Chapter 6 Daily life of chat groups
He was playing on the throne of chaos and emptiness on the game console that he had just bought for thirty points in the points store, and listening to the amorphous Azathos around him, he suddenly saw "Ramen is so delicious" in the chat group, that is, Naruto sent a message.
The ramen is so delicious: "Woo woo! I didn't expect to be caught by Iruka-sensei again when I was playing a prank! β
The ramen is delicious: "And when I was being lectured by Iruka-sensei, I was bored and watched the animated video about Tomie's big sister sent to me by the group owner."
Azathoth: "So what?"
The ramen is so delicious: "So I was scared out by Big Sister Tomie in the video under the gaze of Sakura-chan and Stinky Fart Sasuke!" Woooooo My image in Sakura's heart is completely ruined! QAQβ
Tomie Kawakami: "Don't cry, don't cry, come and let Big Sister Tomie comfort and comfort you."
The ramen is so delicious: "No, no, no!" No need for it! I don't think so! β
Azathoth: "...... Seeing that you scared this child, I guess he may have a psychological shadow on women in the future! β
Whitebeard: "What's going on?"
Whitebeard, who had just gotten up, saw the message in the chat group.
Azathoth: "Oh! This kid watched the video I posted when he was being lectured by the teacher, and was stunned by Tomie in the animation! β
Whitebeard: "Kulalala~ I also watched the video you posted by the group leader!" I was so scared that I almost couldn't sleep! It seems that Naruto Kid is out of luck this time! β
Lumberjack: "...... I also watched the video posted by the group leader, and it turned out that I didn't sleep well for most of the night! β
Azathoth: "I told you that it was a scary anime, and you weren't prepared to blame me?"
Lumberjack: "But you didn't say that Tomie in the anime will be dismantled (colonized)!"
Azathoth: "I warned you that Tomie's world is terrifying, and I don't want to say the specifics, and I don't bother to say it."
Whitebeard: "Alright! Don't blame the group leader, this is just the right time to exercise our courage, after all, we don't know if we will experience a more terrifying world in the future. β
The ramen is delicious: "Hmmm! What Grandpa Whitebeard said makes sense, now that I watch the video of the rich ** sister, I feel that I have become more courageous! β
Azathoth: "Do you want to watch Tomie's live broadcast?"
The ramen is delicious: "No, no, no! It was just a thrilling scene! I can't stand it! β
Naruto from the Hokage world is cleaning up his "work" on the Hokage Rock.
Iruka looked at him coldly, thinking that Naruto remembered the nightmare he had last night again, so he comforted him and said, "It's okay Naruto, everyone will have nightmares, these are all fake, there is no need to care!"
Naruto pursed his lips and thought to himself, "I won't be scared by nightmares!" I was just scared by the video of Big Sister Tomie!
The ramen is delicious: "That's right! I've also watched a few episodes of videos about my world, which is pretty good, and I feel like if I meet Mizuki-sensei in the future, I won't fall for him! β
Azathoth: "But I think it's better for you to pretend to be fooled."
The ramen is delicious: "Why?"
Whitebeard: "I also watched some of it, after all, you learned the technique of multiple shadow clones on the forbidden scroll, this ninjutsu is not bad, you can take this opportunity to learn it."
The ramen is so delicious:" (*γγγ)!! That's right! It would be a shame not to learn such a good ninjutsu! β
Tomie Kawakami: "But I always feel like there's a bug here!" Such a confidential scroll was actually stolen by a student who had not yet graduated from the ninja school, even if Naruto was a nine-tailed fox, it was unlikely! It feels like there's something inside! β
Tomie Kawakami: "By the way, @δΌζ¨ε·₯δ½ ε°±δΈε葨δΈδΈδ½ ηθ§ηΉε?"
Lumberjack: "I'm very busy right now, I don't have time to watch the video for too long, I see that Big Brother Whitebeard's ship is not good enough in some aspects, so I plan to refit Big Brother's big ship."
Whitebeard: "So the bald brother made the boat like this."
Immediately after that, Whitebeard sent a picture of the current Moby Dick.
The Mobey Dick is docked on an unnamed island, surrounded by a large amount of steel and timber that the crew bought from the nearest nearby island in the morning.
The Moby Dick has been torn apart, leaving only the whale head and keel, and some of the crew are now installing steel plates inside the ship, while others are cutting and carrying steel.
Lumberjack: "I have to say, the 'domineering' of this world is really easy to use, and even the steel plate can be cut by attaching it to the knife."
Tomie Kawakami: "Are you planning to build a battleship in the One Piece world?!"
Although Tomie's world also has the anime "One Piece", she doesn't have much interest in this kind of hot-blooded anime, but she just knows a little.
Lumberjack: "That's right! I used to want to build a battleship for a long time, but unfortunately my family was financially sluggish and didn't have the spare money. When I was a child, I read magazines and books about these, and I also looked up relevant information on the Internet, so I can make a low-profile version of the warship here. β
Lumberjack: "Alright! Do not say! I'm going to check out the project, I'll talk about it later! β
Whitebeard: "I'm going to have an infusion too, it's really not good when I'm old, but fortunately, I saw that there is a life-extending pill with more than 3,000 points in the mall, so let's try to save points!"
