Chapter 33 Program Broadcast
At half past nine in the evening, Lao Su's house.
Su Le pushed open the door and saw the old couple leaning on the sofa watching TV.
"Yo, you're back?" Su Dinghai glanced at Su Le meaningfully, and said meaningfully: "I haven't been at home for the past few days, and my heart is wild, right?" ”
"There are many courses, but the tasks are heavy." Su Le sighed lightly: "Class is like rushing to the field." ”
"Are you hungry?" Lan Haixin asked, she was still more concerned about whether Su Le would be hungry than her grades.
"It's a little bit." Su Le grinned.
Not long after he got off the plane, he dropped Bai Yafei at the best hotel in the city, and then hurriedly took a taxi home.
Lan Haixin hurriedly entered the kitchen and got Su Le something to eat: "What do you want to eat?" ”
"Just deal with two mouthfuls." Su Le said with a smile.
"That's okay." Lan Haixin glanced at him, slowly freezing a bag of chicken gizzards and half a chicken, but in just twenty minutes, he made a garlic fried chicken gizzard, a spicy chicken, and two large steamed buns.
Su Dinghai said: "You haven't come back in the past two days, your mother has prepared a lot of materials, just waiting for you to come back and make it for you as soon as possible." ”
"Thank you, mother~"
Su Le brought the dishes to the coffee table and watched TV with the old couple.
"Hey, it's Friday, isn't it?" Lan Haixin occupied the remote control: "The Tian family cottage seems to be ten o'clock in the evening." ”
"Variety shows are boring." Su Le chuckled in his heart, but his face remained silent: "Let's find a movie to watch?" ”
"If you two watch a movie, you two will watch that cartoon, comedy!" Lan Haixin reprimanded: "Last time, I said that I would accompany me to watch the front line of love, but I ended up watching a big anime movie at the end!" Two big guys get together to watch cartoons! Childish or not?! ”
The corners of Su Le's mouth twitched: "What I said, you are forty years old, don't you still watch romance movies..."
Lan Haixin kicked him off the sofa with one kick: "The old lady is happy!" What?! ”
The little arm can't twist the thigh, the blue ocean core is tuned to Jiangnan Satellite TV, a melodious flute sounds, and in the perspective of the aerial camera, a quiet and peaceful mountain village appears on the screen.
Su Le used a provocative stunt: "Forget it, it's boring, I'll go back to the house to eat..."
"You sit here for me!" Lan Haixin angrily reprimanded: "I haven't gone home for so many days, so I will drill into the house when I go home!" ”
"Isn't that boring..."
"I'm bored to stay here! Boring? I know it's boring not to go home for so many days, and I don't see you thinking about your parents, and it's not interesting for me to be at home with your dad? ”
Su Le: "......"
Okay, okay, you are reasonable.
Su Le had no choice but to sit next to Lan Haixin to eat, and soon, Zheng Yan and several people appeared on the screen.
In the TV, several people are making breakfast, chatting with each other, the sun is clean in the morning, everyone sits in the gazebo and eats breakfast, and after breakfast, they gather together to drink tea and chat, guessing the identity of today's guests.
Although there are no special activities, they are very laid-back and do not make the audience feel bored.
Then, as soon as the screen turned, the faces of Su Le and Bai Yafei appeared on the screen.
"It's a good place!" From the perspective of the aerial camera, the two got out of the car, Su Le stretched his waist, greedily breathing in the fresh air.
Bai Yafei also stretched her limbs, and then ran away briskly: "The suitcase will trouble you!" ”
"Hey..."Su Le didn't wait for any reaction, Bai Yafei ran away, and had no choice but to carry her bag and drag her suitcase to follow.
"Hah..."Lan Haixin smiled on the side: "Why does this kid look stupid and silly?" ”
Su Dinghai laughed: "Indeed, it doesn't look very smart." ”
Su Le: "......"
The first time I saw myself on TV, this feeling was very peculiar, but fortunately, his disguise technique was powerful enough, not to mention Lan Haixin, even he couldn't recognize his true appearance.
When he saw Su Le saying that he would be disguised, Lan Haixin suddenly scoffed: "It's still disguised, how can there be any disguise?" Isn't it just a matter of applying makeup..."
As soon as the words fell, I saw Su Le take out a piece of mud from his mouth on TV, his face shape changed instantly, and the contours of his left and right faces were obviously different.
Lan Haixin was slapped in the face at the speed of light, and his face twitched suddenly, but he still said stiffly: "Stuffing a piece of mud in your mouth is disfigured?" ”
Su Dinghai snickered on the side, Su Le felt that Lan Haixin's mouth was the hardest in the world, and Thanos might not be able to help this mouth with a snap of his fingers.
However, Su Le also knew that just a mud block that changed his face shape could not mean anything, and the real slap in the face would have to wait for the back of the show, when he tore off the mask.
What kind of expression will my mother have?
With such a slap in the face, will the road turn dark? I'm looking forward to it...
Soon, seeing Su Le lightly copy a big fish out of the water with a pole, Lan Haixin was a little surprised: "This kid has a good fishing technique." ”
Su Le was bored eating, and he didn't dare to interrupt, because Lan Haixin knew that he would catch fish.
It's easy to pass this paragraph, and when it comes to Zheng Yan's cooking, seeing Su Lewen smelling it, he knows that he didn't put tomatoes, Lan Haixin was surprised again: "This nose has caught up with our Xiaole, dog nose..."
Su Le: "......"
Su Dinghai laughed on the side and said nothing.
Let's just say if there is a possibility... That's your son?
When they saw Su Le singing a whole song with curled eyelashes in foley, Su Dinghai and Lan Haixin were shocked.
When Su Le tore off the human skin mask later, the two of them looked at Lan Haixin together.
Lan Haixin's face twitched, and he muttered in a low voice: "It's really easy to look..."
Until the end of the show, when Su Le's three guests left the Tian family's cottage, there was a burst of singing at the end.
'Walking on the country road, the old cow returning from twilight is my companion...'
This song was specially left to the program team by Su Le before leaving, and the program team also noted the lyrics and compositions, all of which are jokers.
"This nursery rhyme sounds pretty good..."Lan Haixin listened to this song and was in a happy mood: "The show is also good, it's very relaxing." ”
Su Le didn't say anything, put away the dishes and chopsticks after eating, and returned to the room.
As soon as I returned to the room, my mobile phone rang, and I picked it up and looked at it, it was Chen Xing calling.
"What's the matter?"
"I just finished watching your episode." Chen Xing smiled.
Su Le's face was expressionless: "Oh, then what? ”
"What a stupid comparison, hahaha..."
The corners of Su Le's mouth twitched and hung up the phone.
It's better to die because no matter how great and famous you become in the future, it won't make any difference to them.
They know your worst past, the most embarrassing things, and the most youthful feelings, and then they take them out to make fun of you anytime and anywhere.
Chen Xing's phone call made Su Le already seriously consider the matter of extinguishing his mouth.
People say empty the browser before you die, which is true, but not completely.
At least Su Le felt that he should take Fa Xiao with him before he died, so that he could be called innocent.
Damn, why didn't you think of it when you had a car accident!