Chapter 012: I'm the crazy dad Zhang Ergou

"Who are you stepping on? Look at me gouging out your eyeballs again! "The second generation of the village has a domineering posture and a fragrant mouth.

My father... Ling Jiuzhou remembered the warmth and friendliness of the village chief and the villagers towards the literati, coughed, straightened his chest and said proudly: "I am the first talent in Jiangnan Township, and I am about to move to this champion village, and your majesty is my future father-in-law!" ”

Liu Quan immediately put on a smiling face and arched his hand: "Your Excellency has an outstanding temperament and a champion posture, but I am clumsy, disrespectful and disrespectful." ”

His Diao Min minions rolled up their sleeves and were ready to beat the fool, and when they heard that this stranger was Xiucai, they all looked at Liu Quan and asked him what he meant.

Liu Quan was also worried that his rude subordinates had scared Xiucai away, and he was blamed by his father, so he groaned for two seconds and said to the fool: "You are lucky today, hurry up and get out of here, wash my clothes!" ”

The fool is not stupid at this time, and he is busy running.

Ling Jiuzhou took the opportunity to ask: "Liu Shao, who is that fool, why do the villagers hate him so much?" ”

Speaking of the fool, Liu Quan immediately showed a look of hatred for iron and steel: "That fool is the same as you, he was originally the first talent in the township examination, and he was so talented that the whole village thought that he would be the second champion in the village, and had high hopes for him."

Therefore, no matter what he wants, everyone tries to meet them, which can be described as clothes to reach out and eat to open their mouths. Even, when he fell in love with Ah Hua, my father asked me to cut my love.

I didn't want to, but the villagers came to persuade me, the old one relied on the old and sold the old, the young one knew how to reason, and my father was also moved by affection, so I could only agree.

We have paid so much to support him with the strength of the whole village, who knows, his children are long, and he is addicted to Ah Hua's body, and he has fallen into Sun Mountain three times!

Ah Hua hated that iron could not become steel, and he left him, he was frustrated in the examination room, couldn't stand the stimulation, and became a fool.

The villagers all complained about him and made him work non-stop to atone for his sins, and I blamed him for robbing Ah Hua, so I wanted to beat him when I saw him, do you say I'm wrong? ”

Ling Jiuzhou suddenly said: I can't imagine that the story behind the fool is like this, no wonder he said that he owes it to the villagers.

"That's right, that's right, Liu Shao's approach is reasonable. If you want me to say, the village chief and the villagers are a little doting on him, and the last thing you should do is let you cut your love, if I were you, I would never be able to forgive them for the rest of my life! Liu Shao is still big and broad-minded. ”

Liu Quan's eyes swelled with hatred, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Those fools, I can't wait to kill them all, and my father ......"

One of Diao Min's subordinates was startled and quickly pushed Liu Quan.

The second generation of the village knew that he was speechless, and hurriedly looked at Ling Jiuzhou, who was curiously looking at the madman standing on the broken boat not far away, with his hair scattered, as if he hadn't heard his words.

Ling Jiuzhou had nothing to do on his face, but there were turbulent waves in his heart:

This short-tempered second-generation official didn't die tonight, and he had a motive to kill, could it be that he is the real murderer?

"What is that villager doing?" Ling Jiuzhou pointed at the madman and asked Liu Quan.

Liu Quan said casually: "That's a madman, he is a demon three times a day, known as Zhang San Crazy, you'd better stay away from him, he starts crazy, and he won't necessarily do anything." ”

The corners of Ling Jiuzhou's mouth twitched, Zhang San was crazy?! Is his real name Zhang Junbao, this is a generation of grandmasters!

He suddenly moved in his heart, and said secretly: "Surname Zhang? In the introduction of the small world, the champion of the champion village is named Zhang Shan, is the madman Zhang Shan? Impossible, how could a champion fall to this? ”

Ling Jiuzhou deliberately said in a mocking tone: "You see him pointing out the country, his radiant appearance, how much he looks like a champion." ”

Liu Quan's dog blurted out: "What is like, he is the champion!" ”

Sure enough, it's the champion Zhang Shan... Ling Jiuzhou's face was full of shock: "No, the champion of high school is the carp jumping over the dragon gate, and his life is very different from now on, how can he be crazy?" Returned to Zhuangyuan Village? ”

Liu Quan hurriedly said: "Then who knows, I heard that we were stupid by thunder, we still have something to do, so let's go first." ”

After that, Liu Quan quickly left with Diao Min's minions.

Ling Jiuzhou touched the tip of his nose: Secretive? Excuse to leave? It seems that the reason why Zhang Shan is crazy is a secret that can't be said.

Could it be related to the villagers of Zhuangyuan Village?

If Zhang Shan's madness was caused by the villagers, he had a motive to kill.

However, he shouldn't have the ability to kill a hundred villagers, after all, some of them are still powerful and difficult to kill, such as the macho man Ma Bao Wang Master!

Now, the biggest suspect is Liu Quan, and the madman Zhang Shan ranks second.

Ling Jiuzhou glanced up at Zhang Shan and decided to go and talk about it.

He walked to the side of the broken boat and shouted, "Zhang Shan! ”

Zhang Shan glanced at Ling Jiuzhou, frowned and scolded: "I am the champion of today, Liupin Hanlin, you Diao people dare to call this official by his name, it is a big rebellion, come on, drag it down, find ten strong men to teach him to be a woman!" ”

Ling Jiuzhou: "......"

"Bold Zhangshan, do you know who I am?"

"Are you ......" Zhang Shan looked at Ling Jiuzhou carefully, and suddenly jumped down from the boat and hugged the other party: "Father, it turned out to be your old man, aren't you an official in the prefecture?"

Is it like me, who only came back after corruption was degraded? Father, you are confused, you can give me your dream if you have no money, how can you be corrupt! ”

Ling Jiuzhou pushed away the stinking crazy champion on his body, and he was happy to be a father if he was not careful.

He sighed at the madman's words: "Yes, I was obsessed with wealth for a while, and I made a big mistake, what about you, why are you corrupt?" ”

Zhang Shan showed a look of indignation, flicked his sleeves and said: "Those moths, insatiable, excessive, I am honest, how can I have so much silver to satisfy them?"

But if I don't give it, they will scold me for not being a son of man, ungrateful, not as good as pigs and dogs, and white-eyed wolves for not being able to feed me.

I was careless, I was tricked by my political enemies, embezzled 2,000 taels of silver, and as a result, I was impeached, I lost my black yarn, and I regretted it! ”

Ling Jiuzhou secretly slapped his thigh and yelled in his heart:! I'm enlightened! It turned out that Zhang Shan was kidnapped by the villagers and PUA before he lost his official position and went crazy, he must hate the villagers, the motive for killing is too much!

Aside from the ability to kill, Zhang Shan is more suspicious than Liu Quan!

"I can't imagine that our father and son are sympathetic to each other." Ling Jiuzhou continued to pretend to be a father.

Zhang Shan showed a compassionate gaze: "Father, I never thought that you would be crazy!" ”

Ling Jiuzhou's face turned dark, and there was a big groove in his heart that he didn't vomit or be unhappy... How do you know you're crazy?! Such a wise madman deserves to be a champion!

"Yan Jun has something to do with me, go first, you have to take care." Ling Jiuzhou waved away.

Behind him, Zhang Shan gritted his teeth and whispered: "Father, actually, I know how you died, don't worry, I will definitely avenge you!" ”

Ling Jiuzhou, who made a cameo appearance as Zhang Ergou, was stunned: Wasn't I eaten by a tiger? What, do you want to learn from Wu Song to fight tigers?