"Two pairs of flower baskets on table nine! X3”

A clear and loud voice immediately sounded in the quiet audience, and I saw the little brother with a small round hat carrying four flower baskets and trotting all the way to the stage.

Four small flower baskets were placed on the side of the stage one by one, and at the same time, Guo Degang and the cross talk actors who were cheering on the side bowed to the stage in unison, and said:

"Thank you Lao Tie for sending a big rocket! Ahem......"

jokingly, this is similar to giving gifts to the anchor in later generations, but there is something special about it.

Wang Lan made a joke just now, she was quite happy to watch the cross talk, and she was explained by the little brother who ran the hall and shouted from the audience.

Oh! If you are happy to watch, you can give the actor a gift.

Then he waved his hand and said proudly, "Then send three", but saw that the little brother who ran the hall looked entangled and depressed.

I thought to myself: Isn't this girl very happy to watch, what's the matter?

Yu Yanqiao, who was on the side, saw that this little brother seemed to have something unspeakable, and said:

"The first time we watched cross talk, we didn't understand it very well, just say whatever you want, hold it like this, and we're not afraid of constipation."

The little brother laughed, and then stepped forward to explain to the two that there had always been a pair of gifts for actors, and there was no single.

Double means that the actor speaks well, but he is not satisfied with the actor's performance.

Get! Then send two pairs, Wang Lan paid for the reward, just to listen to the sentence "Thank you for the support of the big brother on the list".

The show ends, behind the scenes.

"Lao Guo, someone is looking for you!"

Sitting in a cramped dressing room, a boy in a small round hat pushes open the door and snorts at you.

Guo Degang in the house was a little low, and he didn't dare to delay any longer, so he got up and ran outside the house.

When I got out of the house and came to the end of the hallway, I saw a handsome man and a beautiful woman standing by the wall, and the man was looking around boredly with a cigarette.

"It turned out to be the two of you, thank you for your support before, to be honest, you have been running the rivers and lakes for so long, and there are no less than 100 large and small fields, but it's like a transparent person,

Today, you two let me know that it wasn't that I said that the cross talk was bad, but that I hadn't met Bole, two, Degang gave you a bow! ”

This Guo Degang is like what he said in later generations, people are like dragons in shallow water, you have to bow your head when you should bow your head, and you have to pretend to be a grandson when you should pretend to be a grandson.

Yu Yanqiao threw the cigarette butt, and after extinguishing it with his foot, he took the initiative to stretch out his hand and said:

"What about you, you are a true master, but it is not at the right time, and this bit of firewood I threw is just to solve your immediate urgency, and the polite words are here."

Yu Yanqiao took out a cigarette and dispersed, but the other party politely refused, and said again:

"Let's get down to business, I have a restaurant that is renovated, I think your cross talk is vulgar, don't be angry first!"

When Guo Degang in front of him heard him say vulgarity, his eyebrows immediately raised, and then explained:

"The people on the street of my restaurant are very fond of customs, and those elegant things are not rare, so I thought that you would come over to stand on the restaurant for two days and solicit guests."

Hearing this, Guo Degang lowered his head slightly and pondered, Yu Yanqiao flicked the cigarette ash between his fingers, and said:

"Five hundred a day!"

Guo Degang immediately clasped his fists with both hands, squeezed his little squint and arched his hand at Yu Yanqiao:

"Thanks to the love of the two, Degang is grateful, and he will listen to the two at any time when the time comes."

This short and fat man smiled very mercenarily, and he also pulled his lower body, he walked the world like an ascetic with great wisdom, he could flatter the villain, and he could also be frank with the gentleman.

It was dusk in the sky, and it was past five o'clock.

The two of them found a haggis, asked for two bowls of haggis and two meat buns, and sat on the slightly shiny table and chair with the sea bowl.

"Huhu...... I see that the man is talking like you, with a thief's eyebrows, and not a word is true. ”

Wang Lan put some vinegar and spicy seeds in the bowl, broke the meat bun and smeared some chili oil, and his mouth was red when he ate it.

