The oil girl family has seen many powerful ninjas in the plots known to Tetsumaru, all wearing coats and sunglasses, and their unique and weird insect manipulation secret techniques are impressive.

The basis of the family's secret art is parasitic insects, especially like Miao Jiang's Gu, mysterious and weird.

This leads to a bad relationship between the oil girl family and ordinary villagers, and they are usually shunned except for familiar teammates.

And the biggest characteristic of the ninja in the family is that they have a thin sense of presence and talk, which is terrible.

The oil girl family's survival rule 1: Except for your own bedroom, you must not talk to yourself.

There may be an oil ninja sitting next to you who has been ignored by you for a long time.

The second rule of survival of the oil girl family: leave your bedroom and always maintain a behavior that is in line with your identity.

You may have one or more oil ninja parasites on you.

Oil Girl Family Survival Rule 3: Don't chat with other Oil Girl ninjas except for your family.

You may provoke a chatter and talk to you until you want to die.

What is the first criterion for the survival of the traverser, it is Gou.

Stand out from the crowd, disguise yourself as an ordinary member, don't go out of line, don't attract attention. At the end of the day, the traverser is naturally different and can't stand up to scrutiny.

The traverser is the lurker.

Therefore, the traverser who lives in the oil girl family is really under a lot of pressure.

It took a full fifty days, and the oil girl Tetsumaru gradually tamed her body, and the behavior of jumping and jumping could be controlled, and her daily behavior gradually converged with that of other children.

The oil girl Tetsumaru breathed a sigh of relief.

However, he was relieved too soon.

……

A group of children were eating noisily, and a few older boys were hula and shouted, "I'm full." ”

The boys stood up and ran out, bumped into the female shinobi at the door, and quickly lowered their heads and shouted, "Aunt Sachiko, we're done eating." ”

Sachiko the oil girl knocked a brain crash on each boy's head, and after the punishment was over, she was let go.

With the arrival of the baby boom after the war, the number of children in the oil girl family increased rapidly, and there were more than 40 children in the nest house during the day.

After eating, the children will group up to spread joy in the village, and the other children in the village are almost like this, and the current Konoha Village does not have any public facilities, and it is herding sheep for preschool children.

Tetsumaru took her cousins to the edge of the woods, joined the other friends, and then swarmed into the woods.

Tetsumaru caught a few grasshoppers, then strung them with grass stems and took them to the reeds by the river.

Tie a sturdy string around the grasshopper's belly, then throw it into the reeds, drag it out, and so on, and so on, and soon catch two greedy frogs.

Then he tied the frog tightly with a rope thick to his fingers, threw it into the deep water, and dragged it back, and the panicked frog struggled desperately, and the splash attracted the predators underwater.

A huge mouth swallowed the frog in one bite, and by the way, swallowed the hook behind the frog as well, and several brothers behind the oil girl Tetsumaru cheered loudly, this time I can catch you.

I don't know when a big fish appeared in the deep pool at the bend of the river, which had a serious effect on the children's "hunting" plans, and I don't know how many homemade hooks and fishing lines and nets were taken away from the boys, and even more than one boy was dragged into the water with great force and made a mess.

Especially in the last two months, the activity area of this big fish has expanded from deep water to shallow water, and it has begun to attack children actively.

Fortunately, the water in the shallow water is only calf deep, and the big boys involved in the fishing are all big boys, so no one died.

There will be no descendants of big families among the children who are active here, and there is no money and no channel to invite ninjas to deal with it, so the children found the child king, the oil girl Iron Pill.

As the first choice of the traverser, the way to survive is naturally stability, and of course the oil girl Iron Pill wants to be stable in everything. However, the influence of the human cub's body at the age of three is too strong, and Tetsumaru finds that the so-called taming of his body is an illusion, and he can't control himself at all at a critical moment.

He struggled, he tried, he failed.

Eight months ago, his four-year-old cousin Shio Yau provoked him in the House of the Nest, and Tetsumaru thought about who Shio's father was, who his grandfather was, and what the worst consequences would be after the fight.

But before the brain could figure out the mess, he had flattened the nose of his cousin, who was half a head taller than him, with his head, and then chiseled his fist into the eye socket a dozen times, creating a crying panda alive.

