Chapter 9 Fireworks in the World

When the two of them returned home, it was already late, although the hour was still early, but the winter was early.

Jiang Ban's frozen teeth trembled, and the fat tiger shrank up, and his snot froze. Jiang Dazhui was stunned when he saw the embarrassed appearance of the two.

didn't ask anything, immediately prepared hot water, let the two of them undress, and then stuffed the two of them into the tank to take a hot bath.

The blue faces of the two finally began to flush a little.

"Tell me, what are you two doing, freezing like this?" Jiang Dazhui said angrily. The riverside said hesitantly, "We went fishing and fell into the water." Jiang Dazhui angrily poked his fingers at the foreheads of the two of them, and shouted, "Why don't you two little rabbit cubs freeze to death, don't go to the hall and run out to play, do you know how much money it costs to go to school, many people can't go if they want to." It's better for you two to skip school directly. ”

"Dad, Dad, Dad, we didn't, the master gave us an early dismissal in the afternoon, and then we went fishing." Said to ask the riverside to retract his head into the steaming water.

"Uncle, can you not tell my father?" Fat Tiger asked weakly.

"It's late, and now I know I'm afraid! Why did you go earlier, I told you that your father was coming. The fat tiger's round face turned pale instantly.

Before the aftermath fell, I heard Liu Yishou's voice coming from the door, "Brother Jiang, where is the little rabbit cub, see if I don't smoke him to death." ”

Liu rushed in with an angry face and a bamboo stick in his hand. "Daddy, Daddy, I was wrong Daddy." He begged for mercy again and again, his voice full of fear.

Liu lifted the fat tiger out of the tank with one hand, and pulled it down according to the fat tiger's round buttocks.

"Ahh Holding his hands on the place where his buttocks were pumped, he jumped and jumped, which was really sad for the watchers and tears for the listeners. The fat tiger has red bamboo stripes on his buttocks and thighs.

In the end, it was his son, and Liu was reluctant to really fight to the death. Turned around and handed over to Jiang Dazhui: "I'm troublesome Brother Jiang today, Brother Liu will invite you to drink another day." ”

"You're polite, that's what the villagers should be. Drink the wine casually, at any time. ”

"Then I'll take this stinky boy back first, and you can see if there's anything going on on the riverside."

"Okay Brother Liu, go slowly, go home and see if the fat tiger is injured, I didn't check carefully."

Seeing Liu Yishou go out, Jiang Dazhui looked back at the river bank in the tank: "Tut-tut, look at other people's fat tigers, how miserable, I am already very, very kind." "That's right, my dad is the best." Jiang Ban's face was not red, and his heart was not beating, and he praised it.

"Cough, don't give me a sloppy eye, next time, I not only want to invite you to eat fried yellow eel, I also have to break your legs, hurry up and get dressed, don't get infected with the cold."

In the evening, I took a comfortable hot bath by the riverside, and then lay comfortably in my own kennel, and fell asleep after a while. I don't know how long it took, Jiang Pan felt hot all over, but he couldn't open his eyes, only that someone was touching his forehead.

That night, Jiangban had a long dream, in which he ate big white steamed buns every day and lean pork. I just wanted to add mutton on the table, and suddenly found myself in the inn, looking down at the long sword in my hand, oh? It turns out that I am a hero. In this way, there are all kinds of strange things in the dreams of the riverside, one will be a scholar, one will be a big official, one will be a chivalrous, and another will be a beggar.

Jiangban kept running in his dream, but he couldn't run to the end of the road, and suddenly a big stone fell from the sky, which scared Jiangban awake. When he opened his eyes, he saw Jiang Dazhu's face covered with stubble, and his face was anxious. Jiangban looked out the window, the sky was already bright, but there were still snowflakes. Looking around, I found that the surroundings were still exactly the same as the original kennel of Ziji.

"Son, how are you feeling, are you feeling better?" Jiang Dazhui sat on the edge of the bed by the river and asked with concern.

"If you don't dream of making me a better one, why are you still here." Jiang Pan said, deaf to Jiang Dazhu's words.

Jiang Dazhui looked back strangely and looked at the things he was packing, ready to leave to beat the doctor. The doctor stopped what he was doing. Puzzled: "It shouldn't be like this, I've never heard of people infected with wind and cold have this kind of symptoms." Then he pushed away Jiang Da Hammer, opened Jiang Ban's eyes with his hand, and looked at his pupils carefully. Jiang Pan watched an old man approach, his hand was still stretched out to his eyes, and he was suddenly in a hurry, and his right hand with a clenched fist was a punch towards the doctor's right eye.

