With a strong kick, he kicked Ruoli upside down on the prayer tree in the courtyard, and was entangled in a bunch of red prayer banners, howling up and down in a dilemma.

At this moment, a fat woman who came to pray with a food box in her hand witnessed all this, and looked up at the prayer tree that was more than two feet high, and she asked in a trembling voice, "So, what is that?" ”

The owl is the most ominous existence in the eyes of mortals, and Ruoli doesn't want to cause trouble in vain, so he doesn't dare to howl, and he doesn't even dare to move. Holding the fan, he also trotted all the way to the woman, patted her shoulder, and said perfunctorily: "Auntie, are you dazzled?" ”

"What aunt? This girl is in her twentieth year, and she hasn't married yet, are you blind? As soon as the woman spoke, her words were full of thorns, and her face was snarky.

Thinking of the other party's mortal body, he didn't carry the beating, and the fan had no choice but to take a step back, and jokingly said: "It turns out that she is still a girl who has not been out of the cabinet, you don't say that I really didn't see it, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!" ”

In fact, it's really not bad for her clumsiness, this 'girl' looks like a brain full of fat, thief eyebrows and mouse eyes, the key is that the big cake face is also covered with small pockmarks, she doesn't say that she is double ten, others at least think she is double twenty.

"Hmph, ugly people make a lot of mistakes!" The woman looked the fan up and down, then squeezed her eyebrows and eyes, and intentionally or unintentionally turned the fan with her elbows, and finally swaggered and twisted her big fat buttocks into the Yuelao Temple.

The defenseless fan almost didn't let the wall of flesh crutch to the point of falling, and she pointed at the woman's back in anger, so angry that her thin lips trembled. But in the end, he just stomped his feet, and said to himself as unlucky: "Forget it, for the sake of you being a mortal, my aunt and grandmother won't care about you." ”

Raising his eyes and looking at the starry sky, he suddenly remembered that Mu Chen had said that there was no one in this ten miles radius, and then looked at the eye-catching red men's boots on the woman's feet, wasn't it the pair that Yue Lao often wore? The fan slapped his forehead, and then followed to the gate as soon as possible, leaning his back against the door frame, resting one hand on the back of his neck, and staring at the 'fat aunt' who boasted of being a beautiful woman with a good attitude.

As soon as the woman entered the Yuelao Temple, she seemed to have changed her person, changed her previous mean appearance, and respectfully made a gesture before placing the tribute fruits in the food box on the altar one by one. Then I saw her take three incense sticks and light them, kneel on the futon, kowtow three heads sincerely, close her eyes and plead: "Believer Qiu Xiaokui, please bless the old man under the moon!" ”

The old man under the moon must be the old man of the moon, this blessing, it must be a marriage, this old man pretended to be quite like that in order to fix himself. Thinking of this, the fan really couldn't help but sneer: "Hey! I said this aunt, eldest sister, it's useless for you to ask for this. ”

Qiu Xiaokui glanced at her and said unhappily: "Why are you again?" In front of the old man under the moon, Hugh wants to talk nonsense. ”

"Oh, old thing! Since you like to play, then I will accompany you to have fun. Thinking of this, the fan and the thief smiled, "Could it be that the eldest sister is still in the dark?" ”

"If you have something to say, don't talk about it here!" Qiu Xiaokui's tone was a little impatient, but her face was surprisingly calm, and she didn't seem surprised by the words and deeds of the fan.

"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just ......" Holding the fan, he straightened up, deliberately paused, and rolled his fingers around a wisp of green silk several times, and only withdrew his fingers when he successfully attracted the attention of the other party. The strand of hair formed a playful and brief curl on her shoulder, and after a while it regained its previous straight appearance, just like the fan herself, the delicate and lovely side, which could never last less than half a pillar of incense.

She waved mysteriously, and Qiu Xiaokui curiously leaned in front of her, but she still knelt on the futon and did not get up. Holding the fan and beckoning her to come closer again, she didn't want Qiu Xiaokui to roll her eyes at her, and turned her head to stop paying attention to her.

Hey! It's very capable!

The little temper of the fan immediately came up, and as soon as he stared, he waved a small fist at Qiu Xiaokui's back. After venting, she leaned over with a smile, and said regretfully: "Hey! Everyone in the world said that the old man had a good marriage, but they didn't know that the old man couldn't even solve his life's major events, he was hundreds of thousands of years old, and he was still a lonely god. In my opinion, just the old god stick of the old moon, whoever is unlucky with the red line, you still expect him to give you a golden and jade relationship, stupid or not! ”

The fan poked her head, so angry that Qiu Xiaokui's thin slit eyes were stunned into dead fish eyes, and when she got up, she poked her three times on the forehead of the fan, and said: "Stinky girl, dare to speak ill of him in front of the old man under the moon, beware that you can't get married." ”

"I didn't speak ill of him, you see." Holding a fan and pulling the dress, revealing a small piece of snow-white ankle, and secretly made an invisibility mantra, the red thread appeared on her ankle as expected, "This is the red thread that the old thing tied to me by the old man of the moon, thanks to the love of the old man under the moon, my son died before his father was born, leaving us orphans and widows helpless, do you say that the old immortal can still be trusted?" ”

"You can take this medicine indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense, when will it be the turn of the old man to manage your marriage." At this point, Qiu Xiaokui covered her mouth in hindsight, and stared at the instep of her feet unnaturally, as if she was afraid of exposing something.

