Enjoying Asuna's gentle feeding service, a natural dwell has completely forgotten the cruel fact that the food was taken from itself...

"Hmm, Asuna, do you have a drink?

"If you want a drink, I can squeeze it for Rujiu~" Glancing at Rujiu's chest, Asuna made a milking gesture out of thin air.

Frightened by Asuna's action, she almost didn't squirt out the unswallowed food in her mouth, and Lu Jiu also understood the meaning of a popular folk saying - the cut of the powder is black, so don't try to do something that will endanger your life.

"Ahem... I, I'm actually joking, Asuna, you must not take it seriously... I'm not thirsty, really, not at all!"

Although Lu Jiu told Asuna very sincerely that what she had just said was a joke. But obviously, the chef didn't seem to want to be fooled like this.

Just kidding! I finally found a practical opportunity to "milk the cow" in the name of it, how could Asuna let it go so easily!

The green jade pointed at Lu Jiu's small nose, Asuna was like teaching her own mother who was not enterprising to her son, and suddenly entered the preaching mode,

"No~ Lu Jiu! You are a consumer fraud! Have you ever seen a restaurant where you can return a meal after ordering it!?Do you know how much loss this will cause to the merchant? What do you think is the difference between this and eating a bully meal!?"

"But, but..."

"Nothing! Maybe the average restaurant can afford such a loss!? But what if it's an ordinary inn in a small remote village? Do you know that if you change the tone so casually, maybe the store will lose a week's or even a month's income!"

The "exaggerated rhetorical technique" awarded by the elementary school Chinese teacher is vividly used. Asuna's words made Rujiu feel her guilt deeply.

Because he has the setting of "100% will lose the money on his body", Lu Jiu will not only have strong sympathy for the poor, but also have a strange feeling of empathy.

Lu Jiu thought about it for a moment. If you suddenly lose a month's money, what will your life become...

It's terrible! In an instant, Lu Jiu actually made up the miserable picture of himself starving to death on the street!

"Yah. Asuna: Please, please. Is there any remedy for this kind of consumer fraud!?"

Unaware that she had stepped into a carefully laid trap, Lu Jiu looked at Asuna with repentant eyes.

And it was this look that almost made Lu Jiu crawl out of the clutches of the Alliance!

"Okay, it's dangerous! This kind of cute eyes like a lost little animal are so foul!!

patted his chest to calm himself down, and his mind kept looping the single composed by Elusa and written by Crok Dahl, and sung by Dinisha - "The bright future of the Alliance: Pushing down Lu Jiu is not a dream, you can push it if you want to".

Listening to the lyrics, the lyrics probably mean that after the plan is successful, the alliance will live a happy and happy life in the future. Asuna's fluctuating heart also became calm.

Taking a deep breath of the pink-scented air, abandoning her naïve thoughts due to a moment of soft-heartedness, Asuna said softly to Lu Jiu: "Actually, it's not impossible to make up for it. Although Lu Jiu's actions have caused unavoidable property damage and mental damage to the owner of the restaurant and all employees, it is not unforgivable if you truly repent. ”

"So, Asuna, what the hell am I going to do!"

A dangerous smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and Asuna was even more convinced that the League was indeed an organization for the welfare of the people!

"Hmm... For the sake of our family. I'll tell you how to remedy it. In fact, when this happens, the best way to do it is to just buy two meals that you ordered but want to return!"

"Huh!?Is that all there is to it!?"

"That's right!! although I don't know exactly how much profit the restaurant makes. But if you do what I say, not only will you avoid the loss of the restaurant, but the profit from the second order will naturally become the victim's moral damage!

"That's how it !!"

"So, are you still thirsty, Lujiu!? Do you really think you're joking when you say you're thirsty!?"

"No, Asuna, I found that I was so naïve that I didn't think about other people's feelings... So. Even if you want to be **, please don't be polite... Squeeze... Squeeze... Let's squeeze out the milk for two!!"

Although at the end of the day, Lu Jiu still feels shy. However, she was brave enough to speak out in the end!

"Very good! This is the Lu Jiu I know! If you are lost!! then, you're welcome!!"

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"Smack. ”

The radish in her hand fell to the ground weakly, and Elusa rubbed her red eyes vigorously, and then said in an unbelievable tone: "Rabbit bark, rabbit bark!" (I said Lao Sha, why didn't I find out that Asuna still has the potential to be a magic stick? This fool is too powerful, right?)"

He also slipped off the melon seeds in his hand in a daze, but Crokodahl expressed a different opinion about Elusa's opinion, "Squeak!" (Actually, I think the real power should not be Asuna's mouth.) Here, I have a more simple and straightforward explanation. ）”

"Rabbit bark!? (Don't sell it, say it, don't you see the big guys waiting for you with their ears pricked up?)"

"Squeak!" (Actually, it's very simple, don't you all think about the problem too complicated?The reason why Asuna's mouth looks so powerful is because the person she fooled is Lu Jiu!)"

For a moment, the audience that was watching the battle suddenly fell silent.

Then, there were different versions of the animal's cry - it turned out to be Lu Jiu!

ps: Evening class reunion, I'll go after writing this chapter! (To be continued)