Chapter 22: The Fox's Tail Is Exposed
"The minion's task today is to watch Niang Niang drink this whole bowl of medicine."
"What did you say?!"
After listening to his words, Su Su almost turned his back on his anger in anger.
It's just that if you don't agree to sleep for three days, you have to torture yourself with this inhumane method?
She swore that after living for nearly twenty years, she really had never seen a man with a smaller belly than Feng Mingchuan.
However, looking at the bowl of black medicine in front of him, Su Su could only cry and pinch his nose and drink it.
After drinking, the bowl smashed to the ground with a "pop".
Probably I had never seen a woman with such bold movements, the little eunuch was shocked by her feat, wiped her sweat, and commanded the little palace maid behind her to clean up all the debris on the ground.
"I wish Niangniang to recuperate as soon as possible, and the slave will retire first."
Su Su struggled to manipulate the muscles of her face and squeeze out a smile that was more ugly than crying.
When the little eunuch pinched the orchid finger and left, Su Su immediately ran to the bushes next to him in three or two steps, and spit out all the medicine in one gulp.
"Feng Mingchuan, I&@*@$Β₯β¬*!"
Wiping the medicine stains on the corner of his mouth, Su Su screamed angrily, and his voice instantly startled a group of sparrows on the tree.
The decoction that cried to death this night almost didn't make her vomit out her internal organs!
On the other side of the light curtain, the audience also expressed sympathy for her plight.
"You can feel the pain of that thing through the screen."
"Uh...... The anchor has worked hard. β
"Although the emperor's little brother is handsome, his temperament is so black, he is really wronged by the anchor."
"I don't need sympathy now, what I need is practical action, brothers and sisters......"
Su Su grimaced, and begged for comfort pitifully.
As soon as the words fell, images of various gifts appeared on the screen, which finally gave Su Su's injured little heart a little comfort.
Accompanied by the audience, Su Su criticized Feng Mingchuan for an hour.
It was only when he talked about his dry mouth that Su Shu felt relieved, pouted and sighed: "Actually, if you can exchange it for the emperor's grace of not killing, let alone drinking a bowl of bitter soup medicine, ten bowls are acceptable." β
However, Su Su didn't expect that she would not be effective in saying good things for thousands of years, and she would be effective when she said bad things.
Early the next morning, Su Su was shaken by the clouds.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up!"
Su Su glanced out the window, although the sky was already dark, but the biological clock told her that she was not at the point where she was usually awake.
With messy hair like a chicken nest, Su Su looked at Qingyun and asked with sleepy eyes, "What's wrong?" β
Qingyun looked at Su Su, and her mouth opened and opened.
Su Su yawned loudly: "If you have anything, just say it." β
Qingyun bit her lip and cast a sympathetic look at her: "Niangniang, that father-in-law Liu from yesterday is here again." β
When Su Su heard this, he suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, and he instantly sobered up for the most part: "Which father-in-law Liu?" β
"That's it...... It's the one who came yesterday to deliver the decoction of the bitter dead. β
Su Su jumped up from the bed and almost roared: "What is he doing again!" β
Qingyun was taken aback by her reaction, but still replied honestly, "Send medicine." β
Thinking of the bitter taste of ecstasy yesterday, Su Su sighed in his heart.
Feng Mingchuan, come here, I promise not to kill you.
Qingyun looked at the petrified Su Su in front of her, and couldn't help but stretch out her hand and swing in front of her: "Niangniang, listening to Gonggong Liu, today's medicine seems to be different from yesterday's." β
Su Su's eyes lit up instantly: "Is there no Coptis chinensis?" β
Qingyun scratched her head: "This slave didn't ask, Grandpa Liu only ordered the slave to call you up." β
Full of hope, Su Su hurriedly got dressed.
"Minions, see Concubine Xiaosu."
Su Su was in no mood to pay attention to these red tapes now, and rushed directly to him in one breath: "Qingyun just said that this medicine is different from yesterday, did you not add Coptis chinensis?" β
The little eunuch covered his mouth and coughed twice: "Niangniang, you think too much, if you really say that it is different from yesterday, it is probably ......"
As he spoke, the little eunuch turned around and took a bowl from the palace maid's hand and handed it over.
"It's probably a bigger bowl today."
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Su Su: Pawn.
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Seeing that he couldn't escape this catastrophe, Su Su began to play Laipi: "If you don't drink, I won't drink!" I'll see what you can do with me! β
The corners of the little eunuch's mouth twitched visibly, and then he took out a golden scroll from his sleeve.
Clearing his throat, the little eunuch shouted in a shrill voice, "The Holy Decree has arrivedβ"
"Fengtian carrier, the emperor said, there is a concubine Xiao Su, know the etiquette, respectful conduct, deep heart, but frail and dangerous......"
From this word "but" onwards, Su Shu didn't want to listen to it anymore, and the green tendons on his forehead jumped extremely happily.
Feng Mingchuan, you are poisonous!
In order to punish her, he actually issued a holy decree, which was still the kind of disrespect for the decree and beheaded on the spot.
"Concubine Xie, Lord, Long, En!"
Su Su grinded his teeth and took the holy decree.
