Chapter 29: Yingyu's sycophants, straight to the sky
"Yingyu has a play!"
A clear sound echoed in the main hall, even with a hint of nature's freshness.
Everyone was suddenly shocked, and they all looked at Yingyu.
The air is lofty, and the spirit is relaxed.
After cutting the hair and washing the marrow, it is like being reborn, there is a feeling of natural raising, fresh and dusty, and there is a handsome and uninhibited taste.
Last night, after all, there were several court giants who took the lead in enjoying this strange thing in the world.
Ying Yu was "raided", in addition to strong wine and alcohol, there are quite a lot of epoch-making things, which are not at all like the products of this era, but they are like a stroke of genius, which amazes everyone.
Everyone has more respect for Ying Yu.
Even Ying Zheng on the high platform bowed slightly.
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"Your Majesty. Before Ying Yu expounds his point, let's talk about a phenomenon.
Yesterday, two wounded soldiers in General Mengda's mansion fought privately, because it was a rainy day, or it was not good.
In the current rainy season, the spring rain is pouring down non-stop.
On the way to this Zhangtai Palace, I saw the peasants full of joy, saying that the good rain knows the season, the spring rain is as expensive as oil, and it will be a bumper harvest year.
I also heard that the people who were marching and hurrying away gritted their teeth and cursed the thief who could not open his eyes, which affected their itinerary and would face punishment.
On the same rainy day, there are two sounds.
Is this spring rain good or bad? ”
The hall fell silent.
After a breath, Zhou Qingchen shouted, "Cai!" ”
"Color!"
Then, everyone shouted.
Oh, yes!
What is absolutely right or wrong, good or bad?
On the high platform, Ying Zheng looked at Ying Yu in surprise and said with interest: "Go on." ”
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"Sunny days, rainy days, moonsets, sunrises, alternate travel,
Do you prefer sunny days or rainy days? Or like the sun, or the moon? ”
The hall was silent, but the alternative opening remarks deeply aroused everyone's interest and thinking, but their eyes involuntarily focused on Yingyu who was pacing slowly.
Oh, yes!
There are two sides to everything, there is no absolute good and bad!
However, the two powers are mutually beneficial.
Spring rain means spring planting, it means a bumper harvest, it means the life and death of the people in the world, and from the overall situation, it is definitely a good thing.
"The so-called gold is not enough, and no one is perfect.
Before talking about the division of feudal and counties, let me first talk about the merits and demerits of His Majesty, can I? ”
"Accurate!"
Ying Zheng's eyes began to burn.
I'm not afraid to say wrong, I'm not afraid to make mistakes, I hate three sticks the most, and I can't beat a stuffy fart.
If Yingzheng was afraid of being scolded by the world, he would have cut himself a long time ago.
Even, even the scolding is correct, scolding to the itch, not only is not to blame, but even impressive.
"I'll just say yes first!
Pat Your Majesty's ass first? Lest you judge the mistakes later, Your Majesty will behead Yingyu in anger! ”
"Hahaha."
The unique opening remarks of the spring rain have mobilized everyone's emotions, and seeing Yingyu's shy and reserved appearance, everyone laughed.
saw Yingyu take a few steps forward, and her momentum changed.
Like a god possessed by a god, there is a sense of opening up the world and moving forward without a sharp edge.
"Your Majesty, he is the first emperor of the ages, comparable to Pangu, and he opened the world.
Yu Lie of Fen VI, Zhen Chang Zhi and Yu Yu, swallowed two weeks and died the princes.
Perform the supreme and control Liuhe, insist on beating and whipping the world, and vibrate the four seas. ”
The opening scene is a rolling sound, swallowing mountains and rivers, which instantly ignites the blood and passion of the hall!
"Color!"
The applause was thunderous and deafening.
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"Take the land of Baiyue in the south, think Guilin, Xiangjun; The king of Baiyue, bowed his head and tied his neck, and entrusted his subordinates.
It was to make Meng Tian build the Great Wall in the north and guard the fence, but the Huns were more than 700 miles;
The Hu people did not dare to go south and herd horses, and the soldiers did not dare to bend their bows and complain.
The good generals are guarding the key places, and the believers are the best soldiers, and who is the soldier.
The world has been decided, the heart of the first emperor, thinking that it is the solid of Guanzhong, the golden city is thousands of miles, and the descendants of the emperor are also the cause of eternity. ”
The sound of subdued and frustrated and golden stone and jade law rippled in the main hall.
