Act 31 Threesome (2)

"It's a little narrow......" Lu Mingfei said weakly, as he was trying to squeeze Fingal without touching Nono beside him.

"You squeeze in with your girlfriend." Old Tang held the steering wheel in his hand, and his body kept swaying from side to side with the rock music playing on the car radio, "I'm a poor American ghost and can't afford to buy a good car." ”

"Senior brother! You're too big! ”

"No way, who told Uncle Ben that he was born with a perfect body."

"Do you call it perfect? It's just a lot of fat! ”

Nuo Nuo looked at Lu Mingfei next to him being squeezed into a crowd and giggled.

"Senior sister, don't laugh." Lu Mingfei said angrily.

"Do you want to sit on me?" Nuo Nuo was not angry, opened his arms, tilted his head and stared at Lu Mingfei.

"......" Lu Mingfei suddenly felt that he had a fever, and in order to prevent himself from burning too badly and really paralyzing in Nono's arms, he hurriedly squeezed Fingal again.

"Brother, you're still squeezing me, I'm going to be a burger in Burger King!" Fingal shouted.

"Little White Rabbit, after this village, there is no such shop!" Nono stuck out her tongue at him, and took off her high heels as she spoke, "My feet hurt, my feet hurt." ”

"Why do you always like to take off your shoes?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"You care about me" Nuo Nuo turned his head away from looking at Lu Mingfei, "I can't be taller than you if I don't wear high heels, but it's a crime to come out and play and wear high heels." ”

"If you don't have a superhuman head, you'll die." Lu Mingfei also turned his head over.

"What's the sour smell?" Fingal shrugged his nose and pretended to sniff around, "It seems to be the sour smell of love!" ”

"I smell it too." Old Tang in the front seat nodded approvingly.

"But why didn't any of you sit in the front seat?"

The three people in the back seat of "......" fell silent together.

"That's right!" Fingal patted his head, "I should have sat in the front." ”

"It's all to blame Senior Brother," Lu Mingfei said helplessly, "Everyone's IQ has been lowered by him." ”

"Can I be blamed for that?"

There was a chaotic scene in the car, but Lu Mingfei enjoyed this short but beautiful time wholeheartedly.

This must be the happiest moment since his rebirth, driving the greyhound and his good brother around the city, suddenly mixing in the topic, talking about it, and his beloved girl is also in the city, she has long dark red hair, wears a baseball cap, blows bubble gum, maybe you can walk the streets and alleys hand in hand with her, all this little luck is quietly happening.

At this time, Senior Brother Waste Wood has not yet graduated, and it seems that he will never graduate, and every night he eats and drinks with him to make supper, he can tell him everything in his heart, whether it is good or bad, and drink a little wine by the way, and he can brag and fart all night.

At this time, Old Tang is Old Tang, and he is not the Dragon King Norton, but his friend Lu Mingfei, who goes online from time to time to play two StarCraft, and then occasionally has a video call to chat for a while, to see how he is doing recently, and if there is any bullshit worth complaining about in life.

What's so lonely about these days? As long as the people he cherishes are still there, he doesn't feel lonely at all.

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"Hey, Don, what are you doing?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Me?" Old Tang chewed Burger King's burger, looked around, lowered his voice and said to Lu Mingfei, "I am a bounty hunter, and this industry has a lot of oil and water, so I will not open for three years, and I will eat for three years." ”

"Damn, brother, aren't you a mercenary?" Fingal exclaimed in amazement, "Have you ever been to war in Afghanistan?" ”

"Be quieter!" Old Tang vigilantly observed the customers in the store, and saw that no one noticed the table, so he said with confidence, "How dare I take on that kind of task, the bullets are flying overhead, and I am stunned." ”

"And what do you usually do?" Nono was also interested, biting the Coke straw and asked.

"I'll take the supernaturals, what about exploring the haunted abandoned mansions, going to the ancient tombs to touch the gold...... Anyway, I'll take it all if it's related to the supernatural. Old Tang said mysteriously.

"You can't make any money from paranormal missions, can you?" "After all, it's nothing compared to that kind of deadly task." ”

"I said that I had eaten for three years, but it was actually enough for me for three months...... After all, I don't have anything, I have to pay rent for my house, I have to refuel my car, and I have to pay for food. Old Tang's face instantly pulled down, along with his couch eyebrows.

"But you may not believe it, I have a little luck, and the industry is very mysterious, and I went to a place where nothing happened."

"It's rare that you are the kind of Jiuyang pure body in Chinese martial arts novels?" Fingal looked shocked, "What the hell and what evil spirits have to run away when they see you?" ”

"It's not that exaggerated...... Old Tang buttoned his eyebrows as if embarrassed, "I still encounter something strange once in a while." ”

"For example?" Lu Mingfei asked suddenly.

"For example......" Old Don scratched his hair in annoyance, "I've been having a dream lately. ”

"What's that?" Fingal leaned over and asked.

"I feel like I'm in an ancient city when I dream about it...... The architecture looks like ancient China, but I don't know much about history anyway. ”

"There was a child who kept chasing me and calling me brother, and he said strange things that I didn't understand at all."

"What?" Lu Mingfei's expression was serious.

"Damn, don't be so serious, it makes me seem like I'm really in trouble, is there a saying for this kind of dream in China?"

"There's no explanation, don't worry, you continue." Lu Mingfei swore a promise.

