"Blanch! You're here to have fun with your brother again, aren't you? ”

Zhong Sikai took a sharp puff of cigarette and looked at Zhang Ye with an angry expression.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, this look makes him laugh until he urinates.

"Poof...... Hahaha What's wrong with your eyes, sir? Did you go to talk about business last night!? ”

"Huh? I...... Do I have any eye problems? (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))。 ”

"Go look in the mirror for yourself! Poof...... Hahahaha Le me! ”

Zhang Ye touched his nose, and then walked to the mirror with a confused face and looked at it fixedly.

Not much......

“(; ́༎ຶД༎ຶ') Ahhhh Forehead drop eyes! Forehead drops!! ”

The whole building echoed with the screams of killing pigs......

I saw that the position of his eye socket was already pitch black, and the only thing he could see was his eyeballs.

Not only that, but even the upper eye sockets are dark! If you close your eyes, it's a copycat version of a black hole, okay!?

There is depth in the darkness......

Zhang Ye wanted to cry a little without tears.

He believed that if he went out in his current appearance, the cliff would be mistaken for a live-action version of Kung Fu Panda......

Just like this, you can go to the mountains with a hoe to grab bamboo shoots with pandas!

He didn't understand how it was okay to look in the mirror before going out in the morning, but how it was like this by noon......

"Hahaha...... Boss! What did you do with this business last night? Hiss...... The battle is so terrifying!? ”

Just when Zhang Ye was standing in front of the mirror and couldn't figure it out, Zhong Sikai's ridicule reached his ears.

Well?

Fight?

What fight?

……

w(ﾟДﾟ)w！！！ Right! Fight!

Zhang Ye had a flash of inspiration in his mind at this moment, and his thoughts were inexplicably associated with a prop......

Then he confronted the system with his mind:

"(*'ω ́) Tongzi! You said! What's the matter with my eyes!? ”

【（; ̄O ̄) The host's eyes may ...... Should...... Maybe...... Most likely because of the side effects of Wolf Warrior Water]

"Maybe? Should? Maybe? Probability!?

Are you and I in this set!? Yes? Tongzi! ”

【╭(╯3╰)╮Yes! It's all because of the wolf water! 】

After finishing speaking, he didn't wait for Zhang Ye to reply, and then said:

【O(∩_∩)O~~Do you have any questions about the host? If not, the baby will go offline first! 】

"(ノД') Hey! Don't go! Forehead drop eyes! What are you paying for!! ”

Then no matter how Zhang Ye called, there was no response, and he fell into downtime mode.

Leaving him alone to brainstorm......

Abominable system!

Abominable Wolf Warrior Water!

It's just ruining my brother's reputation!

Zhang Ye was at war with heaven and man in his heart, and while he was vigorously slandering "Tongzi", he also figured out the side effects of wolf warrior water!

The side effects of this wolf water after drinking it are really worthy of its description!

These two have dark eyes and don't know the inside story, and they probably thought they were wolves and managed their time all night......

But this thing is still very easy to use, one bite down, this seat punched Nanshan Nursing Home, kicked Beihai Kindergarten......

Wrong!

But I don't know when the side effects will go away!!

(♯'∧ ́) Abominable Tongzi!

Moments later......

Zhang Ye has gradually accepted the side effects of Wolf Warrior Water in his heart.

In his opinion, compared with the effect of wolf warrior water, this side effect is nothing.

Right! It's nothing!

It's a big deal, brother wears a pair of sunglasses!

(* ̄) ̄*) Hey, or I'm smart!

When he came back to his senses, his eyes looked at Zhong Sikai on the side again.

At this time, Zhong Sikai was already smiling, leaning back and forth, holding his stomach with his hands, and bursting into tears.

At the same time, the mouth also made an intermittent "hum, hum" sound.

"Damn! Don't laugh! ”

Zhang Ye's face was full of black lines, and while he was speaking, his heart moved, and he instantly appeared behind Zhong Sikai.

Then he quickly struck out and covered his mouth.

Zhong Sikai was laughing at Zhang Ye in front of him, but in the blink of an eye, the other party disappeared from under his nose!

Then he noticed that there was an extra person behind him, and before he could react, that person covered his mouth!

"Uh......h Woo...... Let go of the nest! ”

Zhong Sikai's face was full of horror, his eyes widened, and his whole body kept writhing and struggling.

"Truly...... Don't move! Be obedient, or I'll kill you! ”

Zhang Ye smiled darkly behind his back, and at the same time leaned out his other hand, gradually stretched out to Zhong Sikai's neck, and deliberately said with a dumb throat.

Zhong Sikai immediately stopped struggling after hearing this.

Seeing this, Zhang Ye knew that his goal of diverting attention had been achieved, so he let go of Zhong Sikai.

Hey, hey, hey, the space department is really awesome!

Teleportation is simply a must-have artifact for sneak attacks!

Is it good to be completely defenseless at the same level?

If you reach the silver level and absorb the silver combat skills, then you won't be able to take off?

Goose...... Goose......

It's like a hundred bulls and a cow in one pen......

The cattle are broken!

Refreshing!

Zhang Ye had a triumphant smile on his little face, his hands on his waist, and at the same time he turned on the crazy YY mode in his heart.

Zhong Sikai just turned around, and when he turned around, he saw Zhang Ye's smirk on his face appear in front of him.

