"Oops~~" The giant panda stretched out his voice, shouted loudly, and muttered incomprehensibly: "Why is my ass so poor?"

Burst!

Another loud fart, the red panda that he ** lowered whined a few times, and then went silent. [Full text reading]

This is definitely deliberate! Chu Tian laughed secretly in his heart, Pippen and the God of War were in front of the Judgment Divine Beast, it was impossible for him not to see it, but he still pretended not to know anything, and he was definitely going to teach Little Katyusha a lesson.

Pippen gently pressed Chu Tian's hand, who was just about to speak, shook his head slightly, and glanced at him—Didn't I tell you?

Although the God of War was excited, he didn't come up to say hello, he also knew the temper of the ruling, once this fat guy started playing, even the God Emperor of the year couldn't pull him.

The giant panda poured another sip of wine, twisted the ** drum a few times, "Hehe, how comfortable!"

As he spoke, the Ruling Divine Beast was suddenly stunned, stretching his neck and widening his eyes, because he felt that the small ball of meat under the ** had disappeared.

Quietly, a bamboo broke out of the ground in front of the ruling beast, tall and fat, delicate and green, and in the blink of an eye, it grew more appetizing than all the bamboos in the bamboo forest.

Smacking his lips, the ruling wiped the saliva from the corners of his mouth, got up from the big pit, and crawled around the bamboo twice.

Whew!

The breeze blew, the bamboo hunted and hunted, and the ruling beast finally couldn't help it. Uprooted the huge bamboo in front of him, looked up to the sky and stuffed it into his mouth.

At this moment, the bamboo changed abruptly. A fat red panda** appeared next to the verdict's mouth, and with a 'poof', a fart was returned to the verdict.

"Help, stink!" The Divine Beast covered its nose and fled. As soon as he ran a few steps, he collapsed to the ground with a thud, his belly facing up, his four short legs twitching one after another, his eyes were white, and the corners of his mouth were foaming at the mouth.

Whoosh, the red panda changed from bamboo back to its body, and twisted triumphantly**. Then he took out the magic image stone from the collar, ran over with a fart, lifted the grass skirt of the ruling beast, and shot it more than ten times in a row.

"Niang Xipidi, how can I be so easy to bully the land when the South China Sea is green!?"

Chutian and Pippen were both taken aback, but the Katyusha of the lower gods. Actually brought down the Judgment Beast!? And even took a nude photo?

The Judgment Beast grunted and got up from the ground. Drooping his head, crying and mourning, "It's over, my world is ruined!"

"Haha, Jackson, you're here too!" Pippen laughed and greeted him, Jackson. It's the name of the Divine Beast.

"Stinky bat, get out of here. Don't you see that people are sad?" the ruling beast twisted and turned.

"Come on, are you still afraid of being taken nude photos by others? Haha, Kemp, do you remember, this bastard stripped naked and danced at the door of the Moon Temple in order to exchange a Lanyue grass with the Moon God, helping the Moon God scare away the male gods who pursued her. Haha!" Pippen chuckled to himself, ignoring the ruling beast's blue face.

The god of war had a bad mind and forgot about such a trivial matter, but he also laughed along with it.

"What!?You actually stripped naked and danced!?" The red panda jumped in front of Jackson at once, the four pandas looked at each other, the verdict was full of appreciation, Katyusha's eyes were full of admiration, and the red panda arched his hand, "Little brother Katyusha, big Nicholas, small Cage, nicknamed South China Sea is green, dare to ask the seniors big name!?"

The giant panda also arched his hand, and said: "Under the judgment of the divine beast, the big Phil, the small Jackson, the nickname Ruling Mountain is a little red! The little brother has a bright future! Look at the angle and degree of your candid photography, you are really a master of my generation! There is a chance to communicate more!"

As he spoke, the giant panda stretched out its paws.

The red panda also stretched out his palms, and the four panda paws held together, "Whoever doesn't accept it in the future will shoot him!"

The two pandas exchanged experiences and left everyone else cold.

The God of War couldn't help it first, and shouted: "Jackson, His Majesty the God Emperor is here!"

"Oh, I saw it, old man, how did you get younger?" Jackson asked Chu Tian, his eyes still not separated from Katyusha.

The God of War explained the lie prepared by Chu Tian.

The Ruling Divine Beast finally raised its head reluctantly, and said impatiently: "I know, it's a big deal not to call you old man in the future, just call you Little White Face!

Chu Tian was stunned, and the ruling beast was disrespectful, but the god of war Kemp was smiling, it seems that Jackson and the real Stern also talked like this back then. Everyone is used to it.

Chu Tian narrowed his eyes, smiled, and said to the ruling: "Jackson......"

The verdict raised his head suddenly, and winked at Chu Tian, the frequency was very fast, flickering, and seeing that Chu Tian did not react, he lowered his head again.

Jackson put the red panda on his belly, teased his little belly, and said dissatisfiedly: "Little white face, it, you really have amnesia!

