Chapter Thirty-Seven: The Cowboy Is Busy (Asking for a Monthly Pass!) )
Jiangnan, eliminate sorrow.
The counterattack of lyrics and songs is there, and there is still a counterattack of singing skills.
For singing skills, there are not many songs to choose from, because most popular pop songs are not too difficult to sing.
Pop pop, if the difficulty of singing is too high, it is difficult to become popular.
Does the left finger moon sound good?
That's so good!
Like the sound of heaven filling the ears, ethereal and impermanent, people can get a glimpse of the real immortals.
As for technique, the vocal range spans an octave, from a low 4 to a high 6, an octave higher in the true sense of the word.
It's nothing to say that the treble is nothing, the key is that this song also blends opera and flowers, and it has to sing that ethereal artistic conception, which is somewhat anti-human in terms of difficulty.
But to talk about the popular aspect...
The little apple next door means you're trash!
Of course, this is not to say that this song is unpopular, it's just that the beginning of the month has passed, and if he wants to slaughter the top ten on the list, he has to come up with a song with a high degree of popularity.
And this song will be more shocking live than the recording effect, and it's a pity to take it out now.
Su Le thought about it and re-recorded it thousands of miles away.
This song, which was sung by Fei Yuqing and Fei Lun, is perfect for reflecting singing skills.
The perfect-grade singing skills purchased in the world store can only play about half of Su Le's current voice conditions and the defects in his lungs.
That's it, and he has to get up early every day and practice diligently, otherwise this half of his strength may not be able to be brought into play.
But fortunately, this song is not difficult, as long as the breath is stable enough, if you sing this song, you can play more than eighty percent of your singing skills.
Although it is only eighty percent, it can be said that there is no pressure on ninety percent of singers in the entertainment industry, as long as it is not the national team, no one can threaten Su Le in terms of singing skills.
Because of the requirements for singing skills, this song was recorded for two hours, and Su Le was satisfied.
There is no splicing, all in one go, Su Le feels that his singing skills have played more than ninety percent, which is very perfect.
Thousands of miles away, Jiangnan, eliminate sorrow.
Looking at the three recorded songs, the corners of Su Le's mouth brought a sinister smile, this lineup is too extravagant to crush Cao Xu.
But it doesn't matter, that's what he wants!
After today, no one in the entire Shenzhou music scene will dare to speak loudly to him!
Holding the USB flash drive of the last two songs in his hand, Su Le's smile gradually lacked morality.
The first three top-quality songs, if you have to say it, it can't be regarded as a counterattack against Cao Xu, it can only be regarded as a response to his questioning.
The real counterattack has to be the last two songs.
In the evening, Su Le invited Chen Ze to have a meal together, after all, people helped to work for a day, and they helped prepare for recording songs from the beginning, Su Le couldn't always pat his ass and run away after recording songs, and the blood of the Northeast people did not allow him to do this.
After the meal, Su Le sent Bai Yafei back to the hotel, and then walked home, uploading the song to Whispering Music.
Then he went on Weibo, @曹旭, and attached links to five new songs.
'Please advise! ’
The simple and rude three words were issued, and then the entire network was completely detonated!
……
"! Look at Weibo! ”
In a men's dormitory at Toho University, a boy sat up from his bed screaming.
"What's wrong?" The roommate who was watching the film frowned, dissatisfied with the boy's startled behavior.
"Joker sent a new song, and then sent a word to Cao Xu."
"What word?"
"Please advise!"
"! Awesome! Is this going to be tough? I remember Joker is from our Toho, right? ”
"Yes, Toho, and I heard that he is still underage."
"Sketch grandma! It turned out to be a junior! A boy got up from the bed: "Let it out and listen to what is the color?" ”
The boy who was the first to provoke the conversation clicked on Jiangnan, and his voice was released, and in an instant, Jiangnan smoke and rain enveloped the entire dormitory.
Everyone immediately held their breath and listened quietly.
When the song was over, there was silence in the dormitory.
For a long time, there was a click, and someone lit a cigarette and took a deep breath.
"Hey, let's Dongbang, this is a fairy..."
……
Magic City, Academy of Drama, a certain women's dormitory.
"Jimei is here!" Miao Ling clapped her hands and smiled brightly: "Teacher Joker has released a new song!" ”
"Really?" Immediately, a girl poked her head out of the bed curtain: "Ling'er, don't lie to me!" ”
"Hey, I'm the assistant of Mr. Joker, or the singer he wants to cultivate, how could I lie to you?" Miao Ling said with a smile.
"Okay, okay, I know you're Joker's assistant, don't show off, haha~" Someone was helpless: "Obedient, play the song first." ”
Miao Ling nodded, and the voice of the mobile phone was played.
'I'll send you away, thousands of miles away, you're silent black and white—'
The composition is like a picture, the lyrics are like a poem, and the singing voice is like a heavenly sound.
