Chapter Ninety-Four: Abel and Uncle
After disposing of the stains on his body, Wan Lin asked Azathoth, "By the way, I seem to have heard you say Sasuke before, right?" Could it be that the Sasuke you said is the one in the Hokage? β
"Yes......" Azathoth replied as he sat in the Taishi's chair behind the sofa and looked back at Wan Lin.
"Oh......" To be honest, Wan Lin only asked casually, after all, it was not easy for a creation god like Azathos to go to another world.
"To be honest, I'd like to see Sasuke of the Hokage with my own eyes...... "Wan Lin really wanted to meet the idol he worshiped before (during the period of Nakaji's illness).
Azathoth: "......" Maybe this guy doesn't know I can read minds, but I can take this guy around in the future, after all, he is also a descendant of Mordikian......
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Now Azathos is arguing with other group members in the chat group, especially Tomie, a guy who always dies, not only Azathos as the leader of the group, but even Satoru Suzuki can't stand to ban him many times.
Forget about driving, the key is that this guy drives completely without regard for other people, up to Edward Newgate the Whitebeard, down to Naruto Uzumaki, the nine-tailed pillar, this guy almost all pressed the wheel of the car in their faces.
For example, the following paragraph:
Whitebeard: "I think something has really been wrong with Titch lately."
Lumberjack: "Something is wrong? When I watched One Piece, I thought he should be a character with good acting skills, huh? It stands to reason that you shouldn't show your feet at this time. β
Crazy Dave: "No, no, no! I think it's normal to show a little bit of a horse's feet, but it depends on whether he really 'shows the horse's feet wrong'.
Rift: "What do you mean?"
Flying Squirrel: "Maybe this guy might be a traverser~"
Whitebeard: "Really!"
Flying Squirrel: "......"
The ramen is so delicious: "God predicts!"
Killer Jeff: "God predicts!"
Trembling tornado: "God predicts!"
Overlord of the Universe: "You really are a god-like man."
Tomie Kawakami: "Is he a man?"
Tomie Kawakami: "I think even if I were to stand naked in front of him, either he just didn't feel anything, or he somehow had an extra bone between his legs like a mammal like a chimpanzee."
Tomie Kawakami: "Oh, by the way, I'm here to popularize science, most male mammals have a certain part of the pubic O bone that can OO when there is no O impulse......"
System: Group member "Tomie Kawakami" was banned by the LV1 administrator "Flying Squirrel" for half an hour.
Flying Squirrel: "Finally stopped......"
Lumberjack: "To be honest, I think Tomie doesn't know how to get science...... It may not be possible to be banned yet. β
Flying Squirrel: "yes......"
Killer Jeff: "Tom ...... the talk"
Tom: "...... Don't ask, I don't really know if I have one. β
Jerry: "Yes~"
Trembling tornado: "=ΝΝΝΝ(κͺακͺβ§Μ£Μ₯Μ)"
Lumberjack: "(γβΏγ)γ"
Overlord of the universe: "β (Β°ε£Β°ΰΉ)β’β’"
Flying Squirrel: "β (βΰΈΊΠ΄βΰΈΊlll)"
The ramen is delicious: "γβ=ΝΝΝΝ(ΕβΕβ§Μ£Μ₯Μ)"
Crazy Dave: "(*γγγ)!!"
Killer Jeff: "!! (β’'β»'β’ΫΆ)ΫΆβ
Rip Woman: "Ξ£(Β°β³Β°|||) οΈ΄β
Angel: "Ξ£(Β°ΠΒ°;"
Whitebeard: "You...... Anyway, how would you know such a thing! β
Jerry: "Uh...... I just saw Tom's x-ray yesterday......"
Tom: "...... I remember! Yesterday I was indeed caught by the owner and taken to the pet hospital for a full body X-ray examination, but I didn't expect Jerry to follow you! β
Jerry: "(β¦ Μβ½ Μβ¦) yes, I also took my nephew Tephy with me, and I happened to see you being pressed on the platform to measure the moon (put the first two words together) Wen ......"
Everyone: "......"
Tom: "...... You stop! β
Jerry: "Slightly! You have the ability to come and arrest me! β
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"Bump!"
The uncle immediately returned to the hotel less than five minutes after leaving, attracting the attention of several people in the hotel.
Under the incomprehensible gaze of everyone, the uncle directly closed the door, leaving no gap at all!
At the moment when the door was closed, the uncle suddenly thought of something......
What the hell are you running! Isn't it usually necessary to fight with them?
As an "immortal lizard", are you still afraid that you won't be able to beat these Foundation guys? Could it be that you are really cowardly?!
But the uncle thought of the "Abel" next to those agents......
Forget it, fighting with that guy anyway will only hurt both sides, and then being contained by the guys from the Foundation, it is better to hide in this strange place!
At least the Foundation probably wouldn't be so desperate to explore such an unknown space, they couldn't have been so mad......
Just as the uncle was thinking this, the door was kicked open by a foot painted with strange symbols.
If you don't take into account the temper of the middle-aged man who kicked the door, maybe he really is a perfect handsome guy.
Strong muscles, a muscular posture, long black hair, and a tall figure......
It can be said that if he puts on his clothes and puts down the jet-black broadsword on his shoulder at the same time, it will definitely make most women feel good.
Zhao Lin's eyes were full of hostility, because Lin Qingxia's eyes had been staring at this man since he appeared!
This made Zhao Lin very unhappy! Even if he knew that Lin Qingxia was not interested in this uncle!
Lin Qingxia in her heart: "Hey, hey, hey~ The characters in my novel seem to be there~"
But the corners of Lin Qingxia's mouth already flowed out of some kind of transparent liquid, and she also let out an extremely crazy smile.
