Chapter 30: Your Majesty This joke cannot be made

Li Shimin's voice suddenly came: "The Zhang family kid stays." ”

Zhang Zheng paused, and watched the old generals walk out of the Manna Palace.

"Uh, I don't know what Your Majesty has to tell you to leave the kid?" Zhang Zheng asked.

From entering the palace to the present, Li Shimin's exchanges with the veterans are only a few words, one party gives an order, the other side gives an order, and the information that Zhang Zheng can get is really limited.

"I heard Cheng Qian and the boy of the Wang family in Hejian say that your kid is bad and bad, and his stomach is full of bad ideas?" Li Shimin looked at Zhang Zheng and asked.

"Ah, Your Majesty, this is slander, this is slander, don't listen to their nonsense, Weichen only has a pure heart, where is the slightest hint of damage. Your Majesty's eyes are like torches, and you must not listen to the slander of the villain. Zhang Zheng was angry and quickly explained.

Li Chengqian and Li Huairen, the two villains, what's going on, can they smear people's innocence out of thin air?

Is it that he hasn't cleaned them up for a long time, and he dares to run to His Majesty to sue the black.

"Okay, okay, you don't have to put gold on your face, I know it in my heart." Li Shimin also felt helpless when he saw Zhang Zheng's indignant appearance.

Then he thought for a moment and said slowly: "I didn't call you here to listen to your own defense, but because I wanted to hear your opinion on something. ”

"Huh?" Zhang Zheng is very confused, what advice can he give to this man who is destined to become the first emperor of the ages?

Besides, doesn't Li Er still have Fang Xuanling, who is known as the first strategist of the Tang Dynasty, no matter how bad it is, he can pull out the eldest grandson Wuji, who is known as the Yin Man, for a walk, why are you looking for a child?

I can think so in my heart, but Zhang Zheng doesn't dare to say this.

I had to think about it and said: "Your Majesty, this, military affairs or something, Weichen doesn't know much about a child, otherwise you would still call the prime minister or Zhao Guogong to give you a detailed reference?" ”

"Xuanling and Wuji have their own things to do." Li Shimin heard Zhang Zheng mention Fang Xuanling and the eldest grandson Wuji, showing a hesitant look and explaining vaguely.

Then he suddenly showed a contemptuous expression, and sneered at Zhang Zheng: "Besides, it's not your turn to discuss military affairs with me, and you kid thinks too highly of yourself." ”

"?" Zhang Zheng couldn't help but burst into a foul language in his heart, didn't you fucking ask me to give you some advice, besides, this son is self-humble, self-humility understands.

As soon as he heard this, Zhang Zheng was instantly unhappy, and really wanted to grab Li Shimin's shirt and give him two big pockets.

What does this mean, ah, what does this mean?

Look down on me, you, a Tang Dynasty turtle more than a thousand years ago, look down on me, a three-good young man with a brain full of huge knowledge reserves from the 21st century?

But Zhang Zheng didn't dare, in Datang, no matter how much Li Er was a turtle, he could easily take care of his life, so he could only scold a few words in his heart to vent his anger.

"Your Majesty hasn't said anything yet." Zhang Zheng stiffened his neck and said unconvinced.

"I'm going to make a trick and see if I can get any prey into it, you kid is bad, give me two ideas." Li Shimin said.

"Whoever is broken, Weichen is full of opportunities." Zhang Zheng protested dissatisfied.

"Do you have any ideas?" Li Shimin asked dissatisfied.

"Back to Your Majesty, no." Zhang Zheng replied stiffly, asking people to do things with this attitude, who is playing with you, this is still the emperor of the ages.

"Really?" Li Shimin's brows furrowed slightly.

"Not really!" Zhang Zheng stiffened his neck, what about love, what about the first emperor through the ages?

"Oh, do you know what orders my old generals have been given by me?" Li Shimin asked nonchalantly.

"Back to Your Majesty, I don't know." Zhang Zheng was stunned for a moment, and became vigilant in his heart, what tricks does Li Shimin want to play?

"They were ordered by me to get grain, and the deceased clan got grain in their hands." Li Shimin said, biting the four words of the family very hard.

"Ah, in this way, the old general, they went to get food, what does this have to do with the ministers?" Zhang Zheng asked suspiciously, and complained in his heart about the execution of the ancients, it's been a few days, and now I'm going to get food, and the daylilies are cold, okay.

"Shaft, what do you say has to do with you?" Li Shimin was faintly impatient, this little bastard was so annoying, he really wanted to whip him ten more times.

"Yes, what's the matter with Guan Chen?" Zhang Zheng still asked with an innocent face.

Li Shimin looked at Zhang Zheng with an innocent expression and was a little suspicious: "You really don't understand the joints in this?" ”

"I really don't understand." Zhang Zheng blinked and decided to continue playing dumb.

"Hahaha, okay, good boy, I don't understand." Li Shimin suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed.

Then he roared outside the hall: "Left and right, drag this bastard out and whip ten more whips." No, twenty lashes. Dare to tease me. Li Shimin was angry, and suddenly felt that his IQ was pressed on the ground and rubbed, and he was immediately annoyed and angry, and instructed the palace guards on duty outside the main hall.

"What, if you have nothing to say, you will be whipped?" Zhang Zheng was shocked, rushed to the dragon chair on the high platform with an arrow step, and hugged Li Shimin's thigh.

"Your Majesty, you can't smoke it."

"Bastard, you want to kill the king?"

"Your Majesty, the minister has something to say, and if he has something to say, he can't smoke it. I can't smoke it. The hall suddenly remembered Zhang Zheng's screams.

The palace guards on duty were overwhelmed by the sudden change, and the Zhang family's Xiao Langjun hugged His Majesty's thigh, what is this for?

"Zhang Shaolang, don't make mistakes." Li Shimin's personal eunuch Wang De was also anxious.

If Your Majesty has something to do, no one present will be able to escape.

"What's the panic, it's just a child, I can pinch it to death with one hand, get out." Li Shimin suddenly roared, it was a joke that a fifteen-year-old child could pose a threat to an emperor like him.

Hearing Li Shimin say this, the palace guards on duty looked at each other and retreated, and Wang De also stood aside and acted as a transparent person.

"Got something to say?"

"Yes, yes, yes." This time Zhang Zheng replied very happily, if he is not happy, he can't afford to play at all, and he will whip people at every turn, he is simply a tyrant.

"Little bastard, belonging to a donkey, leading and not walking backwards, if there is a fart, let it go." Li Shimin kicked Zhang Zheng away, and dusted off the dust that did not exist on the underwear that Zhang Zheng had hugged.

Li Shimin didn't exert any force, but left a big footprint on Zhang Zheng's chest.

Zhang Zheng stretched out his hand and patted the footprints on his chest as if nothing happened, and asked, "I don't know how far Your Majesty wants to go?" ”

"Oh, how far do I want to go, of course I want to uproot, is that possible?" Li Shimin glanced at Zhang Zheng and said lightly.

"Damn, how dare you." Zhang Zheng's face suddenly became ugly, and he scolded wildly in his heart, two arms, you.

"Your Majesty, this joke is not to be made." Zhang Zheng's face fell, and he said weakly to Li Shimin.