Chapter 137: "Normal" Chat Group Routine
Killer Jeff: "Hey, why don't you all talk?" Since you're a new group member, it's time to introduce yourself! β
Killer Jeff: "Ah! Wrong! Now that everyone else is still resting, then you can wait until everyone is online before introducing it! I'll just introduce myself to you individually, but our group leader didn't release my information, and it was more troublesome to explain. β
Killer Jeff: "Hee-hee-hee~ My name is Jeff, you can also call me 'Killer Jeff', anyway, you can call this kind of thing whatever you want......"
Anyway, Jeff said "Balabala" for most of the day, and the new group members finally understood Jeff's true identity, and at the same time, they kept communicating and communicating with Jeff as if they had found their own kind.
Five rabbits: "It's also a horror legend, why is your personality so perverted?"
Killer Jeff: "A guy who has been killed and resurrected is not qualified to speak of me."
Five Rabbits: "How do you know! I haven't told you about it yet! β
Killer Jeff: "Huh! Do you think I haven't heard that forbidden song? The rabbit man often recommends to me the forbidden song "Ten Rabbits", which is adapted from a nursery rhyme! β
Boat Spirit: "Ten rabbits? Nursery rhyme? β
Pinocchio: "I haven't heard of it."
Killer Jeff: "Isn't that!" None of us are good at the same world system! If you can hear it, there are ghosts! β
Rip Girl: "New group member?"
Ship Spirit: "Are you?"
Rip Girl: "Jeff and I both joined this group together, and we are your seniors."
Five rabbits: "Seniors, ......"
Five Rabbits: "In that case, what kind of group member are you?"
Tomie Kawakami: "As soon as I opened the chat interface, I saw such a message, saying that this group member seems to be a bit anti-customer-oriented, right?"
Whitebeard: "I just returned to the original world and couldn't wait to open the chat group, but I didn't expect three new group members to join the group, this group is really getting bigger and bigger!" Kulalala~"
Thor: "New members? I, Thor, will bless you! β
Lamp God: "Do you want to make a wish for the new group members?" I can help you make your wishes come true! β
Flying Squirrel: "Don't worry about the two goods above, they are just unserious combatants, let's introduce one of the new group members first!"
Lamp God: "The administrator is amazing! Everyone is a mage, can you not be so damaged! β
Thor: "That...... I'm actually a warrior......"
Azathoth: "A mage who is not a warrior is not a good mage, what is a staff?" Pick up the board axe and slash at the opponent and you're done! Only those cowardly warriors use magic! β
Thor: "......"
Flying Squirrel: "......"
Lamp God: "That...... I'm actually a pure mage......"
Azathoth: "That's right, so you'll get damaged by flying squirrels."
Lamp God: "......"
Flying Squirrel: "Group leader, please call me Ainz."
Azathoth: "Do you have an opinion?" (Great Magic Warning ing~)"
Flying Squirrel: "...... Not...... No! β
Everyone: "......" (I want to complain, but I'm afraid of being destroyed by the group leader.) )
Pinocchio: "Your Excellency...... I would like to ask you a question......"
Azathoth: "What?"
Crazy Dave: "Roar roar! Just ask us any questions! Don't bother the group leader with any trivial things! Rick and I are very smart~ There's nothing in this universe that we can't solve together~"
Boat Spirit: "Hey, hey, hey! Don't talk too much! If you are so arrogant, if you are in the Atlantic, you will be bombarded by pirates! Maybe they'll cut your tongue out! β
Morty: "Huh! Sounds so cruel! β
Trembling Tatsumaki: "I think people should be exaggerating, right?"
Ship Spirit: "No, it's true."
Ship Spirit: "Pirates can eat their opponent's crew when they don't have food, which is a very common occurrence in our rough seas."
Lumberjack: "Pirates eat people?" I always thought it was to describe them as greedy, but I didn't expect it to be a fact?! β
Azathoth: "Is everyone online now?" A squeak that didn't go online! β
The ramen is so delicious: "Squeak! I'm going to carry out the task about Zai Bu Chop tomorrow, I have to rest well today, and I must save Bai He Zai Bu Chop when the time comes! β
Overlord of the Universe: "For Naruto now, this kind of thing should be easy to solve - as long as nothing unexpected happens......"
Azathoth: "Come on! If something happens, use the 'Help Each Other' feature in the chat group! β
Angel: "If something happens, I'll lend you my power."
Tomie Kawakami: "I can lend you my ability too!"
Azathoth: "Don't be stubborn, your world has changed, and if something happens, you must use this function that can use the power of other group members!"
Thor: "Thor, Thor, will bless you forever behind you!" Go with confidence! β
Flying Squirrel: "I'll send you a life-saving item if you need it......"
The ramen is delicious: "Thank you, but I want to rely on my own strength, whether it is the big fox or the weapons issued by the group leader, I will never use them unless I have toβbecause these are not my own, and my self needs a certain amount of growth, otherwise I will not be able to control the external power I have!"
Azathoth: "Yo, that's not like Naruto would say at all!" What's wrong? β
The ramen is delicious: "It's okay, just listen to some words from the big fox......"
Pinocchio: "That...... Leader, you seem to have forgotten about us......"
