Chapter Eighty-Six: The Tool Man
Qing Shiyi didn't look at Lu Huang originally, but now that Lu Huang looked at him, she obviously felt it, so she also went to see Lu Huang.
The two only made eye contact, not a word of contact, but it should be enough for both of them.
Smart people are always easy to read in the eyes.
Two smart people can always read each other's eyes.
Coincidentally, now Qing Shiyi and Lu Huang are two smart people.
On Lu Huang's side, he already understood in this eye that Qing Shiyi knew what was in the package.
Although he lost the joy of his exclusivity, Lu Huang felt that being able to share it with others was another kind of joy.
Although the form of joy may not be the same, joy is a kind of joyful gymnastics of the mind.
Lu Huang likes this happy gymnastics of the mind.
But the mystery will soon be revealed, because Wu Ying is now unwrapping the baggage.
The baggage was opened, and everyone saw that there was something in the baggage, and the short man in the back stretched his neck, which could also be seen through the crowd.
These things were brought back from the Lonely Mountain.
It is impossible not to bring back such favorable evidence from the scene.
Not surprisingly, the package was indeed those things.
There were tiger skins, a pair of lanterns, and some snake corpses, the corpses of black soft snakes.
Wu Ying showed the contents of the package, and the people of Liang Village also saw these things clearly, but they didn't know what these things meant.
Zhang Jiang waved to Zhang Sanli for three days, and the two immediately came over.
Zhang Jiang pointed his finger at Li Santian and said, "It's mainly up to you." ”
Li Sansan's face flushed, and he quickly nodded in agreement.
So Li Sansan's busy work, Zhang San was not idle, so he helped Li Sansan's tiger skin on the side, embed a pair of green lanterns, and lit a lamp, which was a pair of small green lanterns.
In this dress-up, some of the villagers who have quick enough brains already know that they are not far from ten.
The others still hadn't figured out what was going on.
But it doesn't matter, as long as you dance, you'll understand everything.
Zhang Jiang said to Li Sansan, who was already completely dressed up: "Now you have to move, completely restore how you scared people!" ”
Listening to Zhang Jiang's instructions, Li Santian had already put on the head of the tiger and nodded it again and again.
Then Zhang Jiang waved his hand, and Li Tiantian danced.
The fake tiger was scurrying around on the ground, and from time to time it made a simulated tiger call, but Li Santian was not a ventriloquist, so his simulated tiger voice was really very clumsy.
Lu Huang looked at it for a while, and felt that he was a little unbearable.
Why?
Because it's really too clumsy.
Lu Huang raised his head to look at the sky, there were dark clouds floating in the sky, such a sunny weather, there were actually dark clouds, but the dark clouds were moving slowly, and the inappropriate dark clouds were about to dissipate.
Lu Huang thought in his heart, the loss of the child is like a dark cloud pressing on the heads of the entire Liang Village, but this man-made dark cloud will not dissipate on its own, and he has to shoulder this responsibility himself!
Towards the dark clouds that have now moved in the sky, he sighed a little, and now Lu Huang's attention is still withdrawn with his gaze, and he is betting on Li Sansan's fake tiger, looking at the very clumsy movements, like a clown, and then thinking of the so-called "tiger" sound made by Li Sansan, Lu Huang let out a heavy sigh.
- In short, Li Santian is a tool man, a very simple tool man.
Lu Huang felt that he didn't have to look back at Qing Shiyi's expression anymore.
Among the emojis he can imagine, it must be the "bag" that matches Qing Shiyi's expression.
But Lu Huang was very emotional when he watched all this, but he was definitely not the only one who felt emotional.
For example, now that Zhang Jiangqi squinted his eyes and looked at the fake tiger Li Santian who was jumping around on the ground, he felt as if he had knocked over the five-flavor jar, and he had mixed tastes.
Now it looks like a tiger at all, just like that, in addition to scaring three-year-old dolls, dolls over three years old will most likely not be intimidated by Li Sansan's outfit.
Besides, there is also the cry of the tiger, which is very poorly imitated, Zhang Jiang feels that he can imitate it, and it is better.
But just this outfit, it actually worked on the scene of the lonely mountain, which in turn illustrates a problem, that is, how clumsy he is!
Zhang Jiang suddenly felt that his face was a little red, and at the same time, he felt that his neck was also a little thicker.
Peeking at Wu Ying again, Wu Ying's expression was also very strange, Zhang Jiang understood that Wu Ying must have felt that he was intimidated by this outfit in Gushan at the beginning, and he was really too faceless.
Seeing that Li Santian was almost dancing, Zhang Jiang also wanted to alleviate his guilt, so he instructed Zhang San: "What have you done, you can demonstrate it!" ”
Zhang San's face was as red as a monkey's ass, and he came to the front, bending down to grab something from the package.