The doctor cried out in pain, "Ouch." Then he rubbed back, and Jiang Da Hammer held it in time. Jiang Pan sat up, his face was pale, his lips were chapped, he looked at the right fist raised in front of him and said, "You weird old man, you still want to bully me in your dreams?" ”

Jiang Sledgehammer stepped forward and slapped him, and then looked at Jiang Pan's reaction worriedly, Jiang Pan covered his face, "Why does it hurt so much, I'm not dreaming?" Jiang Dazhui realized that this kid thought he was dreaming, so he immediately picked him up and slapped Jiang Pan on the buttocks.

"You turtle son, I scared your father to death last night, and I slept full of nonsense and had a fever. It's all other people's doctors who treat you, and you're good to beat people, so apologize quickly. Jiang Pan heard that people were stupid, so he quickly got out of bed and knelt down and said, "Grandpa, I'm sorry, I... Think it's a dream? ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, rest more in the past two days, don't catch a cold again." The doctor's temper is very good, and he doesn't care at all. took his medicine box, walked out with a black circle under his eyes, Jiang Da Hammer pointed at the river bank viciously, and then chased out.

"Doctor, it's me who is not good, I didn't teach my son well, my son was naughty and hurt you, I... I.. I'll pay you for the medical bills. "It's fine. The old man has lived for most of his life, and this thing can still be seen, and it is worth exchanging this right eye for the safety of the child. The doctor said with a smile, and then instructed Jiang Dahammer again. took the consultation money sent by Jiang Da Hammer and went out.

"Dad" Jiangban lowered his head, and that expression was only for a child who had done something wrong. "It's okay, I'm not allowed to go to the river in the future, the snow is so heavy, it's cold, it will freeze to death, do you hear?" Jiang Dazhui said sternly. "Okay Dad." Jiang Pan saw that his father was not ready to beat him, so he raised his head and responded happily.

Jiang Pan and Fat Tiger are still going to school side by side, and it is slightly bright and snowing every day. The master hadn't come yet, and the school was as noisy as ever. Every child was dressed round and red-faced.

The energy that children should have is vividly expressed in them, and the mischievous mischievous in children is also fully expressed in them. A student was running around with the Master's ruler, and a student in the back was grabbing the ruler.

There are also some diligent ones, such as a boy in very old clothes, who is reviewing yesterday's master's lesson. Another example is the riverside, watching the flying snow in a daze. Fat Tiger is concentrating on the big pie he brought from home.

"Fat Tiger, haven't you eaten it? How to eat again? Jiang Pan watched Fat Tiger take out the flatbread and leaned over to ask.

"I'm hungry." The fat tiger looks at the riverside. Riverside rolled his eyes.

The two children who were chasing and fighting rushed out of the door, and with a "bang", they bumped into the master who was walking in the corridor, and the books and papers in the master's arms were scattered all over the ground.

"Why are you two chasing so much? This is a sacred place to learn etiquette and know right from wrong, you are here to learn knowledge, not to chase and fight, go back and write the Three Character Sutra ten times, and bring it to me in the afternoon to check, and go back to your seat. The Master said with an angry face. Students keep in mind. The two children saluted in a proper manner, and walked back with their heads crossed.

Then the master crouched down to pick up the books and papers that had fallen on the ground, when suddenly someone next to him reached out and picked them up before him. The master looked up and saw a middle-aged man with a lofty spirit. The middle-aged man handed the book to the master with a smile on his face.

The master looked at the middle-aged man in disbelief.

"Teacher, the students came to visit your old man's home, are you feeling well?" The middle-aged man spoke, and the magnetic voice woke up the master in a daze.

"Si Yan, when did you come, don't inform the old man first." The master grabbed the middle-aged man's hand excitedly.

The master's surname is Yang Mingchenming, and the word Siming. During his prime as an official, he realized the absurdity of officialdom and the lack of reuse, so he resigned from his official position and returned to his hometown to focus on enlightenment. Yang Chenming understands that children's enlightenment is the most important.

The middle-aged man's name is Zhou Siyan, the half-brother of today's son Zhou Dan. As a supporter of Zhou-style world, Zhou Siyan is Zhou Dan's most powerful assistant in addition to the founding four generals. Zhou Siyan doesn't like fame, so he just wholeheartedly maintains the rule of the surname Zhou.

"Si Yan, how long have we not been in touch? Aren't you out on a war? How did you get back? The Master was so excited that his goatee trembled. The master, with white sideburns and a sallow face, looked energetic at this time.

