Chapter V: Invalidity of Objections
Lu Huang motioned to put the chopsticks on the large fish plate in the middle.
Then Lu Huang looked at a pair of very puzzled eyes and said: "Actually, there is no big move, that is, from today onwards, I announce that for the health of everyone, I will start using chopsticks." ”
"Chopsticks?" The second uncle began to speak and asked, "What is called chopsticks?" ”
Lu Huang replied: "The chopsticks are used by everyone, and these three pairs of chopsticks are used when carrying vegetables, and you can't use the chopsticks in your own bowl to carry vegetables, so as not to cross-infect each other." ”
When everyone heard Lu Huang say this, they all looked at each other.
Regarding Lu Huang's words, everyone seemed to understand it.
Lu Huang estimated that the word "infection" was too profound for the ancients.
He scratched his head and decided to use more plain words to say the same thing.
So he cleared his throat and said, "I mean, there may be some virus in our saliva, so if we don't use chopsticks, maybe the poison in our saliva will be passed on to each other." Well, that's what I said earlier. ”
Then the people understood.
The first to speak was the second uncle, who said disapprerovingly: "I understand what it means, but I don't think it makes any sense." I think it's a complete redundancy. ”
The second lady heard her brother speak like this, and she seemed to recover from her initial state of shock.
I only heard her laugh and said: "That's it, I think this big man's proposal is really useless, what kind of chopsticks, I see that there is a male and a female, male chopsticks and female chopsticks, this chopsticks are also divided into male and female, it is really strange!" ”
Lu Huang looked at her and didn't say a word.
So the second lady became more and more proud.
She half stood up, first twisted her slender waist, took the chopsticks in her hand and smiled at everyone: "Then my chopsticks, according to Da Lang, should be the female chopsticks, then it can be paired with male chopsticks!" Hahaha! ”
Lu Huang finally glanced at the very proud second lady again, and he spoke: "Erniang, what do you say in front of the children to pair up, I don't think it's appropriate!" ”
The second lady was stunned.
Shuangxiu saw that Gongzi was laughed at by the second lady, she was busy finding a step for her son-in-law to go down, so she helped Lu Huang explain: "Gongzi is all for everyone's good, if everyone really thinks it's ......"
Lu Huang tilted his head slightly and glared at Shuangxiu, who was blocked by Lu Huang's fierce gaze, and she couldn't say what she said below.
But she really doesn't understand, what is Childe going to do, she took the initiative to take the steps, but Childe still hasn't stepped down!
After glaring at Shuangxiu, Lu Huang's gaze swept across the audience, and he tried his best to say in a very peaceful tone: "As for me, advocating the use of chopsticks, it's not a whim." I'm really here for everyone's good, not for the sake of pretending to be weird. Thank you for your understanding. ”
As a manager, if you want your subordinates to implement their intentions well, then a patient explanation is inevitable in Lu Huang's opinion.
The crowd will not have any opinions after listening to the children, and the children usually follow the trend and imitate the adults.
But the second uncle spoke: "Da Lang, I watched you grow up, when you were so young, when you wore open crotch pants, I still held you ......"
Lu Huang unceremoniously interrupted the second uncle's words: "Second uncle, please get to the point." ”
The second uncle was stunned, and his words were so ruthlessly interrupted by the junior, and his face was a little embarrassed.
Second Uncle Lu Li's jaw twitched, and he coughed dryly twice to hide the embarrassed expression on his face.
Lu Li said: "As for me, I agree with Brother Li Gui's words, what do you use, well, chopsticks, it's too troublesome!" ”
Lu Li did not say that he agreed with the words of the second lady Li Xianxian, because he still felt that Lu Huang's words before were right, Li Xianxian's words were about male and female, and what were in pairs, it was really bad to say this in front of children.
- Even if she didn't give birth to a boy and a girl for her lord.
In short, it is inappropriate.
Lu Huang's eyes swept the audience again, people generally can't speak at this time, and they lack that qualification.
During the banquet, the adults all opposed themselves, and the boys naturally did not have the right to vote.
Lu Huang shook his head, flicked his fingers, and said, "Second uncle, you made a mistake." ”
Lu Li didn't understand Lu Huang's words, he subconsciously repeated, "What did I get wrong?" ”
Lu Huang said: "It's wrong-"
When he said this, he deliberately paused for a moment, his eyes were withdrawn from Lu Li's face, and now he was not only looking at Lu Li, but also at Li Xianxian and Li Gui.
After Lu Huang attracted everyone's attention, he continued: "I mean using chopsticks, not to ask for any of your opinions, I'm just informing you. ”
Lu Huang's tone was very affirmative.
Whether it was Lu Li or Li Xianxian and Li Gui, the two sisters and brothers, after listening to Lu Huang's words, they didn't react for a while, and several people looked at each other.
Lu Huang had the time and patience to wait for them to react, and he said to Shuangxiu, who was also spontaneously stunned: "Xiu'er, you can put the three pairs of chopsticks in three directions, so that most people on the table can easily access them." ”
Shuangxiu said "um", and she hesitated a little to fiddle with the chopsticks.
But her little heart is still beating the drum, wondering: What's wrong with our son-in-law, why did he suddenly become so tough, it's not the old appearance of the son-in-law I have always seen!
Li Gui seemed to be the first to react, but when he was eating at Lu's house, he was not tough, he glanced at his sister with his eyes, which meant that his sister became tough, but he couldn't let a junior and pee on his head.