"Hey, hey, hey......"
Zhao Lin looked at Lin Qingxia with this smile, and immediately understood what she was thinking about......
He looked at Abel, who was slowly approaching the uncle, and the hostility in his eyes suddenly turned into sympathy.
Lin Qingxia didn't know, in fact, Zhao Lin knew that she was writing that kind of novel, but he didn't dare to announce it......
He was afraid of being beaten to death by Lin Qingxia......
"On the experience of having a rotten girl wife with a super high force value who is writing a bl novel secretly without telling everyone and only knows what it is like"
To be honest, Zhao Lin really wants to write such a novel that summarizes his entire life in just one sentence.
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Now the uncle is really panicking......
He wasn't sure if the Siberian Husky that he probably couldn't beat himself would take advantage of their weakness when he got into a fight with this guy.
But he looked at the starry sky that had fallen asleep on all fours, and felt that this guy should not interfere in the battle between them.
"I really don't think any Siberian Husky is serious!"
This is a researcher who has studied Uncle complaining about his pet in the containment chamber.
He was then arrested by the security guards who suddenly appeared.
ββ¦β¦ If you dare to violate the rules in the containment room I manage, I will definitely deal with such a researcher severely! β
This is what a certain doctor said in the observation room next to the containment chamber.
Thanks to the uncle's adaptability and learning ability, he learned lip language when he broke through containment before, otherwise he really couldn't understand what the doctor was saying.
Of course, it doesn't matter!
Importantly, it now seems that this powerful Siberian Husky should not be looking for trouble when they fight.
Uncle knew from the lazy and tired expression in the starry sky that this was definitely a creature that was unwilling to move!
In this case......
The uncle looked at the irascible SCP full of battle spirit in front of him (it seemed that he was too), and made a very provocative gaze.
"Cut."
Listening to this disdainful voice coming out of the uncle's mouth, Abel's anger value and battle intent almost reached the highest peak!
"You die for Lao Tzu!"
Abel held the big knife on his shoulder in his hand and slashed at the uncle.
The uncle dodged the slash with his super reflexes, and at the same time quickly jumped behind Abel, swinging his extremely sharp claws with all his might.
But how could Abel, the second son of Adam and Eve, be hurt by such a creature that was hated and spat on by God!
So the moment the uncle's claws didn't touch Abel, he was pierced by a pitch-black knife that appeared out of thin air.
"Whew!!"
The uncle whose claws were pierced roared in pain, turned around and slapped the unreacted Abel with his tail on the wall that the system had just repaired!
"Boom!"
System: "......" MMP, the wall of labor and management has an enmity with you, right?
"Wow!" Able crawled out of the wall and spat out a mouthful of blood.
Uncle wouldn't think like the stupid villains in the TV series and movies, and wait for Abel to stand up slowly.
I saw that many large and small porcupine-like spikes grew on the uncle's body, and he rushed towards the injured Abel.
"Go...... Die! β
A deep and heavy voice roared out of the uncle's mouth.
The wound on Abel's chest that was swept out by the uncle's tail looked extremely serious, but he didn't seem to feel the pain that should have made ordinary people faint, and he held the pitch-black broadsword in his hand, and a variety of pitch-black weapons with different functions and functions also appeared behind him.
ββ¦β¦ Bah! Spat out the remaining blood in his mouth, and Abel's expression became more and more perverted and cruel.
"Hahaha! That's right! Just like we did before when we were at war! Use your body and soul, which hates all living things in the world, to fight me in a hearty battle! β
"I will bathe in your blood, which is hated and hated by God! Write a battle song that sings the praises of my heroic deeds when I defeat you! I will always remember you as an opponent! β
Wan Lin held popcorn in his hand and watched the two SCPs in front of him constantly fighting and fighting in the small living room of his hotel.
"System, are you sure they won't tear this store down?" Seriously, Wan Lin was still a little scared that the two of them were Keter-level guys tearing down the store.
"Don't worry, this store is not so easy to be demolished now, and we will knock them out after they finish fighting, anyway, as a containment object, the cells and other things on their bodies are quite valuable, and most of them are from the Foundation to take the blame......"
The system in Wan Lin's body was already planning a "rip-off" scheme, which made Wan Lin admire him.
"High ...... It's really high! β
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Lin Qingxia: "Hehe......"
Looking at his wife who showed a weird smile again, Zhao Lin silently took out the memo he carried with him.
There were many names on the memo, most of which were erased, leaving only a very familiar name - Lin Feifei.
"Sure enough...... It's him. Zhao Lin showed an expression of "sure enough", "According to my observations over the years, most of the people in Qingqing YY are extraordinary brothers......"
"Poor cousin...... He seems to be getting married next year, maybe Qingxia will settle down a little after he gets married......"
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The D-class boy in the corner with a camera trembling and recording video feels like he's really wronged!
Why did my fox friends pour themselves that glass of wine in the first place!
If it weren't for that glass of wine, I wouldn't have accidentally entered the wrong house, let alone bumped into the group of people from the Foundation for containment, and I definitely wouldn't have caused those people from the Foundation to fail to be contained because of my drunkenness!
Fortunately, the containment failure was just an ordinary Safe-level SCP, and it was successfully contained when it was contained again the next day, otherwise he would definitely be killed by that group of people on the spot!
However, the Foundation agents were turned into D-class personnel by the Foundation group after they found a bunch of contraband in their home that they didn't know where they came from.
Looking at the sturdy safety rope tied around his waist, the D-class boy obediently raised the camera in his hand.
After all, it's really rare for two Keter-class containment objects to fight, so let's shoot as many precious images as possible......