Chapter 25: Before leaving
Killer Jeff: "Me me me!" I'm also going on an adventure in another world! β
Azathoth: "Where are the little boys going?" Is it bad to play well at home on the computer? β
Killer Jeff: "Don't! I don't want to go near Slander, I'm going to shadow him lately, and I'm so close every day, what the Lord said comes true! β
Trembling tornado: "I feel like the picture is a little indescribable......"
Tomie Kawakami: "If something happens, let's send a video!" Excited~"
Overlord of the Universe: "Upstairs thinking is gradually becoming corrupt."
Azathoth: "When I hear that people are rotten, they will bend yo~"
Tomie Kawakami: "Anyway, I have no skin and no face, what are I afraid of!"
Whitebeard: "...... I'm the only one who thinks Tomie's words can come true? β
Lumberjack: "No skin and no face?"
Overlord of the Universe: "Why do I suddenly feel so graphic......"
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In the end, Jeff succeeded in the mission.
Azathoth: "Alright, is there anyone else going to attend?"
Rip Girl: "I'll have one too!"
Rip Girl: "I don't have much to do anyway, so it's good to kill time."
Killer Jeff: "I didn't say that, leader! What the hell are these people in our group! I haven't introduced it clearly, so it's better to take advantage of the time to go to another world to introduce it now! β
Azathoth: "I'm too lazy to introduce them one by one, come by yourself!"
Overlord of the Universe: "I'll do it first!"
Cosmic Overlord: "My name is Poros, and I am a Cosmic Overlord whose goal is to find the strongest man on the surface and defeat him."
Killer Jeff: "Overlord of the Universe! Sounds good NB! β
Trembling Tatsumaki: "Wait a minute!"
Tatsumaki looks at the anime of One Punch Man, and the nickname of the bald man seems to be the strongest man on the surface.
Trembling Tornado: "I remember that we are one world!"
Overlord of the Universe: "That's right!"
Trembling tornado: "That strongest man on the surface won't be ......"
Overlord of the Universe: "It's him!" He's my goal this time! I'm going to beat him! At least a fight with him! β
Tatsumaki was shocked, judging by the strength of the first episode of Saitama who exploded the dragon-level vaccine man with one punch, this Poros may also be a strong guy!
But now Tatsumaki has only watched the first half of the first episode after all, and it is difficult to define it, and it will not be known until later that Poros's strength is.
Azathoth: "Alright, who's going to introduce me next?"
Tomie Kawakami: "I'm me!" It's my turn to introduce! β
Tomie Kawakami: "My name is Tomie Kawakami, and I'm one of the main characters in a horror anime who can split and regenerate, and my hobbies are ......"
Azathoth: "Alright, alright, just give me a general introduction!" Next! β
The ramen is so delicious: "My name is Naruto Uzumaki, and I am an excellent student who is about to graduate from ninja school!"
Killer Jeff: "Really?"
Azathoth: "Well, Naruto's words seem to be pretty 'good.'"
The ramen is delicious: "Hey!"
Azathoth: "Alright, alright, you're bald!"
Lumberjack: "Oh! Is it my turn? β
Lumberjack: "My name is bald strong, I am a lumberjack, I have no specialty, but I have strong hands-on ability, but in fact, I am not very strong!"
Tomie Kawakami: "That is, the level that can transform an ordinary sailing ship into a warship."
Trembling Tornado: "......"
Killer Jeff: "......"
Rip Girl: "......"
Azathoth: "@ε·δΈε―ζ±, I wanted to start with that!"
Tomie Kawakami: "Whoever goes out first will be the one who says it first!"
Azathoth: "Forget it, then the next one is ......"
Whitebeard: "My name is Whitebeard, and I am the captain of a pirate group, Kulalala~ Are you interested in being my son!"
Killer Jeff: "This gentleman is even more bizarre than the previous ones!" It's a bad taste to recognize your son as soon as you come up! β
Rift Girl: "I feel the same way."
Trembling tornado: "Me too!"
Whitebeard: "......"
Whitebeard: "I just wanted to make a joke, after all, the group leader said that my character is like this."
Angel: "I'm going to introduce myself if I have a weak sense of existence!"
Azathoth: "John seems to have gotten a bit of a sense of humor."
Angel: "Don't laugh at me, what is my own situation?"
Angel: "I'm a person who is about to die, how can I care about other people's opinions?"
