60 Farts (Favorite, Recommendation)
"Big brother, you are so important that you can forget?"
Lao Fang looked at Er Yazi and continued to talk with a pleasant face,
Er Yazi sighed, "It's all because of those people in the town, who always smashed my head...... You see, this scar on my head was thrown down from the third floor and hit me on the head......"
When Lao Fang looked at it, there were indeed a lot of new and old wounds on his head.
The two continued to talk back and forth, and the old man's question seemed to be idle talk, but it was actually a skill.
From time to time, he will go back to the old question before, change his approach, change his angle, and see if there is any contradiction in the other party's answer.
Half an hour later, Lao Fang returned to Li Xinyi's side and whispered, "I wonder if his memory is really declining." ”
Li Xinyi nodded, and asked Er Yazi with a smile: "You alone, how do you sleep at night, let's give you a tent?" ”
"Oh, no," said Er Yazi, "I can't sleep with you, but it's uncomfortable to use it." ”
So saying, Eryazi went to lie down under the tree and took out a bundle of grass from the cloth bag. Pillow under your head.
The grass may have the effect of repelling mosquitoes, so he pillowed the grass, took out another cigarette, smoked it beautifully, and sighed comfortably,
No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a threat.
Li Xinyi groaned for a while and said, "If you want him to be honest all the time, leave him alone." ”
Even in Matian Town, in fact, the number of people who are really bad to the bone is very small. Even a fierce man like Scarface, once he gets rid of the rampant control, he is essentially a victim.
Therefore, Li Xinyi still considers others on the premise of kindness.
However, the trick still has to be brightened.
He said to the eldest brother, "The lady's tent is far away, and I will sleep with you near him." ”
If there is movement at night, he and his eldest brother can take action immediately.
However, the night passed and nothing happened.
The next day, Li Xinyi and his companions got up very early, because they had to fight for a long way before the sun rose, so they had to get up early.
As soon as Li Xinyi came out of the tent, he looked under the tree, and Er Yazi was gone.
Li Xinyi hurriedly looked around and found that something was moving in the field.
It's Eryazi rummaging for something under the leaves.
After breakfast, everyone began to pack up the moisture mats and tents. At this time, Er Yazi walked over and asked with a simple smile, "You didn't lose anything, did you?" ”
Li Xinyi was a little surprised,
"Why do you ask this question all of a sudden? What will we lose? ”
Everyone else sprang into action to check if anything was missing.
"I'll just ask, it's good if you don't lose it, it's good if you don't lose it." Er Yazi smiled and left.
This Eryazi made everyone nervous.
Thinking that he has words and deeds that he doesn't have a match, Li Xinyi can't help but think, is it also a bit of a brain problem?
The group hit the road again. Eryazi walked with them.
The man walked in front of them, and sometimes he ran to the fields and grass by the roadside, digging something and stuffing it into his big cloth bag.
It is very much in line with the description of 'digging in the soil'.
Suddenly, Li Xinyi saw Er Yazi standing in the field and smiled at him.
Before Li Xinyi could think about the meaning of this smile, he heard Er Yazi lower his voice and asked in his ear,
"Isn't it, you also went to Beijing to take the exam?"
Li Xinyi was puzzled, "What entered Beijing?" Aren't you going to Yunjin? ”
Just rely on your two legs, and you still want to go to the capital?
"That's right, Yunjian is our capital." Er Yazi had a sincere smile on his face.
Li Xinyi was stunned.
Cloud tight? Capital?
Damn, Yun Changtian is really self-reliant?
Li Xinyi asked, "What does it mean to rush for the exam?" ”
"Of course it's the top prize, aren't you also going to take the top prize??"
Li Xinyi looked him up and down, this guy seemed to be really crazy.
"Don't pretend," Er Yazi laughed and patted Li Xinyi's chest, "You want to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, right, if you don't make a sound, you will be a champion?" Just your little cleverness! ”
Li Xinyi was made to cry and laugh,
But if you are a madman, there may be information in it. He continued to talk to the other party, "Tell me what's going on." ”
"You really don't know?" Er Yazi said with a smile.
"I don't know."
Er Yazi whispered, "Ten towns and six towns, a radius of hundreds of miles, all the anomalies have entered Beijing."
"All abnormalities, to fight for a champion."
Li Xinyi felt his whole body stiffen for a moment.
"All abnormal into Beijing! How many are there? ”
"Look at you, you say you don't care, doesn't that sound like that?" Er Yazi said with a smile.
Li Xin Yixin said, it's not good! They are going to pick one of the strongest!
Er Yazi pretended to be mysterious and said: "You come here, I'll tell you something......
His voice grew lower. So Li Xinyi leaned his ear over. I only heard Er Yazi's voice very close, and said hoarsely:
"Since we have met, how can I see you becoming a stumbling block in my way?"
As soon as he heard this sentence, he felt bad, and a thought flashed through Li Xinyi's mind: strike first!
After a thought, he immediately grabbed the opponent's neck with a metal hand, and pulled out a gun with the other hand.
At the same time, his chest ached, as if an old wound had been torn.
Suddenly, Lan Jing drank crisply, "Wait a minute! ”
For a moment, everyone looked at her.
"How many people did we depart?" Lan Jing said.
"Seven ......"
As soon as the words fell, everyone began to nod their heads.
"One less?"
"How could there be one less? Who's missing......"
The sister-in-law exclaimed, "Ding Dong! ”
Then she turned and ran, shouting as she ran, "We left the dingbell when we left!" ”
"What's going on?" "How can you leave one behind?"
Everyone rushed back in one go. Thankfully, it's not that far. I saw a tent in front of which Dingdong was sitting quietly.
"Clank!" The sister-in-law screamed and pounced.
"Blame me, blame me, we don't know what's wrong......" The sister-in-law said sadly and blamefully, "Fortunately, you didn't run around," ......
"I know you're going to come back to me." If I run around, you won't be able to find me. ”
Li Xinyi said to everyone with an ugly face: "All of you don't realize it? Someone left? ”
The crowd was silent.
"It's related to those two Yazi!" Li Xinyi said categorically.
It didn't take much effort for them to catch up with Er Yazi, because Er Yazi didn't run away at all, but walked on the road unhurriedly.
As soon as he saw them catching up, the second Yazi bowed again and again,
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry......
"That's what I have to do with people, people who are too close to me always forget things. But I didn't mean to......"
The overalls grabbed Er Yazi and said, "Why are you doing this weird thing to hurt us?" If a child is abandoned in the wilderness and no one notices, won't he starve to death? ”
Er Yazi waved his hand again and again, "You believe me, this is really not something I can control......"
"Fart!" Overalls scolded.
"Yes, yes," Er Yazi nodded, "It's a bit like a fart, that is, you didn't pay attention and let it out." You know, you can't control your fart......"