Chapter 30 Collective River Jumping

Jun Wuxian glanced at this outstanding and sultry butterfly rhyme. Ignoring her inquiring eyes, he turned to Xiao Gong and said, "How about it?"

Xiao Gong smiled bitterly, he understood what Jun Wuxian meant by drinking two bowls, but he didn't refuse, after all, he lost his bet, and he lost very badly. After all, it took him five years to get it right.

"It's just what the big and young mean. ”

Die Yun'er looked at Xiao Gong with amusement and amazement, doesn't Xiao Gong like to drink the most? Why does he seem to be very embarrassed now.

"Go, you go and bring us wine. Jun Wuxian said to a young man not far away, as if he were the master of this place and the young man was a servant.

The young man was stunned, but when he saw Xiao Gong nodding, he glared at Jun Wuxian with a grim face, and went to get the wine unwillingly.

"Giggle...... Innocence seems to have offended someone! Hehe, I'm afraid you're in trouble, this young man is very energetic. Die Yun'er smiled happily, she felt that this young man was getting more and more interesting.

Jun Wuxian pursed his lips and smiled disapprovingly, the young man's feminine eyes had been watching him since he came in, as if he had a super friendship with her mother. For those who are hostile to him, Jun Wuxian has always been based on the principle of fighting to the end and not being able to live again after death.

Jun Wuxian stopped talking and walked to a table next to him. He sat down with him, his slow movements matched with the evil smile on the corner of his mouth. It's quite a bit of a young man's frivolity. Let the butterfly rhyme, who is accustomed to seeing Jun Wuxian pretending to be tender, smiled.

This boy is indeed different from ordinary people.

Jun Wuxian took the wine jug from the feminine young man who was staring at him, turned the small wine glass on the table, poured himself a glass, and took a sip gently, the mellow aroma in his mouth made him shout, "Good wine." ”

Dieyun smiled, can the tribute wine taken out of the palace be bad?!

"Oh, by the way, this rather stumbling brother, you go get a few more pots, and I'll pack them and take them away. Jun Wuxian said to the feminine youth.

Die Yun'er was stunned and smiled, looking at the young man who was still handsome but his face was deformed, she shook her head helplessly, and lightly opened her red lips and said, "Don't give it!"

This woman's breath that seemed to be angry made the men who had been secretly looking at her take a deep breath, and the flames that had been suppressed in their hearts rushed up again.

"Stingy!" Jun Wuxian glanced at Die Yun'er with disdain, and his disdainful tone made all the men present have the urge to slap him to death.

When Xiao Gong saw this scene, he smiled helplessly in his heart, this kid dared to be sarcastic and scolded. Thinking about it this way, he is really nothing in his eyes.

Xiao Gong glanced at the small wine glass on the table, of course he wouldn't reach for it, he said to a person next to him, "You go and get a big bowl." ”

When Jun Wuxian heard this, a smile bloomed on the corner of his mouth, this old guy is quite trustworthy. In this case, Ben Shao doesn't want you to scold your mother loudly.

Die Yun'er looked at Xiao Gong and filled the big bowl that could hold a pound of wine. She was stunned, what the hell are these two people doing? Could it be that Xiao Gong wants to use this big bowl to drink.

"Hehe, Xiao Gong is really a man, I toast you. Jun Wuxian raised his small cup, lightly touched Xiao Gong's big bowl, and drank it all.

But everyone's eyes were not on Jun Wuxie, there was silence around him, and he looked at Xiao Gong sluggishly. I saw that Xiao Gong, who had always been gentle and elegant, was actually as rude and cheesy as a pawn of a peddler and poured wine into his mouth. This appearance is no different from that of the hungry and thirsty people.

Everyone wiped their eyes vigorously, looking at the scene in front of them in disbelief, is this Xiao Gong?! How could Xiao Gong, who has always been elegant, make such a vulgar move?

"Haha! Xiao Gong, that's good, this is like a man. Gulping down and scolding the mother. How arrogant, this is the spleen surname that a man should have. Jun Wuxie looked at Xiao Gong with admiration in his eyes, and he couldn't imagine that this old guy was really good at being a man.

