The world of blackened Pinocchio, in the "feedlot" of an unknown town-

"This is a place where we have been enslaved and fed for us," the older Bloods are explaining the facts about the town to the new Bloods, "and people will breed and grow here, and when they reach adulthood at the age of sixteen, they will be our food." ”

The people in the cage did not have the slightest fear or panic, they saw a person next to them being taken away by the blood slave, and the blood was drawn, at most they only raised their eyelids, and they definitely did not make much movement, even those who were about to be taken away had the same reaction.

Some of the bloodlines whose humanity had not yet been completely extinguished frowned slightly, and they said, "Isn't this a little too cruel?" Let them spend their lives in this small space. ”

The elder blood-clan glanced at him and replied in a disdainful tone, "Didn't you think about pig farms and slaughterhouses when you said this?" You incompletely transformed idiot! ”

"We're not cruel, at least we're able to keep them whole corpses, and humans will ingest all the parts of the animals, including the diseased tissues of the animals! What they did was definitely much more cruel than ours! ”

Then another elder blood clan next to him continued: "An average of four square meters of activity space per person is not small, at least we give them the space to move freely, and they will exercise regularly every day to ensure full blood circulation and metabolize impurities!"

"What about ...... else?"

He pointed to the circular activity area in the distance and said to the new bloods, "Wait a minute, when we get to that free play venue, you will know that these humans are absolutely not worthy of sympathy!"

The New Bloods looked puzzled.

The older Bloods also patted the new Blood's shoulder with the question, and said meaningfully, "Be careful not to vomit when you go there!" Because it's disgusting! ”

They were even more confused.

……

"No! You can't go! ”

Squidward has just accepted the strange setting of "chat group".

And he is also happy to put down his work and go on missions in other worlds, after all, he doesn't love his old job very much.

However, after SpongeBob heard that Squidward was going to other worlds, he also clamored to follow Squidward to other worlds.

Obviously, Squidward refused.

SpongeBob immediately hugged Squidward's four legs and said, "I'm going!" Squidward, you're my best friend! I'm sure this handsome, musically gifted cool octopus will never refuse a friend's sincere request, right? ”

Although SpongeBob SquarePants is a little silly and sweet, he also has a good way of praising people, and he also praises others in a silly way.

Maybe in the eyes of SpongeBob SquarePants, Squidward, who has achieved nothing and is arrogant, is really this kind of guy who does not conform to his design.

But in the eyes of others, SpongeBob SquarePants is just talking nonsense!

Deliberately making himself smaller, so that he could communicate with Squidward, the boat spirit couldn't help but complain: "Your friend's eye for people is a little ...... Maverick? ”

Squidward was about to explode: "This little idiot is not my friend!"

"That's right! Squidward! It's true that we're not friends with each other......"

SpongeBob SquarePants confessed for the first time.

But Squidward, who has been in contact with SpongeBob for a long time, doesn't think that SpongeBob really understands the true meaning of his words.

Just when the ship spirit thought that SpongeBob SquarePants would be furious because of the denial, SpongeBob suddenly changed his tone and said, "Because we are the most ~good~ friends in the whole of Beechburg!" Aha, hahaha~"

The demonic laughter constantly stimulated the eardrums of Squidward and the ship spirit, and they couldn't help but cover their ears.

Unlike Squidward, the ship spirit, who has been collecting sailors and ship souls at sea for a long time, is not patient and compassionate to SpongeBob SquarePants, so she directly slapped him to the floor with a single palm.

The annoying laughter stopped.

"It seems that deep down you already regarded him as a friend."

The boat spirit suddenly said this to Squidward.

Squidward paused for a moment, and then said, "How is this possible?" I can't wait to get away from SpongeBob SquarePants! Hahaha~"

Obviously, Squidward's behavior of covering his ears and stealing the bell will not be believed.

She retorted, "If you really hate SpongeBob SquarePants so much, you can't put up with him for so long, if it were me, I should have quit my job a long time ago!"

"I'm just too lazy to look for a job......"

"No, you just can't let him go! You're afraid he'll be so stupid that he'll make himself miserable! You're absolutely just caring about him! ”

Although the ship spirit doesn't usually talk in chat groups, her eyes are very vicious, and she can see the true thoughts of Squidward at a glance.

Squidward couldn't continue to refute reasonably, so he had to say helplessly: "It's just my sympathy for the fool."

"Isn't you the fool?"