Seeing that the saliva in Zhang Yexiao's mouth was about to flow out, he couldn't help but remind:

"Don't laugh, old man, saliva is about to flow out!"

"Uh...... Do I have one? ”

Zhang Ye subconsciously wiped the corners of his mouth with his hand......

I'm blanching!

There really is!

"Boss, be honest!

How did you manage to be behind me in an instant? Could it be that you kid usually hides it and does magic?

And hasn't your strength always been at the rookie level, why did it suddenly become so big? ”

Zhong Sikai looked puzzled, and at the same time blushed a little.

He didn't understand how Zhang Ye could change from his eyes to his back in an instant.

It's like magic!

If it's just that, forget it, the key is that with his bronze 2nd level cultivation, he is not as powerful as an ordinary person? Suppressed and unable to move?

Nani!?

What an international joke!

This makes himself, the boss, somewhat embarrassed!

"Alas...... Boss, I originally wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but now it seems that I have no chance.

Well, today I don't pretend, it's a showdown!

Actually, I am the first disciple of the Yuan Shi Tianzun of the 36 Outer Heavens......"

"Stop, stop! Boss, you're too good at! In total, the Yuan Shi Tianzun has been pulled out for you?

I think you should just go to the Ili Ranch as a cow midwife, forget it, and give birth to calves!

With your 100-year-old brand signboard specializing in calves, you will definitely be able to achieve economic freedom! ”

Zhang Yegang was spitting and blowing with great interest, but Zhong Sikai choked him with a word......

"Can't you just wait for me to finish blowing, boss!?"

Zhang Ye looked at Zhong Sikai with a resentful expression.

Zhong Sikai looked at Zhang Ye staring at him with the expression of a little daughter-in-law, only to feel goosebumps all over his body, and after gasping, he hurriedly said:

"Hiss~...... Don't look at me like this, I'm afraid! Hurry up, let's just go to eat after speaking, and we're hungry at noon. ”

"Okay boss, then I'll tell you the truth!

I was on my way to distribute flyers today and accidentally fell.

After standing up, he accidentally awakened the attributes of the space system.

Then I accidentally cultivated to the fifth order of bronze......"

Zhang Ye spread his hands, with a Versailles expression on his face, and said "quite helplessly".

"Space Department!? Bronze Fifth Order? ”

"Yes!"

"Falling out?"

"That's right! That's right! Fall out! ”

"What you say is true?"

"Really!"

"You didn't lie to me?"

"Of course! You're my boss! ”

"Okay......"

Zhong Sikai was completely shocked at this time!

？？？

Watt?

God, are you playing me!

Can you get stronger when you walk and fall?

Is that really the case......

I can fall until I bleed!

I know very well what my brother's situation is.

The Awakening Instrument couldn't detect any clues about the ability to cultivate, and as a result, I didn't see it for half a day, and I rushed to the fifth bronze order like a rocket?

It's a space department!?

Just when Zhong Sikai was stunned and brainstormed, Zhang Ye was not idle here.

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for installing a shocking force! The reward outfit is worth 150 points! 】

！！！

Tongzi is online again!

Shocking force?

(* ̄) ̄*) Sure enough, this seat is still very talented in pretending!

Listening to the system prompt sound in his head, Zhang Ye continued to grind his teeth while being happy in his heart......

Tongzi, you wait for me!

Brother is going to put it on your head one day!

……

After Zhong Sikai was shocked, he came to his senses and seriously thought about the words of the next night.

Although he was a little suspicious, because Zhang Ye's words were full of flaws, and he probably wouldn't believe the lame explanation of being tripped over a stone......

But since the other party said so, it is not good for him to continue to ask.

Everyone will have their own secrets, and he can understand Zhang Ye doing this.

But it's a pity that Zhang Ye can't hear Zhong Sikai's inner voice, otherwise Zhang Ye would definitely tell him with a firm face:

What I said is true!

Originally, the system got on after a fall!

Did I have a problem with my explanation?

No questions asked!

Moreover......

With a plug-in, it's reasonable for me to become stronger, right?

……

"Let's go, let's eat! What do you want to eat today, brother will pay for you! ”

Zhong Sikai's stomach was already hungry and began to drum, and he couldn't wait to urge.

"Don't worry! Lend me your sunglasses first! ”

Although Zhang Ye was also a little hungry, he still didn't forget the sunglasses he was thinking about before leaving.

(*ˉ)ˉ*) Brother still has to rely on his face to eat!

After Zhong Sikai rummaged through the cabinets for a while, he handed over a pair of his "Oakley" sunglasses to Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye reached out and took the sunglasses, and walked straight to the mirror to put them on.

Well, that's good!

Now I am very satisfied!

Worthy of you Oakley!

He heard Zhong Sikai mention this pair of sunglasses, and he actually wanted to sell them for 1,500 soft girl coins!

1500 yuan is a small amount of money that can only be earned by sending leaflets for half a month......

Zhang Ye was a little sad.

However, he didn't feel jealous or anything like that, although he was from an ordinary background, his family was poor......

But don't blush your good buddies.

What's more, although Zhong Sikai's family is also a listed company in the magic capital, he is different from those ordinary gentlemen.

He is very friendly, and he also entertains the buddies in the dormitory at any time, and he usually helps if he is in trouble......

So this boss, he deserves it!

"Let's go, boss!"