Yang Chenming was a courtier of the former emperor Zhou Zheng, and he was a poor man who overwhelmed many students and was admitted to the Tanhua of that session. Zhou Zheng also saw that he was knowledgeable and upright, so he transferred him to teach many princes and princesses. Zhou Siyan, who was still a child at the time, was under his teaching. Zhou Siyan is also the best school that Yang Chenming has ever taught.

"Teacher, the battle is no longer suitable for me, the emperor asked me to come back to take care of the fiefdom, it just so happened that Jiangcheng was newly divided into my fiefdom, and I happened to know that the teacher was teaching here, so I came, please forgive the teacher for my presumptuous interruption." After speaking, the middle-aged man bowed slightly.

Yang Chenming straightened his clothes, accepted this salute frankly, and then helped Zhou Siyan up. "You come with me, I'll arrange the affairs of the school." Yang Chenming took Zhou Siyan into the school.

The master immediately changed his serious face and walked into the school, and the noisy school saw the master walk in with a serious face, and immediately quieted down and quickly returned to their respective seats.

The master stood on the three-foot podium and coughed, but the master's voice was full of anger, "Let me introduce you, this is the teacher's most proud student, you say hello to the senior brother." "Good master, good senior brother." The school suddenly resounded with the immature voices of the students.

Jiang Pan watched the master come in, and brought someone with him, staring at the middle-aged man curiously. The more I look at the riverside, the more familiar it becomes, but for a while I can't remember where I have seen it. He pushed the fat tiger on the seat next to him with his hand.

"Hey, hey, Fat Tiger Fat Tiger, do you think this senior brother is a little familiar?"

"Ah, is there one?" The fat tiger didn't even look up.

"Yes, look closely." Jiang Pan turned his head after speaking, and saw that the fat tiger was fighting with the flatbread on the table with his head down. Jiang Pan turned his head and couldn't help but get angry, "If you look at you, you will know how to eat." Then he slapped the fat tiger on the head.

"My dad said it was a blessing to be able to eat." Fat Tiger pouted, looked up at the middle-aged man beside the master, and then lowered his head again. Chewing a flatbread in his mouth, his cheeks were round, and he said vaguely, "Isn't it the big book that the inner heaven saved us?" ”

Jiangban suddenly realized, no wonder he felt very familiar. The middle-aged man also responded enthusiastically: "Hello juniors, you must focus and study diligently, so that you can get ahead in the future and repay your parents for their nurturing grace." Then he glanced at the children below and found the fat tiger sitting in the corner of the river, who was already eating a lot. The middle-aged man was surprised at first, and then cast a kind gaze.

"The teacher has something, this self-study, review yesterday's homework, and I'll go back and check." After Yang Chenming finished speaking, he turned around and walked out with the middle-aged man.

As soon as the master walked out, the school became noisy, and the students were still chattering.

From the moment Master Jiang Da Hammer entered Jiangcheng, there were people staring at their father and son. They didn't dare to approach the sledgehammer, but they dared to approach the riverside. On the way back from school, the man in black followed, but Jiangban didn't notice it.

After leaving the hall, the fat tiger followed the riverside all the way to step on the snow and throw snow. Snowflakes fell on the streets and alleys, and the two of them were noisy and noisy, and you chased me and rushed home. Jiang Pan suddenly stopped and proposed: "Fat Tiger, let's compare to see who can run faster." Although Fat Tiger is fatter than many of his peers, his physical strength is also better than that of many of his peers.

He stopped and said, "Say, how do you compare?" ”。 Jiang Pan thought for a moment and shouted, "We'll go home before anyone." "Okay, you're not going to be able to outrun me." Fat Tiger looked at Jiang Pan with disdain and said. Jiang Pan shouted excitedly: "The loser wants to go back to his father and learn to bark three times, do you dare?" ”

The fat tiger didn't dare to come down for a while, and when Jiang Ban saw the appearance of the fat tiger, he crossed his hands and smiled and said: "The fat tiger is a coward, I know that you don't dare, I'm afraid." Fat Tiger blushed and said, "I.. I.. Why don't I dare, whoever is afraid of you will be compared. ”

"Then I'll start and we'll run again." The riverside is ready to run. The fat tiger saw that the posture on the riverside was also the same. Suddenly, the riverside ran out with a smoke, and before the fat tiger could react, he ran out of the riverside for a long distance and shouted: "Run." ”

The fat tiger hurriedly chased after him, shouting as he ran: "Jiangban, you liar." ”。

The fat tiger was not slow at all, and even caught up with the deceitful riverside. "On the riverside, you just wait to go home and the snow dog barks, slightly." Fat Tiger grimaced at the riverside with a smug face. "Don't be complacent, you haven't won yet." Jiang Pan gasped and responded unconvinced. The fat tiger had already surpassed Jiangban at this time, and Jiangban saw that this situation was not right, so he buried his head and rushed hard. There are two clear columns of footprints in the snow, one shallow and one deep, that stretch all the way to the end of the street.

