Chapter 35: The Monologue of the Reincarnated
My name is Ke Lan, and of course I'm not that smart and handsome detective, although I'm just as smart and handsome as he is.
Ahem! It seems like I'm starting to be a little narcissistic again, but I'm really handsome, and that's serious!
I used to be an ordinary dead fat house with nothing to do all day, and apart from playing games in front of the computer, my favorite thing was to go to the kitchen to make food.
It seems that it seems unscientific for me to go to the kitchen as a dead fat house.
But in fact, my family is a typical family of chefs.
My father runs a small restaurant, and the business is still relatively good, at least I usually live a well-off life.
My grandfather didn't want to live in the city with us, he thought the city life was too noisy, and he would rather retire in the countryside and help others cook when they were doing happy events.
It is said that my fifteenth ancestor once served as the emperor's imperial cook, but later due to the reform of the imperial court, the reason for the entry of the Qing army, etc., my ancestor fled the capital in a hurry, and later settled in my hometown.
Of course, none of this matters.
As for how I came to this main god space......
Hehe......
If I had known, I wouldn't have clicked on that weird web page!
……
Well......
My name is Ranko, and my name is often pronounced as Conan, but I definitely don't have the high IQ of Conan, I'm just a gourmand with a little knowledge of food.
To be honest, when I heard that there was a reincarnation person named Ke Lan like me, I almost died of laughter.
Hahaha!
Is this a coincidence?
Could it be that this strange Lord God has come to match me?
And our captain actually formed a group with him, and the name of the group is - Food Detective Combo!
This captain also has such a sense of humor, this joke is really literal!
But to be honest, I still have a good impression of this friend named Ke Lan.
Same hobbies - playing games, same hobbies - learning to cook, the age difference between the two is too much - I am twenty-one, he is twenty-two, he is a year older than me, but he is a full ten centimeters shorter than me.
Hahaha!
I couldn't help but laugh when I saw his little resentful eyes.
Hahaha......
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I'm Will, the descendant of a great magician, but I have no choice but to go to the streets to do some magic tricks, and collect tips from passers-by to earn a living.
Until one day I was doing magic tricks on a group of children on the street, when a big truck that was out of control suddenly sped away.
Without hesitation, I used my only useful teleportation technique to teleport myself and the group of children to a safe place.
But I fell into a coma due to an overload of magic, and when I woke up, I was in a strange environment and met a group of strange people.
Although some of these people look cold, I can actually feel their relationship with each other.
Or this may also be a kind of sympathy mentality, after all, it may be a lifelong comrade-in-arms in the future.
Of course, I've also used some mind-reading techniques to peek into their hearts.
Strangely enough, though, there are five people I can't get a look into, and they're the captain of the leader who calls himself the "veteran".
and the red-haired team member and the other black-haired and black-eyed Asian, and the two inseparable brothers.
I don't know why I was able to understand other languages, but the surprises that God God brought me gave meaning to my life of boredom and disappointment.
Thank the Lord God, thank God......
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My name is Zhang Xue.
I'm the only woman in our team of reincarnators, but I don't fear for my own safety.
The main reason......
Hehe! There were only eight of us on the team, and there were seven of them besides me.
The red hair and the silly sweet white (intermittent middle two disease) who are missing a string in the brain are completely uninterested in women, and they haven't even looked at me for so long.
And the two who almost shared the same name as the detective were only interested in cooking, and they didn't notice me at all.
But to be honest, the food they cooked was really delicious, and it was better than the pile of charcoal I baked myself.
In addition, although the little foreign brother with golden hair is quite handsome, it is a pity that he is a faithful believer and strictly abides by the precepts, and cannot fall in love or have intimate contact with women.
According to himself, the foreign brother was still a family of magicians, but the family heirloom magic book was destroyed by a fire in an accident, leaving only a few fragments, so he had to turn into a magic trick.
As for the captain, he is a taciturn man, and I don't know what he has experienced before, it is said that he is a time-traveler who has experienced eleven different worlds, and I don't know if it is true.
But the other two, I don't know if it's my delusion, I always feel that their faces look a little weird.
How to say that?
It's the kind of disfigured Master Yoda who looks disfigured, his festering green skin covered in burns and stab wounds and arrow wounds of varying degrees.
What's even stranger is that while the rest of the team knew about the existence of these two people, they didn't feel anything strange at all as if they hadn't seen them at all.
