Chapter 1 How Lao Tzu is always smashed

Next Chapter

The hazy vision made him feel that the world was so blurry, and a ** sea water slapped against him.

A trace of pain spread throughout his bones, and if it wasn't for the pain, he felt like he was already in another dimension of the world.

The blinding sunlight made his open eyes close again, and his whole body was in pain, as if falling vertically from a thousand feet in the sky.

When he opened his eyes, the crazy three brains were chaotic, and the whole person was groggy, patting his head with a headache, looking at the blue sky above his head, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

"Oh my God, you're so interesting. Look at a meteor that was also smashed, and it was smashed so accurately. Am I just so hated by you? Get a meteor shower and drift with a turn?"

The madman lying on the ground muttered to himself. He has been helpless since he was a child, and the whole person is poor, and it can be said that one person has enough to eat, and the whole family is not hungry. But he can't even eat by himself, he is usually hungry and full, and even his part-time job is declining. Sometimes he was often alone in his poor and leaky little house, looking at the starry sky and complaining to God.

After a long time, the whole person became chattering. If it's okay, he just sat on the big rock in front of the broken house, looked at the sky and muttered to himself. He often complained to God about why he became like this, why he was not doing everything badly, why he couldn't do anything? He asked himself, although he was poor, he never did anything to lose his conscience. Although he is poor, he is also poor and has backbone, stealing chickens and dogs, and he never does kidnapping crimes!

He really admires himself when he thinks about it, a person can live to be in his twenties, and he didn't starve to death and freeze to death.

And that time, he heard that a swarm of meteor showers would pass by the Earth at night. It is also often shown on TV, and if you make a wish for this shooting star, your dream will come true. Although the crazy three said that he didn't believe it, he still sat alone in front of the door of the broken house and looked at the starry sky stupidly, five or six hours passed, and he didn't even eat a bite of food, so he sat lonely alone.

When he saw a streamer of light passing through the dark sky, Crazy San immediately came to his senses. He clasped his hands into fists and closed his eyes, and hurriedly made a wish on the meteor.

He hoped that he would not be so poor again, at least not that he would not starve. It's better to have money! Xiangche mansions, beautiful wives and concubines, and a lot of money for him to spend, traveling around the world, tasting the customs of various countries, and beauties from all over the world, and ----

The more Crazy San spoke, the more addicted he became, and the streamers in the sky were one after another, and the speed was very fast, and dozens of them had passed in the blink of an eye, as if he was avoiding Crazy San's increasingly greedy desires.

When he was almost finished, he glanced at it and opened his eyes to appreciate this rare meteor shower with satisfaction.

Shout-----

He was looking at it intently, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he rubbed his eyes madly, when he was puzzled.

Shout-----

At the moment when the meteor shower was about to end, he suddenly found that the last white light turned beautifully in the air!?

"Is it difficult, is it difficult?" Crazy San was just about to speak in horror, when the white light seemed to have an enmity against him, and it flew towards him.

After saying that, the white light was already approaching, and I only felt a flash of dazzling white light, and my eyes were a little stinging and I couldn't open them. In an instant, Crazy San felt that the time of the whole world seemed to slow down, and in a blur, he saw that his dilapidated cabin that had been with him for many years was gradually disintegrating, and in the end, he only heard a bang, and he had no memory.

Crazy San lay on the ground and looked at the blue sky and thought about it, and then he felt as if he was not dead! Although he had never studied, he knew that he still had pain, which meant that he was still alive.

"The ancients said: If you don't die in a great disaster, you will have a blessing. Crazy San sat up and felt a little better in his heart, maybe he made so many wishes to give a little punishment, I believe that after he was hit by a meteor, his life will change.

Crazy San thought about it, the whole person's spirit was much better, looking at the blue sky, he smiled comfortably: "The air is so good today, it smells so comfortable, and the sun is so warm." ”

Shout----

Just as he was infinitely yy, a gray and sudden thing came from the sky, this feeling made him familiar at the time, it should be said to be very familiar, and the black thing obscured his vision in the blink of an eye. In the future, the crazy three is to grow a mouth: "I c ......"

Before the last word cao was pronounced, I heard a "bang", and a black thing smashed the crazy three directly into the ground with the sound of metal collision......

The crazy third brain who was smashed again was dizzy, and when he fainted, he yelled at God with indignation in his heart: "You are a turtle grandson, why is Lao Tzu always smashed?"

Boom!

Immediately afterward, the crazy three eyes closed and passed out.

----------

The sun sets in the west and the moon rises in the east, and Wusha City is a small town among the eight major cities of the Xia Dynasty.

The quaint town, with tall stone walls, is full of gray-red glazed tile houses. Wusha City, east of the town, in a small courtyard, several old servants hurriedly carried a young man with blood on his head and ran towards the house.

"Put Feng'er on the bed!" a middle-aged woman in a green shirt commanded with a panicked face, and there were even more droplets of water rolling in her eyes.

In a daze, Mad San tugged at his lower eyelids, he felt as if he was being carried, but he couldn't open his eyes, and it seemed as if two heavy dumbbells were hanging on his eyelids. Unconsciously, he found that his body was much quieter, as if he had been placed on a bed, and then a pleasant sound came from his ears.

"Feng'er, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?" the woman took a silk scarf and gently wiped the blood stains on the door of the crazy three's head, and shouted anxiously.

Although Crazy San wanted to speak, but he was too seriously injured, and a series of smashes made him collapse a little, but he still felt that someone in the house walked in again, and the woman saw an old man walk in, and immediately stood up, bowed and said, "Trouble Master Xia to help Feng'er heal!"

"Don't worry. An old voice came, and then Mad San felt that his hand was pinched, and in an instant, a cool air flow entered his body, and he walked around his body for most of the time before retreating.

"Master Xia, how is Feng'er?" The beautiful woman's eyes were full of nervousness and eagerness, as if her whole heart was hanging up, listening to the old man's answer.

"Hehe, he's fine, just a little skin injury, don't worry!" Master Xia touched his beard and laughed, he looked at the woman beside him and said, "As long as he is allowed to rest and recuperate for a few days, he will be cured." ”

"Thank you, Master Xia!" the woman breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this.

"Let him rest alone!" the old man withdrew his hand, and the woman replied, and the two of them walked out of the hut.

In the quiet room, Mad San tried to sit up, but he didn't get up, his body seemed to fall apart, and he had no choice but to fall asleep......

;

Next Chapter
Back to Book