Chapter 231: I'm 9 to 5 at Nantianmen
Stomp ......
When the giant spirit god was holding a plate axe to kill Sun Wukong, many heavenly soldiers and generals behind him also held swords, guns, swords and halberds, and surrounded Sun Wukong.
At this time, the giant spirit god, cultivation has also broken through the realm of golden immortals, and the Xuanhua big axe in his hand is a good acquired spirit treasure, plus the body is huge and strong, it is not difficult to split the mountain with an axe.
He slashed at Sun Wukong with an axe, but the latter dodged him, and immediately shouted, "All soldiers, take down this monkey who doesn't know the height of the sky!"
The soldiers will be ready to move.
But who knew that Sun Wukong glanced at the giant spirit god, and said with a smile: "I said friends, you are a strong golden immortal, and I am also a golden immortal cultivator, you have weapons, and I have no treasure in my hands, in fact, the combat power of you and I is almost fifty-five, let these young generals shoot, will you inevitably lose interest?"
When the giant spirit god heard this, his heart groaned.
This is also true, the monkey's head cultivation is much more than him, but he doesn't even have a decent weapon in his hand, in fact, this is normal, the monsters in the nether world are poor, how many treasures can they have?
And he holds the Xuanhua plate axe in his hand, and the armor on his body is not extraordinary, much better than this poor and white monkey head, even if the other party's realm is high, it is nothing more than that.
In this place of the Three Realms, treasures are king.
Moreover, this is the Nantianmen, no matter how arrogant the monkey head is, someone can control him, and the giant spirit god is not intimidated at all.
What's more, if he takes down this monkey head alone, the credit is his own.
Thinking like this, when the giant spirit god danced the heavy Xuanhua board axe, it was like a phoenix piercing flowers, extremely dexterous, and said with a smile:
"Well, since you want to ask the gods for advice, I will also rely on you, and eat an axe!"
Saying that, the giant spirit god turned into a hundred-zhang tall giant god, holding a big axe, and slashed towards the top of Sun Wukong's head.
"It's good to come!"
Sun Wukong didn't dodge either, and blasted towards the big axe with one punch.
"Take my axe with your fist? My axe can cut even a mountain in half, even if I don't dare to resist it myself, how dare he take my axe with his flesh!" The giant spirit god was stunned, and even if he exerted ten percent of his strength, he would not spare any strength.
The fist and the axe blade intersected, and there was a loud noise, and the giant spirit god was shocked to the point that his mouth was numb, and the whole person flew upside down for dozens of miles, and suddenly looked at Sun Wukong incredibly.
And immediately after, Sun Wukong's figure flickered, suddenly disappeared in place, and then reappeared, in front of the giant spirit god.
He shook the fist in his hand and slammed it directly into the chest of the giant spirit god.
Puff puff......
As if beating a sandbag, the giant spirit god fell from the sky to the foot of the Nantian Gate, and the bricks and stones used around the Nantian Gate were extremely hard, and they were shocked again, causing him to cry in pain.
Only then did the giant spirit god finally know how powerful the monkey in front of him was.
"Stop fighting, stop fighting!"
Seeing Sun Wukong appear in front of him again, the giant spirit god was busy begging for mercy.
He was the vanguard of King Li Tianwang and the first man in the army to fight.
To be a striker, you need to have a sense of crisis, not too reckless, if a person goes deep into the enemy camp, it is likely that he will rush in, and there is no life to come back, otherwise his job should have been replaced a long time ago.
Therefore, after being easily defeated by Sun Wukong, the giant spirit god begged for mercy without psychological burden, saving him the pain of flesh and skin.
When Sun Wukong came to him, he couldn't help but shake his head and said, "Do you know where the gap between you and me is?"
In this regard, the giant spirit god secretly said in his heart: This monkey-headed scoundrel, if he wins the god, he has to come down to mock it, which is really hateful, but I am a defeated general, and it is not good to argue with him, so I simply fool around a few words.
Thinking like this, his mind turned, and he immediately replied, "Cultivation, and physical body, these are all gaps, huge gaps!"
"Wrong, very wrong!" Sun Wukong spoke, and the giant spirit god was stunned.
Sun Wukong said again: "Cultivation, physical body, but just the appearance, my old grandson asked you, you are working for the heavenly court, but ninety-nine-six?"
"What is Ninety-Nine-Six?"
The djinn god did not understand what he meant,
Follow Sun Wukong's words and ask.
He didn't know that he had fallen into the other party's words.
Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Ninety-nine-six, which means that you will start working before the end of the day, and you can not rest until the end of the day, and a Qiyao needs to work for six days."
The Giant Spirit God shook his head: "In this way, Heavenly Court's system is ninety-nine-seven, and if there is nothing else, Heavenly Court also encourages overtime, and it is normal to work often until the time is ugly."
Hearing this, Sun Wukong was shocked, in his early years, he heard the master say that ninety-nine-six is the exploitation of the weak by the strong, but he never expected that the strong in this world are only more vicious, and there is no more merciful statement.