Sonorous and powerful, magnificent.
"Color!"
The applause was thunderous, and the roar shook the sky.
The court's important ministers once again looked at Yingyu with a straight face.
Fusu was taken aback, and looked at this strange seventh brother with an incredulous expression.
Hu Hai looked at Ying Yu in horror, with a confused and unbelievable expression.
Is this still a cowardly nest in his cognition?
Zhou Qingchen's eyes lit up, and he was almost crazy with excitement. Holding his long beard in his hand, he feels that he is not lonely.
It's not that I'm infected by passion, as the leader of sycophants, I secretly give a thumbs up: this is the essence of sycophants!
This is a new height that has never been seen before or since.
After this time, maybe no one can match it!
Joke......
This is the "Treatise on the Passage of Qin" praised by Jia Yi for thousands of years.
It's just plagiarized by Yingyu.
And it's the kind that doesn't have any psychological burden!
Ying Yu's passionate and ups and downs performance made the first emperor show a proud smile, and ironing every pore was extremely comfortable!
Clever sycophants should be based on resounding facts, conclusive evidence, and then moderately amplified and exaggerated.
Otherwise, Quan Nyima is empty nonsense, and this kind of flattery will only be annoying.
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"Your Majesty's promotion in many fields has been born out of thin air and opened up the world!"
Ying Yu's voice echoed in the hall again, and the aftermath was lingering, and the sound waves were rolling.
"Your Majesty, put an end to this war that has lasted for thousands of years, and for the first time since the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, the world has been unified.
Centralized power, three dukes and nine secretaries, abolished the division and feudal and Shi counties.
The book is the same text, and the car is on the same track
The line is the same, and the goods are the same currency
The same weight is the same, and the road is repaired
Build the Ling Canal and build the Great Wall......
Integrate the civilization of Kyushu into one furnace, break the barriers of the princes, and consolidate the big countries in a game of chess.
Heaven and earth are yellow, and the universe is desolate.
The sun and the moon are shining, and the sun and moon are shining.
Flatten the four razes, defend the territory and open up the territory.
The world is one, the first in China.
Xuanniao bathes in fire, the ancestral dragon emperor.
The stars move, and the sun and the moon are soup.
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The great First Emperor opened up the origin of civilization in the land of China.
All these will be left behind for generations to come. ”
"Color......
The mountains are shouting and the tsunami is overwhelming.
Gongzi Fusu looked at Yingyu incredibly, in addition to shock and jealousy, there was a deep sense of vigilance in his heart.
This sycophant, you can't learn it if you want to!
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"He is the Emperor of the Ages.
In the history of Zhuxia, even if you push back two thousand years, you are still the greatest emperor!
Not one of them.
His immortal deeds,
will be cast on bronze.
Inscribed on the top of a high mountain.
It will always be passed on to the world and will illuminate the world.
Great First Emperor......
There is no one before, and there is no one after.
An emperor through the ages, shaking the ancient and the modern. ”
Ying Yu's confidence and passion burst all over her body, with an inexplicable rhythm in her gestures, naturally blending into the world.
The body is like a real light and shadow, more like a god descending into the world!
"Color......
Once again, the mountains and seas were overwhelming, and the sound was shocking.
But with foreshadowing, the final concluding statement brought the First Emperor to the pinnacle that no one surpassed.
Do you know the deeds of the First Emperor?
I'm afraid it's clearer than Yingyu.
But no one is on the side to refine and condense.
A passage made Ying Zhenglong's heart happy, his blood boiling, and his passion overflowed.
That's the effect.
It took a full ten breaths for everyone to continue to revel in, reminisce, or digest.
Because, I'm about to slap my face like crazy.
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People slap and then give a date, Yingyu gives a handful of candy first, and then can slap wildly.
"But, after the great deeds, the great First Emperor, His Majesty, floated!
Begin to be self-righteous and empty-eyed.
His steps are too big, his speed is too fast,
His people can't keep up with his furious pace.
The empire has deviated from the right track and is heading for destruction!
Great Qin is like an empire built on the sand.
Riddled with holes, stormy and stormy.
Like a huge beast, overdrawn and malnourished for a long time, it is extremely weak.
Even, it will collapse at the first touch! ”
"Boom Click......"
Clear sky thunderbolt.
Everyone, dumbfounded, looked shocked.
The First Emperor on the high platform was obviously shaky.