"Drop! Group member 'Steve' joins the chat group. ”

Lumberjack: "New members?"

Tomie Kawakami: "There's a new group member!" Only one? It seems that his strength should be relatively strong, right? ”

Universe Overlord: "Maybe, after all, he was the only one when the flying squirrel joined the chat group, and now the combat effectiveness of the chat group members has improved a lot, maybe this group member is even stronger."

Boat Spirit: "Strong? How strong? ”

Five Rabbits: "Group Master! Something is going on in my world......"

Azathoth: "Alright, got it! We'll take care of your business, and when the time comes, we'll go on missions in your and Pinocchio's worlds, so let's welcome the new members first! ”

Killer Jeff: "Steve? The names of the new members of the group feel a little familiar, huh? ”

Morty: "Oh! Isn't that Steve Rogers with a shield? I didn't expect this ...... to be added to this chat group."

Azathoth: "@莫蒂, I can tell you for sure it's not him."

Rick: "Haha! Morty! I'll just say you're such an idiot! No wonder Jessica hasn't noticed you! You learn to be cool! Of course you can only be cool! It's not like your grandfather and me! I was very ...... by virtue of my own charm."

Morty: "Rick!"

Rift Girl: "Just lifted the ban and jumped out like this, I think the group leader will not only ban the next time, maybe it will turn you into a lifelong waste~"

Tomie Kawakami: "What is not for life? Please say the word blocked, or I'll think it's going to stand for life. ”

Flying Squirrel: "...... Driving again. ”

Trembling Tatsumaki: "To be honest, Tomie doesn't say that I really can't think of going there."

The ramen is delicious: "I don't want to mix it up in the adult world...... Sasuke! Go and help me block the attack! ”

Thor: "How can this be! Don't get distracted while fighting! Beat him! Remember to fight to the death! Don't be merciful! ”

The ramen is delicious: "Ugh...... We had already solved them in the morning, and now I'm playing with Sasuke and Sakura on the computer I bought in the chat group, and the performance is not bad, and it's really smooth when I play the game...... Food for me! I'm going to get my blood back! Okay, let's not talk about it for now, I'm going to go offline and continue the game. ”

Steve: "Who are you?"

Steve: "Where is this?"

Steve: "Why did my idea come up on this thing?"

Steve: "Wait, there's an introduction to this strange thing?" I'll take a look at ......"

Steve: "Other worlds? Sounds pretty good, but aren't you all residents of other worlds too? By the way, do any of you know my origins? ”

Steve: "I'm in a world full of blocks, and almost everything in it is square, and it's ......"

Tomie Kawakami: "Wait! Wait a minute! Why are you messaging so fast! ”

Steve: "Fast?" I'm just going to practice my language and logic skills in the manual typing mode that I chose out of boredom, although I don't know what that means......"

Rift Girl: "This hand speed, at least forty years of singleness, of course, if this new group member is a man."

Lamp God: "???"

Angel: "???"

Tom: "???"

Jerry: "???"

Lumberjack: "???"

Crazy Dave: "We're all men, and we're all single, and the elf has been born for thousands of years...... That kind of hand speed is no longer something that humans can achieve! It's only less than two seconds in total, and I guess it's not really awesome or joking. ”

Rick: "Oh hoo! Don't say a few crosses in a second, give me some time to make a few more mechanical arms, I can tens of thousands of words a second! ”

Azathoth: "You're ignoring the computer. To be honest, you're really making a big fuss, and you can do it to dissolve hundreds of other Morty in parallel universes in order to teach your grandson a lesson. ”

Killer Jeff: "Group Master! I don't think it's a spoiler, I really want to see the scene of Rick and the transformed Birdman fighting, and if you say it, you ......can't watch it."

Killer Jeff: "Wait! Did I accidentally reveal something again?! ”

Rick: "yes...... Looks like I'm going to have to warn the birdman to be careful in the future. ”

The ramen is delicious: "It's all cubes...... The new group members won't be what I thought they were, would they? ”

Morty: "It's all blocks...... It's hard to become a new member of the group is Minecraft! ”

Azathoth: Yes!"

Morty: "OMG! I want to play in the world of the new members! ”

Steve: "Ugh...... Welcome? ”

Rick: "Morty! You can't leave me! I need you to help me do some more fun, weird experiments! I think there will always be one of our countless parallel worlds that will make you give up going to the world called Mine...... 'Miners' Battle' or something! ”

(PS: The author is spoofing the original translation of station A, and when I saw station A translate Minecraft into 'Miners' Battle', I really laughed at the author's bacteria!) )

Morty: "Rick! Can I have an adventure time of my own! Do you know? I travel to other worlds for only 600 points! I'm worth enough now for me to cross hundreds of times! ”

Rick: "But you can't leave me!"

Morty: "Why?!"

Trembling Tornado: "Is it that Rick will blow himself up on the spot as soon as he leaves Morty?"

Lumberjack: "Impossible......"

Killer Jeff: "...... Actually, the green-haired cub said a lot of the same. ”

Trembling tornado: "@杀手杰夫感觉有被冒犯到."

