Chapter 351: The Killing Stick
Of course, Zhang Zheng mentioned this kind of thing to Li Tai, but Zhang Zheng didn't expect Li Tai to really get this thing out.
Li Tai, who was hiding in an attic in the dark, saw that Zhang Zheng was so frightened that he fled, and his face showed a lewd smile like a successful plan.
Fireworks are his latest invention, and if Zhang Zheng doesn't run, these fireworks will shoot at Zhang Zheng.
Standing outside the door, Zhang Zheng looked at the fireworks in the sky, with a shocked look on his face. Although this firework does not fly high and does not explode loudly, it is indeed a firework.
Zhang Zheng suddenly felt that Li Tai's talents were used in the academy, and Li Tai should be sent to the Firearms Bureau to study artillery.
Very good, Li Tai's dismount to Zhang Zheng today was very successful. succeeded in making Zhang Zheng's cautious eyes, and he was going to get him to study artillery.
I don't know if Li Tai will regret today's decision in the future. Zhang Zheng stepped into the courtyard again in disbelief, this time it should be gone, after all, Li Tai even got out of gunpowder.
After so many encounters, the pick-up team is already in a state of disarray. The gentlemen who turned into chicken soup and big white people surrounded Zhang Zheng and slowly walked towards the courtyard.
In order to receive Qinghe, a group of people had to pass through the corridor of the former dean of the princess's mansion. As soon as he stepped into the road, a group of warblers and swallows appeared in front of everyone's eyes in the blink of an eye.
Each of them also had a wooden stick wrapped in a red silk silk in their hand. This is the real killing rod from the mother's family, headed by the crown princess Wang family, and behind him is a row of underage princesses, princesses, princesses, and princes.
"Your Highnesses, a little caution is not respectful, please smile." Cheng Chumo handed a plate of small gifts for everyone, with a flattering smile on his face.
Then he threw the small gift on the plate into the sky, and saw that the eyes of a group of bear children were attracted to it, so he hurriedly pulled Zhang Zheng and rushed towards a group of bear children with his head in his arms.
Seeing this, the other gentlemen spat out all kinds of gibberish words to attract everyone's attention. But the princesses and princes have never seen anything before, seeing that Zhang Zheng and Cheng Chumo had already rushed into the crowd, the crown princess Wang Shifeng gave an order with a sigh of anger.
"Hit!" Suddenly, countless sticks rained down on the two of them. After seeing the two of them being beaten to the ground, a group of little children burst out of their mouths with laughter like silver bells.
"It's so easy to marry our royal pearl, you should fight!" Finally, after being beaten firmly, a group of gentlemen covered the beaten place and screamed.
Fortunately, the killing rod is over. When he came to the middle hall of the princess's mansion, Kong Yingda's black face appeared in front of everyone.
Everyone knew that Kong Yingda was unsmiling and knowledgeable, and the humming in his mouth suddenly became smaller.
Zhang Zheng Yili, he had to pay homage to his father-in-law and mother-in-law before he could go to the backyard to pick up the bride. But Li Shimin's attention was obviously not on Zhang Zheng, and the eldest grandson looked at him with a smile.
"The son-in-law visits the father-in-law, the mother-in-law." Zhang Zheng threw himself to the ground and bowed to the two.
"Get up." Today's Li Shimin is just a father who sent his daughter to marry, so he just pretended to be majestic and reprimanded Zhang Zheng a few words, and didn't say anything else.
Seeing the sunset, Zhang Zheng didn't care about talking to his eldest grandson, so he got up and rushed towards the backyard of the princess's mansion.
When I came to the backyard, I saw that the gate of the princess's bedroom was closed.
"Daughter-in-law, come home with me......" Zhang Zheng shouted at the door, causing a coquettish laugh behind the door.
"If you want to marry our family Qinghe, how can it be so easy, I have long heard that Zhang Xianbo is known as a poet, and it is not difficult to make one or two hypnotic poems." From behind the door came the voice of Changle, with a teasing and coquettish smile in his words.
Hypnotic poems, Zhang Zheng had already prepared, and he didn't procrastinate when he heard the words, and read directly: "It is rumored that the candle is lowered to pink, don't make spring in front of the mirror." You don't need to make up on your face, you can wait for the painting with your eyebrows. After plagiarizing a poem, Zhang Zheng shouted again: "If you can't open the door, if you don't open it again, I'll hit the door." ”
"Hehehe, how can one song be enough, what do you say, sisters."
"It's extreme, it's extreme, why should I hollow out Zhang Xianbo's poetry today, hahahaha." Behind the door, the laughter of silver bells came and went, and he didn't pay attention to Zhang Zheng's threat at all.
"Don't fan out the painting to cover up the stagnation of spring mountain. If the reunion is like a bright moon, osmanthus flowers must be put in it. Zhang Zheng read a poem by Li Shangyin again, and saw that the other party didn't seem to have opened the door.
nodded at Cheng Chumo, Cheng Chumo understood, and quickly took a few steps back. Gather your strength and slam into the door with a savage charge.
"Bang~"
"Ah~"
"Ah~" The door was filled with a gap, and countless exclamations rang out. Cheng Chumo retreated again, another savage collision.
"Crunch." The door was suddenly opened, but Cheng Chumo had already slammed it with all his strength, and he didn't have time to stop.
So in everyone's eyes, he suddenly fell and ate.
"Haha......ha
"He's so stupid, how can he be so stupid?" Cheng Chumo's face turned red, but the most important thing at the moment was to receive the bride, so he didn't say anything to refute it.
Li Tai appeared in front of Zhang Zheng with a smile and said to Zhang Zheng: "Brother Zheng'er, I won't call you teacher today, how about calling you brother-in-law?" ”
"Boom!" He was greeted by Zhang Zheng's violent shudder.
"Ouch." Li Tai took a step back in pain, and when he raised his head again, he was already teary-eyed.
"It's not big, it's not small!" Zhang Zheng remembered that Li Tai used gunpowder to scare him, and now that he has to make a tone, let's fight first.
Qinghe was covered with a red hijab, and his face was full of brilliance just by listening to Zhang Zheng's voice.
"Daughter-in-law, go home!" Zhang Zheng shouted at Qinghe, but Qinghe didn't move. Li Tai snorted coldly, walked to Qinghe's bedside and carried Qinghe on his back, and then left the boudoir.
Qinghe's mother died early and was raised by her eldest grandson, so today Qinghe will be sent to Qinghe by Li Tai, the half-brother.
Originally, this should have been Li Chengqian's task, but Li Chengqian was the prince, so Li Tai took on this task without giving up.
Out of the boudoir, Zhang Zheng and Qinghe once again said goodbye to Li Shimin and the eldest grandson. The eldest grandson wiped his tears and instructed Qinghe again, and Qinghe couldn't help but cry when he heard it.
After today, she is a member of the Zhang family, away from her parents and husband to start a new life. is only eleven years old, but there is a sadness of parting in my heart.
"Go, don't delay the hour." The eldest grandson waved his hand, and Qinghe finally burst into tears.
Under the urging of Kong Yingda, who was a tribute, Li Tai carried Qinghe again and carried her all the way into the incense cart brought by Zhang Zheng.
"Go home!" Successfully received the bride, Chen Yu shouted, and the team to welcome the relatives turned the horse's head.