Regarding Qiu Hongtu's private life, Su Le didn't care very much.

Wandering in another world for more than ten years, he has seen too many such things, and he has studied them for a while.

Su Le found that only one year after the man and woman are together can be regarded as a passionate period, and the short one is even less than half a year.

What is the seven-year itch is not allowed at all, men are visual animals, even if it is a man who has been in love for a long time, the number of sexual intercourse will be less after two years together, because at this time the love between men and women has changed to family affection, and it is difficult to maintain the passion when falling in love without specifically seeking stimulation.

During this period, women can't ask for it, and they will inevitably be anxious and can't avoid venting their negative emotions, which is also the root cause of the breakdown of many couples and couples.

Su Le found that at this time, men will subconsciously seek solutions, and the ways to solve problems are roughly divided into four ways.

The first type: breakup, divorce.

The second type: for the sake of the child to deal with, neither the courage to break up, nor the courage to cheat, both sides supervise each other, deep down hope to find out each other's mistakes, so that they have a reason to escape from the siege.

Occasionally, I will have sex once, ease the relationship a little, and then spend most of my life like this.

The third type: pervert, increase the game mode between husband and wife, and seek more freshness and excitement, generally the relationship between this husband and wife will be more harmonious.

Of course, occasionally there will be some players who are too perverted to turn on the team online mode, but this is generally a common choice for both parties, Su Le is not good at evaluation, and he will block it if he says too much.

And the fourth is to seek excitement outside like Qiu Hongtu to satisfy the boredom of married life. And this kind of people are the most numerous, both men and women.

So intellectually speaking, Su Le does not believe in love, in his opinion, the so-called love in addition to the initial passion and impulse, in the end is only the burden of responsibility, in the final analysis, the so-called love is just a layer of beautiful filter under the control of human primitive impulses under the control of hormones.

From the death and life of love when it was dominated by hormones at the beginning, to being bound by responsibility for most of his life in the end, this kind of behavior is really ungraceful and not chic enough in Su Le's opinion.

This world is like this, if you can't see through it, it's a sea of suffering, and if you can't see through it, it's a paradise.

Su Su Le wants to be happy.

In love?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

Early morning.

Su Le poured two water balloons in his pocket, intending to surprise Chen Xing and Fan Minglun.

I bought two buns at the breakfast shop and couldn't wait to take a taxi to school.

Stopping at a traffic light, Su Le opened the window, enjoying the coolness of the autumn morning, when suddenly a white business car stopped next to it.

In the driver's seat, an eldest sister wearing sunglasses who looked nearly forty years old poked her head out and scolded: "Are you blind?" Is it blind? Just don't! Hurry up to reincarnate?! ”

"Obasan..."Su Le pointed to the car expressionlessly: "See clearly, this is the back seat of the taxi." ”

"I'll take care of your front and back seats! Little bastard, who do you call Obasan?! ”

Oubasang scolded fiercely, and his voice was also very loud, Su Le glanced at the driver in the front seat, the driver looked like he was in his forties, and he didn't squint, as if he had nothing to do with him.

Thinking that the old woman should not dare to scold him, she turned the finger to herself and vented her anger.

"Ugh..."

Sighing lightly, he looked at the red light, and in two seconds, Su Le took out a water balloon from his pocket and slapped it on Na Obasan's face along the open car window.

Obasang was caught off guard, and was blown out of the head by the water balloon, and the whole person was stunned!

For a while, both the driver and the Obasan were all stunned!

What kind of player does this have to go out and carry water balloons?!

It's also a special edition of sex!

"Ah!!!h

Stiffly plucking TT from his head, Obasang let out a deafening scream.

Glancing at the window behind Obasan, there seemed to be a figure looking at him behind the black window, Su Le didn't say a word, and snapped another water balloon on the window that was about to open, and the figure behind the window suddenly dodged, as if he was startled.

"Drive!"

Su Le shouted, and the driver suddenly woke up like a dream, jumped out with one foot on the accelerator, and showed the old driver's twenty years of driving skills, and in a blink of an eye, the white business car disappeared.

In the distance, Su Le's unbridled laughter could still be heard.

The white business laboriously drove through the intersection and stopped on the side of the road.

Obasan stopped the car angrily, slammed the steering wheel, and let out a groundhog-like cry!!: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so angry with my mother! ”

In the back seat, a girl with sunglasses couldn't help laughing: "Okay, Sister Zhou, it's not anyone's fault..."

"Shut up!" Sister Zhou pinched her waist: "If you didn't have to run over to listen to the song overnight, the old lady would be so angry!" ”

"Yes, yes..."The woman in sunglasses was helpless: "But Sister Zhou, your temper is too tricky..."

"What's wrong with my temper?!" Sister Zhou stiffened her neck and pointed at the woman in sunglasses: "Let me tell you, Concubine Bai Ya, if it weren't for the old lady's temper, do you think you would still be able to sit here cleanly and accuse me now?" ”

"Ahh Co-author has now become a fairy sister.,Pay attention to the image? You're starting to dislike me, this Obasan, with a bad temper?! ”

"Oh, I was wrong Sister Zhou..."Concubine Bai Yafei hurriedly begged for mercy: "I didn't dislike you, isn't there no need to have a conflict..."

"Who's going to clash with him!" Sister Zhou dropped her sunglasses, revealing a well-maintained face that still had charm, and gritted her teeth: "I just can't get used to the manual transmission, so I stopped in the wrong position!" Who can't get along with his little brat! ”

"And that little bastard called me Obasan! What's wrong with me breaking with him?! ”

"And! What kind of little bastard can play with a condom as a water balloon! Neurotic bar! What does the education department in Toho Castle do?! ”

"Okay, Sister Zhou, hurry up and find a place to live." Bai Yafei pursed her lips and couldn't help laughing: "I'll treat you to skewers at night." ”

"Eat, eat, eat, know to eat!" Sister Zhou glanced at her: "I'm almost fat and still eat." ”

Bai Yafei was not angry: "Where am I fat!" I'm in my early 100s! ”

"It's all out! You used to only have ninety pounds! Sister Zhou drove the car and said, "If you don't control it again, wait for your body to be out of shape..."

"And let me tell you, I didn't just bring you here to listen to songs." Sister Zhou admonished: "When the time comes, you dress up beautifully, I will go to contact that joker, and I must sign him!" ”

"Huh?" Bai Yafei was surprised: "So you're eyeing that joker?" ”

"Otherwise, do you think I put down so many notices and didn't answer them, and accompanied you out on a trip?" Sister Zhou rolled her eyes: "You are doing it alone now, my eldest lady, you don't have a team, why are you in the entertainment industry?" ”

"That joker is very good, the original singer, the style of music is changeable, the first classic, as long as he can sign him, the songs in the studio will not be worried in the future!"

"I saw it, that's a little boy, listen to my sister, when you dress up beautifully, that's not the one with a handle?"

Sister Zhou said, swept away her previous anger, and giggled.