"Where am I?"

"Why is it so dark, don't turn on the lights."

Liu Xiaoyu subconsciously turned on the light, but the light was not turned on as before, but was empty.

Through the faint moonlight outside the house, Liu Xiaoyu turned his head and saw the reflection in the realm on the low table next to the bed.

An old, fat, and obscene face came into view, and Liu Xiaoyu directly screamed out in fright.

"Ahh

"Who is this! Why did Lao Tzu become so fat. ”

"No, this is not my home, where is this TM."

At this time, a woman's voice came.

"Boss, why don't you sleep at night."

Liu Xiaoyu turned his head.

"Ahh I don't care about you. ”

An old and fat old woman was lying on his side, and called him in charge, Liu Xiaoyu directly slapped him, and then jumped out of bed and ran straight out.

The woman was stunned, covering her face and looking at Liu Xiaoyu's back.

"It's over, this must be a dream, I have to run out quickly, run out and maybe wake up from the dream."

"Isn't the door there?"

"Oops!"

The woman looked at Liu Xiaoyu who was jumping around, and forgot about the slap in the face, got up and got out of bed and turned on the light.

The sudden bright light startled Liu Xiaoyu, and looking for the bright light, Liu Xiaoyu also saw the door.

"Oops, found the door."

Liu Xiaoyu took off the deadbolt, pushed the door and ran out.

The cold outside the door made Liu Xiaoyu wake up directly.

"This ...... Not a dream. ”

A memory that did not belong to Liu Xiaoyu appeared in his mind.

After Liu Xiaoyu read the memory, his blood was cold, and the whole person was not good.

"Why! Why. ”

"My TM actually crossed into a world full of courtyards, and became a fat and ugly second master with half of his body in the ground."

"I don't want to say that I have a lot of money, at least I have to be a big guy, I was only 22 years old before I crossed! has become the father of three children, and he is still three unfilial sons. ”

"Not to mention, there must be thousands of people who cross into the courtyard every year, if not tens of thousands."

"Everyone wears a courtyard house, they are either dressed as neighbors who are not in the original drama or stupid pillars, and at the last time it has to be Xu Damao, why did I wear it with bangs! I didn't even touch a woman in my previous life. ”

"Is this a test for me?"

"No, it must be a moral degradation, a distortion of human nature."

"This second aunt is older than her own mother, and she will be more than one mother in the future, can she go to Ken Laocao?"

"It doesn't seem to be ............ either"

"No matter what you say, you have to have a child yourself, otherwise you won't be reconciled."

"But I've crossed over, what can I do? Learn from those seniors who kicked stupid pillars and punched Jia Zhang? ”

"It's still the old tree that blooms, and all the women who appear are included in the harem, especially Qin Huairu, which vampire is trained well."

"Crossing is trendy, it is glorious, we also took the express train of crossing, but the car drove in the wrong direction, which directly made us ugly, fat, and old."

"When did the crossing become a technical life, is this discriminating against me?"

"Hey, forget it, wear it, why don't you think about it, you can't go back, even if you go back, even if you go back, your body may be burned by someone."

"In the future, I will call it bangs, free stringing."

"Ahh

He sneezed hard in his bangs, looked down at his lower body, and was wearing pants and standing a few degrees below zero.

"Go back, or don't go back, it's really cold."

When he was hesitating in his bangs, the second aunt in the house reacted and shouted.

"Liu Guangfu! Liu Guangtian! You two bastards are still playing dead! Your dad hit the evil guy, hurry up and pull people over. ”

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu in the side room reluctantly responded.

"Oops! Mom, what kind of illness is my dad, he doesn't sleep at night, and he has to go to work tomorrow. ”

The door of the side room was pushed open, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian walked out sleepily, and said in the bangs of the pants when they saw it.

"Dad, when you go back, you won't be cold in your pants."

The second aunt also wore a padded jacket and walked out.

"Oh, what kind of evil are you doing, scare me to death, go back quickly."

Bangs sighed, should I pretend to sleepwalk.

"Alas! Why am I here! I'm sleepwalking. ”

"I'm freezing to death."

After saying that, he went back to the house and obediently closed his eyes and went to sleep.

Liu Guangtian said.

"My dad is ............"

The second aunt waved her hand.

"Alright, when your dad goes back, you can go to sleep too."

The second aunt entered the quilt, and she was a little panicked in her bangs! Zhang is so old, except for sleeping with his mother when he was a child, he has never slept with a second woman.

"Master, what did you just say, sleepwalking?"

Bangs didn't want to reply and snored.

"Whew...... Call...... Whew......"

The second aunt didn't ask when she heard the snoring, took off her padded jacket and fell asleep.

Bangs thought a lot, finding a woman to have a child is what he thinks about the most, and then how to get more money, and then there is the mysterious eldest son, not even the face is missed in the play, and there is no eldest son's name in his memory, a loophole.

I had a dream, and I kneaded a big steamed bun, big and white.

"Hey...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

Early in the morning, Liu Haizhong opened his eyes, and the second aunt rolled her eyes at him.

"Did you find out?"

But if you look closely, the second aunt's chest was torn open.

"Holy! Shouldn't it be the second aunt's steamed bun that I'm kneading! ”

"Sin! What a sin. ”

Bangs coughed and turned around and pretended to be asleep, and the second aunt got up to cook.

After half an hour, the third Liu Guangfu walked in.

"Dad, it's time to eat."

Bangs were done, I took a deep breath and put on my clothes, and went out to the toilet first, and many people on the road greeted me after seeing them.

"Second uncle, it's early."

"Second uncle, it's early."

Liu Haizhong responded one by one, and after going to the toilet, he saw Xu Damao.

"Second uncle, I haven't eaten."

Bangs replied.

"No, I'll eat it when I get back."

Back at home, a dilapidated square table, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian, one of them held a porcelain bowl to suck a mouthful of porridge and take a bite of the nest, and the second aunt brought a basin of hot water.

After washing his face and brushing his teeth, he sat down at the table and picked up the porcelain bowl, which was not much rice in the bowl, and he didn't want to eat it.

"These two things can be regarded as being beaten by bangs from childhood to adulthood, and they have said a famous sentence that parents are unkind and children are not filial, and they are perfectly executed when they grow up."

The second aunt looked at the impatient look in the bangs and asked.

"What's the matter, why don't you eat it."