The most terrifying thing is that he is already riding on the belly of his chubby cousin, and he asks proudly: "Do you accept it?" Convincing or not? ”

Ask once with a mouth, until the big boy doesn't even dare to cry.

After the adult will regains control of the situation, he finds himself surrounded by relatives, and the embarrassment, bewilderment, and overwhelm in the face of social death are outrageous.

Two days later, Zhixiong's own brother, the five-year-old oil girl Zhijie, came to teach the villain who bullied his younger brother a lesson, and was tragically hit by three consecutive blows of iron pills, kicking the crotch, and inserting the eyes, and went to the hospital.

Another day passed, in front of the parents of both sides, Tetsumaru hit the oil girl Zhixiong for the second time, and he knocked out one of his front teeth with his brain. Of course, in addition to feeling irrepressible embarrassment again, he enjoyed a meal of stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots from his father in the evening, as well as two chicken thighs for a meal.

I really want to thank the ninja's concept of education is very different from that of Blue Star, otherwise the devil knows where he will be sent to discipline.

I beat the kid of the Inuzuka family six months ago, and I don't remember the name.

Four months ago, the Uchiha of the Uchiha family was blinded by him with soil, and he inserted his eyes again, and in the face of a circle of adult pink eye on the onlookers, he actually shouted: "Uncle Ben will give you a pair of writing wheels." ”

In the next twenty days, the oil girl Tetsumaru gave red eyes to more than a dozen Uchiha boys, and he was beaten several times.

……

No matter how he swore in advance and regretted it afterwards, he just couldn't control his aggressiveness and good-naturedness, and the more times he did this, the hat of the child king was firmly worn.

In the end, I can only accept my fate.

Just called back and forth, the oil girl iron pill became the recognized child king, the king is obliged, the little brother was bullied by the fish, and the oil girl iron pill had to stand up to deal with it.

The way to deal with this big fish is to fish it out and eat it. The traverser from the big foodie empire, this natural idea made a large group of younger brothers stunned and rejoiced.

After three days of observation, the oil girl iron pill was hooked, and it went well.

It seems that this fish is too comfortable to live, and the boys have been helpless against it when they have hooked before, and have developed the habit of not being afraid of people, so they will take the initiative to attack humans, and bite the hook without even tempting.

The oil girl Iron Pill smiled: "Uncle Ben's hook is not an ordinary hook. ”

He pulled a thin rope wrapped around the frog's rope, broke a slipknot at the end of the rope, and the special hook bound by the knot bounced off from a straight line and became a cross, and the four points pierced into the mouth of the big fish, completely stuck.

The big fish that suffered from the pain struggled desperately, but before he could take the bait, he tied the middle of the rope to the bottom of the tree, which was a bouncy tree that resembled a fishing rod.

In the end, the oil girl Tetsumaru also tied the tail of the rope to the trunk of a large tree as the last insurance, which is a large tree that can only be surrounded by five children holding hands.

A big fish can pull down a few boys, but it can also pull down a tree that is resilient? If this big fish has the ability to pull down this tree, and even the big tree that was insured in the end, the oil girl Tetsumaru swears that she will definitely take her little brothers around it.

Watching the big fish and the tree competing, the oil girl Tetsumaru took the boys to retreat temporarily, the physical endurance of the people in the ninja world is beyond common sense, and the endurance of animals is better, and some of them toss.

The boys dig birds' nests, dig holes in trees, catch fish and insects, dig wild potato roots, and finally gather by the stream.

They buried eggs and wild potatoes in the soil, lit a bonfire on it, and roasted fish and birds on the bonfire, and roasted insects, all because the children lacked oil and water in their stomachs.

After the end of the war, Konoha ushered in a baby boom, but the confrontation situation in the five major ninja villages did not ease, and the skirmishes intensified.

Military conflict can start out as a stimulus to the economy, but it will soon turn into a devastating economy, causing material shortages and rising prices. The consequences of rising prices first affected orphans, then children from low-income families, and now ninja families, and the children of Konoha Village generally began to have enough to eat.

So the boys gave up the food to the younger children and girls, and went to gather food in groups themselves, although these so-called wild lands were owned, but none of the ninja would talk too much at this point in time.

If Konoha is like this, the other ninja villages will definitely be more serious.

But the conflict can't be stopped, and even preparations have to be made, and the ninja school has to be expanded.

