Cosmic Overlord: "Alright then, since there's nothing more to say, then I'll go offline quickly!" There are still two or three days to go to Earth, and I will be able to fight with that 'strongest man' soon, and I feel so excited! ”

Trembling Tatsumaki: "When the time comes, I will come to meet you on Earth!" Your big spaceship will definitely be discovered by the Hero Society when the time comes. ”

Azathoth: "Yo! It seems that the plot is going to be advanced! ”

Lumberjack: "It looks like this now."

Lumberjack: "But I really envy you!" Not only can you travel to other worlds at public expense, but you can also worry about your own financial problems. ”

Lumberjack: "Poor me, I still have to work hard for Boss Li......"

The ramen is delicious: "As a student, I don't feel good! I still have to keep practicing the three-body technique to graduate, but fortunately, I also have the influence of the plot......"

Killer Jeff: "It's good that I don't have to go to school a long time ago, or I'd have been driven crazy in school sooner or later...... Oh! Wrong! I'm crazy now. ”

Whitebeard: "Kulalala~ My sons are about to welcome a new crew member again, I wonder if he is going to be my son?" What do you say? ”

Tomie Kawakami: "I suggest Mr. Whitebeard, be steady, obviously you are such an old grade, don't casually let people be your son, people will be scared to death."

Whitebeard: "Kulalala~ This is my Whitebeard!"

……

"Ahhh I remembered that tomorrow is the graduation exam! I still don't know how to do the three-body technique! Naruto looked at the message he had just sent out with some dismay.

Tomie saw Naruto collapse like this, so he said, "Do you want me to give you a little bit of the 'Tomie cell' in my body?" This way you can use the doppelganger and transformation technique perfectly! ”

"Although the stand-in technique may be a little difficult, at least you can complete the first two first!"

When Naruto heard this, he was immediately startled, and hurriedly rejected Tomie's "kindness".

"No...... No more! I received Tomie's sister's wishes, but I really didn't dare to transplant Tomie's cells to myself. ”

The Rift Girl looked at Tomie and Naruto, and as an urban legend, she was very curious, although she didn't know what was so good about the thing that was called "Tomie Cell".

"What's so good about this Tomie cell?" The Rift Girl asked Tomie in confusion.

Jeff next to him was also listening, he also wanted to know what "Tomie Cell" was, and he wanted to know but couldn't pull this face to ask in person, this is really arrogant enough!

Now Azathos is back in the room to pick out women's clothes, and he thinks that it is a bit too exaggerated to wear this kind of women's clothes in this world where strength is the big brother.

So now the only one who can explain Tomie cells is Tomie himself.

"I originally wanted the group leader to explain it for me, but now I seem to be able to explain it myself!" Tomie Kawakami feels very big.

Although it is your own cell, it is not generally difficult to explain, after all, the person you know least is yourself.

"It's a bit of a hassle, but let me organize the language." Tomie waved them to sit down first, and slowly explained to them when he had a good grasp of it.

Anyway, Naruto probably knew what Tomie's abilities were, so he obediently ran to the Uchiha mansion, intending to investigate the origin of Sasuke and Sakura.

So he said hello to everyone and ran to the Uchiha mansion to continue training, this time Naruto must first break the practice water polo with chakra.

In this way, when you officially start learning Spiral Pills, you can be a little easier than in the original book, maybe it won't take more than a month as said in the original book, and it only takes two weeks or even a week to learn!

Sasuke and Sakura looked at Naruto, who had come so early today, and couldn't help but ask in surprise, "It's so early!" Doesn't that look like your personality? ”

"Come, come, come! Let's go somewhere a little more secluded and talk about something......" Naruto said, pushing the two of them into a secluded-looking room in the Uchiha mansion.

Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno: "...... What are you doing? ”

Naruto Uzumaki (super quietly): "Shh......h Don't talk so loudly, I have something to talk to you about......"

……

"Tomie! Rip Girl! Please come and help me! A big furry head poked out of the room, "My hair is a little too long, please come and help me tie it a little!" ”

Tomie and Rift Girl, who finished talking about the characteristics of "Tomie cells", are now helping Jeff with makeup, the reason is: "As a cute boy, wouldn't it be a pity not to wear makeup, women's clothes or anything?"

Jeff scoffs at this theory, but they promise him that they will buy him a lot of his favorite chocolates as long as Jeff is willing to wear the women's clothes.

Jeff, who is a chocolate controller, naturally can't refuse this kind of py deal, so he obediently puts on women's clothes half-push and half-on-the-spot.

Of course, one day in the future, after Jeff learned that chocolates could be bought with just one point in the Points Mall, he almost didn't hack Tomie and Rip Girl to death!

But now......

Anyway, Jeff didn't feel like a big deal wearing this dark Lolita princess dress.

This dress, which looked good to the two girls, seemed to Jeff to be no different from ordinary clothes.

Still, Jeff preferred his white hoodie and his brown jeans, which had been dyed black by something.

Tomie originally decided to paint Jeff with the rip girl, intending to cover up the crack on Jeff's face, which really affected the beauty of the look.

But since there was a real loli there, they put down the cosmetics in their hands, let Jeff sit down obediently with the chocolate, and they went to tie the hair of the group leader.