While Die Yun'er was surprised by Xiao Gong's behavior, she couldn't help but feel a little funny, can you only be called a man if you drink a lot of wine and scold your mother?

"Ahem......"

Xiao Gong was still not used to drinking like this after all, he couldn't help choking on the wine, and the wine in his mouth was also sprayed out.

"Gong Xiao, you should be slow. No one forced you, and no one robbed you. Jun Wuxian patted Xiao Gong on the back, and his expression said that he was as concerned as he was.

Bah! It's not you kid forcing me, I'm going to do this? Damn, I'm still selling if I'm cheap.

Xiao Gong couldn't help but scold in his heart, in the face of this kid, no matter how good his cultivation was, he couldn't help but scold his mother. This kid is right, after drinking a lot, he scolded his mother, and now he really wants to scold.

"Xiao Gong, what are you?"

Die Yun looked at Xiao Gong, whose face was flushed, and couldn't help but ask suspiciously. Today's Xiao Gong has been so abnormal since he faced this kid, and the pride in his bones has disappeared completely.

"Hehe, big and young, young talent. I just lost when I competed with him. Xiao Gong smiled, although he didn't want to say it, but if he didn't say it, his performance just now would be enough for them to think about it.

"What?"

Even with Butterfly's calm calmness, she couldn't help but be surprised. Although he knew that Jun Wuxian had some talent, he couldn't imagine that he had defeated Xiao Gong. No wonder he had the audacity to bet with himself.

It's just that this sentence, although it was said by Xiao Gong himself, after looking at Jun Wuxian one by one, he didn't think that this bastard kid could defeat Xiao Gong. After all, Xiao Gong is the pinnacle of poets, and they don't think that a half-grown teenager can defeat him.

"Gong Xiao, if this kid is powerful, you just say it, you don't need to find such a reason that no one believes. Your old talent, who can overshadow it on the mainland. The feminine man finally couldn't help but say to Xiao Gong.

"Hehe, the old man is telling the truth, if you don't believe it, I can't help it?" Xiao Gong said with a wry smile. This makes people think that Xiao Gong was threatened by Jun Wuxie, and looked at Jun Wuxian angrily one by one.

"Boy, I'm going to compete with you!" the feminine man looked at Jun Wuxian coldly and said very rampantly.

"You want to compete with me?hehe, what is the competition?force?Wencai?" Jun Wuxian looked at the clown in front of him with a smile.

"Hmph, if you want to compete in force, I will also accompany you, but now I will compete with you in style, how dare you?"

Jun Wuxian was stunned, and just wanted to speak, but he heard Die Yun'er's laughing voice say: "Wuxie, if you are afraid, it's okay not to agree." Hehe, he is a famous poet in the Empire, and His Majesty personally bestowed on him the title of Viscount. ”

A hint of surprise flashed in Jun Wuxie's eyes. But at the same time, I also understand why the poet has developed so quickly in the mainland, at such an age, with a few talents and learning, he can get the title of viscount, which is enough to make countless people rush to it, and it is no wonder that the development of the flower boat industry is so brilliant.

Doesn't poets just like to learn by having a little talent, looking for flowers and willows everywhere, and looking for fun?

"Hehe, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, whatever you choose, as long as you defeat me, I will jump into the river now, and if you can't beat me, you will jump into the river for me?"

Jun Wuxie's words suddenly shook a thousand waves, and they looked at Jun Wuxian angrily, as if they had been greatly insulted.

Die Yun'er stood in place, this kid really dared to speak. Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, you just started learning in your mother's womb, and you are not all-round proficient. Is this kid really stupid, or is he really so fearless?

"What? Do you take turns going up one by one, or do you go up together? Jun Wuxian turned the wine glass in his hand and sat casually in place, looking indescribably calm and calm.

Arrogant! Rampant!

This is the first thought that springs up in everyone's hearts, and it is simply impossible to challenge all the young talents on the ship by himself.

Xiao Gong smiled, although he didn't think that this young man could fight against everyone on this ship, but he knew that Jun Wuxian would definitely not be a fool. Jun Wuxian dared to do this, that is, he ate these people, although he didn't know where the confidence came from. But I didn't forget the big loss I suffered because I underestimated him.

