Chapter 32: The Rogue Taoist
According to Lu Yangsheng's original idea, after handing over the money of the ninth master to the patriarch, he would continue to go back to guard the spirit of the ninth master, but after Liu Mazi and they made such a fuss, it was inappropriate for Lu Yangsheng to go to the ninth master's house again, so Lu Yangsheng could only return to his own home. However, after Liu Mazi made such a fuss, it is estimated that no one will go to the ninth master's house to make trouble, and there should be nothing wrong over there.
The autumn rainstorm came and went quickly, Lu Yangsheng hadn't arrived home yet, and the heavy rain had stopped.
It is said that there is an autumn rain and a cold, and after the heavy rain, Lu Yangsheng, who was only wearing single clothes, was shivering from the cold. Although he had already cultivated immortals and already had a trace of aura in his body, Lu Yangsheng was a fledgling in the cultivation realm after all, and he had not yet reached the point of soaring into the sky, so in order not to get sick, he could only speed up the pace of going home.
When Lu Yangsheng returned home, he saw the courtyard door wide open at a glance, his expression remained unchanged, he just slowed down and walked cautiously towards the door.
When he walked to the door of the house, Lu Yangsheng cautiously poked his head into the room, and vaguely saw a person in strange clothes lying where he was sleeping. The smell of alcohol in the house was so strong that Lu Yangsheng's nose was uncomfortable and he just wanted to sneeze, so he quickly exited the house and rubbed his nose.
Because he couldn't figure out who the people in the house were, Lu Yangsheng thought about it, didn't enter the house, but turned around and went into the kitchen, the kitchen was not big, except for a stove, it could only accommodate one person to sit, but it was good to keep out the rain, and Lu Yangsheng, who had nowhere to go, could only stay here for the night.
Lu Yangsheng smiled self-deprecatingly, it's good to be poor, don't be afraid of people stealing anything, rest first, and wait tomorrow to see who the people in the house are.
The weather was getting colder and colder, and Lu Yangsheng wanted to rest but couldn't sleep, so he could only sit up and practice the exercises. This is also Lu Yangsheng's habit in the past two days, hungry, sleepy or cold, Lu Yangsheng will practice exercises, although the aura that can be incorporated into the body is pitiful, but there are still some roles in the cold and hunger, the most important thing is that I don't know what went wrong, as long as Lu Yangsheng starts to absorb the aura, he will always sleep to death inexplicably, and when he collects medicine in the mountains, he almost had an accident because of this.
I can't sleep now, so I just want to try.
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Lu Yangsheng woke up again, he was tempted by a smell of rice incense, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a sloppy person burning a fire in the kitchen, and the sweet rice fragrance was coming out of the pot.
"Yo! Brother, are you awake? It just so happened that the porridge was almost ready, and I wanted to make a dry meal to treat myself, but who knew that this family was too poor, and there was only this bit of rice in the rice tank, so I could barely boil a pot of porridge. Wait, you'll be able to eat it soon. ”
When the man saw that Lu Yangsheng woke up, he didn't run away, and he didn't feel embarrassed, but greeted him familiarly.
Lu Yangsheng woke up all of a sudden, what happened last night was vivid, he pinched his face, yes, it hurt, not a dream. So this guy is the drunkard who slept in his room yesterday? Lu Yangsheng was very sure that he didn't know this guy.
With a skeptical attitude, Lu Yangsheng lifted the lid of the pot under the puzzled gaze of the divine operator, and a pot of thick porridge was exuding an attractive fragrance.
Lu Yangsheng was completely dumbfounded, staring at a pair of loveless eyes and looking at the god operator in a daze, and asked blankly, "It's all cooked?" ”
Shen Shuanzi felt that the child in front of him was a little stupid, and he was afraid of scaring the child, so he showed a smile that he thought was kind and handsome, and replied happily: "Yes, it's all cooked, and there is not a grain of rice left." ”
Lu Yangsheng's hand holding the lid of the pot burst out, and he said expressionlessly: "This is your home?" ”
When the god operator heard Lu Yangsheng say this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, since he didn't know whose family it was, he was naturally the one who came to eat. So he took the lid from Lu Yangsheng's hand and was about to close the lid on the pot, and complained in his mouth: "It's not cooked yet, do you want to eat raw rice?" ”
Lu Yangsheng asked again, and his tone was much lower.
