"Gather your legs, don't step on you in the dark. ”

"Step on it, step on it, and don't let the bag (compensation). "He's angry, and the more he says that, the more careful he becomes.

It's easy to have a conflict with a ghost. Xiao Shendao and Hun Mulu can solve the problem, if you have a conflict with someone, and you are in extreme sadness, I am afraid you will have to take your life to solve the problem.

I turned around and helped Qi Liyan walk past the man's legs, and then I stepped over carefully.

There must be a problem in the future of the Heavenly Palace, it is so high, it is so narrow, and the railing is still so two strands of wire ropes, I can't say which time, the people who pay tribute are concentrated, there are more, and a few are squeezed to death.

Qi Liyan and I walked forward hand in hand, and saw two more memorials at the entrance.

What kind of custom is this, rushing to the mausoleum to pay respects after the dark? Is this the "Grand Prix of Guts"?

When I turned towards the west wall, Qi Liyan shook off my hand.

I was full of doubts, Qi Liyan said, "It's almost there, let him see it, it's vinegar again, there are no pesticides around, you have to wrestle with people, it's not appropriate for us to wrestle with it here, it falls down, it's like a light fart, it doesn't flash its waist and it's not bad, let's fall down, it's terrible." If you can't make it, you can't make it. ”

Ah, my uncle is so jealous, I can't complain about killing my dad!

It's not enough to kill my dad, see which woman my dad is around, and kill which woman, endlessly.

I dodged away and let Qi Liyan in front of me, I was behind her, and I could take care of it.

We came to the urn of Uncle Demon. Qi Liyan shook her head and said, "This is it." ”

I looked at it, and it was quite luxurious, "This urn looks like jade?"

", resinous. Three hundred and sixty dollars each. Speaking of this, Qi Liyan burst out laughing, "His father didn't think about it, he also picked up a dragon-shaped one for his son, his son, let the Jade Emperor rebuild the furnace, forge a handful, and get the parts on his body back in good condition, and then he has nothing to do with the dragon, return the dragon, hey!"

At this time, I saw a cowering figure crouching next to my uncle's urn, which was obviously my uncle's ghost.

When Qi Liyan said that, it looked at her with slanted eyes, she couldn't see it?

- Hey, there's a question, can I see ghosts, but others can't see ghosts?

When she was fighting against the ghost just now, Qi Liyan felt it, but she didn't seem to see it, she wanted to see it, especially the ghost who was scary, and the one who was cut off by me, she wanted to see it, she had to scream loudly, but she didn't scream. Obviously, she didn't see the frightening strange appearance, but she just felt that something was wrong around her, and the few people she met who came to pay their respects, they didn't seem to see ghosts, and if they could, they wouldn't be so calm.

What's wrong with my eyes?

I had a small magic knife hidden in my hand, and watched as I reached for the urn, and actually spread my palm to stab my uncle's demon, and it didn't even make a sound, and then lay down.

I didn't expect the sub-yin soul to be so arrogant outside, but the mother yin soul was so "faced", and it turned out at once. Afraid of an accident, I stabbed my evil uncle three times in a row. It then lay it flat and spread out.

I'm stabbing it four times.

When I came in, I was killed with a single knife in the face of those ghosts who stood in the way, let alone such a wretched ghost.

I'm sorry uncle, don't think about giving birth anymore, find a thicker artemisia rod, hold it, and turn it into an inconspicuous little pimple, let people burn a few days late, who let you get into trouble.

I sandwiched the little magic knife between my middle and index fingers, and when I pierced my evil uncle, Qi Liyan watched me from the side as if she threw her hand three times on the side of the urn, so she asked, "What are you doing here?"

"I'll worship it. ”

"Where is the etiquette like this? It's the first time I've seen it!"

"I ...... I am ancestral. "I want to say, this is the worship of the Manchus, I don't dare to say it, first, there are too many film and television dramas in the Qing Dynasty now, I haven't seen anyone worship like this;

The surname Luo is an evolution of the surname of the Manchus, so don't you dare to keep the surname of Qi? Therefore, I didn't dare to say that it was the worship of the Manchus, for fear that Qi Liyan would reveal my old background in a broken way.

In this way, it is also necessary to pretend to worship.

I only said superficially, "Uncle forgive me." ”

Walking out of the north gate, Qi Liyan asked me, "What do you want my dead ghost to forgive you?"

"Actually, I said it for my father, and it was my father who asked me to bow three times in front of my uncle and say 'forgive me'. ”

"You, your dad too, this is a cold dish mixed with crucian carp melon seeds (a kind of fish) - more fish (more). In the end, the dead ghost should apologize to your father: I have nothing to do with him, he has taken me for five or six years for no reason, you say, who should apologize to whom?"

According to the logic she deduced, of course, the evil ghost uncle apologized, but the logic upheld by the two worlds of yin and yang has no logic at all, and it is in chaos, not to mention that there are true and false here, and there are unrealistic things.

Emu led a hundred Hun Mulu to wait for me on the side of the road, I stroked its horn twice, printed a kiss, and said, "Thank you Emu, you saved me once in the Northwest Mountain, and saved me again here." Actually, I have a lot to say to you, but you can't say what we say, we can't communicate, so let's convey our gratitude. ”

I patted its horn, "Let's go, there are still people inside, don't let people come out and be scared to see you, let's go, or go up the mountain or down the lake." ”

Emu said "Zeng'er Zeng'er" twice in his throat, turned his head and walked towards the lake.

With it, the other Hun Mulu also went down to the lake with it. With such a big body, there was no sound at all when he went into the water, but Xiao Hun Mulu was a little happy, and he was crackling in the water.

After a while, everything fell silent.

I stood on the high slope, and saw that when I entered the lake, it became bigger little by little, it turned out that there was a magnification function in the water, and the Hun Mulu was magnified ten times and eight times, and I realized that we had just come to see the Hun Mulu at the bottom of the lake, it turned out to be them, and they were potential to look at the bottom of the lake, both big and beautiful!

On the way back, Qi Liyan talked to me and asked me to go to her house, or she went to live in my house, but I didn't give her a chance to say everything.

She always said that she treats me as my father, ridiculous! I am me, my father is my father, can Lao Tzu and his son still mix together?

Just subdued a flower compatibility, and then ran out of Qi Liyan stupidly, it's terrible!