Yu Yanqiao picked up the paper towel on the table, reached out to wipe the girl's lips, picked up the soup spoon and took a sip of the soup, which was slightly salty, and continued:

"Some people grovel, some people hold their heads high, but they are all kinds of masks played in the world, and they can't be taken seriously,

People are playing with fish and shrimp in shallow water, just waiting for the time to enter the sea, that is pretending, I am different. ”

"Huh...... You are a natural two-skinned, since you can't become a dragon, you can't become a phoenix, you are a big turtle! ”

"Those who know me are the only ones who are my wife Lanya!"

"Phew! Who is your wife, and your daughter-in-law is still strolling on the road. ”

Yu Yanqiao likes this girl, she is not hypocritical, and the two are quite happy together.

Wang Lan stretched out her hand and patted the soup spoon that Yu Yanqiao stretched out, protected the porcelain bowl with both hands, her eyes lit up, and she said "ruthlessly":

"I don't have it in my bowl."

"Eat less, look at your face has been bigger recently, besides, I have to row a small boat at night, don't let me be full, how can I have the strength to rock the oars!"

Her fair and glowing face was white and red at the moment, and there seemed to be some shame under her eyes, so she moved the porcelain bowl a little and said:

"Leave me some, I'm still hungry."

……

Dusk fades and night falls.

The two agreed to go to a foreign guest hotel, thinking of being bold, paid at the bar and took the key, and followed the elevator.

Wang Lan pushed open the door, stepped on the soft carpet, looked at the neat and comfortable room, threw herself on the bed with a cheer "snap", looked up at the white ceiling, and said:

"Hey, don't say that this is a good place for foreigners to live, it's just a bit expensive."

Can it be expensive, one hundred and twenty-five night night, according to the money conversion of later generations, it is a proper five-star.

Wang Lan is like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, her footprints are all over every corner of the room, and she suddenly shouted in the bathroom, and said:

"There's a bathtub here, alas! Feed? ”

Wang Lan saw that Yu Yanqiao didn't respond, so she exhaled again, and when the person came in, she suddenly felt stunned and a little dry throat, and stammered:

"Hey, you... How did you... No... Get dressed! ”

Wang Lan was not used to facing him calmly in a place where there was light, so she pulled him and asked him to go out quickly.

"Little lady, I'm here for the big official of Ximen!"

Immediately there was an exclamation in the bathroom, as well as the sound of water rushing and swelling.

……

About half an hour later, Wang Lan wiped her wet hair with a dry towel and glanced sideways at Yu Yanqiao, who was lying on the bed smoking a cigarette.

After wiping it in the mirror, he retracted the quilt again, opened his mouth and bit the man's arm, and said "angrily":

"I didn't bring a change of clothes, but fortunately I didn't get my clothes wet, otherwise how would I go out tomorrow."

"Then stay for two more days until your clothes are dry."

"Phew! The beauty of thinking. ”

Wang Lan took a sip of him, turned over and prepared to sleep, Yu Yanqiao saw this, and pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray.

Got up from the bed, shook the large object from the chair on the side, opened the white handbag, and took out the "rag strips".

"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law!"

"What!"

Wang Lan's smooth white fragrant shoulders turned away from her, closed her eyes and said impatiently, but the slightly beating eyelashes showed that she was not at peace at the moment.

When she opened her eyes, Wang Lan looked at the "rag strip", covered her head with the quilt, and hummed in the quilt:

"What do you think!"

"This time you come to paddle, I'll take the boat."

……

Late at night and early in the morning.

Wang Lan crawled on Yu Yanqiao's chest like a small beast, stretching out her little hand to draw a circle on his broad and tough chest, that is, saying:

"Next week, I'm going to interview for a role, and I don't know if it's going to work."

"Huh...... Just kidding, what kind of person is my daughter-in-law, the future big star, alas! When you go to the audition, you just look at them, but you are worried, you look like a flower and you act well, let you act, that is their good vision! ”

Yu Yanqiao was in the moment of a sage, but his brain was also burning crazily, and after some flattery, the girl pursed her lips and said with satisfaction:

"That's as good as you say!"

", my daughter-in-law is the best in the world."

"Hee-hee-hee......"

……

(Thank you, Mr. Anonymous for your recommendation vote!) ）