But what struck me the most terrifying thing was their bizarre behavior and the hoarse tone of their voices, like their vocal cords being torn violently.
The sound was like the moaning of demons, the roar of ghouls in the graveyard, the mad screams of Dagon in the water......
From what I've observed these days, the two seem to be brothers, often inseparably next to each other, giving the impression that if they are separated even a little, the other will go crazy.
The only difference between them is the horns of a baby goat covered by a hat.
To be honest, I always had a feeling that they had some secrets they didn't want to tell, but no one noticed anything out of the ordinary.
Only the captain and I noticed that they were different from ordinary people.
I also talked to the captain, but the captain didn't ask me to spy on them, saying that reincarnation people can't do any kind of harm to each other, as long as they have the protection of the watch, they can't do anything to other people.
I asked the captain what he thought of the two brothers, and he said that it was better not to explore it, since the Lord God didn't necessarily have to choose humans as reincarnations.
The captain's words sounded a little scary to me, but I still wondered what the hell the two brothers were......
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(Brother) Hahaha! How could this ignorant and humble group of human beings know who we really are!
Brother, we can't do anything about this group of humans!
It's time for that item from the Ancestor to be used!
Oh, no! My dear and stupid brother, that weapon is what I intend to use against that strange head-type creature called the Lord God!
It's not time to use that weapon yet, you damn Pramilt individual!
Brother, you just said that there is a word that is used incorrectly!
Oh, it's the wrong thing there?
The word "damned" is a derogatory meaning in the human understanding, and since we want to control this human world, we must conform to the culture of the dominant species in this world.
Otherwise, it will be difficult for the two of us to completely change the culture of this world, and let this humble world be reorganized!
Oh! Brother! You're right!
But don't really think that there are only two of us Pramilt in this world.
What! Are there any other Pramilt races that exist?
(Brother) as a mature Pramilt race, older brother! Please tell me where they are!
No, I'm a lovely brother like a brute, and I can't tell you where they are, because we have a descendant of Karapuya here.
(Brother) Karapuya! Their descendants would be here!
Don't worry, you cute little bug, that descendant is just a little weak lame Karapuya-esque weak mind control (magic).
After all, our clan has completely sent the last collection of Karapuya-style mental restructuring control methods (magic encyclopedia) that can harm our fellow citizens back into the arms of the flame god demon Yarla.
What we need to worry about is actually the Lord God who doesn't know what strength he is......
When we get rid of the Lord God, we'll return to the embrace of the race......
(Brother) before that...... (I'll eat you just to lay eggs)
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My name is Zheng Xi, and I am the captain of this reincarnation team, and I am also a veteran who has experienced eleven worlds.
To be honest, I always thought that the Lord God was a very tricky thing before I crossed over.
But after I was really chosen by the Lord God to be a reincarnation, I had a deeper understanding of what the Lord God knew.
The main god does not erase the reincarnation as stated in the novel, but only gives some small warnings when the reincarnation makes a mistake, and only punishes the reincarnation when it makes a mistake for the third time.
In addition, the main god will not kill the reincarnator even if the mission fails, or he will be discarded as an outcast in the world where the mission has failed.
The Lord God is very merciful and will only empty your points.
This level of punishment is much better than erasing or something.
So relatively speaking, I'm living well in the main god space, at least I don't have to worry about my life all the time
The reason why I'm so upset is actually because there are two very strange aliens in this reincarnation.
Although I was extremely disgusted with strangers because of what happened back then, I still chose not to move.
The power of the Reincarnation Watch is not something that can be broken through by two deformed lifeforms with only a mere second-level strength!
I really don't want that tragedy to happen again!
Those two terrifying creatures back then should not have appeared in the ranks of reincarnation!
I still remember how its horrible lower molars chewed on the bodies of those novice reincarnators.
It was a nightmare for me!
Its huge spread bat wings and the graceful but tyrannical and crimson aristocratic count sitting on its back were a perfect and terrifying match!
The sucked team members and the machetes stained with pale green blood in their hands form a picture of the despair and sorrow of a weak resistor struggling to resist but unable to protect his comrades.
If the Lord God hadn't discovered and expelled this demon, I might have killed it myself.
It wasn't until I met an amateur vampire hunter from a family of vampire hunters named Urad Hockhal Van Helsing in a group of reincarnators that I realized what the "human" I had met was in the first place......
The vampire lord named "Candela" and the Mansted beast beneath him became the biggest nightmare of my life......