Killer Jeff: "Huh? This group member seems to have a different background than us! β
Trembling Tatsumaki: "What is going to die!" Doesn't the group owner just care? He's a member of your group! β
Rip Girl: "Even our urban legends of disregard for other people's lives are a little unbearable! It's a group of ......."
Azathoth: "Stop, stop! Wait until I'm done with the comments you're talking about. β
Then Azathos told them about the general storyline of the miracle of the Green Mili.
Killer Jeff: "The group owner said the movie was touching?"
Tomie Kawakami: "Yes! It was so touching that I was moved to tears! β
The ramen is delicious: "Yes! Me too, I started crying in class! β
Killer Jeff: "How do you feel like you're a tot?"
Trembling Tatsumaki: "It's very touching to hear, but I can't believe it if I haven't seen it with my own eyes!"
Rip Girl: "Why don't you send us a video to show us!"
Azathos looked at these two urban legends and a tsundere loli so disbelieving that the movie was touching, so he planned to "zoom in".
Azathoth: "Alright then, since you asked for it, I'll send you a video!"
The ramen is so delicious: "Hee-hee-hee!" I'm sure we'll not cry again after seeing it once, just wait to see the jokes of the new group members! β
Whitebeard: "The old man can still bear it, just wait to see their jokes, Kulalala~"
Lumberjack: "No problem, I've just watched a few touching movies recently, and I shouldn't cry anymore!"
Universe Overlord: "If you can stand it, group leader, hurry up!"
Tomie Kawakami: "Paper towels ready to go."
Angel: "Bubbling."
System: Group leader "Azathoth" uploads a small video file "Miracle in the Green - Tearjerker to the Clip".
Overlord of the Universe: "It doesn't feel good! Paper towels are ready! β
Whitebeard: "Ordinary paper towels are not enough, I asked Margao to bring a bunch of papers!"
Lumberjack: "A bunch! Is it such an exaggeration, I just took a box! β
Whitebeard: "It's not for me, I plan to show the video posted by the group leader to my group of sons, so that they can have a long experience."
Lumberjack: "...... I have to say, people are pit fathers, you are pit sons! β
Killer Jeff: "You're all exaggerating! Need so much paper? β
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With the prelude of the pure music "Phantom Day", all the group members suddenly felt an inexplicable sadness.
Trembling Tornado: "It's a little ...... The feeling of wanting to cry...... Let's get some tissues! β
Rip Girl: "Well, I'll go get some tissues too!"
Killer Jeff: "Did I say it's necessary for you to do this?"
But the rest of the story shows Jeff how important it is to have tissues ready.
It's still that villa, maybe it's because there are no people in this house, Uncle Skinny and Jeff have been living here for almost two days and no one has noticed anything unusual.
Jeff wiped the tears that seeped from the corners of his eyes with his skinny suit, and then pretended that it wasn't him who almost cried just now.
"Uh, Slander, why haven't you seen anyone else coming? Like that Eyeless Jack? β
"Have you forgotten that he and most of the others were recently invited on a long trip? Except for us and the nowhere to be found Zalgo, they basically went. β
"Oh! Yeah! I almost forgot about it! β
"Oh! By the way, is that Jane who always comes to me for trouble? β
As he spoke, Jeff wiped his snot with his skinny suit.
"She went too, and she still went with her wife......"
"Oh!"
Uncle Thin took out a tissue and handed it to Jeff in disgust, saying, "Jeff, don't wipe your nose with my suit!" It's hard to clean! β
Jeff took Uncle Skinny's tissue, wiped his nose and began to howl.
There's no way, he can't cry now, even if it's so touching, but his conditions as an urban legend don't allow him to cry like a little girl, and those few "crocodile tears" just now are already the limit.
"Woo woo woo ......"
"Jeff, it seems that Smile dog didn't go on their trip because of the trouble......"
"Woo woo woo ......"
"And it looks like Smile dog is right next to the house we live in right now......"
"Woo woo woo ......"
βJeffβ¦β¦β
"Uh......h Woo! Woo! β
In the end, Uncle Thin couldn't stand Jeff's crying, and directly entangled Jeff with those pitch-black tentacles behind him.
Especially in the mouth, Uncle Thin specially wrapped a few more layers to prevent him from making that annoying sound again.
He knew that Jeff wasn't really crying, that Jeff was just recalling his own experience because of something.
The most important thing is that he definitely wants to trick himself and let himself experience the pain of coaxing a crying child.
It's a pity that I haven't brought this kind of child......