Chu Tian smiled and said, "This emperor heard that the Tomb Guard of the Emperor of the Gods is here with you, and he wants to get it back for the God of War." ”

"No!" Jackson shook his head repeatedly, "You left me here for more than 10,000 years, and finally a few little guys came to accompany me, and you still want to go back, no."

Absolutely not!"

The god of war hurriedly said: "Jackson, do you know that the Kukochi Backboard God Emperor has colluded with the god of death, and now their minions have invaded the world!"

"Damn, I knew that Kukochi kid wasn't a good thing!" the giant panda stood up suddenly, shoved the red panda into the belt of the grass skirt, and said indignantly: "Niang Xipi, when he hooked up with the Grim Reaper. I can see it!

Pippen was stunned, he had never heard of the Grim Reaper and the Dragon God, and Chu Tian was shocked. Hurriedly put on a god-emperor shelf and said with a smile: "Jackson, my child, you know. I forgot ......"

"Mother!"

The ruling divine beast suddenly covered its ears, and suddenly fell in front of Chu Tian, begging: "Boss, please, don't use this tone to talk to me, okay? Your old man has lost his memory, why haven't you forgotten the appearance of this magic stick? If you have a fart, it's cool!"

Chu Tian smiled dumbly and said, "What do you say happened to Kukochi and the Grim Reaper?"

"Alas. This is so good for the ears!" The giant panda took the suffocating red panda out of his belt, let him breathe, stuffed it back again, and said with a smile: "You forgot? I asked you to borrow the Earth God Crown that can see through the soul, hehe, I brought your God Crown to peek at the Grim Reaper, but I didn't want to see her and Kukochi dating behind the Moon Temple. By the way, there's also the dragon god!

"What? three people, are they having a xx party!?" asked the red panda with his head poked his head out.

"Fork your head!" Jackson pressed the red panda back. Shaking his head and pouting, he said, "Little white face, I told you all back then, but you didn't let me meddle in my business!"

Chu Tian secretly wrote down that there was really something wrong with the dragon god.

Jackson continued, "You can leave the Imperial Tomb Guard if you want, but you have to leave someone with me!"

"Who!?"

"Help!" the red panda yelled, "boss." Do you need to guess this? It must be me! Boss, don't bleat. I swear, I'll never take the bad little master again. ”

"Hehe, little brother, you're really smart!" the Judgment Beast smiled innocently.

Chu Tian hesitated for a moment and said with a smile: "You let me see the Tomb Guard of the Emperor of the Gods first, and then we will talk about Katyusha!"

"Okay! Stinky bat, you take him to see it, I'll wait in the tower! By the way, you can only go in alone, boss, or don't blame me for turning my face!" After speaking, the giant panda picked up the red panda and no longer paid attention to the others, the panda stared at Katyusha, and said hopefully: "Little brother, if I am not mistaken, the moment you turned into bamboo just now, you used the natural realm added by the father of the earth to change the earth, right?

After Pippen thanked him, he motioned for everyone to stay, and he led Chu Tian to the Moon Tower.

In the middle of the road, Pippen commanded in a low voice: "Jackson's doppelganger ability is the most powerful of the Protoss, his doppelganger has no ontology, all share the wisdom and power, you just saw the ground, is one of his doppelgangers." There's another one inside the moon tower. ”

Chu Tian nodded, ruling that the divine beast was indeed much happier than the Earth Father God, at least he could use his clone to come out and eat bamboo and drink.

Pippen said again: "Don't want to take his doppelganger away, his doppelganger can't leave too far, let alone cross the Three Realms to go to the human world." ”

The door of the Moon Receiving Tower had been opened, and Pippen motioned for Chu Tian to go in by himself, while he stayed outside.

Chu Tian stepped into the Moon Tower, and as soon as he entered, his divine power was completely blocked, and if he wanted to say flying, it was very difficult to hold a knife.

A giant panda that was exactly the same as the outside sat behind the door, saw Chu Tian come in, and slammed the door shut. Then he picked up Chu Tian, put it on his shoulder, and laughed in a low voice: "Boss, now there are no outsiders, you recruited me from the truth, are you really amnesiac, or are you pretending to be the Earth God Emperor!?"

Chu Tian narrowed his eyes and smiled: "I really have amnesia, I don't believe you look at my face and bearing, how can it be fake?"

"Really?" the ruling divine beast chuckled and pressed Chu Tian suddenly, "Then do you remember when the two of us took a bath together?"

"I've forgotten about this!" Chu Tian was more and more surprised, and the relationship between the ruling and Stern seemed to be out of Pippen's understanding.

Jackson touched Chu Tiandi**, "Boss, do I know something that Pippen doesn't know, do you want me to remind you?"

"Brother, I'm not interested in men, don't touch my **, okay?" Chu Tian said helplessly.

"Then I'll warn you, Boss......" The Judgment Beast blinked, just like the one outside, flickering, "Where???'s your tail?"