Fat Tiger finally lost, because Jiangban cheated again. Fat Tiger found that Jiang Pan's house was at the mouth of the alley, and his house was behind. Jiang Pan supported his knees with his hands, panted and looked up at the fat tiger and said, "Hmph, I won, remember to go back and learn to be a dog!" Call! Don't try to fool me, I'll follow along. Jiang Pan raised an eyebrow.

The fat tiger looked like life was worse than death, and Jiang Ban laughed when he saw it.

Fat Tiger reluctantly returned home, and watched at the door of Fat Tiger's house on the riverside. "Dad" only heard the voice of the fat tiger ringing in the yard.

"Bunny, are you out of the hall? How did you take off your hat? Why is the weather so cold and full of men, where are you going crazy with the riverside? Wipe your sweat quickly. Liu looked at Fat Tiger suspiciously.

The fat tiger hesitantly walked up to Liu Yishou, lowering his head and not daring to look at Liu Yishou. Liu Yishou saw the fat tiger's hesitant appearance and thought that something had happened to him, or that he had done something wrong in the school and was punished by the master, so he said, "What's the matter, did you make a mistake in the school?" If we make a mistake, we will admit punishment, manly man, what are you afraid of. ”

The fat tiger looked like he was going to die, with a generous and righteous face, and raised his head to Liu Yishou and barked three times: "Wangwang." ”

Liu Yishou was stunned for a while, and then said angrily: "If you don't learn to learn from the good, why don't you learn from the bad, why don't you scold you, I'm a dog, I'm a dog, you're a dog!" Then he grabbed Fat Tiger's shoulder with one hand, pressed him to a chair in the yard, and slapped Fat Tiger's ass and slapped him.

"Slap" With the fall of Liu's slap, the miserable cry of the fat tiger also remembered, and the crisp sound of the slap on the fat tiger's ass came and went, and in the fireworks in this world, the picture of "father and son filial piety" and "warmth" was painted.

"What's wrong?" A woman came out of the room, rubbing her hand on her apron as she spoke. The woman was the mother of the fat tiger, and when she heard her son's cry, she came out to see what was going on. As a result, I saw Liu pressing the fat tiger with one hand and beating him, which he could bear.

"The surname is Liu, I am such a son, I won't live if you kill him, what did he do to deserve you to beat him like this, ah." The fat tiger is the meat of the woman's heart, and seeing Liu Yishou beating the fat tiger like this, she has long been distressed. Faced with his mother-in-law's stern questioning, Liu stopped in an instant.

"He... He.. Rabbit cubs learn to bark as dogs, isn't this scolding us for being dogs and scolding ourselves for being raised by dogs? I'm just.. Just teach a lesson, just a lesson. Liu stammered a little when he spoke, and said flatteringly.

"What's wrong with learning to bark a dog, you didn't learn much when you were a child? I still beat my son so hard in this winter, I will slap you twice if you come and see if it hurts. The woman shouted menacingly.

"No need lady." Liu Yishou hurriedly waved his hand, then turned back to the fat tiger and said, "We don't hurt either, right, son, Dad didn't have a heavy hand." Then he gently touched the fat tiger's buttocks.

Fat Tiger said with tears in his eyes: "Mother, it hurts." ”

The woman immediately became anxious, and grabbed Liu Yishou's ear: "When I see you, I get angry, and I know how to beat my son." After speaking, he twisted Liu Yi's ear vigorously.

"It hurts, it hurts, girl, tap it, your ears are going to fall off." Liu's hand rose and fell with the woman's hand twisting his ear, tilting his head left and right.

"Do you know it hurts? Why didn't you know that your son hurt when you just hit me? See if I don't screw your ears off. The woman said angrily.

Jiang Pan was hiding at the door and watching the excitement, and suddenly Jiang Dazhu's voice came from behind him: "Look good, son." ”

Then he continued to look at the big drama inside, touched his chin and said to himself: "This is probably brine and tofu, one thing to one thing?" ”

Jiang Pan looked up at Jiang Da Hammer, and then at Liu Yishou, who was begging for mercy inside. The snow was falling heavily, a wind was blowing, and his head was blown cold, Jiang Ban hurriedly took out his hat from the cloth bag, and then patted the snow that fell on his head during the excitement, and buckled his brain to the skull.

The snow was falling and the smoke was curling. The noise in the courtyard and the hawkers outside the street constituted the most real day for the people of Jiangcheng.