Chapter 19: Falling into a Cesspool
Listening to Xueju's main room, Bai Luomei hugged Su Ruoli, who was crying and sobbing, coaxed and persuaded her, and comforted her.
Her mouth was about to run dry, and Su Ruoli barely stopped her tears.
At this moment, her nose was red, her eyes were red, and she was as pitiful and helpless as a frightened rabbit.
Seeing her like this, Bai Luomei felt uncomfortable.
Ever since they entered the mansion, they have been living a life of fear.
Worried about sleeping, worried about being plotted, worried about being rewarded one day......
When is this kind of life a head!
Bai Luomei's face was gloomy, and she thought for a long time before she opened her mouth to Su Ruoli.
"Ruoli, don't panic first," she squeezed her best friend's cold little hand, "Isn't there still a few days to serve...... What's that, let me think about it, I'll think of a foolproof solution for you! ”
For Bai Luomei, Su Ruoli has always been 100% convinced, and with her assurance, Su Ruoli is a little relieved.
Bai Luomei whispered a few words of persuasion, and she turned back to her yard step by step.
After the people left, Bai Luomei sat alone at the table and pondered.
The first one to jump into the brain is naturally to pretend to be sick.
But then, she directly rejected this one.
You can avoid pretending to be sick once, but next time, you can't suddenly fall ill every time you have to sleep, right?
This trick is enough for even Fu Jin to fool the past, let alone the fourth master who looks like a person!
Otherwise, the soldiers are in danger, and on the day of the bedtime, they deliberately provoke the fourth master with their hands and feet?
No, what if the fourth master looks like a serious person, but behind him is a pervert who likes heavy tastes?
Then isn't her best friend just a meat bun beating a dog, and there is no return?!
What other good way to avoid it once and for all?
Bai Luomei thought about it for a long time, but she didn't come up with a perfect way to come up with a perfect way when her head was big.
She only felt that her head was swollen and painful, so she simply got up and went to the small flower garden she had opened up to relax.
Seeing those green seedlings that were growing happily, her tense mood relaxed a little.
She scooped a ladle of water and was about to water the flowers, when suddenly her eyes were fixed on something and she didn't move.
That's right, there's this trick coming, why didn't she think of it before?
Then, her face changed from cloudy to sunny.
This is definitely a super move, that is, after using it, the sequelae are a bit big!
Moreover, she is not sure if her best friend can have the courage to do this!
The next day, she called Xiuyun early to invite Su Ruoli over.
Su Ruoli was carrying the iconic food box in her hand, and she couldn't wait to open her mouth as soon as she crossed the threshold with one foot.
"Okay, did you come up with a way?"
Seeing her impatient appearance, Bai Luomei couldn't cry or laugh.
Her best friend is a slow child on weekdays, she is not in a hurry to talk and do things, gentle and gentle.
These four masters are really scary, what do you want to do with the child?
Seeing the smile on her face, Su Ruoli also breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that she had an idea.
She hurriedly opened the food box, took out a plate of yellow and clear fried chicken, and put it in front of Bai Luomei.
"Come, this is an offering, specially paid tribute to our fallen bodhisattvas who are suffering and rescued!"
Hearing this, Bai Luomei smiled "poof", grabbed a chicken leg and gnawed on it, and whispered to Su Ruoli.
After she finished speaking, she thought that Su Ruoli would hesitate, but she knew that her eyes lit up and slapped the table, "That's it!" ”
Bai Luomei was a little unexpected, but said with some hesitation, "This ...... Are you sure you're really suffering? ”
Su Ruoli waved her hand arrogantly, "As long as you don't let me sleep, don't talk about this, no matter how difficult it is, I will do it correctly!" ”
Saying that, she also posed, with a tragic face of "heroic righteousness".
The matter was settled like this, Bai Luomei shook her head helplessly, put aside her thoughts, and concentrated on gnawing on the chicken legs.
On the second day, the scorching sun was in the sky, and the women in the backyard were afraid of tanning their skin, so they hid in the yard and refused to come out.
Bai Luomei and Su Ruoli, but they did the opposite, and when the sun was at its highest, they walked around the garden.
Suddenly, a sharp exclamation woke up the other sleepy servants in the garden.
"Come on, Su Gege has fallen into the dung heap!"
At this moment, those who were lazy and dozing off suddenly perked up and rushed over.
"Help, help!"
Su Ruoli stood in the waist-deep dung pit, crying and crying for help.
When she fell, her upper body was splashed with a lot of feces, and even her face was stained with a lot.
At this time, the weather was hot again, and as soon as she moved, the suffocating stench floated over in bursts!
Those people who gathered around to watch the excitement suddenly "hulala" retreated a few steps!
"Bai Gege, look at this, why did this Su Gege fall into here......"
The subordinate who guarded the garden was afraid that he would be responsible, so he asked with a sad face.
Bai Luomei looked anxious, wiping the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief, "I don't know wow, eighty percent of them tripped over stones, just, just ......"
The people who looked at the garden couldn't ask anything, and they only secretly called it unlucky.
These two masters are really, go to the garden, go to the garden, why did they come here!
It turns out that if you want flowers to grow well, fertilizer is naturally indispensable, so the gardeners simply made a pit here to apply fertilizer nearby.
The smell of this dung pit is very strong, and people walk around it on weekdays, not to mention the masters.
So, how did this one fall in, he really couldn't figure it out!
At this time, Su Ruoli was still soaking in it, and no one was willing to go down to save people.
In the end, it was a gardener who came up with a solution.
He found a bamboo pole, tied a rope to one end, tied it into a circle, and let Su Ruoli put it on his body.
In this way, people were slowly pulled up.
"Gege, Gege, you better hurry up, vomit...... Let's wash ......"
As soon as a subordinate approached, he was smoked and almost didn't spit it out!
So, Su Ruoli was covered in dung and water, crying and crying all the way back to her yard.
This matter is also a strange thing in the house, and it doesn't take much effort for everyone in the mansion to know about it.
In the end, even Gonggong Li heard about it, and when the fourth master rested at night, he told him a joke.
The fourth master is a little clean, and when he heard Gonggong Li say this, he immediately frowned tightly.
The more he thought about it, the more nauseous he became, and that night, he didn't sleep well!
As for Su Ruoli, after going back, she washed it five times in a row, but the smell on her body still couldn't get rid of it.
But smelling the faint stench, she had a good night's sleep for the first time in a few days!
A few days later, the fourth master had breakfast in the Fujin Courtyard.
"Master, it's time to go to bed tonight, you look at Su Gege......"
Before Fu Jin finished speaking, the fourth master put down his chopsticks with a "snap"!