"Da Shao, look ......"

Jun Wuxian glanced at Xiao Gong lightly, and said unhurriedly: "What? Do you want to participate in one too? It doesn't matter, you can join them." ”

Jun Wuxie's faint words instantly made Xiao Gong shut up. Of course, he would not surrender his identity and deal with such a group of people to deal with a teenager.

The feminine man snorted and said disdainfully, "I don't know if I'm dead or alive." ”

A trace of coldness flashed at the corner of Jun Wuxie's mouth, he didn't understand why this feminine man couldn't get along with him. When he was drinking by himself just now, he actually made small movements behind him, if he wasn't alert, he was afraid that he would make a big fool, but this also made Jun Wuxian completely hate him. For those who show their malice, he has to first kill them, and then live them to death again.

As for the competition of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry and songs, he is not worried at all. jokes, with the precipitation of 5,000 years in China. Are you afraid that this barbarian in the other world will not succeed?!

"Don't chirp, like a, say, which of you will come first. Jun Wuxian took a step forward, his eyes swept over everyone's faces, and finally stopped at the feminine man.

Die Yun'er was stunned, she rubbed her temples with her white and slender fingers, looked at Jun Wuxian with a smile and said, "You won't really challenge a group of them, right?"

It's not that the butterfly rhyme is verbose, but it's really unbelievable.

Jun Wuxian smiled slightly, and said to the feminine man, "That's it, how about the question from Xiao Gong, whom you worship?"

The feminine man snorted, turned his head to Xiao Gong and saluted, "There is Lao Xiao Gong." ”

Boy, since you are looking for your own death. Then don't blame us.

Xiao Gong smiled bitterly, and said under Die Yun'er's gesture: "Since you must compare, this one will be the problem." ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Gong paused, then turned his head to look at the charming and moving Butterfly Yun'er and continued: "Let's take Mrs. as the theme, how about writing a poem for her?"

"Feel free, this young man is only eighty-eight years old, and everything is hand-to-hand. ”

Jun Wuxian said in a stinky manner, making the people around him feel the urge to besiege him. Boy, you don't even know how you're going to die.

Under the command of Xiao Gong, soon a maid prepared pen and ink and handed it over to everyone.

Just when everyone was immersed in ink, Jun Wuxian turned his head to Die Yun'er and said, "Let's talk first, shall we?"

Die Yun'er was stunned in place, and after a moment she reacted, and smiled at Jun Wuxie: "Do you still have time to chat?

Jun Wuxian sat back in his seat again, filled himself with wine, took a sip lightly, and said lightly, "Ben Shao's poems are at your fingertips, do you still need to think about it?"

Die Yun'er, who had long been accustomed to Jun Wuxie's bragging, also sat opposite Jun Wuxie, gently flicked the green silk on her forehead, and said in a crisp voice with a smile: "Okay, what do you want to talk about?"

Butterfly Yun's casual expression made Jun Wuxian's throat roll, and he took a sip of wine to hide his dryness.

"I'm curious to know, sister, have you ever practiced charming. Jun Wuxian looked at Die Yun'er fixedly and asked, this is the question he wants to know the most.

As soon as Butterfly Yun'er was stunned, she immediately laughed, like a butterfly with flowers and branches, so that everyone who was originally immersed in composing poetry couldn't help but be stunned, and the ink dripping on her body didn't know it.

"What do you think?" Die Yun'er looked at Jun Wuxian with a funny face.

Jun Wuxian pursed his lips, and the corners of his mouth raised an evil arc: "If I knew, would I still ask you? Although you are not the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, you are the most provocative. ”

Jun Wuxian did not hide his gaze at all, and unscrupulously turned on Die Yun'er's charming body, making Xiao Gong on the side take a deep breath. This kid really dares to say anything and do anything. If he knew the identity of the woman in front of him, would he dare to do so?

Die Yun'er felt that her body was penetrated by a blazing gaze, and there was a rare trace of shame in her heart. She took a deep breath and shook off this ridiculous emotion, how could she, who had experienced countless greedy eyes, have such emotions in front of a teenager.

