September, autumn rains.

At night, the moon is bright and the stars are scarce.

Dozens of kilometers away from Zhuozhou Film and Television City, the crew of the Three Kingdoms is still working overtime to catch up with the schedule.

There is a scene where the night march is filmed, but it has to rain every day these nights, and I am afraid that the crew will catch a cold in the rain for a long time, so I will work overtime tonight.

"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!"

Yu Yanqiao was arranged by the director to be a circus actor because of his circus experience.

……

"Click"

After the last set of key shots was filmed, there were still some fragmentary shots to be filled, and the director arranged for the group performance to go back first, and then leave the leading actors to continue filming.

Yu Yanqiao, as an unknown guard with a knife under Guan Yu's tent, had to stay and stay with him.

During the filming, there seemed to be something wrong with the machine on the director's side, and he was looking for someone to repair it, and it was far away from the base, so he didn't know how long it would take to fix it.

"Hey~ Don't sleep, don't bring food, starve to death."

It was really tight, Yu Yanqiao dozed off with a spear in both hands, and was suddenly woken up by Lu Shuming, drooping his eyelids, and yawned:

"I don't have anything to eat."

After speaking, he didn't want to deal with him, and another voice came from his ear, but he said:

"I see a cornfield a kilometer away, we can roast corn!"

"It's filming here, and it's more than a kilometer away, so far, when we come back, we can't find anyone to shoot!"

The voice was calm and elegant, and the words were full of worry.

"Just now I was hungry and panicked to ask Director Zhao, people said that when the new machine is shipped, I estimate that it will take an hour, I see, don't hesitate, otherwise the time will be delayed."

This voice is loud and strong, and when you hear it, it is the black Zhang Fei.

"That's it, the stomach is rumbling, hey~ Don't sleep, you kid, let's go together."

In a trance, Yu Yanqiao was pulled into a thief car.

Boom~

In the cornfield, the corn stalks, which are more than tall and tall, rattle under the impact of external forces.

"Hey, break it big, big brother, who can eat it if you break so small."

Several people wore costumes and sneaked into the cornfield by moonlight, and after a while, one person picked a few corn cobs.

"Shh

As they were about to walk out of the cornfield, a voice came from the dirt road not far away, and the flashlight in their hands shone through the air with a strong straight light.

……

Lao Shantou and the big man in the same village are fans of the Three Kingdoms, and I heard from the town that the Three Kingdoms crew was going to come here to film, so I was happy.

When the two of them, who had just returned from eating melons from the filming scene, were passing by a cornfield, a large flashlight inadvertently shone into the field next to the road.

In a flash of light, I could vaguely see four people in various colored robes half-crouching on the ground.

"What for?"

The eldest is about 50 years old, and he has worked hard for a long time, and his body is very good, and his voice is also open.

I pointed the flashlight at the ground again, but I saw that the few things that looked like thieves had already run away.

"That's... What's that? I'm afraid it's not a ghost! ”

The big man was bold, and in this dark night, he suddenly saw four people in costumes, not only was he not afraid, but he also chased after him with a flashlight.

On the other hand, Lao Shantou's legs trembled, his eyes were full of panic, and he couldn't speak well.

"Stop, stop, what are you doing!"

The big two legs are like a small motor, and he grabs the slowest one with a rough hand.

Looking at the ancient clothes this man was wearing, his face was still smeared with white powder, and his beard was so old,

Around him, he was bold, and in an instant, he was also frightened to the point that his brain was not bright, swallowed his mouth, raised a flashlight to the person, trembled, and said:

"Where are you... Where is the demon, Taishang... Taishang Laojun, Jade Emperor, Guanyin Bodhisattva ......"

The big man's legs were trembling, and Sun Yanjun, who was being caught, looked at this person's eyes and chattered, and his originally nervous nerves became normal, and he said with a smile:

"Fellow... Hey~ fellow, don't shine a flashlight on me, I can't open my eyes! ”

The eldest heard the old man in the village say that when you encounter these ghosts, don't believe any of them, but I saw him muttering to himself:

"Pineapple jackfruit ~ Pineapple jackfruit ......"

saw that the thing was reciting something that was suspected to be the Diamond Sutra, which made Sun Yanjun speechless.

