Azathos and the others were a little dumbfounded when they arrived at the door of Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant.

"The owner of our restaurant is researching new cuisines and is temporarily closed for one day."

I didn't expect that today's hand-beaten uncle didn't open the door, so he suspended business so irresponsibly? It's just as uncomfortable as the author of a novel!

Azathos couldn't help but whisper in a voice that no one else could hear: "I didn't expect the author to actually blacken himself......"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Tomie's complaint: "Ah! How so! It's not open today! What the hell are we going to eat for lunch? We can't drink the northwest wind! ”

Azathos looked at Tomie, who had a lost face, and complained, "No! It's you who want to drink the northwest wind, and I don't have to eat. ”

Jeff: "......"

Rip Girl: "......"

We didn't say anything, huh? Why are we so innocently lying on the gun?

"Forget it, just go back and get your own food!" Azathos proposed.

Tomie thought for a while, as if this was the only way to do it now, but ......

"What's the ingredient?"

Tomie was puzzled, didn't they buy food? How to cook without even the most basic salt?

"Could it be that we really went back to drink the northwest wind?" Jeff said.

"Then instead of that, we might as well go to Naruto's house and have a meal." The Rift Woman came up with another plan.

However, this plan was rejected by Azathoth.

"People are living so hard, you still have to go to his house to eat, do you still want to have a face?"

If this is said, if it were ordinary people, they would have been embarrassed to be blushing a long time ago, but are the three of them ordinary people?

Definitely not!

So they replied, "We must be shameless, we really have nothing to be ashamed of, we are so thick-skinned......"

Azathos looked at this group of stinky and shameless group members, and couldn't help but sigh: "You really deserve to be my group members!" Sure enough, it's still so stinky and shameless. ”

"Huh...... Group leader, you've won a prize. ”

The crowd replied a little speechlessly.

"That's it!" Azathoth patted his skirt and said, "Anyway, I, the leader of the group, won't be hungry for you, so can't I buy food from the points store?" Although the things in the store are not very tasty, it is just ......"

Sure enough, I shouldn't have worn this dress out, I feel so troublesome!

And there are always gentlemen peeking around the corner, which really annoys Azathoth!

This is not the earth, and in the years when I wore women's clothes on the earth, because I looked like a passerby at the time, no one wanted to look at myself a few more times.

Now Azathoth looks much better than before, and naturally trouble comes to his door.

In fact, these women's clothes brought by Azathoth were all purchased from the points store, and they naturally looked like the best-looking ones, which were not very common in the Hokage world.

He was also a women's clothing boss when he was on Earth, and at first he was forced to wear women's clothing because he gambled on some things with fans during the live broadcast of games.

Later......

As soon as I entered the women's clothing, it was as deep as the sea, and since then I have been a passerby......

Okay, let's not talk about that.

Anyway, Azathoth, when they get back to the house, it's his turn to perform!

……

Looking at the octopus dishes in front of them, Tomie and the others silently lowered their heads, covered their faces and complained wildly: "That's really the case!" That's exactly what happened! ”

"Charcoal-grilled octopus tentacles, steamed octopus tentacles, salt-baked octopus tentacles......"

"These can't be the ones we cut off your head!" Tomie and the others complained frantically to Azathoth.

"yes!" Azathoth admits unsurprisingly, "These are the tentacles of a powerful evil god, and after eating them, they are comparable to great tonics!" ”

"Let's put aside the big tonic or something for the time being, I just want to know this ......"

As he spoke, Tomie pointed to a plate of strange-looking things.

"What the hell is this strange thing! Why does it look so much like a rock? ”

When Azathos heard Tomie sigh at the thing, he took out a hammer, struck it open, and pointed to the leaves wrapped inside, saying, "This is called Flower Octopus Feet."

Everyone: "......"

Although everyone was speechless, the taste of the ingredients was still good, at least there was still salt and taste, and they could be eaten.

After eating and drinking, Tomie burped in satisfaction.

"Hiccup! I didn't expect the group's cooking skills to be quite good! And I feel that the idea of using the tentacles of the evil god to cook is also good. ”

"But where did the salt come from?"

Suddenly, the Rift Girl raised a question of her own.

Then they froze all at once, and all of them stiffened their necks and turned to the place of Azathoth, and looked at him with bewildered expressions.

Azathos glanced at them, took out a white stone spirit from his bosom, and explained to the group of people who didn't know anything:

"I said that the essence of the stone is a species that feeds on minerals, and these minerals naturally include sodium chloride, which is the salt we often eat."

"The main minerals eaten by different stone essences are different, and some like to eat carbon-containing substances, which will appear black or transparent like diamonds."

"And this one's favorite food is the free sodium in the rocks, so ......"

Azathoth patted the white stone elf lightly, and a little white substance fell from its wings.

Azathoth picked up the white material that had fallen on the table and said to them, "These are some of its by-products, rock salt, and the main part of its wings."

"Sounds like a tall ......"

"But it seems to be quite scientific......

"But I always feel like complaining, but I don't know what to say at all......"

The three of them complained like this.

"Okay, stop complaining."

"I'm going to start introducing the backgrounds of some of their characters, I haven't read their information for too long and I'm almost forgetting ......"

……

Azathoth: "Ahem! Let's all get together! ”

Crowd members: "Here we go!"

The ramen is so delicious: "You and I have one thing to ...... the group leader"

Azathoth: "Alright! Let's talk about these things later! I'm going to start introducing new members! ”

Lumberjack: "Why did it take so long for the group leader to introduce this time?"

