After I sent Chen Yanyan to the Guoren Hotel, I drove in the direction of Qi Liyan's house.

Halfway through, I stopped again, thinking I couldn't go. Besides, her father-in-law is on duty, and she is at home during the day, so it will definitely not work at her house, so I'd better go home and let her go to my house, which is relatively safe.

I know what she's going to do when she sees me. It's impossible to keep her from doing that. You have to find a safe place, don't let people see it, let people catch it, beat it, send it in, that can't be done.

I pulled over to the side of the road and gave her a call.

It took a while for her to answer, and she saw my call and ran out of the house -- still a little gasping.

"Shepherd boy, call me?!"

"Can you come out?" I asked her.

"Yes, if you come out, you will die, and I will go too! Where do you say you are going?"

"Then come to my house. ”

"Okay, I'll go. ”

After she finished speaking, she turned off her phone. I want her to get home quickly, roll out her electric scooter, and rush to my house. But I didn't expect her to be so fast—I had just returned a short distance when she rode up from behind on her motorcycle.

I was amazed, what kind of speed did this have to be, and it caught up with me halfway through?

I saw her crazy speed, and she was bound to see me moving on the road, so I leaned into the parking lot of a truck and ducked to the other side of it.

Sure enough, she was only at my house, and she didn't observe the cars on the side of the road at all.

She rode over, and when she was far away, I drove out and drove leisurely home: I had to stop her temper, otherwise, if I saw it, the action was too crazy, and I would not be able to go home.

This time, I must not really go out of my body and keep a clear head at all times. It's best to finish the task assigned to her, and then let her deal with me.

It won't work if you don't let her do it. Besides, last night I imagined Chen Yanyan coming to my bed, but she didn't come, flashed me, flashed me so longing--that's often the case, you want it to come, it doesn't come, you want it to happen, you want it to come, you don't want it to come, it's coming, you are very annoyed -- I definitely have a philosophical mind!

As soon as the car drove into the city, my cell phone rang, and I stuck out my tongue, this woman must have arrived at my house. Sure enough, on the phone she told me to open the door.

I said, "Open the door, open the door, where are you?"

"I'm in front of your building! Hurry up and open the door for me!" -- a look of impatience.

"You woman talking nonsense, you're coming to my house so soon?"

I have to find a way to calm her, if I don't calm her, let her stop me, it will be bad.

"Auntie, what kind of neighborhood are you?" she seemed to ask a lady passing by her to confirm that she was in front of my house. It's up to her for coming up with this idea!

The lady probably thought that she was testing whether she had Alzheimer's disease, so she said the name of our community and our building number very loudly and accurately.

Qi Liyan said into her large-screen mobile phone, "Hear me, little shepherd boy, am I downstairs in your house?"

I pressed the window down, held my phone forward, and I said, "Listen to the wind and the sound of the car engine? You stupid woman, stupid cow, stupid female buffalo with horns!"

The day before yesterday, she made a long run and made a great crusade against me, because the horned buffalo also had a female.

She looked it up on the Internet and won't allow me to talk nonsense. But as soon as she came into the house and saw me, the little shepherd boy, she felt pity, and began to tear down my little shepherd boy, forgetting that the female buffalo also had horns, and I reminded her this time.

She giggled, "yes, I hear the wind and the engine." Clever little shepherd boy, where are you?"

I looked around and saw a military vehicle in front of me, so I said, "I'm near the military subdivision." ”

"Where is the military division?"

I said, "You don't know. Just right. ”

"What did you say?" Qi Liyan asked me on the other end of the phone.

I said that sentence from my heart, I shouldn't have said it, I muttered it, I caught up with her and didn't hear it all of a sudden, just right, I hurriedly picked up, "You wait for ten or eight minutes, and I'll go back." ”

I think if I boil her up for a while, she won't be so strong. To train a woman, you have to come up with the skill of boiling eagles, so that the woman can be useful.

I shifted the car two gears, turned on the tape recorder, found a cassette of Strauss, and showed his "Tales of the Vienna Woods".

I'm music illiterate, I can't understand the language of music, just listen to it, slowly, at a speed that meets my requirements.

It's almost time to arrive at my community, I called Qi Liyan and asked her to go to the supermarket to buy me two cans of beer, I was thirsty, and by the way, I bought ten small fish, half a catty of lean meat, and prepared to feed Shidan and Xiao Muduri.

She said she didn't bring any money, and I said you talk to the cashier, and I said I asked you to buy it, and I paid for it. She wants to ask me who I am, and you say, the guy who came to buy the fish in a tank top and shorts that day. She'll know it's me.

I wondered if the cashier would not let her go. Of all the people in the supermarket that day, there wasn't a single one who didn't think I was crazy.

What's more, it's been a few days, it's time for the cashier to change shifts, and the cashier who saw my "feat" that day is definitely not there, and he is resting, what's the use of mentioning me? Even if you take care of me as a madman, I don't know who it is.

Let her stay in the supermarket for a while, which is very good for cooking her.

She didn't know there was a trap here, so she answered.

When I got home, I parked the car, and as soon as I walked down the car door, I saw Qi Liyan walking over with a convenient bag. I was stunned, I actually bought it back?!

I asked her, "Did you buy it back?"

"Bought it back. ”

"Why did you mention me?"

"Why don't I mention you, no one will let me go. ”

"Then how did you go?"

Qi Liyan looked beautiful and said, "She didn't let me go, I just stuck there, she swept everything I bought, she asked me to get money, I said there is no place to get money, I'll mention you." The guy in the back was in a hurry, and he paid for me. ”

"Who's that man?"

Qi Liyan said she didn't know.

"Then you don't ask, let's pay it back later!"

He said he didn't have to. I pressed him and he ran. ”

"He, what did he run?

"I think he's having a tummy trouble and pulling up his trouser pockets. ”

"How do you know?"

"I smelled a foul smell, and, and saw that his pants were wet, and there was a lot of coming out. ”

"Ahh

"I, what do I have the ability to, he pulled the ......"

I couldn't take it anymore and asked, "If that person can't pull in his pants because you're stuck in the cashier?"