Chapter 63: The combination of two evils is invincible in the world

"Your Majesty, the minister has a gift!" Feng went to the fast road.

"Speak!"

"The spring planting ceremony is coming, and the lack of precipitation in many counties of Zhao and Handi will seriously affect the spring planting.

In addition, last year's grain harvest failed, famine broke out, and the ministers were worried about the people's uprising. ”

As soon as Feng Quji's heavy voice fell, the hall was buzzing.

The ministers are working together to formulate a new policy, and they are full of infinite hope for the future.

Natural disasters are like thunderbolts in the clear sky, pouring torrential rain on the originally hot passion.

This is the era of relying on the sky to eat, how can people overcome the sky?

The main hall was suddenly filled with dark clouds.

……

"Fusu, Yingyu ......" Yingzheng Road.

"The son is here."

"The son is here."

"The two of you will win the succession, I will come up with five questions, and three will win, fair and transparent."

To govern the world, it is necessary to deal with disasters.

The first question, on the natural disaster and food shortage in Han and Zhao, within three days, the two of you hand over a good policy, and then the ministers will discuss and comprehensively evaluate the disaster relief efficiency, and the one with the best performance wins. ”

"No!"

The two said in unison.

"Scatter!"

……

Fusu was immediately surrounded by the ministers and quickly entered the state of deliberation.

Originally, Feng Quji and Li Si belonged to the centrists, and they were quite inclined to Ying Yu in their hearts, but they saw that Ying Yu had no intention of soliciting, and the two of them were giants in the court? ! You can't take the initiative to post it, right?

Seeing that Ying Yu was about to leave, Feng Xiang Bengbu stopped: "Ying Gongzi Yu, about the matter of the Seiko Division, the time is urgent, let's discuss how to land?" ”

"Feng Xiang, it's almost time today, it's time for me to get off work."

"Off work? That's what it means, right? Is the sun still high? ”

Feng Xiang was stunned. Confused. Countless question marks pop up in my mind.

Ying Yu looked unconcerned, and continued: "Also, I have to think carefully about the disaster relief in the past three days, and then report to Feng Xiang Seiko about the progress of the Department after three days."

Rest assured, you're in control! ”

"Disaster relief, don't you have to give you ideas from the old man? Nothing has been done, and Nima is in control? ”

Feng Quji's face was black, and as soon as he came to his senses, Yingyu actually ...... It's already slipped.

Feng Xiang and Li Si couldn't help but look at each other, shaking their heads helplessly, and at the same time full of suspicion.

……

The clouds of natural disasters did not affect Yingyu's mood, humming an incoherent minor key, and walked out of the main hall in a hurry.

"Good! What kind of sound are you singing? Plant a seed in the spring and harvest the two girls in the fall? ”

Unexpectedly, Wei Li'er, who had been paying attention to him, also followed out, rolled his eyes and asked.

"Oh, raccoon. They all say that you have unparalleled wisdom, but you have a good plan for disaster relief? ”

Ying Yu's nostrils were facing the sky, with a condescending posture, and she asked with a big thorn.

"The sky is falling, there is a tall man on top, what does it matter to me?!" Wei Li'er wrinkled her nose and rolled her eyes, "However, for the sake of your evil mind, bow your proud head, Miss Ben will give you a plan!" ”

"Poof......" Ying Yu almost stumbled, and his evil mind actually became an advantage?

"Hehe, our gap is like a firefly to Haoyue, your little trick, don't say it."

Then he squinted his eyes and looked at it, and deliberately stayed on his chest, "Besides, I am sorry for Xiao ...... The girl is not interested! ”

"Phew...... Lewraff, where do you look?! ”

Yu Li'er's face turned red and her willow eyebrows were upside down, looking at Yingyu who was smiling cheaply, but she was helpless, as long as she half-hooked her head, she pulled her skirt and replied shyly, "People are young, they can grow up!" ”

"People are small and ghosts are big."