Lu Huang watched Li Sansan's very clumsy performance, and he could still imagine how Zhang Jiang asked Li Santian to reenact the scene at that time.
But seeing that Zhang San is also out of the ranks, how can Zhang San re-enact the scene at that time in front of the villagers? Lu Huang felt that this was a problem.
So he is now looking at Zhang San with interest.
Zhang San had already grabbed some snakes out of the package, and the snake that had been broken into two was held in his hand, he looked at it with trepidation, and seemed to be thinking very seriously about how to perform to bring the scene to life.
Zhang Jiang shouted on the side: "What you did then, what are you doing now!" ”
When Zhang San heard Zhang Jiang drink so loudly, his whole body trembled, and then after thinking about it, he threw it at Li Santian.
The broken snakes landed on the tiger's skin and fell to the ground one after another.
Lu Huang couldn't help but sigh again.
It's just because he thinks that Zhang San's performance, compared with Li Sansan, doesn't even have the qualifications to be called "clumsy".
Purely in terms of performance, there is no bottom line!
Fortunately, Zhang Sanyi threw things away, and the performance time without a lower limit was very short.
Zhang Jiang now let Li Sansan's feet stand up again, and then went over and knocked out the tiger's head, revealing Li Sansan's head at the same time.
Zhang Jiang knocked off the tiger's head, and he felt it very much.
It's just because now it's a bad breath, and I was scared a lot of bad breath at the beginning.
Zhang Jiang asked Zhang San and Li Santian to stand side by side, Zhang Jiang pointed to these two people and said to the villagers of Liang Village: "The so-called Divine Tiger Eater is the mystery made by these two people, one of them pretends to be a tiger to scare people, and the other lets snakes bite people, and cooperates with each other. ”
Speaking of this, Zhang Jiang paused for a moment before he continued: "Speaking of which, their tiger is very badly dressed, and it can actually be scary, which shows that the frightened person is too timid!" ”
Now Zhang Jiang said very vigorously, his eyes swept over, and several people who had been frightened by the fake tiger lowered their heads in shame.
Zhang Jiang's head was held high, and in addition to him, Wu Ying also raised his head high.
Lu Huang laughed in his heart, these two goods are pretending to be quite powerful.
Of course, after all, it's a group, and you can't expose other people's shortcomings.
Be a man and leave a line, and see each other in the future!
Lu Huang finally couldn't help but glance at Qing Shiyi again, Qing Shiyi didn't look back this time, his eyes looked at Zhang Jiang and Wu Ying, and there was also a mocking expression on his face.
Lu Huang knew that Qing Shiyi should have the same mind as himself.
Now hearing Zhang Jiang say this, the villagers suddenly fried the pot and started talking again.
This is what Zhang Jiang needs, so he didn't stop everyone from talking, and when he felt that the heat was almost over, Zhang Jiang said again: "Well, that's the case, all of this is artificial, and you will be fooled, because you are too superstitious, too much believe in those things that are not there, and the things that are chattered by gods and gods are used by others." ”
In the end, Zhang Jiang concluded: "So, the whole thing we can conclude that people stole the lost child, and then they wanted to use the Shenhu to cover it up." ”
After Zhang Jiang finished speaking, the villagers began to talk again, and the mother who had lost her child rushed forward, kowtowed to Zhang Jiang, and begged to help find it.
I used to think that I was eaten by the Divine Tiger, which was a helpless thing for the children's mothers, but now I heard that it was a human harm, and there was hope in my heart.
Looking at all this in front of him, the corners of Lu Huang's eyes were a little moist, seeing the sad and uncontrollable appearance of the mother who lost her children, Lu Huang felt that his heart was very heavy, and he felt that it was not so important to break feudal superstitions......
And at the end of this convening meeting, it was a punishment for Zhang Sanli and Li for three days, and in the face of such excitement, of course there must be a punishment.
There was no tattoo or anything, Lu Huang felt that it was too much.
asked Li Lichang to bring a big stick and scolded the two of them thirty times each.
The executioners were Zhang Jiang and Wu Ying.
Of course, the silver ingots they had received were eventually confiscated.
- Although he said that he would not accept it before, Lu Huang later felt that it was a good thing for the two of them, so he confiscated it.
Lu Huang already felt that this result was very good, he didn't want Zhang Sanli to be completely rejected by the people of Liangcun because of a mistake in three days, that was not his original intention.
……
returned to the Lujia Orchard, and at the dinner for four people, a summary meeting was almost finished.
Lu Huang concluded that this trip has basically achieved its goal, and there are some clues about the mysterious person, so it will take time to find it, and of course, you must hurry up, and you must not relax.
And the person who appeared on the roof of the house did not appear again at night, and it is not clear whether that person was the one who gave Zhang Sanli three days of money, but it was obvious that it should not make much sense to stay in Liang Village, so Lu Huang decided to go home the next day - he had to report this trip to Chen County.