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First, before getting down to business.
Xiaoyu wants to explain one thing to everyone.
You may be wondering, why is Xiaoyu updated later and later? Is it also unknown in old age?
What is the reason for this?
Xiaoyu will tell you now.
Because Xiaoyu encountered a series of very annoying problems some time ago, the plot is a little crooked......
Speak first and talk about the key points -
The fuse of everything is-
My dad always thought I didn't look like him.
How can it be?
It's been more than ten years?
Why is there such a strange problem?
Xiaoyu is also as confused as the readers in front of the screen, my dad is not my dad, so who am I?
Don't panic, everyone, listen to me slowly.
In fact, since I was born,
My dad has always had this heart problem.
When I was a child, when there was nothing to do, he would hug me, compare with him, and say that this is not like it, it is not like anything!
What the hell is going on or something!
It made Xiaoyu annoying when he was a child.
I have told my father countless times since I was a child:
"Isn't that like? It's quite similar, this high nose, this big eyes are completely carved out of a mold! ”
"People are different from each other, and you are not very similar to grandpa, so I can't say that you are ...... too"
"Don't fight, don't fight! I haven't grown yet. ”
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I said a lot.
But my dad just didn't believe it.
One day when I came home from school,
My dad couldn't hold back anymore,
Took me for a paternity test.
I didn't take it seriously, I'm sure I'm definitely my dad's own, and I'm definitely related to him by blood.
Outcome......
After a few days,
The paternity test results are in.
I was confused,
My whole family was stunned!
The certificate issued by the hospital shows that:
[My dad and I are not related by blood! 】
Oh, my God!
In those days, the whole family blew up.
Everything that could be smashed was smashed by my mother!
In the end, my mother cried to death and held a kitchen knife to her neck, insisting on death to prove her innocence.
No way,
When my life was at stake, I hurriedly dragged my sister to the hospital and asked her and my dad to do another paternity test.
Outcome......
The report shows.
[My sister and my dad are indeed father and daughter. 】
This time.
It was my father's turn to be dumbfounded.
He dragged me to the hospital non-stop, insisting that my sister and I do another paternity test!
Outcome......
The report shows: "My sister and I are not related by blood. 】
I'll go!
My house exploded directly this time!
Everything that could be smashed was smashed by my dad!
Seeing that it can't be done, my mother holds a knife to her neck, and once again wants to prove her innocence with death!
Thereupon.
Poor little fish......
was forcibly pulled by my mother again,
Went to the hospital and did a paternity test.
What a,
The arm that was drawn from the blood was so painful that it was paralyzed, you know?
The whole family waited in the hospital.
No one dared to speak.
The atmosphere was overwhelming.
Originally, the hospital was going to close.
Parents blocked the doctor alive and dead, and let the family produce results.
At last.
The results are in......
The report shows.
[My mother and I are not biologically related]
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I'm dumbfounded!
Who the hell am I!!
Parents are also confused!!
Who the hell am I!!
Thinking about it, there is only one possibility!
That is, when I was born, I held the wrong child.
And then.
Come on.
No one should try to go to work.
A family, all on leave,
I went to the maternity and child health hospital where I was born.
Xiaoyu was born in the small county hospital that day.
There were no computers at that time.
It's all paper files.
The people in the hospital over there were also frightened, and they took a bunch of nurses to the archives to look through the files.
Ultimately.
The results have been found.
The day I was born,
Only one boy was born.
One is me.
One is a man named Yang Xchen.
As soon as I saw the name Yang Xchen.
My sister was stunned.
I was also stunned.
It's a name we're all familiar with.
This TM is my brother-in-law!
At first, we weren't convinced.
It's impossible to get the gender wrong, right?
Later, I compared various materials on the file and determined that Yang Xchen, who was born on the same day as me,
It's just my brother-in-law!!
What a!
My sister couldn't accept it for a while.
What does this TM stand for?
We don't dare to think about it.
One! Dot! All! No! Dare! Think!
My sister called,
My father-in-law and mother-in-law took a taxi overnight.
They were terrified, too!
After all, it is a matter of my biological son, and my father-in-law and mother-in-law immediately called and asked my brother-in-law to come to the hospital as soon as possible!
My brother-in-law said he was busy and couldn't go.
And said we were fooling around.
Father-in-law and mother-in-law went crazy directly!
said that if he dared not come, he would go directly and arrest him back!
In the end, my brother-in-law had no choice but to come over in a tractor.
Then, I was pumped another tube of blood.
Outcome.
Just as we envisioned at the beginning.
The report shows that:
[My father-in-law and mother-in-law are father-daughter, mother-daughter relationship. 】
[My brother-in-law, and my parents, are father and son, mother and son relationship. 】
Moment.
My sister sat on the ground and cried.
It's a very broken kind.
I'm confused, too.
That's not what it means.
I am the daughter of my father-in-law,
My brother-in-law is my sister's own brother!
The family was stunned.
What a big oolong this is!
No one spoke for several minutes.
I don't know how to speak.
Eventually, it's coming,
Anyway, that's already the case,
Everyone can only say good things!
Say "It's all a family anyway!" "It's a good thing that the child is okay." "Life is all passing, kiss and kiss!" "You two don't know!" "When you reach the legal age of marriage, the marriage will still be concluded!"
They're all right.
Happy.
But my sister and brother-in-law are uncomfortable!
This ethical issue makes them feel uneasy.
Especially feeling sorry for the newborn child.
It is said that inbred children are prone to problems, and if the children have problems in the future, they really don't want to live!
But after calming down.
They felt that there was fraud in this.
Let's just say a little.
My brother-in-law and my sister are not at all alike.
It's not like it at all.
Can't find a place that looks like it!
Are there such brothers and sisters?
And, I remember it vividly......
At that time, when my sister entered the delivery room, the doctor also measured my brother-in-law's blood type in order to prevent heavy bleeding.
Said my brother-in-law couldn't give my sister a blood transfusion.
The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, so my sister took my brother-in-law and went to the hospital to do another DNA test!
Let's see if the two are related.
The doctor saw that it was our family again,
His blood-drawn hand was shaking,
Come on, it's endless!
The doctors are tired, destroy, hurry!
Never mind.
I can't care so much about it,
Hurry up and draw blood for identification!
And then.
The results are in......
The report shows.
[My sister and brother-in-law are not related by any blood, and they can't be brother and sister. 】
It's okay, it's okay.
A false alarm.
My sister and brother-in-law are not biological siblings.
The child will not have any messy genetic diseases.
But......
TMD's new problem has reappeared!
Who am I?
That's why the small fish codeword is on the shelves.
Because of lack of money!
The cost of doing a paternity test,
You have no idea how expensive it is!
Xiaoyu wrote a million-word book, and finally saved some pocket money, and handed it all over to the hospital!
My sister and my brother-in-law's background issues are solved.
I have to do countless DNA tests because of my identity......
It's all money!!
But I still have to do it.
If you don't know whatever, your home will be gone!
That's why Xiaoyu is a conscientious codeword.
I just want to be able to put it on the shelves early and make a subscription money.
So everyone must book it all!!
It would be nice to be able to turn on automatic subscriptions!!
Kneel and beg!