"This is your home?"
The god operator put the lid on the pot and said casually: "No, I was drunk last night, I knocked on the door casually, and I came in when I saw no one." Let me tell you, after this hangover, a bowl of good porridge is delicious, and that is called a comfort. ”
Lu Yangsheng has never seen such a shameless person, sleeping in someone else's house, and eating other people's rice when he gets up in the morning, and he is still so arrogant?
The god operator didn't realize that the child in front of him was already very angry, and squatted down to light the fire again, without looking up, and said casually: "You are also here to steal food, right?" When I'm ready, let's eat together, don't be afraid, there is no one in the house, the owner doesn't know when he will come back, when we are done, run quickly, don't worry, I won't betray you. ”
After listening to the words of the divine operator, Lu Yangsheng stared at the divine operator with eyes full of resentment, and said faintly: "This is my home." ”
The action of the god operator to burn the fire froze suddenly, and he raised his head, and the corners of his mouth twitched a little.
Lu Yangsheng said again.
"What's in the pot is my ration for three days."
The corners of the god operator's mouth twitched even more.
The two of them stared at each other with such big eyes, and a stalemate ensued.
After a while, Shen Operator swallowed his saliva and said embarrassedly: "What, little brother, the porridge is ready, why don't you eat first?" ”
This time it was Lu Yangsheng's turn and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Having heard all kinds of bitter and mean words, seen the world is hot and cold, and has been bullied by all kinds of people, Lu Yangsheng thinks that he is well-informed, but such a cheeky guy, Lu Yangsheng has really never seen it.
Seeing that Lu Yangsheng didn't speak, the god operator said again: "What, little brother, I make a lot of porridge, you can't eat it alone, it would be a pity if it went bad." ”
Lu Yangsheng really couldn't stand this guy's cheekiness, and this guy's origin was unknown, and he couldn't easily turn his face with him as a child, so he had to be defeated.
Turning around and taking a bowl, Lu Yangsheng said angrily: "The family is poor, just a broken bowl, you will eat it first." ”
Shen Operator breathed a sigh of relief, and then said with a smile: "It's okay, you use it, you use it, Poor Dao is a guest after all, it's not good to dominate the guests, so what, I'll just use the pot to eat." ”
Lu Yangsheng almost threw the bowl in his hand on this person's face, he was really distressed about the bowl, so he didn't throw it away. Turned around and went out, took out the scoop that usually holds water from the broken water tank, threw it to the cheeky person in front of him, and said with a dark face: "You can eat this first." ”
The god operator was not polite, and took the scoop and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." Then he looked at Lu Yangsheng with a blank eye, and waited for the meal to start.
It's really hard to say anything to this person Lu Yangsheng, so he can only serve him a scoop, fill a bowl for himself, squat on the ground and start eating.
The god operator didn't feel embarrassed, and he didn't feel too hot with the scoop, so he blew and ate it directly.
Lu Yangsheng looked at the chopsticks that were not sent out in his hand, and gently pushed the god operator, but the god operator didn't raise his head, took the chopsticks while he was panting, said "thank you", and then started to cook again.
Lu Yangsheng's pot was not big, and the porridge he made was small, and Lu Yangsheng ate a bowl of porridge in the last pot, and the rest were all eaten by the gods.
Looking at Lu Yangsheng who was cleaning up the kitchen, the god operator was a little embarrassed, he was just patronizing and eating, and now he is holding on, and the kitchen has to be cleaned up by the master's house, which is somewhat unreasonable.
"You're not from our town, are you?"
Lu Yangsheng was brushing the pot, and asked coldly.