Four years ago, when the war was coming to an end, it was also the climax and brutality of the war.

At that time, the students of Konoha Village in the ninja school became an important supplementary force, although the quality of combat power was slightly insufficient, especially the students who graduated early were much worse than the newcomers of the Sand Ninja and the Fog Ninja, and they were casually beaten by others.

But if the fog shinobi or the sand hide supplement a lower ninja that can fight, Konoha can supplement ten rookies who can't fight.

In the final stage of the war, Konoha relied on the abundant supply of soldiers, and one family pressed three families to fight, and won the final victory.

After the armistice, ninja villages that pursued a bit established ninja schools to train civilian ninjas on a large scale.

This year, the civilian ninjas of the five major ninja villages began to graduate, and the number of ninjas skyrocketed, but the total number of tasks did not change, and the ninja villages could only pay for them themselves.

Coupled with the bottomless pit of the arms race, the economic situation of each ninja village gradually became difficult.

……

The boys soothe their stomachs a little by eating all sorts of meat and wild potatoes, and then watch with infinite anticipation as the oil girl Tetsumaru fishes.

With the right approach, the fishing process seems to be smooth, and the big fish and the big tree fight ends up being a big tree win.

The big fish, which was so tired that it was out of strength, had a weak splash, and was very weak after a while, and was dragged to the shallow water by the boys.

The oil girl Tetsumaru led four older boys into the shallow water, each carrying three sharpened bamboo spears.

At a distance of four or five meters, the oil girl Iron Pill raised her bamboo spear and shouted: "Ready, throw!" ”

Hit two.

"Come again, raise the bamboo spear, prepare, throw!"

"One more time, ready, cast!"

After carefully observing the big fish, and after making sure that the hit effect caused the big fish to completely lose the ability to resist, she turned to the boy on the shore and ordered, "Okay, everyone pull it up." ”

The big fish dragged ashore was dead, but the body was still twitching under the control of the nerve reflexes, and the boys cheered around the big fish and the oil girl Tetsumaru, feeling like they had won the battle.

Consolidate the Child's throne by +1.

The oil girl Iron Pill couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh, just now in the water, his movements seemed to, it seemed, probably,...... It was an imitation of Vladimir's majestic wave of his hand.

Alas, hurry up and grow up, the body of a child is really terrible.

The fish was super big, and the excited boy took turns lying on the ground and comparing the height of the big fish, and the result was not even half of it.

This size of a large fish cannot be directly cooked and grilled, but can only be divided. The oil girl Tetsumaru first pulled out the hook in the fish's mouth, only to find that the poor frog was still alive.

Miracle, release life, there is no shortage of your half meat today.

The hook is made of two thousand books tied in the shape of a cross with beef tendon, which are disassembled and returned to the two boys, who have taken it from their home (tou), and will wait for more fish to make up for the inevitable stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots.

Disembowel, then eviscerate into the pre-dug fishing pond, tomorrow there will be a new harvest.

Then the gills of the fish were dug out, the scales of the fish half the size of a palm were peeled off, and finally the blood stains were washed off by the river, and then moved back to the shore, and the boys led by the oil girl Tetsumaru were paralyzed from exhaustion.

The second wave of big boys takes over the work, breaking down the big fish under the command of Tetsumaru.

The little boy could not be idle, so he washed the decomposed fish piece by piece, put it on clean leaves, and dried it in the shade.

It took more than an hour for a dozen boys to finish their work, all exhausted.

When it was time to distribute the harvest, the boys went down to the creek under the command of the oil girl Tetsumaru to wash the dirt and fishy smell, and then came back and sat down.

At this time, a few other children who were not involved in fishing brought boiling water, and they went to borrow an iron pot to boil water according to the order of the oil girl Iron Pill, just to quench everyone's thirst.

The oil girl iron pill can't accept the fishy raw water, in his opinion, drinking boiled water is the safest.

Drinking boiled water is especially important for poor children, because they can't afford to get sick, so as long as he organizes activities, he will arrange for someone to boil the water.

"Okay, everybody listen to me."

Tetsumaru stood up and loudly attracted the attention of all the boys.

"The next distribution will be made immediately, and there will be two distributions in total, the first is the participation reward, and each person will be given a share."

"The second time is a merit reward, according to the size of the effort."

