Chapter Thirty-Six: Rampage
The tall and thin young man was so proud that he shook his neck, made a few sounds, walked to the front of the thorny road, and yelled, "I'm going to explode!" and rushed out like the wind.
This tall and thin young man was high and low, and the first few obstacles were avoided one by one, and he couldn't help but be quite proud, and hummed a little song: "I am a big apple, and every woman loves ......"
The singing continued, one couldn't stop it, only heard a bang, hit a pillar hard, and then a scream of "ah~~", was bounced back by the column, fell to the ground, and rolled four or five times in a row, without snorting, and fainted.
Seeing the tragic condition of the tall and thin young man, all the students gasped and broke out into an uproar.
"No, it looks easy, why can't he go?"
"It's so dangerous, I won't play anymore!!"
"This thin man came from the Thieves' Chamber, and his agility has reached five stars!
"You don't know this, right! He was the penultimate in the Thieves' Chambers last year!Sure enough, haha~~!"
......
A few classmates lifted the unconscious tall and thin young man back, and the old cat took out the wine bottle from his arms, "Goo~~" took a sip and asked casually, "Who else do you want to play?"
Students, you look at me, I look at you, and there is a look of surprise in their eyes.
After a while, a strong man with a big waist took a deep breath and said, "I really don't believe in evil anymore, let me try!" As he spoke, he walked to the front of the thorny road, roared, and used his rampage skill, and rushed forward, who knew that his speed could not see the slightest change, like a turtle, he carefully walked the whole path, although he was not injured at all, but it took five minutes.
The strong man touched the sweat on his forehead, laughed and said, "What's so difficult about this, I can pass the test in one time!haha~~!"
Seeing this scene, all the students were stunned and full of black lines.
"That's too slow, isn't it!
"It's a turtle, no! it's a snail!"
"I'll take a walk too!"
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The old cat looked at the proud appearance of the strong man, his eyes showed a playful look, he smiled, noncommittal, turned his head to look, and saw Robert sitting in the corner, drinking with a gourd, looking at it with a smile.
The old cat walked over slowly, sat down next to him, and asked with a smile, "Boy, what's your name?"
Seeing the old cat's smile on his face, Robert couldn't guess what medicine he was selling in his gourd, squeezed out a smile, and said, "Robert, but my friends call me a rabbit!"
The old cat nodded and asked, "What kind of wine do you have in your gourd?"
Robert shook the gourd, made a rattling sound, and said, "Balop Ale!"
The old cat shook his head, with an unrelieved look on his face, and said, "This kind of wine is as light as cat urine, I didn't drink it twenty years ago, do you want to taste my wine!"
Robert took the bottle, and smelled a strong aroma of wine, which made people drunk before drinking, and praised: "Good wine!"
I saw that the wine in the bottle was golden yellow, like molten magma.
He didn't recognize what kind of wine it was, but for fine wine, there was no reason not to drink it, and he was not polite, and his neck was "goo, goo~~" two mouthfuls, and suddenly felt a burst of flames pouring into his throat, as if a thousand knives were cutting, and suddenly his face turned red, and he couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head, and coughed loudly.
The old cat looked at Robert, his face was full of banter, and after he calmed down, he said: "Boy, I have been drinking this sulfur fire for twenty years, and I can only drink it in small sips, but you dare to take a big mouth, there is a kind!"
You must know that sulfur fire is a special product of the dwarf race, and the wine is as strong as fire, and when you drink it, it seems that there is a flame burning in your chest. The dwarves have a very strong physique, and they naturally feel very sweet to drink, but for the races with a slightly weaker physique, they can't stand it.
Robert heard that he was talking the opposite, gave him a blank look, and said, "You damn cat, you know you're not in good shape!"
After the two had drunk, they became acquainted, and Robert gradually spoke casually, treating him as if he had been an old friend for many years.
The old cat has always been casual, and when he heard his words, he felt even closer, and said, "You saw it well yesterday, right?"
When Robert heard this, his heart suddenly chuckled, and he thought, "Did you go to the girls' dormitory building and see Avril taking a shower?"
He pretended to be harmless to humans and animals on his face, and asked, "Who did you listen to? I slept in the dormitory last night, where was it cool?"
The old cat laughed and said, "You pee on yourself!
Hearing this, Robert suddenly put his mind at ease, took a heavy breath, and said in his heart: "It turned out to be an old virgin, which scared me!"
Then he smiled and said, "You're talking about an old virgin!
The old cat shivered, shook his head like a rattle, and said, "I can't bear that woman." He looked left and right again, and saw that there was no one else around, and whispered, "Did you bring that Mao book?"
Robert looked at him, smiled "you know", and said, "Bring it, are you also interested in body art?" and took the copy of "Blue Mill Nights" from his bosom.
When the old cat looked at the book, there was a look of impatience in his eyes, and he wanted to reach out and take it.
Who knew that Robert put the book back in his arms and said, "Ten gold coins, I finally got my hands on it!"
Hearing Robert ask for gold coins, the old cat was stunned and asked, "Do you want gold coins?"
Robert whistled and said, "It's like going to masturbate, although your melancholy eyes, your embarrassed scum, your miraculous skills, and this bottle of sulfur can make the bitch want to die, but you still have to give gold coins after masturbation!
Hearing Robert's "masturbation theory", the old cat blinked, felt that it made sense, and said: "Can it be cheaper, five gold coins, how about it? This is all my belongings!"
Robert rolled his eyes and said, "There's no need to negotiate, I'll buy it for ten gold coins, and I won't make money selling it to you!"
Ever since he bought the Divine Dragon Tail Swing Martial Arts from his thumb, he has understood a truth, buying and selling is a psychological game, whoever is in a hurry will wait to be slaughtered!
Suddenly, I heard the voices in the classroom one after another, and the old cat's little eyes rolled, and he thought about it and said, "How about we make a bet?"
Robert picked up the wine gourd, took a sip, and said, "What kind of bet?"
The old cat pointed to the path on the other side and said, "If you can walk that path in two and a half minutes, no, in two and a half minutes, I will lose five gold coins to you, or you will give me this book!"