Azathoth: "Remember the daily draw."
Lumberjack: "I've already drawn it, I got 820 points!" Big Brother Whitebeard also drew more than 700 points. β
Tomie Kawakami: "......"
Tomie Kawakami: "I'm almost crying with 233 points!" (β₯_β₯)β
Tomie Kawakami: "Alright! Don't talk about these sad things. β
Azathoth: "You're the only one who is sad!" We all have higher points than you. β
Tomie Kawakami: "...... Let's move on to the question of why the Secret Forbidden Scroll was stolen by a schoolboy! β
Azathoth: "Is this a distortion of human nature or a moral annihilation, welcome to the ...... Ahem! I'm sorry! Off topic! β
The ramen is so delicious: "How do you feel that asking the group leader is a little unreliable!"
Azathoth: "...... Let's think about your first kiss! β
The ramen is so delicious: "Ahhhhhh Don't say any more, group leader! I didn't mention it! β
Tomie Kawakami: "I don't know why the corners of my mouth are crazy and rising! (=^β½^=)Hee-hee! β
Azathoth: "Tomie feels like he's going to be a corrupt woman!"
Azathoth: "Alright, let me explain!"
The ramen is so delicious: "Sit down obediently~"
Tomie Kawakami: "Sit down obediently~"
Azathoth, who was on the core throne of the Chaos Void, gathered his thoughts for a moment and slowly began to speak in the chat group.
Azathoth: "First of all! At the beginning of the Naruto series, the author didn't plan to draw too long, and some settings were added later. β
Azathoth: "For example, Naruto's life experience, at the beginning, the author originally designed Naruto to be a nine-tailed fox, but in the middle of the game, a setting called 'human pillar power' was added."
The ramen is so delicious: "Renzhuli?"
Tomie Kawakami: "Human pillar power?"
Azathoth: "It is to seal one of the nine tailed beasts with a huge chakra amount in the body, and the carrier of this sealing tailed beast is called the human pillar force."
The ramen is so delicious: "Shrug! Sounds amazing! β
Tomie Kawakami: "Could it be that Naruto is a "human pillar force"? β
Azathoth: "That's it, but the matter of human pillar power is a very important secret in all ninja villages, and most people basically don't know about this kind of thing, so the villagers call Naruto the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox."
Tomie Kawakami: "But what does that have to do with why Naruto was able to steal the scroll so easily?"
Azathoth: "If everyone could steal the scroll so easily, Mizuki probably wouldn't have let Naruto steal it!"
Tomie Kawakami: "So there's still an inside story!"
The ramen is so delicious: "Grandpa Miyome shouldn't be like this!" He often invited me to eat ramen, but I guess I wouldn't be able to read this kind of secret scroll! β
Azathoth: "You didn't see the later plot, in the later plot, Naruto, your parents died because of the nine-tailed demon fox sealed in your body."
Tomie Kawakami: "Wait! I seem to understand something! Let me take a look at it, Naruto's parents died to seal the Nine-Tails, and the beginning of the anime introduces that the person who died by sealing the Nine-Tails is the fourth Hokage, which is to say......"
Ramen is delicious: "The four generations are my father!!"
Azathoth: "That's it."
Kawakami Tomie: "In this way, it makes sense, you don't need to say it to know that the fourth generation of Hokage died in order to seal the Nine Tails, but because he couldn't find a candidate for the fifth generation Hokage, he continued to take over by the third generation of Hokage who was still alive, but the fourth generation of Hokage also left an orphan ......"
Azathoth: "But due to the matter of human pillar power, the third generation can't directly intervene in the matter of Naruto, so he can only give him a plug-in at the right time."
Ramen is delicious: "My background is so ......"
For a while, Naruto couldn't find a good adjective to describe such a "bloody" story.
The ramen is delicious: "Oh no!"
Naruto suddenly felt like something.
The ramen is so delicious: "In that case, how did Grandpa Mizuki know that Mizuki-sensei would ask me to steal the scroll?"
Azathoth: "Don't think Konoha is as peaceful as you think, there are many dark things to deal with secretly."
Tomie Kawakami: "Sure enough, it seems that Konoha has a secret agency in private to help collect information!"
Azathoth: "Look behind yourselves!" The plot behind it can basically be explained clearly, so I don't have to say more. β
Azathoth: "Of course, for the sake of your movie-watching experience, I won't spoil it."
Tomie Kawakami: "Are there still fewer spoilers?"
The ramen is delicious: "I'd better wait until the plot starts!" After all, knowing so many things now, it is enough to deal with the situation in the future. β
Azathoth: "That's right! I'm still quite interested in the forbidden art on the scroll, so you can take a picture with the camera function and send it to me when the time comes! β
The ramen is delicious: "OK!"
Tomie Kawakami: "What are you doing with the ban on the group?" That's not ......."
Azathoth: "I know what you're trying to say, but I don't have any enemies."
After all, no one dares to mess with themselves.
Azathoth: "I just want to see what the forbidden spell is inside, and by the way, learn it and see the effect."