Chapter 6: Bullshit

Hundreds of people poured out of the palace, surrounded by a dragon chariot. Sitting on it is none other than the Yongkang Emperor of the present-day Southern Wei Dynasty.

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" The crowd knelt down and saluted.

A figure left the dragon chariot and walked onto the high platform in the midst of the crowd. He looked to be at most eighteen or nineteen years old, pale, emaciated, and exuded a bit of femininity.

Even if he was wearing a dragon robe, he didn't have much momentum. This Emperor Yongkang is obviously a weak and sick man.

After a simple ceremony, Emperor Yongkang summoned the Department of Rites and instructed, "Let's start canonizing the prince." ”

When the officials heard this, three people stepped forward.

First, Prime Minister Liu Cheng. Second, Cao Shan, the squire of the military department. Third, Xu Kailin, the head of the household.

These three people are all powerful in the capital of Southern Wei.

Subsequently, their respective sons took the stage. Two of them are straight, dressed gracefully and luxuriously, and at first glance they are the sons of extraordinary families.

Only Shen Yunfan, dressed in a simple white robe, stood with the appearance of a hanger, which was the most eye-catching......

"In front of the emperor, pay attention to your appearance!" Xu Gongzi stared at Shen Yunfan, his face full of disdain.

It is a shame to be on the same stage with such a person. I don't know where the Prime Minister found such a person as a righteous son?

"The emperor hasn't spoken yet, you're in a hurry to speak, are you a eunuch?" Shen Yunfan glanced at it.

This sentence was paired with a shyly smile, which directly made Xu Gongzi so angry that he couldn't speak, and he stammered for a while before scolding: "You...... What presumptuous! ”

Shen Yunfan didn't hide what he said, and the little princess below laughed when she heard it. It's really interesting for this person to speak!

As for the others, their expressions became extremely exciting.

"I thought he was a literati, but it turned out to be an open-mouthed ruffian?"

"The Prime Minister shouldn't be old and dizzy, right?"

Everyone muttered, and their eyes all looked at Liu Cheng, but Liu Cheng lowered his head and did not speak, as if he acquiesced to this behavior. When Emperor Yongkang saw Liu Cheng's attitude, he pursed his lips, and could only wave his hand to say that it was okay, and began to continue the canonization.

Seeing the emperor's submissive appearance, Shen Yunfan was overjoyed in his heart. He was so arrogant just now, so he was naturally deliberately tempting.

Now it seems that his father-in-law is really powerful, even the emperor doesn't dare to provoke him for half a point.

The so-called canonization ceremony is just a process, and after it ends quickly, all the officials are waiting for Emperor Yongkang to announce the end.

But at this time, Xu Kailin, the head of the household, suddenly stood up and said loudly: "Today's three young talents are entitled, which is the luck of my Southern Wei Dynasty. I think it's better to show some talents and show the style of the Southern Wei Dynasty to thank the emperor. ”

"What talent?"

"There are poems, calligraphy and paintings, martial arts and weapons riding and shooting, and the three sons can perform at will." Xu Kailin's tone was like an order, and his snake-like eyes stared at Shen Yunfan.

Just now, Shen Yunfan scolded Xu Gongzi for being a eunuch in front of everyone, and Xu Kailin, who is a father, of course will not swallow his anger.

Everyone was happy when they heard this, and they put on a posture of watching the play.

Liu Cheng was also happy when he saw this, and actually nodded and said, "Then show it to the emperor." ”

Hearing this, everyone looked at each other, they couldn't figure it out, why didn't Liu Cheng help his righteous son out of the siege?

The two ministers spoke, and Emperor Yongkang, who was originally going to go back to rest, could only laugh dryly: "Okay, then according to what the two Aiqing said!" ”

As soon as the emperor agreed, Xu Kailin immediately stood up, his face full of spirit.

"It just so happens that the little princess is here today, and I want to write a few poems for her!"

"Xu Gongzi, please!"

"Demure is like a flower shining on water, and action is like the wind supporting a willow. Pretty like the peach of three springs, pure as the chrysanthemum of nine autumns! ”

"Good poetry!" Regardless of whether they understand poetry or not, everyone in the audience applauded. Xu Kailin's face, they have to give.

However, in the crowd, only one person frowned, obviously dissatisfied with Xu Gongzi's poetry. This person is the sacrificial wine of the Guozijian and the master of Chinese culture in the Southern Wei Dynasty!

At this moment, someone asked him: "Old Li, what do you think of Xu Gongzi's poem?" ”

Guozi Sacrificial Wine glanced at Xu Kailin next to him, and reluctantly praised: "Not bad." ”

With the recognition of the national sacrifice wine, Xu Gongzi was in the limelight for a while! Another prince, Cao Gongzi, nodded beside him and said: "I'm not very good at writing poetry, but I have a little experience in studying calligraphy on weekdays, and today I am ugly." ”

After that, he asked the emperor to give him a table, chair, paper and pen, and wrote it carefully.

At this moment, everyone's eyes fell on the last Shen Yunfan. Xu Gongzi was triumphant, and originally wanted to see Shen Yunfan's embarrassment.

But who knew that Shen Yunfan stood next to him and muttered: "What kind of bullshit poem?" ”

Xu Gongzi's face changed, and he said coldly: "You can't make any evaluation, just smear it like this, the means are really inferior!" ”

"Okay, I'll give you an evaluation." Shen Yunfan sneered, "You said that your poems were written for the little princess, then let me ask you, where is that unruly little girl?" Where is the vegan? ”

The little princess was originally happy with Shikua, but when she heard this, she suddenly became anxious, pouted and scolded: "You come down to me, why am I not demure!" ”

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched when they saw this, indeed, this unruly little princess has nothing to do with the word demure!

Shen Yunfan also ignored the little princess, but continued: "To describe a beauty, gorgeous words are important, but more importantly, they are appropriate. Your poems are superficial and lacking in spirituality. ”

After saying this, the kokuko priest in the crowd nodded with satisfaction.

This evaluation is reasonable!

The others actually felt reasonable, but they were afraid of angering Xu Kailin, so they didn't keep quiet.

Xu Gongzi was speechless, and only after a while did he coldly retort: "Okay, since you have such a level, why don't you make an appropriate poem for everyone to appreciate?" ”

Hearing this, Guozi Sacrificial Wine looked at Shen Yunfan with some expectation in his eyes.

This young man has a good understanding of poetry, but he doesn't know what the level of poetry is.

Who knows, under the gaze of everyone, Shen Yunfan rolled his eyes, shook his head decisively and said, "Don't do it, it's not interesting to talk to you about poetry." ”

He memorized so many poems back then, and there were many famous sentences describing delicate girls. Writing poetry to fight back is too simple.

Since Xu Kailin wants him to make a fool of himself, then he wants to be in the limelight today, and he wants to be in the limelight to leave a deep impression on the emperor!

Xu Gongzi didn't know Shen Yunfan's calculations, and when he heard this, he sneered: "I thought I had a lot of ability, but it turned out that I was just talking about it!" ”

The people in the audience also cast disdainful glances.

"If you don't know how to compose poetry, don't speak wildly, making excuses like this will inevitably lose the face of the prime minister."

Faced with doubts, Shen Yunfan said lightly: "I don't write poetry, but I can paint, today I will paint a girl chasing butterflies, and teach Xu Gongzi what spirituality is." ”