"That kid asked if you could eat me, it really scared me, this is a modern society under the rule of law, who still engages in the bad habit of slavery and cannibalism?" Old Don shrugged.

The three of them stared at him, and Old Tang was seen in a cold sweat on his neck, and asked stupidly, "It won't really be an accident, right?" ”

"Eat, eat!" Lu Mingfei snorted, "Don't worry, Old Tang, it's okay!" ”

"Yes, yes, eat, eat!" Fingal also quickly took a large bite of the burger.

Nono looked at the table, not knowing what he was thinking.

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The three of them walked out of Burger King, and Fingal burped very unimaged.

Old Tang's broken greyhound stopped in front of the door, Lu Mingfei was pulled into the car before he didn't look at it carefully, looking up at the sky, it was a crisp autumn day, there were golden fallen leaves on the trees on both sides of the road flying down, it was time to meet with three or five friends, they still have a lot of leisure, and the fuel tank is full.

Well, I don't know if the fuel tank is full, and the old Tang poor dog should not be able to refuel.

But that doesn't matter, it's still a beautiful day, the sun pierces the clouds, sprinkles on the greyhounds, and with the leisure of the afternoon, the wind blows in the big city of New York.

"Hey, Don, where are you going next?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Of course that'......" Fingal and Old Tang looked at each other and said together, "Internet café!" ”

Lu Mingfei thought to himself that the two of you should hurry up and get a marriage certificate, and I will move the Civil Affairs Bureau to you immediately, is this what Fengou said about the ambiguous affair in New York?

And Old Don?

Nono flattened his mouth, put his hands in the pockets of his denim hot pants, turned and walked down the street.

"I'm not interested in your men's stuff, I'll go shopping on my own."

"Oh......" Lu Mingfei looked at Nuo Nuo's back in the distance, a little sad.

However, he immediately sat in the car with the two fox friends of Old Don Fingal, and the little sadness just now has long disappeared, how can women have games!

"Let's go, I have to rub you on the floor today!" Lu Mingfei shouted excitedly.

"Who abuses who doesn't know yet!" Old Tang shouted unconvinced.

"I'm playing with a mouse."

"Grass, you pervert!"

"Does Senior Brother play StarCraft?"

"It's going to be a little bit, and I played for a while when I first came out." Fingal scratched his head.

"Then I'll teach you how to play." Lu Mingfei said.

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Lu Mingfei left a legend in the Internet café downstairs of his house, whenever he walked into the Internet café and threw down twenty yuan and whispered "Bao Ye", a bottle of nutrition express, or a drink such as Coke Sprite, the little brother who played interstellar in the circle around would raise his head and look at this star-like senior.

Because for the rest of the night, they would enjoy Lu Mingfei's expressionless face, curled up in the sofa, tapping the keyboard with his left hand as if playing Beethoven's Symphony of Fate, and waving the mouse like lightning with his right hand like a book.

The Internet café in New York is not very high-end, and this is an Internet café that Old Don frequents in Brooklyn.

Lu Mingfei thought that this kind of cosmopolitan city was definitely different from their coast, but when he walked into the narrow door of the Internet café, that familiar feeling came to his face.

It was the same as the Internet café downstairs in his house, dirty and broken, filled with smoke, dimly lit, dusty carpet littered with cigarette butts and empty mineral water bottles, sparse crowds of people sitting in different corners, and occasionally one or two Internet addict girls with thighs exposed, all looking back casually.

The black boss in a white vest sits at the counter watching TV with a shoddy cigarette in his mouth.

“how much?” Lu Mingfei, who was full of freshness, ran over and asked excitedly, speaking in authentic bulk English.

When the boss noticed that a guest was coming, he lazily lowered his eyelids and raised three fingers.

"What do you mean?" Lu Mingfei asked Old Tang.

"The black-hearted boss of the dog day, the price has increased again, he is talking about three dollars an hour, obviously I came last time it was two dollars, this broken Internet café will close down sooner or later......" Old Tang opened his wallet indignantly, looked at the few banknotes inside, and felt distressed for a while before taking out a few crumpled dollars and slapping them on the counter.

"Three machines, two hours." Old Tang said to the boss in English.

The boss nodded, and after operating in the background with the mouse for a while, he signaled that they could get on the machine.

Lu Mingfei asked as he walked inside, "Have you ever played GTA San Andreas?" ”

"That must have been played, what's wrong?" Fingal said.

"Do you think that boss looks like CJ, the main character of San Andreas?"

"Grass, when you say that, it's really like, white vest black nigo!" Old Tang slapped his thigh and shouted.

The black brothers in the Internet café cast unkind glances one after another, and a ruthless man stood up and asked, "What the Fxxking Wrong with You?" ”

They quickly slipped into the corner and sat down.

"But don't all black Americans look the same?" Fingal said suddenly.

Lu Mingfei and the three of them glanced at each other and laughed.

Log in to the StarCraft client, the Blizzard game logo appears on the screen, and Don opens the room babblingly.

"Let's teach my brother how to play the game." Lu Mingfei said.

"Playing human beings is the easiest, suitable for novices, you start with low-level spearmen and nurses, 7 peasants build houses, 9 peasants build barracks, 11 peasants build the second barracks, 13 peasants build gas mines, 15 peasants build the second house, and after the soldiers are built, they will be machine gunners when they have money......"