Boat Spirit: "Huh~Ignored Liao~"
Five Rabbits: "It feels like we're outsiders who don't fit into the group."
Killer Jeff: "Don't say that! At least we're the same kind of people! Hahaha! β
Tom and Jerry: "......" We're the ones who are being ignored!
β¦β¦
In Wan Lin's small inn, there are now only this group of powerful creatures or gods whose average strength can easily explode stars, and Zhao Lin and Lin Qingxia had already left the inn early yesterday because of some things, it is said that it seems to be because of some monk competition or something.
Anyway, Wan Lin wasn't very interested, and he didn't bother to join in the fun, of course, the main reason was actually that he was afraid that Satan and Uncle would join forces to escape from this inn that was completely controlled by the now extremely powerful system.
Of course, he was actually overly concerned, because with Satan's cunning, he would not be so stupid as to ignore the "cause and effect of the transaction" between him and the system to force the system or him to poison him.
"Transaction causality" is similar to "monetary causation", except that the latter focuses more on "equivalent substitution", while the former focuses more on "equal transactions".
Once entangled in "transaction cause and effect", it is equivalent to owing a favor to the system, or signing a neutral treaty with the system that everyone must abide by, if Satan violates any of these provisions within the term of the treaty, then Satan will then suffer the corresponding retribution brought by "cause and effect".
At the lightest, the strength will be scrapped, and it will become a waste wood that can't do anything.
At worst, they will endure eternal torture, and only when the true spirit is recovered by the original world system and recycled and reused can the pain of being tormented by countless ubiquitous world laws be ended.
He is not a devil, Satan is just a very "simple" demon, and for the devil who is proficient in gambling and trading, and the best of them can also blind the world laws of a world, Satan is still too "simple" as a demon.
"Yo~ I'm not bored to death!"
Azathoth, who had walked in from the door of the inn, said to Wan Lin who was lying on the counter.
"I thought you'd die of boredom! I've figured out how to collect your body, but it's a pity that you're still alive and well. β
didn't care about Azathos's ridicule, Wan Lin lay on the table and complained to Azathos with the system in his heart: "You are the creator god, you love to ridicule and ridicule, anyway, I'm just an ordinary person with a system, and there is nothing you can do if you want to tease me."
"Host, you're self-aware."
The system occasionally praised Wan Lin.
"That's it!" Wan Lin said proudly, "I'm very self-aware! Otherwise, how could I have survived tenaciously under the gaze of so many bigwigs without being affected by the battle? β
But the system then complained: "It's a pity that there is no self-knowledge of IQ."
Wan Lin: Have you become inflated with the "......" system? I'm your host!
"Your IQ is indeed not good," Azathoth, who knew everything, complained, "otherwise how could you complain about me silently in my heart right under my nose?" β
Wan Lin: "......"
Instead of caring about the lost Wan Lin, the Azathos family sat on the sofa and went about their business as usual.
Naia was always reading the newspapers, and he was always watching news about humans satirizing humans, or humans calling on all humans not to kill, not to cut down forests, and occasionally to read about people with great tricks.
Shabu had been eating.
Yog has been sitting on the couch with a computer in his arms and playing games.
Azathoth......
"You want to destroy that village?"
In the chat group, Azathos asked Pinocchio in a confused tone.
Pinocchio: "Yes!"
Unusually firm tone.
But others remindedβ
Universe Overlord: "Don't talk about this in the group, wait a minute, we'll have a private chat."
Trembling tornado: "I'll dodge it."
Angel: "I don't want to talk about it either."
The ramen is delicious: "Maybe the people in that village are excessive, right?"
None of the members of the group allowed them to participate in this conversation, and there were some of the other neutral and evil members who were too lazy or unwilling to talk to them about it.
Pinocchio: "They...... Killed my dad, so I'm going to get revenge! β
Azathoth: "Oh, this situation can be said openly, and revenge is not a violation of the rules of the group."
Lumberjack: "What?!" This group of people is too hateful! β
The ramen is so delicious: "How can it be!"
Tomie Kawakami: "Group leader, why don't we go and help this group member take revenge......"
Pinocchio: "No! I'm going to take out those guys myself! β
Tomie Kawakami: "But revenge is not such an easy ......"
Whitebeard: "We have to respect him, it's his own business, and we can't directly interfere in other people's private affairs."
Five Rabbits: "Revenge? When it comes to revenge, I also have experience, so I'll teach you how to get revenge. β
Ship Spirit: "Whew...... Human thinking is really strange, and people still have to point fingers for revenge, which is really not too troublesome. β
Flying Squirrel: "It's important to note that most of us are not humans."
Rift: "Or should I say that most humans are not serious humans."
Ship Spirit: "......"
Lamp God: "Or...... Could we please give us an idea from our all-knowing and all-powerful group leader? β
Thor: "What an idea! Just slash them all to death with thunder! β
Crazy Dave: "No, no, no! That's a mistake! Let's listen to the group leader! After all, as an evil god, the group leader definitely has more ways to torture others than us, at least I can't think of any way, hahaha......"
Azathoth: "If that is the case, then I will give you a suggestion!"
Azathoth: "Have you heard the story called 'The Wolf Comes'......"