However, if you say too much, you will lose, and it is too late to regret it!

Holding the fan sneered and pinched the big fat on her face: "Old thing, still leave here and pretend with me, quickly take your unlucky thing off my feet, otherwise, I will lift your Yuelao Temple." ”

In fact, this 'autumn girl' with a fierce personality and a tiger's back is none other than the Yuelao deity who comes to the Yuelao Temple from time to time to take a look at the incense and look at the prayer banner. Qiu Xiaokui's appearance has been used more than 10,000 times, and no one has ever recognized his identity since ancient times. Yue Lao often takes pleasure in this, thinking that it is seamless, but unexpectedly, the fan unveiled his identity in just a few words, which made Yue Lao very puzzled, not only puzzled, but also very unhappy.

"What went wrong, the stinky girl seems to have deliberately disrupted the old man's thoughts from the beginning, could it be that she has already seen it, impossible, absolutely impossible!" Yue Lao thought about it and still felt that it was impossible for him to go wrong in terms of his appearance, words and deeds, and that the ghost girl must have deliberately set her own words. So he didn't believe in evil and quibbled, "Oh, oh, oh, the dead girl let go, let go, I don't understand what you're talking about." ”

"Really? Then I'll help you figure it out. Holding the fan, he grabbed the big fat on Yue Lao's face, and when he howled miserably, he suddenly withdrew his hand, paced, and wrote lightly: "There is nothing wrong with mortals praying for blessings as soon as possible, the problem is that there is no one in this radius of ten miles, dare to ask 'Miss Qiu' how can you walk alone at night without lighting?" ”

Yue Lao touched the painful big cake face, hissed, held his head high, and said confidently: "Who said that I didn't have lighting, but the torches on the road burned out and I threw them away." How? Just allow you to be a coward with small arms and legs, and don't you allow others to be blessed with great lives and bold children? ”

Holding the fan gave a thumbs up and nodded approvingly: "Not only are you bold, you can also fly!" ”

The old man really didn't understand what the fan meant by saying this, so he had to frown and remain silent, so as to respond to all changes without change. Who knows, the stinky girl actually pointed at his nose and shouted: "Tell me about you, you don't know how to become a handsome person if you become a mortal, just your current virtue, I don't know that I think you accidentally let your mother fall into the sesame field when you were born, your face was flattened, and the sesame seeds were also trapped in the flesh." Also, you have a pair of big feet, even if you wear men's boots, you still wear the same cheesy red boots as Yue Lao, the key is that they are spotless, can you still have light skills with such a big meat wall? ”

Red boots are a common outfit for Yue Lao, but he never thought that it would become his biggest failure, and sure enough, there must be a mistake in Baimi!

Yue Lao had to quibble again, but unexpectedly, the fan was one step ahead of him and shouted outside the door: "Vulture, come in and see, what you like, the plump beauty with big breasts and no brains is here, if it is fake, Tong Su is not deceitful!" ”

Yue Lao was busy trying to cover her mouth, but after all, she was still a step too late, and she sighed helplessly and turned into a white-haired fairy wrapped in red and full of energy.

Seeing this situation, the owl seemed to be in a long drought and a rainy day, his eyes were shining, and he was busy going down from the prayer tree, but he was entangled by the prayer banner, and he almost tried to break free without success, so he was forced to shout at the top of his throat: "Old Yue, here, here, let me go down......"

The two people in the house invariably ignored its existence, Yue Lao straightened his clothes, brushed his white beard, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Stinky girl, I haven't seen you for two months, you are really getting more and more cunning." ”

"Old man Yue, I haven't seen you for two months, and your taste is getting heavier and heavier, after all, you are the only one who can treat the sow as a beauty, and the beauty as a beauty." Holding a fan and puffing out his cheeks, he sneered in front of Yue Lao and compared the five big and three thick body lines of 'Qiu Xiaokui', sarcastically mocking the other party, and did not forget to boast about it.

Yue Lao was not only not angry, but also smiled crookedly and arched his hand, and said, "Let's give each other, accept each other!" ”

The fan wanted to anger him, but it made him angry, so he slapped Yue Lao's arched hands again, and said viciously: "Who is with you and each other, say, what the hell are you doing?" ”

Xiao Boyuan, who was still asleep, was so shocked by her loud voice that he was completely sleepy, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Yue Lao rubbing his hands, so he complained: "Stinky girl, you are too ruthless, the old man's old bones are about to let you fall apart." ”