Killer Jeff: "Cut! Whatever! ”

Trembling Tornado: "......"

Flying Squirrel: "Forget it, don't make any noise."

Lamp God: "Group Master, why can't Rick leave Morty?"

Azathoth: "I think it's better for Rick to explain the reason himself."

Rick: "......"

Morty: "Rick?"

Azathoth: "Let's stop talking, let them talk to each other."

Everyone: "Okay."

Morty: "Rick, can you say that?"

Rick: "Morty, please don't hold a grudge against me after I'm done...... Don't alienate me either, that's my only request, okay? ”

Morty: "Okay...... Good. ”

Rick: "...... If you hesitate, then I'd better not say it...... You don't need to know about this kind of thing anyway. ”

Rick: "I ...... too"

Realizing that he had almost spoken his true heart, Rick immediately disconnected from the chat group.

"Made! Why was this chat group able to identify my truest and most cowardly words and thoughts! Rick, wearing the "Thinking Shielding Module" on his head, yelled.

He had known for a long time that this chat group would tell him what he really thought, so he had developed a module that could block almost all mind intrusions in the three days since he was banned, but now it seems that this thing he developed seems to be useless for chat groups.

Rick removed the device from his head and let out a sigh of relief as he lay down on the bench.

It seems that I still don't know much about this unknown chat group, it has shown itself a lot of incredible things, and it has also detected the most real self.

"Uh...... Rick ......"

"Morty, the door isn't closed."

Morty opened the door and walked in, and he saw Rick lying on his crafting table, with a laptop in his hand.

"Hey! Rick! I think I really should give this game a try......"

Rick looked up, "Morty! I don't need to play games to waste time! Hiccups ~ I need more stimulation...... Hiccup~'s adventure! He pointed at Morty's nose and scolded.

Morty wasn't offended by Rick's behavior, as he already knew from the chat group why Rick was so crazy and hungry for thrills.

Rick ...... We don't need to be sad that we're an anime character, what I'm trying to say is actually ...... Oh! Look! This world is so beautiful, even if it's a virtual world, it's not a big deal, right? ”

But Rick doesn't think so: "Morty! This idea of yours was designed for you by the person or group of people in front of the screen! Our every move, words and deeds are all manipulated and enslaved by beings in higher dimensions! We are nothing more than tools and puppets to please them...... How could you understand ...... little fool?"

Seemingly frightened by Rick's radical language, Morty hurriedly placed his laptop on Rick's workbench and left Rick's workshop in a panic.

Back in the living room, Jerry taunted Morty inappropriately, "How's it going?" Did you succeed in reasoning with that old stubborn? Failed? I knew he wouldn't listen to you! ”

"Jerry!" Beth stopped the loser's self-soothing taunt.

"Hey!" Jerry retorted, "These are the few events I've been able to raise my self-confidence, so can't I have my own ideas?" ”

"Dad, I don't think you need to taunt Morty at all, I mean - there are far more fools on the Internet than you, you can taunt those fools - if you can use a computer to type proficiently."

Xia Mo's ridicule of her father is still so to the point.

Jerry was also so suffocated by Xia Mo's ridicule that he couldn't speak, so he could only pretend to look at the newspaper in his hand that he didn't know how long ago, the date seemed to be last week, and there was a piece of urine stains that had already dried up and a few white dog hairs on it.

Morty sat down on a small chair next to the couch and said with a wry smile, "Maybe Rick will think I'm right in my mind and taste when he starts playing games, right?" I mean—oh! There is that lonely person in the world who doesn't like to play that game! That game is totally a paradise for autistic people......"

At this point, Morty's self-consolation words came to an abrupt end, and he lowered his head and was silent.

Rick: "Hey! Big guys! I've found a treasure! ”

Morty: "???"

Azathoth: "I know."

Azathoth: "Isn't it always so arrogant that the guy with different hearts says that there is nothing worth surviving in this world, but isn't it quite fun to play in the game in private?"

Jerry: "Huh! Mankind! ”

Tom: "Huh! Mankind! ”

Pinocchio: "Huh! Mankind! ”

Boat Spirit: "Huh! Mankind! ”

Five Rabbits: "Huh! Mankind! ”

Overlord of the Universe: "Huh! Mankind! ”

Steve: "Ugh...... Am I a human being? ”

Killer Jeff: "Can an ordinary human break a tree with his bare hands?" A tree with a diameter of one meter? Able to carry millions of tons of goods? Able to fall from a height of twenty-three meters without dying? Can you swallow an apple made of gold? ”

The ramen is so delicious: "I envy Steve! How can I live in such an interesting world! ”

Flying Squirrel: "I don't want to join your complaints, but ...... It's true that I've never seen a human being resurrected in an instant after death, and I don't have to pay any price. ”

Steve: "Resurrection? May I? ”

Lumberjack: "......"

Lumberjack: "I've heard about it, and I think it can be resurrected...... Right? ”

Steve: "I'll try."

Others: "......"