The working environment of Heavenly Court is actually ninety-nine-seven, and you won't be given a day off.
It's no wonder that even a powerful monk like the Seven Killing Star Monarchs has to obediently send letters to people in Heavenly Court, and be an errand runner, in exchange for those demon kings of Taiyi Golden Immortals, who will obey the orders of Heavenly Court?
Shocked in his heart that Heavenly Court eats the flesh of the gods and does not spit out bones, Sun Wukong looked at the eyes of the giant spirit god, and felt a little more pity.
Although in the Taixu Heaven, the Master asked them to cultivate, he also emphasized that they should not slack off day and night, and asked them not to slack off.
But cultivating in the Taixu Heaven, it is for yourself, watching your own cultivation improve every day, you will have a sense of satisfaction from the heart, besides, the master has never forced them to cultivate, usually you are lazy and there is no problem, purely rely on your own self-consciousness.
And in Heavenly Court 997, it is completely working for others, doing repetitive work!
The gap can be imagined!
No wonder this big guy seems to have lived longer than himself, but his strength is mediocre, it turns out that he is confined to the South Heavenly Gate of Heaven every day, and he is a gatekeeper, working day and night, doing useless work every day.
"That's not going to work."
Sun Wukong sighed and said compassionately: "The reason why you are not good at Taoism and magic is because of the day's time, all wasted on useless work, cultivation is like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you retreat, you are like this day and night, and it is strange that you are not surpassed by others.
I'm not boasting, although my grandson has lived a younger age than you, his cultivation can reach the peak of the Golden Immortal, whether it is physical supernatural powers or immortal sense, they are far superior to you, but because the time you spend watching the gate is spent on cultivation.
Let me ask you, can you become a gatekeeper immortal if you watch the gate for the heavenly court?"
The giant spirit god was stunned, no wonder he felt that since he became the pioneer of Li Tianwang's banner, his strength had not improved for a long time, it turned out that it was because he had wasted too much time looking at the gate.
If you think about it, too.
It's such a simple job as looking at the gate, anyone can do it, and there is no technical content, and it's not good for you to cultivate while looking at the gate, because once you do this, the people around you will laugh at you, saying that what you work so hard to do, you are all looking at the gate, and you still want to become a phoenix in one day, right?
In this environment, even if he has the heart to cultivate, he will be disturbed.
But if you give up this job, the giant spirit god is not very reluctant, after all, guarding the Nantianmen is a fat job, many immortals are anxious to see the Great Tianzun, and they have to give the guards guarding the Nantianmen a little bit or two, such as the dragon king of the Dragon Palace, almost every time he goes to the sky, he will send good things, so the guards of the Nantianmen are secretly scolding the dragon king for being stupid and having a lot of money, and he accepts it with a smile.
With such a fat difference, he really didn't want to give up.
The giant spirit god hesitated for a moment, and said to Sun Wukong: "A word from Daoyou, let me wake up, but guarding the Nantian Gate is my duty, and it is really not good to leave my post without permission."
Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "Fellow Daoists know that from 9 to 5, you can rest when you work, and work for four hours a day, so that you will not delay your work and will not affect your cultivation."
"I see, I see!"
The giant spirit god's eyes lit up, why didn't he expect to be able to do this!
9 to 5, four hours a day, resist unlimited overtime!
There were only twelve hours in a day, and he spent one-third of his time guarding the gate, and he needed to have his own time to rest and cultivate.
What's more, if a husband is born between heaven and earth, how can he watch the gate all day long?
Sun Wukong took this opportunity to give Manjushri to him the golden pill, smiled and secretly stuffed it into the hands of the giant spirit god, and said, "Fellow Daoists, as long as you follow the 9-to-5 season, your cultivation will definitely improve by leaps and bounds."
While!
A bell rang in the heavenly court, resounding through the nine heavens and ten earths, and even the South Heavenly Gate could hear it clearly.
The giant spirit god accepted the golden pill and said loudly to the surrounding heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals: "It's time to make eggs, and the god has gone to drink tea!" Go while you are resting early."
After that, after he dismissed the heavenly generals, he rose up in the clouds and left Nantianmen alone.
Looking at the gate every day, everyone has grievances, fights and let them go, and the credit is credited to the boss, and it is false to say that there is no grievance.
The giant spirit god walked very fast, and also helped Sun Wukong dismiss the heavenly soldiers by the way, leaving only an empty Nantian Gate.
Sun Wukong didn't talk nonsense, so he entered the South Heavenly Gate in such a grand manner, and looked at the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
"Huh? Why is this South Heavenly Gate empty?"
"The Four Heavenly Kings, the Giant Spirit God, and many Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, not one of them?"
"Something big happened in Heavenly Court?"
"Don't break in, I'd better stay outside and wait."