At the end of the song, the girl in the next bed suddenly woke up like a dream, sat up suddenly, and held Miao Ling like a hungry tiger.
"Say it! Does Joker still need an assistant? How did you get into his eyes? Did you dedicate yourself to being a goblin? What posture he likes, what position he likes..."
The girl was carried away by the other two roommates.
"Ling'er, don't be afraid, let's not deal with that pervert." The eldest sister gently soothed Miao Ling's emotions, and smiled calmly: "As long as you tell me how you were signed, my sister won't do anything to you..."
Miao Ling: "......"
……
At the same time, Kyoto, Dynasty Entertainment.
In the office, Cao Xu looked at the three words 'please advise' on the computer screen with a sneer.
The reason why he suppressed Su Le before was nothing more than because Su Le's dominance caused him to lose the bonus, and he was unhappy and happened to catch up with the reporter at the same time, which forced Su Le to be hacked by a wave.
I thought that I was old enough in the circle, and the other party was a newcomer, even if I was suppressed by myself, I could only hold back my anger and thank myself for criticism, I never thought that the other party would be so tough, but I fought back in an afternoon.
The young man is still young, and he doesn't know why he is still firmly in the position of music director of Dynasty Entertainment.
Seniority is very important in the entertainment industry, and those who disrespect their predecessors will not come out, this is the unspoken rule of the entertainment industry!
What if you can't write songs?
I have qualifications! I have the resources! I can bring out new people!
Then as a newcomer, you have to accept criticism honestly! If you're unhappy, you have to endure it for me!
With a playful mentality, Cao Xu clicked on the last song on the other party's song list.
'That's it! ’
"Whew-ha..."
Listening to the dynamic music, Cao Xu couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.
I thought it was something to teach, but it ended up being like this for half a day? That's it?
Is this self-defeating? Or did you give up on yourself?
Sure enough, it's a clown...
With an expectant smile on his face, Cao Xu clicked on the comment area of Su Le's Weibo, and he had already imagined the scene of Su Le's comment area being sprayed wildly by netizens.
"Sister Immortal went to Dongbang, but I never wanted to pick up an immortal venerable and come back..."
Cao Xu couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw the hot comments, are this netizens so good at yin and yang?
The children in the northwest have never seen the grand scenery of Jiangnan, but now they do, and my eyes are now full of smoke and rain, and there seems to be a gentle Jiangnan girl walking towards me in the clouds. ’
'Ordinary workers, a song that successfully eliminated sorrow made me cry...'
'I remember when I broke up with my ex-girlfriend and put her on the train, I saw her off thousands of miles away..."
Cao Xu frowned, and the direction of the wind in the comment area made him have a faint bad premonition in his heart.
is different from what he thought, and the comment area is full of praise!
Suddenly he saw a comment about him.
'I was just smeared by Cao Xu's old bangzi in the morning, and I posted such a high-quality new song in the afternoon, and it can be seen that the three classic songs correspond to the composition, lyrics and singing skills, and the last two songs are a riposte to Cao Xu, and I am really looking forward to the expression on Cao Xu's face when he hears Joker's new song (dog head)'
'I officially announce that Cao Xu can withdraw from the circle from today hahaha...'
'This old man sprayed my fairy sister for not acting at the beginning, and now it can be regarded as retribution! ’
He also said that my sister Meng's appearance is not suitable for the stage! ’
On how to push an old dog into a desperate situation with three words: please advise! ’
Cao Xu looked at the comments below, his face became more and more ugly, and he hurriedly clicked on Su Lefa's first song.
When the ethereal sound of the hole flute came to his ears through the smoke and rain in the south of the Yangtze River, Cao Xu's heart suddenly sank.
At the end of the song, Cao Xu's heart was half cold.
With trembling hands, he clicked on the second song, and the lyrics with a faint melancholy poured a basin of cold water on his head.
The third song, thousands of miles away...
After Cao Xu listened, his eyes were already full of despair.
What he said in the comment area was right, Su Le's three words forced him into a desperate situation.
If the other party doesn't say anything and sends a song directly, the most he will do is slap him in the face.
But the words 'please advise' directly put him on the fire and completely pushed him into a desperate situation.
Although Cao Xu is only a half-witter in terms of music production, after all, he has been in the position of music director for so many years, and he still has the least ability to appreciate.
In terms of the company's existing songs, there is no song that can be compared to these three songs, he is the music director of Dynasty Entertainment, but he was kicked out of the gym but couldn't even get a decent work, who will cooperate with Dynasty Entertainment in the future?
And the market share vacated by Dynasty Entertainment here will naturally flow into the hands of the strong rising joker.
Looking at the dazzling words please advise, Cao Xu wanted to be an ostrich, but unfortunately he was destined not to do so.
Things have developed to such a point that no matter whether he responds or not, the company will not let him go, unless he can overpower the other party with strength.
But is it possible?
