Chapter 68: I'm Joking

"Cut, if you don't eat, you won't eat, but if you go to your numbness, even if you Li Er stays for dinner, I'm not happy with it......"

Zhang Zheng, who left the East Palace, still used his hands and feet together, shouting and scolding at the gate of the East Palace like a shrew.

Until Zhang Zheng wiped his lips and felt a little thirsty.

Thinking about the thesaurus of swearing, there is really nothing to scold.

Only then did he slap Chen Yu on the back of the head who was staring at him and scolded Donggong stunned, and scolded:

"Look at it, I haven't seen anyone scolding, let's go."

"Ahh

Chen Yu, as Zhang Zheng's personal guard, what else can he do at this moment, he can only pretend that he can't hear anything and see nothing.

"Let's go, don't look at it, I'll go back."

Chen Yu greeted everyone.

Zhang Zheng arrogantly left a voice: "Hmph! ”

Got into the carriage and prepared to sleep for another hour.

……

Three days passed unconsciously, that is, in this short period of three days, the locusts in Guanzhong spread rapidly with lightning speed.

really responded to the sentence recorded in the history books:

The food crops and plants are exhausted, and the sun is obscured, hindering people and horses from walking, and filling in the trenches are all full.

But this locust plague, which spread throughout Guanzhong, did not seem to have had any impact on the other courtyards of the Zou Guogong Mansion.

In the days in the other hospital, Zhang Zheng lived a very comfortable life, and his daily life was only to sleep, eat, and sleep.

It is like an isolated life, without the chaos of silk and bamboo, and there is no labor of cases.

Then, Zhang Zheng discovered a terrible thing.

He turned out to be fat.

It's okay, for a person who eats with his face, it is simply an unsympathetic relationship with obesity.

Therefore, Zhang Zheng decided to exercise and lose weight.

So, Chen Yu and Liu San, who were practicing with the guards in the open space outside the courtyard, were targeted by Zhang Zheng.

In the past, when he was boiling his body, Zhang Zheng always disliked being too tired.

After all, in Zhang Zheng's imagination, his new character is a think-tank character who is like Zhuge Liang and strategizes and wins thousands of miles away, what is the use of practicing this thing, so he can hide.

But things are so interesting, Zhang Zheng didn't expect that one day he would take the initiative to go up, how cheap can such a person do such a thing.

Of course, face is like a floating cloud in Zhang Zheng.

Therefore, Zhang Zheng made up his mind, he had to do what to do, of course, it was impossible for Zhang Zheng to join Chen Yu's team to practice together.

But martial arts can be learned, even if you can't kill one person in ten steps, you won't stay for a thousand miles. But it's always okay to get fit.

Most importantly, it can lose weight.

"Well, that's it"

……

"Chop, stab, chop,"

"Kill!"

On the newly opened school field outside the courtyard, more than 300 people, under the command of Chen Yu, handed out knives to the newly tied straw man in front of them.

At the same time, a shout of killing resounded through the sky.

The entire school field was filled with a sky-high killing intent.

Seeing that Chen Yu finished giving the order, Zhang Zheng stepped forward and showed a smile that he thought was the most kind, and said softly:

"I'm practicing."

Chen Yu turned his head to see that Zhang Zheng didn't know when he was standing behind him, so he hurriedly clasped his fists and saluted, and said:

"I've seen Shaolang-kun."

"Get up, why are you so polite. If you practice yours, I'll just take a look. ”

"Yes, the last general is idle when he is idle, so he will take the brothers to practice."

Chen Yu replied meticulously.

Zhang Zheng put his hands behind his back and glanced at the uniformly formed guards on the school field.

Pretending to ask casually, "Chen Yu, how high is your martial arts?" ”

"Huh?"

Chen Yu was puzzled for a moment, and didn't understand what this Zhang County man was going to do.

touched the back of his head, and replied according to his words: "This, the last general doesn't know very well, the last general is all some murderous kung fu."

The ranger's good-looking tricks won't be able to get them. However, those rangers and the like, ordinary three or five may not be able to defeat the last general. ”

"Awesome!"

Zhang Zheng's eyes lit up, and he praised in his heart.

In this way, Chen Yu is still a master.

"Well, I wonder if I'm always holding you back.

So I decided to learn martial arts, so that even if I am in danger one day, I can have a little self-preservation, I don't know if General Chen is willing to teach me? ”

"Back to Shaolangjun's words, the last general of the sect must be willing to teach, but I don't know if Shaolangjun can endure the hardships of winter training and summer training."

Chen Yu happily agreed, and said very straightforwardly.

"This, this winter practice and summer practice, is it very hard?"

Zhang Zheng was stunned, could it be that with his own talent, didn't he just practice according to this cheats?

Chen Yu thought about it, and seemed to think of something that was particularly painful to him, like constipation, and said with a painful expression that Zhang Zheng couldn't understand:

"It's hard. The last general remembers that when he was a child, his father trained the body for the last general, and in the winter, the nine-year-old general was frozen in the ice and snow for three hours. ”

"Huh? it! Do you need to be so cruel to practice martial arts? ”

Zhang Zheng scolded the quintessence of the country in his heart, and Mr. Jin Yong hurt me.

Chen Yu nodded and said with a serious face: "Yes." ”

"Hehehe, General Chen is really, really upright, can't you see that I'm joking with you? Just kidding, hehehe, why take it so seriously. ”

Zhang Zheng retreated in his heart, and said with some embarrassment.

Then I regretted this decision a little, what kind of martial arts do you practice, can't you lose weight on a diet?

Then he slapped Chen Yu on the shoulder and smiled: "Hahaha, it's funny, General Chen, isn't it funny, hahaha......"

Chen Yu looked at Zhang Zheng who was smiling awkwardly with a confused expression, and didn't understand where the laughter was.

But seeing that Zhang Zheng was already smiling, he said with some uncertainty: "It's funny...... Let's do it! ”

"Hey, there's no humor at all, goodbye."

Zhang Zheng stopped laughing awkwardly and said to Chen Yu with disgust.

Then he turned around and slowly walked out of the school yard with his hands behind his back.

Leaving Chen Yu, who was still confused, continued to be confused.

It is said that this young man ran over to learn martial arts with him, and said that he was joking.

Then he laughed out loud for a while and left, what the hell is going to be a fuss?

can't keep up with the rhythm and thinking of this little Langjun at all, Chen Yu is a little panicked, is he going to be eliminated by the times?

After making sure that Chen Yu couldn't see himself, Zhang Zheng breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and called it a fluke

"Huh, it's so dangerous, I almost found my own guilt, what does it matter if a handsome and smart man like me is fat?"

Zhang Zheng said something to himself, and then slowly walked away.