After Sun Wukong left, a group of immortals flew over, and when they saw people going to the empty Nantianmen, they were all confused, but they didn't dare to trespass without permission, even if there was no one outside the door, they still needed to follow the rules.
Trespassing on the Nantian Gate is a felony of cutting off their heads, and they are given a hundred dares, and they dare not break in rashly, so they have to guard outside.
But I didn't know that nothing major happened in Nantianmen, but the guards scattered in a hurry.
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There are 33 floors in the Heavenly Palace, and there are 33 palaces, which are divided into Huale Palace, Sun Palace, Xunyun Palace, Bisha Palace, Wuming Palace, and Anther Palace...... There are also seventy-two treasure halls, which are the hall of the court, the hall of Lingxu, the hall of treasure light, the hall of the heavenly king, the hall of the spirit official and so on.
It is said that there are thirty-three heavens in the world, and there are also nine heavens.
It's actually not the same thing.
The so-called Nine Heavens is the desolate heaven when Emperor Jun did not establish the Heavenly Court.
Nine is the largest number in the singular, it is the largest number, and it is extended to the number of infinity, there is a saying that "for the mountain nine thousands, the achievement is short", the number of nine, contains the meaning of "limit", so the ninefold heaven does not refer to the heaven has nine layers, but the infinite sky, including the chaotic universe.
As for the Thirty-Three Heavens, it was only established after the Demon Court was opened for Emperor Jun.
It is said that it is thirty-three days, but it is actually not accurate, it was originally said that there were thirty-six heavens, but several heavens other than the thirty-three heavens were occupied by saints, and ordinary immortals were difficult to reach, so few people knew about it.
Among them, the thirty-three heavens are the Taishang Laojun Dojo, which is the great red sky of the Taiqing Realm, which is made of endless Xuanhuang Qi, and is also known as the Heaven of Hatred.
Thirty-four Heavens, the dojo of the Tongtian Sect Master, is called the Yuyu Heaven of the Shangqing Realm, and is born from a large amount of vitality.
Thirty-five heavy heavens, for the Yuan Shi Tianzun Dojo, named Yuqing Realm Qingwei Tian, cast by the endless beginning qi, boundless, boundless.
These three heavens are also known as the three clear heavens.
Originally, Taishang Laojun, as a senior brother, was supposed to live in the thirty-five heavens, but Laojun basically didn't care about the affairs of the Three Realms.
At the same time, Lao Jun also entrusted the thirty-three days to the end, and did not monopolize it, he only made alchemy in the Tushi Palace, and did not ask about the world, so these thirty-three heavens have also become the place where the power of the heavenly court is located.
As for the thirty-six heavens, they are called Da Luo Tian.
This is the highest realm of heaven, beyond all time and space, the beginning of all things derived from the way of heaven, and also the place where the way of heaven was born before the flood of domination, extremely mysterious, and only the Da Luo Jin Immortal can stay in the Da Luo Tian, under the Da Luo Jin Immortal, within an hour, all are ashes.
Thirty-three heavens, the largest palace is not the Tushi Palace, but the Bullfighting Palace, and the most magnificent hall in the Bullfighting Palace is naturally the Lingxiao Palace.
The Bullfighting Palace is in the center, and to the north is the Beidou Palace, where the True Martial Demon Emperor lives; The left and right are Gouchen Palace and Ziwei Palace, the same
There were two emperors, both of whom were listed in the Four Emperors.
Compared with these Great Emperors, the Plague Haotian Emperor Lu Yue is basically a make-up number, and he is not worthy of his name.
At this moment, the two heavenly kings of Zhiguo and Duowen walked on the sea of clouds, walking without hurrying or slow, and even in the mood to check the colorful heavenly lotus and fairy palace golden carp blooming around them, and they were content.
Although Sun Wukong came to heaven, it was a big deal, but after all, this is none of their business, even if the sky falls, it will not fall on their heads, so naturally there is no need to be impatient.
"This monkey, I'm afraid he doesn't know how much cause and effect he has caused, it's really a poor person who does foolish things, no wonder he killed himself!"
"Well, this monkey head is anxious to see the Great Heavenly Venerable, I will wait and drag him for a while, the more he wants to go to the court to complain, the more impatient he becomes, if he is desperate to hit the sky, we can also take the opportunity to condemn him and teach him to know the benefits of disobeying the rules of heaven!"
The two heavenly kings said every word to me, and the corners of their mouths were filled with smug smiles.
It's just that this monkey doesn't understand the rules of heaven, and he hasn't come up with good things to honor them.
"Hey...... What the two heavenly kings said is very true, extremely true!"
At this time, between the two heavenly kings, a monkey head came and said with a smile.
"Huh?"
"How are you!"
The two Heavenly Kings' eyes widened, staring at the monkey that suddenly appeared in front of them, with a look of surprise!
How did this monkey break in? Guards, where are the guards?
What about the Djinn God? Why didn't you stop this monkey!
Those heavenly soldiers and generals are all rice buckets, how can they not even look at a monkey!