Chapter 1 Live Streaming Dragons? You're too criminal!
Chen Fan died.
Chen Fan was reborn again.
Why is he so sure?
Because he felt like he was soaked in amniotic fluid, and his limbs could still plop, but he couldn't open his eyes and couldn't see his surroundings clearly.
I don't think my eyes have grown yet.
Chen Fan thought in his heart, soak there quietly, let himself gradually fall asleep, because he knew that if he was too noisy, he might cause great harm to his future mother.
I just don't know what kind of world this world is......
I hope it's a better, more normal person......
I was too bored in my last life, I inherited my father's three pig farms, four sets of demolition houses, six cars, fifty acres of land, alas, every day idle eggs hurt, all kinds of challenge extreme sports, tired to go to the club, support those hard work in pursuit of independence of the beautiful sister.
In this life, it is more meaningful.
Chen Fan fell asleep deeply, only feeling warm all over his body, as if there were countless warm currents surging from all directions, constantly pouring into his body, which made him sleep more sweetly.
And outside.
The two Crazy Little Brother Yang brothers are conducting a live broadcast.
Brother Xiaoyang lowered his head and nibbled on the watermelon, his mouth was full of watermelon juice, and Brother Dayang on the side looked expectant, "Is it sweet?" This dealer said that the serious good watermelon, no seeds, is very sweet! ”
"Well, it's delicious, you can taste it too." While talking, Brother Xiaoyang held his head and gnawed violently, the juice splashed, and it looked extraordinarily sweet.
Brother Dayang was not ambiguous, he directly held the watermelon and took it out with his hand, and when he took a mouthful of the watermelon, his whole expression changed, and the next moment he almost spit it out.
The taste is extremely unpalatable, and there is a rancid taste, thinking that in terms of branding, he can't smash other people's fields, otherwise he will become the second sister of garlic.
Unexpectedly, Brother Xiaoyang opened his mouth directly and spit out the watermelon in his mouth to the trash can, he obviously didn't eat it, it was Brother Dayang, "Hahaha, hahaha......"
"Boom!"
Accompanied by Brother Xiaoyang's rampant laughter, Brother Dayang directly put a watermelon button hat on Brother Xiaoyang's head accurately, and the room suddenly fell silent.
"Brothers, shouldn't I say it, alas, it's hard to say, come on, come on, black and black that brand."
Brother Dayang cleaned up the table, and turned out an egg out of nowhere, "It's not easy for our brothers to come over step by step, thank you for your support, now it has exceeded 30 million fans, in order to thank you for your support, my brother and I, my father and my mother, oh yes, and my daughter-in-law, decided to ......"
"And my daughter-in-law!"
Brother Xiaoyang leaned his face over, arched Brother Dayang, and there was already an extra pot in his hand, "In order to give back to all the fans, we decided to draw a lottery, tonight in the live broadcast room, draw 10,000 people, and each person will send an ostrich egg~"
Ostrich eggs, this thing is still rare in reality, and the most common ones in every household are eggs and duck eggs.
Not many people want to buy something like this, after all, it's too big and cumbersome to make, and you can't finish it.
But if it's a prostitute......
Well, it smells so good!
Looking at the suddenly boiling barrage in the live broadcast room, Brother Dayang and Brother Xiaoyang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, they had been picking gifts for a long time, and it was still a bit difficult to find a suitable, novel, and acceptable gift.
Brother Xiaoyang rolled up his sleeves, put the pot on the table, and then snatched the egg directly from Brother Yang's hand, "This is an authentic ostrich egg, many friends say that the taste is not delicious, the main reason is that the processing process is not in place, today I will teach you how to plate it!" ”
"Let's invite a master chef today to have six ways to eat an ostrich egg, first of all, the simplest and most simple way is to boil!"
Brother Dayang directly lit the fire, in order to be faster, he directly put boiling water, and after a while, the boiling water turned over the pot.
Brother Xiaoyang smiled and soaked the ostrich egg in his hand, "Brothers, let me tell you, this ostrich egg has a unique talent, it is the heaviest and the largest in that pile of eggs, let's spoil it today~"
As he spoke, he threw the eggs directly into the pot, and then rubbed his hands excitedly and waitingly.
The live broadcast room almost laughed.
"Six-six-six, give ostrich eggs for free, a lot of money, hundreds of dollars."
"It's still Brother Dayang, Brother Xiaoyang is really, I'm grabbing a soda in someone's live broadcast room, guess what, it's a big thumb when you send it over!"
"I also grabbed an apple 13 last time, a red apple with a thirteen engraved on it, it is called apple thirteen......"
"To tell you the truth, I'm lying on the bed with my left foot pressing my right foot, and I'm not doing anything today, I'm just squatting here, I have to grab one!"
"Today, the old lady doesn't help, so she will help Brother Yang, Brother Xiaoyang."
"Don't pretend, I've got a showdown, I'm specialized in raising ostrich eggs, this ostrich egg cooked by Brother Xiaoyang is bigger than the others, it feels a little white, it's so strange~"
"Tut-tut, can you be favored by Brother Xiaoyang, can you be small? There are so many ostrich eggs, and it's the only one to spoil it. ”
"Ostrich Egg: I thank you!"
"Ostrich Egg: This Grace, Don't Do It!"
Just when netizens were chatting, Brother Dayang found an abnormality, he looked down at the pot, the originally boiling water had no blisters, after all, it was normal to cook things, but there was not even a water vapor, gurgling, like cold water.
It's not normal!
He stabbed the silly laughing little brother with his hand, "Alas, brother, do you think this pot is a little abnormal?" ”
"Isn't that burning?!"
"The eggs are not ripe~"
Before Brother Xiaoyang could react, he found the slightest abnormality in the more and more barrages, the ostrich eggs lived steadily in the pot, without the slightest movement, just like a big stone.
It's standing!
An egg is upright!
"Master, come and see if your ostrich eggs have become sperm?"
At the shouting of Brother Xiaoyang, the dealer of the ostrich eggs also panicked, and hurriedly came over, Brother Yang and Brother Xiaoyang ordered 10,000 orders from him, which is a big order of millions, and so many people watched the live broadcast on the whole network, if the car overturned, it would be over......
He watched in a panic, and even poked the ostrich egg with a spatula, poked it down and stood up, poked it down and stood up again, like a tumbler.
Everyone in the live broadcast room looked at each other.
At that moment, I heard the egg click, and cracks appeared, as if something was hitting inside.
"Knock...... Click...... Boom...... Click......"
When everyone saw the creature that had cracked open from the inside of the eggshell and emerged, their eyes widened.
The golden light was like the scales that shimmered in flowing water, the four small claws that were short and stubby, the little tail that wagged around, the two small horns on the head, and the sexy little beard.
What does this look like......
"Oh, this ...... Isn't this a dragon? ”
Brother Dayang and Brother Xiaoyang were so frightened that they retreated again and again, and the barrage broadcast in front of them was instantly as fast as snowflakes, covering the screen.
One is particularly obvious.
"Live broadcast to eat dragons? You're too criminal! ”
Dragon, also known as Super Super Prison Bottom Sitting Beast.
Finished!