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The Rip Girl bit her handkerchief in her little room and cried like a tearful person.
"Boom! Why are you so impressed! Obviously it doesn't look spicy......"
"His experience was even worse than that of my 'best friends'......"
Her former friends were indeed quite miserable, like the Yaki Orochi (Xiangliu) or Tamamae (Nine-Tailed Fox Daji), the poor creatures who fled to the Neon Country, but at least they weren't wronged by others......
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Tatsumaki also cried quietly like a little girl who had lost her doll.
It may be that John's story resonates with Tatsumaki, who has also experienced what it was like to be captive before, and that feeling was not pleasant.
Even though no one around him saw it, Tatsumaki still used the sand and dust kicked up by his superpowers to hide his sad expression and behavior, even though the nameless strange man passing by in front of him died in an unknown way.
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Tomie Kawakami: "Group leader! Why is it that the storyline is similar, but this remixed version looks so much more touching! β
Azathoth: "It's BGM!" I added BGM to the video! β
Azathoth: "Alright, let's stop making trouble, let's hurry up and get ready!" I'll call you off on time tomorrow, and you'll have about twenty hours to prepare. β
As soon as he finished speaking, Azathos immediately went offline, and he can be said to be the most irresponsible group leader!
Tomie Kawakami: "Okay everyone, adjust your mentality and prepare quickly, don't be sad, John won't die anymore and why is he so sad, be happy!"
Killer Jeff: "It's easy to say, his experience is really resonant."
Killer Jeff: "That's right! What are the points drawn from this lottery used for? β
Rip Girl: "I want to ask this question too, what can I do with the points?"
Tomie Kawakami: "Points! It can be used to buy items in the Point Shop. β
Whitebeard: "There's a lot of stuff in there, you can take a look."
The ramen is delicious: "I go shopping a lot!"
Tomie Kawakami: "Yes! I've already bought a lot of beauty pills in the mall with these points! There are also potions that can strengthen the body! And there are no side effects! β
Rip Girl: "Can be beautiful!" Looks like I could go buy one and try it! β
Killer Jeff: "Cut! Women just like this kind of unrealistic thing, but I can try the medicine that can strengthen the body. β
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Azathoth took out a backpack and took something out of his room to put inside.
Wan Lin looked at the glittering gems and gold in Azathos's hands, as well as those precious handicrafts, and couldn't help but complain: "Do you have no money like this? You still say you don't have many believers! Couldn't it be that you stole so many valuable things! β
Azathoth continued to place the gold and silver jewels that the Shagai Zerg had sacrificed to him into this backpack with additional spatial magic and a lot of storage space.
"Do you think I, an evil god of the early twentieth century, could dispose of so much treasure of unknown origin without any trace? Who dares to accept these now! β
Azathoth said.
"And even if someone dares to accept it, the news will definitely get out, and when the time comes, so many greedy people will come to rob it, I can't kill a wave of it!"
"Why would I have to cause such an unnecessary and no fun thing when you can provide me with financial conveniences?"
Wan Lin continued to stare at the gate where no guests came, and said: "This is also true, after all, a salted fish like me, even if you give me so much gold and silver treasures, my first reaction will definitely be to sell it to him, and I will definitely not think of these deeper problems."
The system popped out again and interjected: "So the host, you are a dead house in the original world!" If you hadn't met me, you'd probably be dead like this for the rest of your life! β
Wan Lin responded: "Cut! I can enjoy a peaceful life without you, and it's all because of you, so much so that I have to work for you! β
System: "Blame me!"
Wan Lin: "Don't blame anyone!"
Azathoth didn't pay any further attention to the two "good friends" who were bound together, and finally took out a thick book from the room and got up to leave.
"I may have to leave for a month or two and go somewhere else to do something, you have to get along well and don't fight......"
"Why do you feel like my identity as a shopkeeper is not guaranteed?" Wan Lin complained as he listened to Azathos's instructions to him and the system like an "old father".
"Humph! After all, you also have the blood of my inhabitants of this world! As one of my heirs, of course I, as your ancestor, have to take good care of you! β
Although Azathoth didn't say it, he still felt the extremely strong but nonexistent blood of the exiled old ruler in Wan Lin's body.
"Maybe it's the descendant of some of the old rulers exiled by the Old Gods! Anyway, there is some blood of Sabu Nicholas in your body, although it seems to be suppressed by something in him, but you are still my heir, and there will always be a day when you will awaken......"
With this in mind, Azathoth slowly walked out of the inn......