Azathoth: "Oh, it's been a long time since I've checked their information, and I'm only now sorting out their information in my memory."

Jerry: "So do we have materials in other worlds?"

Whitebeard: "Kulalala~ It's not just that! Even some things in the future can be known from the group leader! ”

Mad Dave: "The future! It looks like it's time for the coordinates I've set for Penny to join the 'Future World'! ”

Killer Jeff: "Oh! Will the new group members upstairs be able to cross over?! ”

Azathoth: "It's just a parallel world, and it's also characteristic of Dave's world."

Azathoth: "Anyway, don't send a message yet, and then you will push the message I sent again."

Azathoth: "emmm...... Let's start with the world of Tom and Jerry! ”

Azathoth: "These presentations of mine may have touched on privacy, please interrupt if there is anything offensive."

Trembling Tornado: "......"

Trembling Tatsumaki: "Why didn't you shy away from introducing me......"

Azathoth: "Because you're a dead tsundere, and you're always ready to interrupt every word I say, no matter what I say."

Trembling Tornado: "......"

Tomie Kawakami: "No problem!"

Azathoth: "Alright, don't make a fuss, let's start the introduction!"

Tom and Jerry lie in the cat kennel, intending to see together what the group leader will do to introduce them.

Azathoth: "Tom and Jerry are a blue cat and a brown rat respectively, and they have been living in Tom's master's house, and all sorts of ridiculous stories happen every day......"

Azathoth: "But don't look at this as a daily story and think that their combat effectiveness is not strong, in fact, ......"

Overlord of the Universe: "How?"

Azathoth: "Actually, they really don't have a lot of combat power."

Everyone: "......" group leader, you are really skinny!

Azathoth: "Although they are not strong in combat, their other abilities are still relatively good."

Trembling Tornado: "For example?"

Azathoth: "Hmm...... Let them say it themselves, I don't think it's feasible to say that. ”

Jerry: "In that case, I don't seem to have much of any other ability than to die and run fast."

Rift: "Uh...... This ability is already very perverted! ”

Tom: "I can play some piano music in addition to being the same as Jerry's."

Tomie Kawakami: "A cat who can play the piano? Sounds amazing! ”

Tomie Kawakami: "Then what kind of tunes do you know?"

Tom: "I don't know much, it seems like there's just something — Croatian Rhapsody or Carmen and Moonlight Sonata, Piano Concerto No. 3, Kikujiro's Summer and all that."

Tomie Kawakami: "What did I hear! Croatian Rhapsody! And the Piano Concerto No. 3! These are very difficult world-class tunes to play! When I first came to practice these songs, I didn't learn how to practice them! ”

Azathoth: "It's safe to say that Tom is almost omnipotent except to catch mice."

Tom: "...... Group leader, don't talk about these things! It's heart-wrenching! ”

Jerry: "The leader of the group is right, it's been decades, and Tom still hasn't caught me."

Tom: "You're enough!"

Tomie Kawakami: "...... I just don't know why, but I thought of the lumberjack who could do anything but cut down trees. ”

Lumberjack: "...... What's the matter with me? ”

Crazy Dave: "It's time for the group leader to talk about me!"

Azathoth: "Oh! Since you're so impatient, let's talk about it! ”

Azathoth: "Dave is probably the one with the highest IQ in our group."

Crazy Dave: "I love to hear what the group leader says."

Azathoth: "But he always felt like his brain was being imprisoned by something."

Tomie Kawakami: "I see! It must be that Dave's intelligence has been controlled by human nature, so that he can't continue to improve himself! Am I right? Your Excellency! ”

Tomie instantly made up such an extremely middle-class plot in his brain.

Crazy Dave: "I just had my brain covered in an iron pot."

Azathoth: "He's just having his brain covered in an iron pot."

Dave and Azathos spoke at about the same time.

Tomie Kawakami: "......"

Azathoth: "But don't look at his brain covered by an iron pot, but he still invented an intelligent AI that can travel through time and space."

Crazy Dave: "Yes! I usually call her Penny, and she's like my own daughter! ”

Crazy Dave: "Oh! Hahaha! Little Sun, don't make trouble! I'm still chatting with them! Don't tickle me! ”

In the world of PvsZ (Plants vs. Zombies), Dave is playing with Sunflowers in the Egyptian world.

"Alright, alright! Here's your fertilizer for today, don't throw it away when you're ready! Dave took out a bag of sunflower fertilizer from Penny's trunk and gave it to the strange sunflower with a human face in front of her.

"biu~biu~" Sunflower was satisfied with two small suns, and then it ran outside the yard to play.

Dave saw the two twinkling little suns falling from the ground, and remembered that there seemed to be a red envelope in the group......

Tomie Kawakami: "So what the hell is going on?" Can you explain? ”

Azathoth: "He's a scientist and businessman who can breed mutated plants, it's as simple as that."

Whitebeard: "Scientists, and the bald brother who is an engineer, and Tom who can play the piano......"

Whitebeard: "Shocked! A famous scientist and two engineers and musicians were dragged into the black group by an unscrupulous group leader, is this a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation! ”

Whitebeard: "If I write such a headline in the newspaper of the Great Passage, do you think it will suddenly catch fire?"

Overlord of the Universe: "Be creative!"

Rip Girl: "No problem!"

Killer Jeff: "Very good!" It's just a little bit long. ”

Mad Dave: "......"

Tom: "......"

Lumberjack: "......"

Azathoth: "Why does it always sound familiar?"

Uncle Whitebeard, are you learning from others!

Where did you hear these things!

Or are you possessed by a traverser?