"Have you ever cultivated?" Jun Wuxian looked at Die Yun'er and asked again.

"Giggle...... Do you know so well what to do?Is this good for you?" Butterfly Yun'er said with a smile as she looked at Jun Wuxie.

Jun Wuxian smiled and said, "Of course there are benefits, and they are extremely great. ”

If there is really this kind of charm that leaves no traces, and even Taihao Heaven and Earth will never be able to resist, it is definitely a terrifying existence. While being careful yourself, you can also find a way to fight the idea of this exercise. Tut-tuk likes to do this kind of thing the most, and the most important thing is that this kind of charm is of great use to himself.

"Guess!"

Dieyun'er used a sentence that had caused countless men to die under this answer.

"Uh...... It seems that you women like the word 'guess' and torture men's brain cells to death, which is very strong and evil. Jun Wuxian summed it up.

"Giggles, it's a woman's prerogative. But aren't you worried about your poems? You see they're almost finished. ”

Jun Wuxian said nonchalantly: "Ben Shao's mouth is dirty, do you still need to write? If you tell me that you have not practiced charming, I can compose a few more hymns for you." ”

"Giggle...... I'm not the superficial kind of woman, don't think you'll be captivated by a few hymns. Die Yunhe said lightly with red lips, the water drops are extremely charming.

"Boy, are you ready? If not, kowtow and admit defeat. I'll let you go. Just as Jun Wuxian was about to say something to Butterfly Yunyu, the feminine man's voice suddenly sounded.

"Ah...... That's it. Jun Wuxian was startled, sighed and said, "How did time pass so quickly?"

After Xiao Gong heard it next to him, he glanced at Jun Wuxian with disdain, you are chatting with the beauty, of course you don't think that time is too fast, there is already a pillar of incense.

"You're not going to just admit defeat, are you?" Die Yun'er rolled her tender eyes, looked at Jun Wuxian and said with a smile.

Jun Wuxian smiled, ignoring the joke in her tone, but turned to Xiao Gong and said, "Xiao Gong can start." ”

Xiao Gong was stunned for a moment, but still nodded, and said to the audience, "Which of you will come first?"

The feminine man sneered at Jun Wuxie, took a step forward and said arrogantly, "Gong Xiao, I'll come first." ”

Boy, let you be embarrassed, today I will make you lose face, a vulgar boy, why should Madame look at you differently.

Xiao Gong nodded, a hint of appreciation flashing in his eyes. I still have some admiration for this young man's talent.

"Then you come first!" Xiao Gong glanced at Jun Wuxie, seeing that he was smiling calmly, looking like he had nothing to do with himself, he shook his head secretly and threw an appreciative look at the feminine man.

The gloom of the feminine man just now was also calmed down a lot by this look, and he read softly with a bit of chic: "A river of tenderness is as deep as water, and life and death are not worthy of anyone." The moon fish and geese are drunk with solo dances, and half of the wall lamps hang low. ”

"Puff...... Jun Wuxie squirted out the wine in his mouth, squirting straight onto the table, splashing Die Yun'er.

"Ah...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, I can't help it, is this also a poem? Jun Wuxian hurriedly found a tissue for Dieyun'er, and apologized uncontrollably.

Jun Wuxie's words made the feminine man glare at him angrily.

"Hehe, is it, as long as you can write better poetry than him, this matter will be forgotten, or I will throw you boy into the river. Die Yun'er looked at Jun Wuxian with a smile, without the slightest anger. The tissue kept wiping the tea on the body, and occasionally touched the proud bulge, which made people's eyes stare at it.

"Ahem, you know what? You're insulting me, at this level. It's ...... to compete with me. I don't even want to say anything. Jun Wuxian sighed, as if he had been greatly despised for himself.

Xiao Gong smiled, he had long been accustomed to Jun Wuxian's rampantness. Hitting others to elevate himself has always been a manifestation of his stinky fart.