"Agree or disagree?"

"Agreed!" The boys replied in varying voices.

The oil girl Iron Pill was not satisfied, and waved her hands: "Hey, hey, let's be louder, and applaud." ”

"Agreed!! ~~ Hahahahahaha. ”

The boys got excited, and they clapped and laughed.

"Very good, the most important thing is to be the same for everyone, we have a total of 22 people participating today, do you know how to divide the 22 points equally?"

The boys came up with ideas, some said that they should be weighed one by one with a scale, and some said that they should be measured with a ruler, of course, most of them have no idea, this is not surprising, it is normal for three or five-year-old children to lack knowledge, and it is not normal for oil girls to have iron pills.

The oil girl iron pill saw that the idea was finished, and then stood up and concluded: "It's hard to separate, after all, it's a fish, even if we use the scales to divide the same weight, everyone will feel different about the meat in one place, right?" ”

"That's it, so I can't think about it."

"That's right."

"Boss Tetsumaru, what can you do?"

The oil girl iron pill walked to the fish, and first took out some meat according to his thoughts, about a quarter of the amount, including the fish head, fish tail, and fish bones.

"First of all, I will divide it into two parts, the big one will be used to divide evenly, and the small one will be divided into two rounds." The oil girl Iron Pill made a move, and divided the fish and meat into two piles again.

"Eiji, Shiraki, you two have the most careful hearts, and the two of you are responsible for dividing the big pile into twenty-two parts."

"Okay." The two older boys, the eldest was the first to call them two, and they felt particularly valued.

"Remember, after you've divided it, I'll let everyone else take it first, except for me, and you two will take the last one."

This is the ultimate fairness law, which is a common practice in the system, which minimizes the complaints about the distribution of benefits, and most importantly, ensures that no one feels that the leader has made a mistake.

However, in what Tetsumaru saw and heard in his previous life, he used it more often, that is, the leader took the first share, and the one who was responsible for the distribution took the second share, and then caused countless troubles.

I understood: ⊙0⊙, the boss is so powerful.

I didn't understand: ◐▽◑, what is the boss talking about, it feels so powerful.

Noisy and noisy, and then collected in order, the oil girl Iron Pill finally took a portion of the fish that was obviously relatively small and scattered.

Several boys were embarrassed and wanted to exchange with him, but they were rejected.

"Regardless of whether the score is really averaged or not, do you have any opinions on this deuce now?"

The boys thought about it and found that although they were not satisfied with their share of meat, no one felt that it was unfair.

Next, the oil girl iron pill divided the meat again according to the merit, went into the water to poke a portion of the fish, took out a share of a thousand strings and other tools, and dragged and divided the fish and a small portion of the boiling water.

This time, the oil girl iron pill was directly distributed as the leader, and no one had any opinions.

In the end, the oil girl Tetsumaru gave the bones that no one wanted to the children of the Inuzuka family, and took the head and tail of the fish herself, as well as the fish scales that no one wanted.

Everything was divided, and it was almost dark, and the oil girl Iron Pill announced its disbandment, and the boys went home full of fish and meat.

……

When the oil girl iron pill came home, she split the huge fish head and cleaned it carefully, and there was still tofu at home, so she made fish head tofu soup.

The head of the fish is so big that only half of the pot at home can be put down, and the other half is hung on the stove to smoke.

Heat the oil, fry the fish head until browned, then add water and firewood to simmer quickly, and soon stew out the fragrance.

The oil girl iron pill smelled the smell and sprinkled all kinds of spices, a little regretful that there was no chili pepper at home, otherwise the fish head with chopped pepper would be the most flavorful, and the fish head would be blind to such a big one.

When the fish soup rolls white and the yellow fish oil is boiled, the iron ball cuts the washed tofu into pieces, reduces the heat and boils slowly, and soaks the rice by the way.

In this way, when the mother comes home, he can cook directly, and the waiting time is just right to observe his precious ants.

This is the sugar ant he picked up around the clan land, and he doesn't know which of his predecessors got a rare breed from the country of grass.

The biggest characteristic of sugar ants living in the land of grass is that they can produce sugar, but unfortunately they do not produce sugar after the introduction of the land of fire, so they are abandoned like garbage.