The ship's spirit unleashes a soul crit.

Squidward's heart has been devastated!

"Don't ...... Don't say it, I think I need to adjust my mood......"

However, the boat spirit didn't care about Squidward's current mood, she continued to analyze through her own observations and guesses: "You are jealous of him, but you like and care about him, this ambivalence finally makes you decide to be indifferent to him, because in this way you can let him approach you without hurting your face and bring you some joy......"

"Say no more! Let's hurry up! ”

Squidward was speaking to the ship spirit almost in a begging tone, perhaps because she had guessed his psychology correctly!

"The reason why you're jealous of him," the ship spirit said was the best employee award hanging on the wall, "maybe it's because he's more popular than you, and he's always a success in your eyes!" ”

"And he ......" the ship spirit hung up the SpongeBob SquarePants' Best Employee Award medal under Squidward's desperate gaze, "but he can always be friends with you without caring about other people's eyes, whether you succeed or fail." ”

"So you're conflicted and confused!"

The ship's analysis was almost to the point.

"You don't think you're worthy of this successful little fool with a pure heart."

"But you also stubbornly think that he is getting in your way, because his success is more set off your failure and lack of success in this life!"

"You hate all successful people because they are always on top, but he doesn't care about his own honor and is willing to be friends with you, a guy who always fails."

"You would have been snickering, but you found out that he was far more famous than you, that you were nothing more than a foil to him, and he hadn't noticed it yet, so you started to be indifferent to him!"

"All this is ......"

The ship spirit pointed to Squidward's chest.

"It's all because of your vanity, and your pathetic and contradictory self-esteem, and all those innumerable loneliness and loneliness!"

"I'm right!"

The ship's spirit stood on a stool and looked down at the octopus that was eager to curl itself up.

"—Loser!"

Squidward is completely devastated!

The emotions hidden in his heart completely exploded at this moment!

He fell to his knees and wept, feeling sorry for his failed life, but also hating his powerful vanity, which existed all the time, and his arrogance and ignorance.

SpongeBob is woken up by a cry and staggers up from the floor.

When he saw the crying Squidward, his expression was a little puzzled, as if he was thinking about why Squidward was crying here.

"Hey! Squidward, is there anything you're not happy about? Talk to me! I'm an expert in fish psychological counseling~"

As he spoke, he came out of nowhere with a shiny postcard of a psychiatrist, ready to take it to Squidward.

But Squidward didn't appreciate it, just lay on the ground and cried.

The ship spirit shook his head and patted SpongeBob SquarePants on the shoulder, and said, "Let him vent, he's been suppressed for too long."

SpongeBob said, "Really? How do I think Squidward is cheerful? ”

"That's just what you think."

SpongeBob scratched his head strangely, "But I always see Squidward painting himself in his room, huh?" If it's not cheerful, could it be that Squidward just wants to leave something? So that others can still remember his face on the portrait? ”

I was a little shocked to think that SpongeBob SquarePants was a silly white and sweet boat spirit, because she instantly understood what SpongeBob meant!

She stabilized her mood and said, "It's just that he is more narcissistic, and the person who paints his portrait is not necessarily cheerful, he simply enjoys the pleasure that painting himself brings."

Then she muttered again: "It seems that the IQ and EQ are not very high, but in fact, he is obviously a genius with a dual quotient online!"

"What?"

"It's nothing, I'm just thinking about the task"

The ship spirit was confused, then turned to Squidward, who had finished venting, and said, "Go and ask your boss for a leave, and I'll take you two over for a mission when the time comes."

Squidward is also a person with strong self-regulation ability, so naturally he will not be depressed because of this kind of thing, but he feels a little unbelievable about the words of the boat spirit!

"What? I want him to go with him! Squidward resisted.

"Yes, that's right!" The ship spirit replied very solemnly, "Because he can definitely help us a little, and this is also requested by the group leader, and we cannot refuse it!" ”

"What the hell is your leader? Why do you have to do what he says? Also, who are you talking about as the 'group leader'? ”

The ship's spirit was silent, as she thought back to her own shock as the leader took off his vest, and the indescribable horror.

"He is—God!"

"God ???"

The confusion between the two is beyond words.

"Yes, it's God!"

The ship's spirit couldn't help but look up at the ceiling.

Maybe there......

The group leader is watching them......

Azathoth: "That's right, I'm just watching you from invisibility~"

Ship Spirit: "......"

Squidward: "......"