The god operator was embarrassed, and when he heard Lu Yangsheng ask, he immediately became energetic, and wanted to sit upright, but his stomach was too swollen to sit up, so he had to hold his legs and answer: "Poor Dao is a wandering immortal, and the four seas are his home, so he is naturally not a local." ”
Lu Yangsheng tilted his head to look at the person in front of him who had no immortal posture, and asked strangely, "Poor Dao?" Are you a Taoist priest? ”
Shen Operator straightened his chest, probably thinking that this posture was uncomfortable, and immediately relaxed, and said indifferently.
"Poor Dao is a disciple of the Taoist ancestor, measuring words, fortune telling, looking at faces, looking at marriage, looking at heirs, that is proficient in everything, people in the rivers and lakes call it a living half-immortal, the Taoist god operator, little baby, are you afraid?"
This big bunch of words stunned Lu Yangsheng, such an obvious charlatan is so crazy? Is this really treating yourself like a child?
Seeing that Lu Yangsheng didn't believe it, the god operator said, "You wait." Then the whole person ran into the house, and when he came out again, he put on a Taoist robe, a strange hat on his head, and a flag in his hand.
Wearing this, the god operator walked in front of Lu Yangsheng, and said triumphantly: "Look, this flag, but the signboard of the Daomen Xuanwei True Monarch, this is a fairy soldier, do you know what the True Monarch is?" I don't know, then look at Xiaodao's robe, this is Zuo Yuan's Taoist robe, and it is also a heavy weapon of the immortal soldier grade, Zuo Yuan, do you know who it is? Still don't know? Well, then you look at the crown of Xiaodao, the lotus crown of Xiaodao, this is given by the old man of Daozu himself, you have always heard of Daozu, right? ”
Listening to the Taoist chief in front of him, the Taoist chief here, the Taoist master, and the true monarch, and finally said the Taoist ancestor, Lu Yangsheng didn't believe a word, and he didn't know how to make up a story when he deceived children, no wonder such a big person was still so poor.
Lu Yangsheng sighed, and said casually: "That Dao Leader is really powerful, but I don't know what to call Dao Chief?" What are you doing at my house? ”
Seeing that the child in front of him didn't believe it, the god operator was also right, and said stupidly: "Didn't I tell you?" Poor Dao is a god operator, it was a misunderstanding to come to your house, it rained yesterday, and Poor Dao drank some wine, and the ghost knows why he slept in your house. ”
Lu Yangsheng tilted his head and looked at the god operator, the meaning in his eyes was obvious, I am a child, yes, but you can't treat me as a fool, who are you fooling with this name?
The god operator was a little anxious, and opened his mouth and said: "The poor Dao Dao is really a god operator. ”
As soon as the words landed, a thunderbolt sounded outside the house, which startled Lu Yangsheng, and looked up, the weather was very good, why did it thunder?
Then I turned my head to look at the God Operator, who was sweating profusely and had already changed his words.
"Of course, you can also call me by my common name, the common name of Xiaodao is Jiang Guining, you can directly call Xiaodao Guining."
After the calf, why is Dao Zu still angry? The old man is a little stingy.
As soon as the thought came to mind, there was another thunderclap, God operator, ah no, it was Jiang Guining who quickly put away his thoughts.
Hearing that it was thundering again, Lu Yangsheng stopped chatting with this Taoist priest, turned around and ran towards the house, and did not forget to remind the Taoist priest in his mouth.
"Dao Chief, it's going to rain, you should quickly find a place to hide from the rain."
Jiang Guining didn't have time to stop Lu Yangsheng, turned his head and hurried away, and said, "Then the poor road will go first." ”
Before he could walk out of the courtyard gate, Lu Yangsheng came out of the house and asked with a dark face, "Dao Chief, can you explain what is going on with the hole in my roof?" ”
It turned out that as soon as Lu Yangsheng entered the house, he saw that there was a big hole on the roof of the place where he usually slept, which was just the size of a head.
At this time, Jiang Guining had not yet walked out of the courtyard, so he had to turn around and said embarrassedly: "What, poor Dao can explain it." ”
Inside and outside the house, two people looked at each other and were silent for a long time.