Ying Yu looked at this innocent and lovely, black-bellied and vicious girl, and couldn't help but feel a little worried.

"Cut a small hole on Zhao Gaoyu's body, and then smeared it with honey to attract ant insect bites, and hung it in the city tower screaming day and night to lure the snake out of the hole, such a vicious trick is something that a little girl with a beautiful face and moon appearance came up with?

The beauty is like a flower, and the heart is like a snake and scorpion! ”

"Hey...... Your mind is more vicious, and all kinds of methods to humiliate Confucianism, is this what people do? ”

Yu Li'er's eyes narrowed into crescents, and the rose petals revealed two cute little tiger teeth, "But for my appetite, I like it." ”

"Also, against Zhao Gaoyu's party, I was afraid that the bait would die too quickly, so I actually thought of it, and the alcohol cured and continued to fish for bait......"

Yu Li'er's eyes flashed with a little star, "Your IQ has basically caught up with Tanuki and me, if we combine in the future, the world will be invincible!" ”

(⊙o⊙)?

Ying Yu was stunned, and walked faster!

"Hey, if you run again, I'll let grandpa stop helping you!"

"Alright! Get in the car, Ben Gongzi will send you home! Ying Yu said helplessly.

"Go to Ganquan Palace, our sisters are going to have a small meeting tonight!"

The raccoon dog sat in the bronze car and stretched his waist, which was equivalent to the top luxury car of later generations, and was completely a status symbol, 'Yu Tanuki obviously did not have this qualification'.

"Ahem...... Tell us about your plan to cure the disaster? ”

"How do you know it's a poison ploy?"

Wei Li'er rolled her eyes and said with a sly expression, "Actually, no matter how much food you have, disaster relief is not enough. ”

Then he attached it to his ear, and said in a voice like a mosquito, "Mix it with sand in the relief food, understand?" ”

After speaking, he looked at Yingyu with a smug face

"Huh?"

Ying Yu looked stunned, always felt that this plan was very familiar, and then thought of the huge corruption and disaster relief during the Qing Dynasty, isn't it just mixing sand into food?

His fallacies and heresies actually made the court speechless.

When the real hungry people starve to death, where do they care if there is sand in the food? And those who pretend to be victims of the disaster will not eat food with sand.

At the same time, the merchants who hoarded Juqi could endure selling at a high price, and if they dared to resell grain with sand to make a fortune, once they were caught, they would be imprisoned at least and killed at worst.

So, almost all the food mixed with sand is used for disaster relief!

And the food for disaster relief can be solved with only 50% of the plan.

Although the trick is damaged, the victims can at least save their lives in natural disasters!

"High! It's really high! You little brain, why don't you play cards according to common sense? Ying Yu couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the raccoon.

As I chatted along the way, I found that Wei Li'er was extremely simple-minded, thinking about problems with ease, and being imaginative, but often full of poisonous schemes, which was really a contradiction.

"Tai Weng has a lot of books, and I'm only interested in strange tricks." Then Wei Li'er whispered in her ear, "Do you want to learn the Taiyin Technique?" ”

Ying Yu couldn't help but shake the tiger's body.

"I read it once, and I remembered it. If you want to learn, I can teach you! ”

"Isn't it a eunuch to practice?" Ying Yu was stunned.

"Who said that? Anyway, in the Taiyin Jue, there is no mention of the need for ......" Yu Li'er said, her face couldn't help but blush, and then she said like a mosquito, "It's time to kill you, otherwise your eyes will be squinting." ”

"Poof......

Skills don't pressure the body, that's the case, this is too yin, I still have to learn, I can save my life at the critical moment! ”

Yu Li'er recited the Taiyin recipe to Yingyu word for word.

Perhaps it is because the soul is more tenacious, Ying Yu found that whether it is reading or martial arts, he will never forget it, and even his understanding is much higher, and the original obscure meaning can now be easily understood.