"Where is the leader! Our two cosmic invincible super thunderbolt beautiful girl duo are coming to give you a recombinant proliferative care for the peripheral hypertrophic of the body! ”

Listening to Tomie say such a lot of speeches in one breath, Azathos had to sigh that the neon country is really a country of the second middle school of the whole people.

He still remembers the old cartoonist who touched the girl Oupai when he was awake for the last time before his death, he seems to be called Old Man Akatsuka, right? (Author's note: Ason)

Anyway, most of the people in the Neon Country are so middle two and not serious, which is almost a point that everyone on the earth agrees with.

"Speak human words!"

"Well, we're actually here to tie your hair." Tomie smiled at Azathoth, looking second and stupid.

"Why does Tomie look like he's possessed by a traverser? Or is it just a simple secondary school offender? Azathoth and the Rip Girl thought in unison.

But when Tomie took a closer look at Azathoth's hair......

“WOC！ What is this TMD? This thing can also be called hair?! ”

Looking at the strange object that grew out of Azathoth's head and didn't know how to describe it, Tomie was instantly dumbfounded.

Should...... How to say that?

The first section looks quite normal, but the back section of "hair" is completely a bunch of tentacles!

"Uh...... This is one of the manifestations of emotion......" said Azathoth.

"What's wrong?"

Outside the door, Jeff heard Tomie be frightened and burst into foul language, poking his head in from outside the room and seeing that strange tentacles all over the floor.

“……”

"Farewell! Just because I never came! Jeff "slammed the door shut."

"Whew...... The leader of the group really deserves to be an evil god, exactly the same as the evil gods mentioned in the novel! Jeff, who was almost scared to death, sighed.

"So that's how this should be resolved?" Tomie looked at the tentacles in the room, and said with some headaches, "It's impossible to eat all of these!" ”

"So...... How much can you make if you make this into takoyaki! The Rip Girl said drooling.

Azathos looked at the two of them, and they both looked at Azathoth.

Eventually, Azathoth spoke.

"You ...... Take it and eat it if you want, I don't care! Anyway, it can grow back again. ”

“……”

"Group leader, we're just joking, you don't have to take it seriously......" Tomie and the rift girl shed a drop of cold sweat on their heads, feeling that the group leader seemed to have some skin.

"Okay, don't make a fuss, come and help me cut these tentacles! They're like dandruff, and they feel disgusting to hang on your hair. Azathos scratched his hair and straightened his clothes by the way.

The rip girl looked at the scissors in her hand and felt that this thing was going to be scrapped, but it was okay in this case, last time I saw a magical thing called "Psychic Blocking Alloy Scissors" in the points mall, and there was a reason to replace this worn-out scissors.

In fact, there are also scissors with better materials in the points mall, such as the indestructible Uru metal (representative weapon: Thor's hammer), the Ruyi iron that can change the size at will (representative weapon: Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick), the indestructible and can also make people's souls fly away (representative weapon: nine-foot nail rake) and so on.

But these things are too expensive, basically starting with hundreds of thousands of points, and the most expensive ones are not even allowed to be purchased by group members.

In particular, the black hole scissors that can devour all objects (including space and time) that can be cut by it from the core of the compression decay and collapse black hole are displayed in bold colored font: "This item is too destructive to be purchased by the group owner."

Although this "Psychic Occlusion Alloy Scissors" has other negative effects, it is very cheap!

You can buy one of these scissors for only 6,000 points, and you only need to spend 1,000 points to buy a bottle of "Negative Effect Removal Potion (Normal)" to completely remove it.

Thinking of this, Rip Girl began to use the scissors in her hand to cut the tentacles on Azathoth's head.

"Click......"

"Click......"

"Click......"

Tomie below is using a basin to pick up the tentacles that have fallen, after all, they are parts of the evil god's body! That would certainly be useful!

Even if you don't know how to use it, you can use it to pretend to be with others!

Whether others believe it or not, anyway, these tentacles were cut off from under the nose of the evil god on him, this kind of thing can be enough for an ordinary person to blow for a lifetime, okay!

After completing the "Kill Matt Wash Cut Blow", Azathoth took out a mirror and planned to look at his current "hair".

Azathoth: "......" is completely dog-eaten! Wrong! The dogs are all better looking than this!

"How! Let's see if my hair cut looks good this time......" The Rip Girl is still "asking for credit" from Azathoth.

Azathoth looked at the happy expression of the Rip Girl and really didn't want to hit her, so he said, "It's beautiful......"

"Aren't you sorry for the group leader?" Tomie ruthlessly mended the knife on the side, "This is obviously cut like a dog gnawed." ”

The Rip Girl's smile froze, and Azathoth's next words made her give up the idea of entering the "Kill Matt Wash, Scissor and Blow" industry.

"It's really good by the standards of the Xiagai Zerg, but they are a group of crazy races who wander in the universe and worship the incarnation of the Lord of the Outer Gods."

Hearing Azathos and Tomie say this, the Rift Girl silently drew circles in the corner.

Asato ignored the two of them, he should have known that their decision was very unreliable.

So he waved his hands, and his messy hair was instantly tied into a double ponytail.

Tomie: "...... It's so convenient, why do you want us to tie your hair? ”

Azathoth: "I just wanted to see if your hair was better than mine, it seems that I was wrong......"

Two: "......"