Hearing his wife Anne's ridicule, Yang Nianzhong couldn't help but laugh and made his hands from the beach chair net, pillowed behind his head and looked at the smiling Anne, and shook his head helplessly.

"It's good to get a sunburn, Annie, don't you know that today your husband and I have lost all my face, and the tourist who was almost thought to be injured by drowning was sent to the hospital."

Anne was startled when she heard this, and hurriedly asked what was going on, Yang Nianzhong said, saying that she had nothing to do and ran to the beach to swim, and after she was tired of swimming, she floated on the sea with her own welfare and rested for a while.

Who knew that the lifeguard at the Hilton Hotel was so conscientious, and in just a moment he observed himself, and then drove a jet ski to get up his drowning guest, and then sent him to the hospital for first aid.

But I didn't expect that I was backstroke, and I made such a big oolong floating on the sea, which shocked everyone in the entire Hilton Hotel, although I spent $20,000 to thank you, which was a bit unjustly spent.

20,000 US dollars for a bottle of whiskey, Yang Nianzhong wanted to drink it all in one breath and not waste a drop, but Yang Nianzhong didn't know that alcohol would be longer and longer. I want to sleep but can't sleep when I drink to the fullest, I want to be awake but can't wake up, I lie on the beach chair and don't bother to move, and my feet are tanned and shiny.

After listening to the cause and effect, Anne looked at Yang Nianzhong, laughed vigorously, yelled that her stomach hurt, and Yang Nianzhong was stunned and asked stupidly.

"I said, Annie, what are you laughing at? Can you still laugh when others treat your husband like this, how can you be a qualified wife, how can you be a qualified mother. ”

Anne looked at Yang Nianzhong's frowning appearance, and knew that she couldn't hold it on her face, but she couldn't stop when she wanted to, she felt distressed when she saw Yang Nianzhong, she wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, she was so uncomfortable, she said while laughing.

"David, what do I say to you? You can't run to a public beach and play free-floating backstroke. ”

"You said you wouldn't have to be in trouble if you wanted to swim? Who told you to lie on the sea and not move, and you lie on the sea and do not move, isn't it like you are drowning from a distance? No wonder the lifeguards at the Hilton were nervous, and if they had been on me, they would have fainted. ”

Yang Nianzhong knew where his mistake was, and now he was pointed out by his wife Anne, his face was even more unbearable, his face was blushing and his neck was thick, and he was lying on the beach chair to practice kicking his legs, and said in a tricky way.

"It's a shame to be a shame, when have I ever been so embarrassed? My face was all lost at the Hilton, and I don't live here anymore. ”

Seeing Yang Nianzhong kicking his legs like a child, Anne couldn't cry or laugh, and hit Yang Nianzhong's thigh, making Yang Nianzhong sore and jumping up from the beach chair, and then laughed and scolded.

"Whether you are ashamed or not is secondary, but the whole family is waiting for you to have dinner, if you don't show up, we will drink the northwest wind."

"Just like your old man usually talks about people, people are iron rice and steel, if you don't eat a meal, you are hungry and panicked, you want to starve us to death, hurry up for me."

Yang Nianzhong was beaten by his wife Anne and sat up from the beach chair with a chirp, wearing his own flip-flops, putting his flower shirt on his shoulder, and carrying the remaining half bottle in his hand, 30-year-old Scotch whisky walked away.

Anne was really worried and stepped forward to hold one of Yang Nianzhong's hands on her shoulder, and helped Yang Nianzhong to walk back while saying with a smile.

"I said that next time Mr. Yang wants to play this game of backstroke, you'd better move from time to time, or you'll have to be rescued as a drowning person."

Yang Nianzhong said with a snort. "No, there will be no next time, this time the shame has already been thrown to grandma's house, I will never do this again, I will never swim again."

Of course, what Yang Nianzhong said was just angry words, how could a person who knew water see water and not swim around, and besides, swimming is the best physical exercise in the world, which can not only use the buoyancy of water to protect the joints and ligaments of the human body, but also exercise the muscles of the body.

Swimming consumes several times more calories than running, can Yang Nianzhong give up such a good way to exercise? Besides, Yang Nianzhong grew up on the beach since he was a child, and swimming in the sea is called a skilled person, if he can drown, the sea otter will have to be drowned.

But who would believe you when you say that you are a master swimmer? You almost didn't let the lifeguard drag you to the shore as a drowning person, is there a master swimmer like you in the world? It's a shame to say it.

The little couple walked to the hotel all the way to talk and laugh, and after returning to the room, Yang Nianzhong took a shower and changed his clothes, and knocked on his mother's door while burping.

As soon as my mother Yang Lan opened the door, she saw that Yang Nianzhong was drunk, so she frowned, and Yang Nianzhong screamed, scolding while beating.

"Little bunny, am I indulging you too much? Why didn't I see you in the afternoon and drank like this, you haven't seen wine in your life? If you have nothing to do, you can borrow wine to kill your sorrows. ”

Yang Nianzhong didn't dare to refute yet, what his mother said was right, he was just borrowing wine to kill his sorrows, just because of the shame, not because of any worries, you said Yang Nianzhong, how wronged this brain is broken.

was beaten by his mother, this is his mother who gave birth to himself and raised himself, Yang Nianzhong had nowhere to hide, so he could only stand up and put on a smiling face, and said to his mother with a smile.

"Ouch, mom, don't slap your face, don't slap your face, I'm okay with my head and cut your hand again, it's my sin again, I don't want you to come, take the family downstairs for dinner, if you continue to fight, the whole family will starve."

Yang Nianzhong didn't remind his mother, but it was good to remind his mother, Yang Lan's fingers really hurt, why Yang Nianzhong's head was too hard, and it was strange if his mother's slender jade fingers didn't hurt when he knocked on the door of his head, that was if his fingers were not iron hammers.

The mother and son interacted with each other, and then took the family to the restaurant downstairs to eat, when sitting at the dining table waiting for the food, Yang Nianzhong looked at the waiters, looking at his own eyes was weird, every time he didn't look at others when he served the food, he looked at himself Yang Nianzhong, and he felt that Maomao's face was hot.

Finally, the dishes were ready, the family began to chat while eating, and the mother introduced herself to Yang Nianzhong with a smile while cutting red wine and beef, and took Anne to the local art museum in Cannes, France, on this day, and looked at those art paintings, which was called a pleasure.

The only thing that is regrettable is that none of the paintings of the masters in the museum are for sale, and if you want to buy them, you have to look for them in person or at auction.

Although I haven't seen any world famous paintings such as the Mona Lisa, such as Van Gogh's sunflowers, or Picasso's paintings, I haven't seen any of them. But these painting masters who have appeared in the art museum, the level of painting is quite good, and it can be called a classic, so the family is very happy, and the only one who is not happy is Yang Nianzhong.

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