The area around the oil girl's settlement is full of all kinds of insects that are similar to those that have been released, and as a group of insect envoys, the tribe collects and ponders all kinds of insects, tens of thousands.

I just don't know if any creature invasions have been caused, but the ninjas don't care about that.

The oil girl iron pill has eaten ant candy, which is sold by merchants from the country of grass, and the sugar ant is a kind of big-bellied ant, which is eaten raw.

If you bite the ant's stomach lightly with your teeth, the sugar liquid will flow out, which is very viscous, much sweeter than halva, slightly worse than honey, and has no honey fragrance.

At that time, the oil girl Tetsumaru wondered where this ant candy came from?

The source of sugar must be plants, which can only be produced by plants, such as sugar beets, sweet grass roots, nectar or sugar cane.

Desserts like honey are the product of bees collecting nectar and pollen and stirring and fermenting, and all the sugars in it are converted by the nectar and pollen of the plant.

In the previous life, industrial sugar production started from sucrose, and the sign of maturity was corn starch cracking sugar production, both of which started from plants.

So where do the big-bellied ants collect their sugar?

The purpose of the oil girl iron pill pondering the sugar ant is very simple, to make money.

There is no way, after waking up, after a year of observation, the oil girl Tetsumaru has determined that the essence of the high-ranking ninja profession in Konoha Village is mercenary. Moreover, the organizational form of the ninja village has a strong feudal character, and even most of the upper ninja's social status is not high, one of the decisive manifestations is that the ninja sells his life, but he has to bring his own equipment and bear his own risk.

All the costs in the task have to be borne by yourself first, and if you succeed, it's okay to get the task bonus, but if you fail, you don't have a hair, and you don't even have a bereavement if you are injured.

It's not uncommon for ninjas to carry out missions and complete them, only to lose money in the end.

Even if a ninja dies on a mission, it has nothing to do with the employer, the village will give a small pension, but that amount is not even a fraction of the reward for splitting the mission.

Even if they were drafted to the front lines during the war, the village was provided with only food for free, and the rest of the supplies had to be bought at their own expense.

Ninjas perform any battle, patrol, and garrison missions are all in accordance with the ninja mission mode, which is counted as a mission record, otherwise how do you think the four generations who died in battle at the age of 24 have almost 900 mission records?

Not only does it count the mission records, but it also gives money on the spot, and then the ninja himself uses the money to go to the logistics to buy consumables such as medicines and weapons.

When the oil girl Tetsumaru learned about this pattern from the family ninja, it was called a confused, subverting cognition. I really don't know which genius designed it, and the war has been taken care of.

In fact, it was the oil girl Tetsumaru himself who didn't know it, and he lived in an era when the country's power was unprecedentedly strong, and he was able to comprehensively cover military expenditures in exchange for stronger discipline and stronger combat effectiveness.

Push forward 200 years, and the armies of modern countries on the earth have played this mercenary model. Blue Star's mercenaries are also much stronger than ninjas, and employers have to give a deposit in advance, and they can get compensation for equipment damage in battle, as well as compensation for death, injury and disability.

Although mercenaries are often paid off by their employers, especially if they are forced to fight for wages when their defeated employers go bankrupt, everyone acknowledges the rule that compensation should be paid for mission failures.

Under such an extremely oppressive system, the Konoha high-level is very comfortable, and they can divide the benefits from the task bonuses of all ninjas without risking their missions.

It's very difficult for the bottom ninja.,Only the famous upper ninja can get enough money through the task.,The middle ninja and the lower ninja can easily lead to bankruptcy once they are seriously injured.,In case of death, the whole family will fall into a survival dilemma.。

Oil Girl Tetsumaru is destined to become a ninja, and there is still a lot of money to spend in the future, so she must plan ahead.

What? Don't be a ninja?

Your surname is an oil girl, so if you don't want to be a ninja, you want to be a peach.

What's more, even in Konoha Village, the lives of civilians are even more insecure, and the future Orochimaru is crazy about human experiments, how many Konoha civilians are used as test subjects, and who cares about it in Konoha Village, at most, it just makes Hokage-sama angry.

It wasn't until the ninja was put into the jar that Miyome drove him away.

If you don't become a ninja, your identity as a child of the oil girl family is negative equity, and some big people will open their welcoming hands to him and send him to the laboratory and the dissecting table.