"Hehe, Feng Shao, no matter how much you look down on others, at least you have to prove it. ”

Xiao Gong looked straight at Jun Wuxie, and a trace of schadenfreude rose in his heart, you kid only cares about chatting with beauties, I'm afraid you forget everything, people can't be so lustful.

Jun Wuxian smiled, although he disdained the poetry of feminine men in his mouth. But I have to admit that it is a talent to be able to write such poems in a short period of time. Originally, Jun Wuxian still wanted to show off his literary talents, but after thinking about it, forget it, the current situation is suitable, and it will definitely overwhelm the victory of the surname.

Ancestors of Huaxia, you will teach Ben Shao a lesson to this barbarian in the other world.

"Sister...... Belch...... Madame, I'll make you a song. 'There is a beautiful woman in the northern country, peerless and readable. One look at the city, and then look at the country. Rather than know the city and the country, it is difficult to get a beautiful woman. ’”

Jun shamelessly stole the poems of his ancestors in China, and looked at everyone with a mocking face.

Die Yun'er's eyes lit up, and she looked at Jun Wuxian with a shining light, this kid really had two brushes, and he really blurted out between raising his hands.

Xiao Gong looked at Jun Wuxian blankly, and it was undeniable that he was shocked. This poem is obviously far more than the one just now, and if it spreads, it will definitely be popular. And this poem is also suitable for Die Yuner's identity and status, it is definitely tailor-made. The most important thing is that this kid really made it without even thinking about it?

Thinking of this, Xiao Gong couldn't help but look at Jun Wuxian strangely, this kid wouldn't steal from others, right?

"Ahem. I don't bother to compete with you, but you still don't believe it, how about it? I can jump into the river, right?"

Jun Wuxie's faint words finally woke everyone up, and the feminine man shouted in disbelief: "Cheating, you must have cheated." How could you make such a poem, you must have copied someone else's, yes, yes, it must have been plagiarized. ”

Jun Wuxian looked at the angry feminine man, and lightly spit out two words, "Silly Bi!"

Hehe, what about Ben Shao's plagiarism, can you still debunk me? In this continent, all this is original, hehe, you bite me.

"People, always unwilling to accept reality, if such a poem had already been written, it would have been spread all over the world, would I dare to plagiarize it? Jun Wuxian shook his head like an old man who had gone through vicissitudes.

"Innocent, don't pretend. Die Yun'er smiled and said, "I don't believe it either! If you can make another song, I will believe it." ”

Jun Wuxian pursed his lips and said, "If you want others to praise you, you don't need to use this method." But if you promise me to make another song, and you throw all these people down the river, I will reluctantly agree to you. ”

Die Yun'er agreed very happily: "As long as you can make another song that is no less than just now, I will let them all jump into the river." Die Yun'er smiled, and didn't look at these young talents, which also made Jun Wuxian even more curious about this mysterious woman.

"Then you listen well, 'The beautiful color covers the present and the ancient, and the lotus flower is ashamed. Huansha makes clear water, and is idle with clear waves. The letter is difficult to open, and it is deep in the blue clouds. The faint words raised ripples in the void.

If they had suspected Jun Wuxian of theft just now, they would have disappeared now.

After all, if such a verse had really been made before, the entire continent would have known about it. In addition to the martial style, the mainland is the strongest literary style.

The poems that praised the woman to the extreme with both hands blurted out between his mouth, which made everyone have to look at Jun Wuxian strangely? This young man, the literary talent has really reached such a point?!

"Madam, can you tell them to jump into the river?" said Jun Wuxian with a wink at Butterfly Yun'er.

Die Yun'er was funny, but she didn't refute, but said to Xiao Gong, "Look?"

Xiao Gong smiled bitterly and said to everyone in the field, "Who else do you have to compare?"

The feminine man stared at Jun Wuxian and snorted, and he walked outside with a big loss of face. The others glanced at each other, and finally walked out with him one by one.

"Hey, remember to find a shallow place when you jump into the river, don't get drowned. Jun Wuxian said behind him.

The feminine man almost didn't fall to the ground with a shudder, and the cold light in his eyes was even better. Jun Wuxie, who watched it, sneered, he didn't care about a thousand of them.

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