It's simply not possible ...
As if he was drained of his spirit in an instant, Cao Xu let out a long sigh and clicked on the fourth song in despair.
"Cowboys are busy?"
This is the fourth song selected by Su Le, in addition to the three classic songs used to slaughter the charts, Su Le also chose two as songs to fight back.
A fat cowboy is very busy, and a song is very cool.
The light guitar prelude sounded, and the prelude was full of the charm of the old West of the Western Federation, even if he was full of despair, Cao Xu couldn't help but be driven by this brisk rhythm to step on the beat.
……
'Woo la la la train whistle, with the galloping horses' hooves, the little sister plays the harmonica, and the silhouette is beautiful in the sunset~'
"I wrote a diary with a bullet, and after introducing the scenery, I will introduce myself next~'
……
Thinking of the comment just now, Cao Xu raised his eyebrows, is this song a riposte for me?
It doesn't sound like much, but like a lively teenager introducing himself.
And as Joker's brisk and casual singing voice kept echoing in the office, Cao Xu looked at the lyrics on the computer and was completely silent.
……
'Many people don't have eyes,
Arrogance depends on weapons,
Shrink into an ant with your bare hands~'
……
'No more trouble, no more trouble~
No more trouble, no more trouble, no more trouble~
You guys go up together, I'm in a hurry,
Every day the dueling audience is tired, and the heroes are also tired~
Don't bother, don't bother~
The chorus isn't long, how many of you have? Let's get on it together~
Justice calls to me~
Beauty needs me~
Cowboy is busy~'
……
The melodious violin sound at the end was still ringing, and Cao Xu held his forehead and smiled bitterly.
I see...
I see!
You're on it together, I'm in a hurry!
There are a few of you, let's get on it together!
The songs posted by the other party are not only aimed at themselves, but at the entire music world!
I'm just the chicken that the other party used to set an example for the monkey...
If you have to say which song is aimed at yourself, it is probably only the one that is as cool as it is, and it should be used by the other party to express their feelings.
It's so grassy!
Buzzing...
Cao Xu glanced at his mobile phone, it was the leader calling.
"Hey, Mr. Zhang..."
"yes, okay."
"Okay, I know, I'll be responsible, I'm sorry Mr. Zhang..."
……
Early on Sunday morning, Su Le was woken up by Jiang Nan at the door of the pharmacy downstairs.
What a sin!
Su Le leaned on the window with a dark face and looked down, never expecting that he would be woken up by his own song one day.
Sitting in front of the computer, Su Le opened the music list and saw that he had already entered the top 20.
Counting the growth rate of song playback, Su Le estimated that in two or three days at most, the top ten on the list would be all his own songs...
It is worthy of being a work of the amazing era, terrifying! Terrifying!
Relatively speaking, the growth rate of Bei'er Shuang is a little slower, but there is no need to worry.
First, there are other songs to drain the stream, and secondly, its own characteristics lie in brainwashing, and in the past two days, a few ghost animal videos have been posted on the magic sound, maybe the final playback volume is higher than Jiangnan...
"I'll send you away, thousands of miles away, you hum hum~"
Su Dinghai's humming came from outside the house, Su Le opened the door with a dark face, and poked his head out: "Please, if you want to sing it, can you sing all the lyrics?" ”
"I can't remember the words." Su Dinghai chuckled: "Why don't you teach me?" ”
Su Le rolled his eyes: "I can't sing again." ”
The two of them had eight hundred hearts in one sentence, and Su Le was worried about when his father would rebel, so he insisted on refusing to show his flaws to the other party.
Su Dinghai smiled and didn't care: "I have to go shopping with your mother today, do you want to go shopping together?" ”
"Don't!" Su Le refused without thinking about it: "I've had a lot of homework recently, I'm very busy, don't bother me." ”
Su Dinghai hugged his arms and sneered: "What's the matter?" Too much homework to make you forget your mom's birthday? ”
Su Le's face changed, he was so busy during this time that he forgot that today was Lan Haixin's birthday!
No wonder my mother didn't go into the house this morning to quarrel with herself, the relationship is that the tigress celebrates her birthday, and she is warm.
It just so happened that Lan Haixin walked out of the kitchen, the two looked at each other, and a trace of imperceptible disappointment flashed in Lan Haixin's eyes, but he still chuckled: "During the critical period of the third year of high school, don't think about those who don't have it, learn it from you at home." ”
Su Le frowned: "How can that work?" My gifts, restaurants, and cakes have all been arranged, and my dad is to blame for being talkative! I want to surprise you. ”
Su Dinghai: "??? ”
You lie!
You just released a new song last night!
The so-called man's mouth, the ghost of deception.
The face does not change and pulls out the boundless lies, from this point of view, his son is already a mature man.
Lan Haixin smiled at this time: "What are you going to do?" Spend money recklessly! ”
Su Le was silent.
But you look so happy!