"Fellow, I'm filming nearby, it's the Three Kingdoms crew, aren't there a lot of people from nearby villages going to watch tonight, we're just hungry and looking for something to eat."

Hearing this, the big one tilted his head, took a flashlight and shone it, and asked in an uncertain tone:

"Really?"

"Yes, I play Liu Bei in the Three Kingdoms......"

Before Sun Yanjun could finish speaking, he heard dense footsteps on the dirt road behind him.

When Yu Yanqiao and the three rushed to his side, the eldest man couldn't help but take two steps back when he saw his companion come back.

Seeing this, Sun Yanjun raised a smile, pulled Lu Shuming and Li Jingfei beside him to his side, and said:

"Hey, fellow, this is the actor who plays Guan Yu and Zhang Fei in the play, don't you look like it?"

The big man stared at the cloudy gaze, swept the two sweaty eyes in front of him, smiled on his face, grinned with a toothless mouth, and finally looked stupid, and said:

"Like... It's like! Especially the pair of lying silkworm eyebrows, it is too similar! ”

After a while, the misunderstanding of several people was eliminated because of Guan Yu, and the big one pulled Guan Yu to talk non-stop.

Yu Yanqiao saw that there was not much time left, so he quickly interrupted:

"Big brother, we're going back to filming, otherwise the director won't find anyone and will call the police!"

As soon as he heard this, the big man let go of his hand, and saw that there was still a person standing beside him, and he saw that he was wearing an ancient costume, so he said curiously:

"What are you doing?"

"Zhao Yun, the white horse silver helmet general Zhao Yun who enters and exits seven times."

Yu Yanqiao made a joke, he didn't think about it, his big eyes looked up and down, and said a little seriously:

"Tsk, you are not suitable for General Zhao, Changshan Zhao Zilong is eight feet long, with a majestic posture, you are tall, but your face...

It's not that you're ugly, but your face seems to be hiding something, like ice that can't be dissolved, which is not in line with Zhao Zilong's majestic face. ”

As if it was true, Yu Yanqiao pouted and rolled his eyes.

Every era has the beauty and ugliness that people in each era think, at least in this era, Mr. Tang's Chinese face is the most popular.

……

On the set

In one corner, Yu Yanqiao and the others raised a small fire, and took a branch to roast on the fire with a corn cob rack.

"You are still Changshan Zhao Zilong, hehe, the eldest brother almost didn't put the ugly words on your face, haha!"

The firelight reflected on the cheeks of several people, feeling that the face was hot, Yu Yanqiao deviated, and tasted whether the corn cob was ripe or not.

As soon as he chewed it, the corn kernels burst out of juice, okay, they were still raw, and he turned his head to Lu Shuming and choked:

"Okay, okay, I'm ugly, you're the most beautiful!"

"Qiaozi, my brother knows that you are bitter in your heart, don't say sour words, another day, my brother will ask my sister-in-law to introduce you to a few girls."

Lu Shuming chewed on the corn cob, ignoring the black ash on it.

Sun Yanjun looked much more elegant, broke the corn kernels in the palm of his hand little by little, put them in his mouth and chewed them, and said:

"Ren Xiaoyu, although he doesn't have Pan An's appearance, but he is far from being ugly, in my opinion, it is enough to match the four characters of the long body jade!"

After Uncle Huang finished speaking, Yu Yanqiao's cheekbones were towering, his fists were clasped to his chest, and he said:

"Thank you for your reputation!"

Seeing Lu Shuming, who had a dark mouth, he said happily: "Second brother, what is a cultural person?" Na, this is a cultural person, pick up a knife every day, how to settle down and settle down, and reading more poetry and books is the policy to govern the country! ”

"Cut! Guan read the Spring and Autumn Period. ”

Just as a few people were chatting and farting on the cob, the crew ran over and shouted:

"The machine sent it, quickly finished the shot, and went back to sleep."

In front of the camera.

"Guan Yu, why are your teeth so black? What is the way it looks when you shoot it, hurry up and block it with the book!

Hey~ Zhang Fei, your face is black, why are your teeth so black, do you use black toothpaste!

Liu Bei, what's the matter with your nose, it's so black. ”

Director Zhao, who didn't know what the third brother was doing, had a black question mark on his face, and Yu Yanqiao, who was standing behind the third brother with a spear, was still calm.