Seeing that Concubine Su, who was still dancing like a little wild cat just now, obediently accepted the holy decree at this time, the little eunuch suddenly had a thought, "Our Majesty is really a god".
Yesterday, he expected that Concubine Xiao Su would not obediently finish drinking the medicine, so he asked people to prepare more than 20 bowls in advance, and today he expected that she would play tricks, and drafted a holy decree in advance.
Could this be the legendary Soul Rhino?
As soon as this thought came out, the little eunuch immediately had an expression of sudden realization.
Fortunately, Su Su didn't know the real thoughts of the little eunuch, otherwise he would definitely give him a "good" lesson.
After forcing himself to drink a bowl of medicine, Su Shu turned his head and wanted to complain to the audience, but found that the four big words "Law of True Fragrance" were telling on the entire light curtain.
"Did the anchor light up the crow's beak skill?"
"I think what I said upstairs makes sense, after all, the anchor just said yesterday that as long as the emperor's little brother can forgive himself, he can drink ten more bowls, and the second bowl will come today."
"Anchor, where did your ambition go yesterday? Is it fragrant, I will ask you if it is fragrant? β
Su Su wanted to cry without tears: "You, you are all fake fans!" No love! β
That night, Su Su had a dream, dreaming that she had successfully completed the task and returned to modern times, not only paid off all her debts, but also became a red flower dan, just when she was drooling with laughter from fame and fortune, a handsome guy suddenly appeared in front of her.
Su Su: "Handsome guy, come to fragrant." β
Handsome guy: "Concubine, I have a gift for you." β
Su Su: You, you, you! Are you Feng Mingchuan?
In the next second, a medicine bowl suddenly jumped out of his hand, and then turned into a monster spurting blood from its mouth.
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Since receiving the holy decree, for several days, the little eunuch stayed at the door of the Mingyue Hall early in the morning to deliver medicine, making Su Su miserable.
Early that morning, Su Su was hiding in the palace and complaining to the audience remotely.
Suddenly, I saw Xi Tao walking in from outside with a bowl of medicine.
"Mother, it's time to drink the medicine."
Since that time, Xi Tao thought that Su Su had drunk the medicine she sent, as if she had made an appointment with the little eunuch, and sent the medicine one after the other every day.
Su Su moved his body and reached out to take the bowl: "It's hard for you to boil medicine for me every day." β
She has no masochistic tendencies, and she just does this to find the guy behind Xi Tao who really wants to kill herself.
Therefore, Su Su has been acting with Xitao, and every time she takes the medicine, she either spits directly on the handkerchief or waits for her to leave.
Xi Tao was a little flattered: "Niang Niang is willing to give the slave a chance to atone for her sins, the slave is already grateful, and she never dares to be proud of her achievements." β
Su Su didn't speak, and covered his face with his sleeve and spit the medicine on the handkerchief.
In order not to turn himself into a medicine jar, Su Su almost used the method of drinking half a mouthful and spitting half a mouthful to deal with the tonic sent by the little eunuch.
In this way, under the double destruction of the two medicines, Su Su, who had spent the first painful period, became numb.
No matter how long the medicine is in your mouth, you can't feel the bitterness in it.
I don't know if people who are used to suffering are particularly sensitive to other tastes.
This time, as soon as the medicine entered Su Su, he noticed a sweet smell that was different from the usual.
Raising her eyes slightly, Xi Tao's expression seemed to be a little more nervous than usual.
Placing the bowl casually on the wooden shelf on the side, Su Su grabbed a book of poems from the table and flipped through it slowly.
Xi Tao kept kneeling on the ground, and without Su Su's order, she didn't dare to stand up privately, so she could only straighten her neck and look into the bowl.
Su Shu smiled coldly and asked, "What are you looking at?" β
"No, no, the slave didn't look at anything."
Xi Tao hurriedly withdrew her gaze and shook her head in a panic.
Looking at her appearance of being a thief, Su Su's eyes were cold, there was really something wrong with this medicine.
"Xi Tao, what do you think of me to you?"
Hearing him suddenly ask, his heart chuckled, "Mother, why did you suddenly ask like this, you took me all the time...... It's been good. β
Su Su still had a nonchalance expression, but somehow, Xi Tao's heartbeat became faster and faster.
"Oh," Su Su played with the bowl in his hand and inserted the poison test prop into the remaining potion.
In an instant, the prop emitted a piercing alarm sound: a highly toxic substance had been found.
"Poisonous? This maid really didn't change her life, it wasn't enough to harm the anchor with strong drugs, this time she was directly poisoned! β
"Such a black-hearted person, even if he cuts it with a thousand knives, he can't get angry!"
"Anchor, how are you feeling now, are you feeling unwell?"
"Don't pay off any debts, hurry up and go back to the hospital to wash your stomach, it's still a matter of life!"
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Seeing that the audience cared so much about themselves, Su Su's instantly cold heart slowly gained some temperature.
"Xi Tao, you said that if someone harms me, will I directly beat him to death or give her a three-foot white silk?" Su Su's smile was full of coldness.
Before the words fell, Xi Tao jumped up directly from the ground like a frightened rabbit: "Niangniang, not a slave!" Slaves don't! β