Chapter Forty-Nine: The Strange Doll Kiss

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"The newcomer enters the door, and the firecrackers fall to the ground!"

A muddy and old tone stopped, and the crackling sound of whipping resounded in the alleyway of this blue-tiled and white-walled mansion. When the firecrackers stopped, the tone sounded again.

"The newcomer respects heaven and earth: one kowtow, two kowtows, three kowtows, and sacrifice to the ancestors: one kowtow, two kowtows, and three kowtows!"

In the ancestral ancestral hall, the two lanterns and candles hanging high flickered on and off, and the fireworks that rushed out of the old high suddenly emitted a purple glow. At this moment, many spiritual positions that were originally enshrined in the main shrine and the side shrines fell to the ground in an instant. The little boy, dressed in a robe and a top hat, was kneeling at the foot of the shrine, and the eight-year-old boy was alarmed by this, and turned his head to look at the gray-haired old man on one side.

"Grandpa, I~ I'm scared!"

"Little one, don't be afraid! After doing what grandpa said, your uncle will wake up! ”

"Hmm!"

When the boy heard this, he thought of the uncle who had always loved him but had become a living dead for some reason, and he felt more confident in his heart. He gritted his teeth, and his eyes became unwavering.

"Wo Yu is on the table, and the same prison is together!"

The old man's angry shout resumed, and the boy followed the sound to wash his hands with water in the copper basin that had been placed, and methodically walked to the low table in the middle of the ancestral hall and knelt on his knees. He picked up the chopsticks on the table, consciously ignored the thing covered by a red hijab opposite him, and ate all the grains and animals one by one according to the order of the dishes.

"Newcomers say goodbye... One prostration, two... Licheng! ”

The boy stood up again, bowed three times, and then removed the red hijab that had been placed directly across from him. Wait for him to see a small plaque under the red hijab before bowing.

"Xiaoyi, you remember that from today onwards, she will be your daughter-in-law, and you need to offer flowers and fruits every day for a year to pray for the safety of my He family!"

The boy listened to his grandfather's words and looked at the small plaque that had been placed in a separate corner of the ancestral hall, and read the five words "Hemen Taoshi Zhi" engraved on the plaque into his heart.

"Grandpa, can't I take a daughter-in-law when I grow up?"

"Who said that, when you grow up, grandpa will tell you where to marry your daughter-in-law!"

"Huh!"

He Yimeng opened his eyes and woke up from his dream, he stretched aggrievedly on the cramped co-pilot, and raised his hand to look at the time. Before he knew it, he had fallen asleep for nearly four hours.

"Big head, we've been wandering around this mountain for a few days!"

The man who was shouted by He Yi as the big head held the steering wheel with both hands and looked straight ahead. He always paid attention to the road conditions of the winding mountain road, and saw that the light of the day was responding from time to time.

"It's the fourth day!"

The big head said and looked at the convoy following closely behind through the rearview mirror, and from time to time he looked over his head at He Yi, who was sitting on the co-pilot's legs, and asked.

"Master Rabbit, we have a total of five cars of people this time, and we have been wandering around the mountains for so many days, it's a big deal, right?"

When He Yi heard this, the corners of his mouth hooked up a ruffian, and the big first sentence of the big deal showed the work that his family did not know from which generation, saying that it was obscure and inverted to clamp the lama, and that it was unpleasant to rob the tomb and make money from the dead. Of course, this business has only been brilliant to He Yi's grandfather's generation, and his father's generation has died out. Although He Yi learned this craft from his grandfather, he was an innocent businessman. Of course, in order not to lose this ancestral craft, he usually works as an archaeological consultant to help excavate the ancient tomb relics. So I've encountered a lot of strange things, and even the big head who has followed him for many years is used to these jargons.

"If this big deal doesn't work out, you have to go and propose marriage first!"

"Propose, what kind of propose?"

The big head was stunned when he heard this, and slammed on the brakes and looked at He Yi beside him in disbelief.

He Yi didn't care about the disbelief of the big head, but remembered all the things he remembered in his previous dream. His weird doll kiss was ordered from that day. The origin of this doll is that many years ago, his uncle did not abide by the rule of "the descendants of the He family are not allowed to go to the tomb again" after his grandfather washed his hands in the golden basin, and secretly went to find an old tomb deep in the mountains and became a living dead. At that time, He Yinian didn't know the details, but he only knew that not long after ordering this doll, his uncle woke up as his grandfather said, even if he had to be accompanied by a wheelchair for the rest of his life. It is for this reason that fulfilling this doll has become what Grandpa He Yi has been talking about, and even became the old man's last wish in the end.

"The old man ordered me a doll when he was young, and it's time to fulfill his promise!"

"Isn't it, what age is this, and you still order a doll?"

"It's not surprising that the older generation is traditional!"

Datou originally wondered that as the CEO of a listed company and the boss He Yi, who also runs an antique store, he was surrounded by Yingying Yanyan but never got close to women. As soon as he heard about this doll, he understood most of it, and even ridiculed the deity in the passenger seat.

"Originally, the brothers still laughed at the domineering president who looked handsome and rich like Master Rabbit, and she never came to the real thing, and she was guarding her fiancée for a long time! Your fiancée must have been born like a fairy, right? ”

"I'm not afraid of your jokes, it's the first time I've seen you this time!"

He Yi responded helplessly to the ridicule of the big head, and he was also curious about how ugly his doll kiss was. Because since he became an adult, whenever he got a little closer to a woman, the sign that was still enshrined in his old house would come to his mind, and he was shocked by the chill down his spine.

"Ah, if it's an ugly monster, you have to marry Master Rabbit?"

"There's no way, the old man told me a thousand times before he died... Alas, let's go see it first! ”

He Yi said it on his lips, but he didn't think so in his heart. Since you can't go against this family business, then when the time comes, you will pull this doll's relatives to get a marriage certificate from the Civil Affairs Bureau in the morning, and then go in to get a divorce in the afternoon. He thought of this, and saw that the winding mountain road that had been spared for a long time in front of him finally came out of two forks before he spoke.

"Big head, let the brother who followed the car take the road on the left, and set up camp in the place I designated according to the map. Let's take the road on the right to propose! ”

"Howler!"