"it!"

"it!"

"it!"

……

Zhang Ye stood in front of the mirror, stroking his face with both hands, and looked at himself in the mirror in disbelief.

Three interjections in a row!

I can't help it!

This Nima ...... Is this still me?

When did I change my head???

Zhang Ye looked at the person in the mirror, the other party can be said to be red lips and white teeth, clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, handsome and chic, graceful, dignified, and extraordinary......

It's simply a beautiful boy in Yushu, who can't sleep at night by looking at the mirror!!

Zhang Ye pinched his face, and there was an extremely unreal feeling......

Although his appearance was not ugly before, it could only be described as average.

If you want to score, you can only score about 70 points!

But now this face can be said to be perfect, and it belongs to the handsomeness of 360 degrees without dead ends!

If he were to score, he would have scored 82 without hesitation!

Right!

The remaining 18 points are played in the form of 666!

Zhang Ye stared at himself in the mirror, how to look at how satisfied!

This Tongzi is really awesome!

I ate hundreds of millions of points of sugar, and I became a high-value human man???

Is it okay to just change your head?

Zhang Ye couldn't help but think of the advertising slogan of the little forgotten cub:

"The cub has changed a lot after eating, and he doesn't dare to go home to see his father and mother......"

This is really not daring to see my father!

After meeting my father, I guess I don't even know my own cubs!

No wonder it's called Forget the Cub and Forget the Cub......

After eating, I guess I can't tell where my cubs are......

But no one will recognize me now, right?

No one will notice it when you walk on the road, right?

Hey!

Zhang Ye sat on his hairstyle angrily and smiled proudly.

Except, of course, acquaintances!

Although his appearance has reached an almost perfect state, Forget Cub Milk Candy has only adjusted his facial proportions!

Because Zhang Ye's face has passed the growth period, it is not very plastic.

The little forgotten cub can only improve his appearance little by little according to the adjustment of facial proportions.

So although Zhang Ye is more handsome now than before, his facial features have not changed at all.

Compared with my previous self, it was only about a five-point similarity.

But in the eyes of strangers, it may be completely two people!

Because it is difficult for strangers who have not had any contact with him to remember his facial features.

Even if you have been in contact with someone, it is hard to remember!

Except, of course, one person!

Small glasses!

Zhang Ye always felt that the kid with little glasses was very talented, and he stood in front of him with his current appearance......

If he guessed correctly, there is a high probability that Little Glasses will blurt out his name!

Zhang Ye has always believed in his feelings, so he has secretly made a decision in his heart!

Avoid small glasses!

"The oncoming Ni makes Shu so impulsive, this feeling has never been ......"

Just when he was stunned, his mobile phone suddenly rang for a while.

Zhang Ye turned on his mobile phone, but what was displayed was an unfamiliar number.

"Hello! Is there anything wrong? ”

Zhang Ye took the phone and asked politely.

"Zhang Xiaoye! Remember me? ”

A familiar voice came from the other end of the line.

"Yo! Isn't this Miss Lin? How to drop? How long has it been since you started thinking about me again? ”

"It seems that Brother's unplaceable charm is really hard not to be impressed!"

Zhang Ye stroked his hair and teased with a stinky fart.

Lin Yunqing, who was on the other end of the phone, obviously didn't expect Zhang Ye to say this as soon as he opened his mouth, and he was immediately stunned in place!

"Hey! Why didn't Miss Lin speak? Did you hear my brother's low, magnetic and charming voice, and it had already begun to fall in place? ”

"Did you feel the charm of my brother through the screen?"

"It's okay! I want to feel brother, let you feel enough! Please follow your heart boldly! ”

Lin Yunqing was just about to speak, but Zhang Ye slashed over with another critical hit and true damage......

(♯'∧ ́) Damn!

How could he be so oily!!

It's so oily that it makes your scalp tingle!

I'm angry, I'm angry!

Lin Yunqingqi's back molars are about to be crushed!

"You! Right now! Immediately! Right away! Come me to the gym room! ”

Lin Yunqing almost gritted his teeth and said this sentence word by word!

^_^ I wanted to let you go, but since you did your own death, Miss Ben......

Hum!

Lin Yunqing on the other end of the phone waved his fist, and then hung up the phone directly.

And Zhang Ye here is busy sorting out his angry hairstyle, and his eyes have never left the mirror......

I didn't notice that Lin Yunqing hung up the phone!

So I've been talking a lot of nonsense:

"Wow! Miss Lin, are you so good? Want it now? ”

"It's a pity that my brother is not interested in women, so I can't give it to you!"

"Brother advises you to die of this heart! Brother is the man you can't get in your life! ”

"Why don't you speak, Xiao Yunqing? Isn't it too sad? ”

"Forget it, I'll tell you the truth! I'm really not interested in women! My wish is world peace! ”

"It's not...... There's no need to be sad and can't even speak, right? ”

"Huh~ Xiao Yunqing, what about you? What about people? What about people? ”

After Zhang Ye called three times in a row, he saw that there was still no response on the phone, and then he gradually realized that something was wrong!

Immediately after that, turn on the phone screen......

╭(°A°')╮What???

Why did you hang up?

When did you hang it?

I...... How did I not know?

No...... No! Is this going to hang up for me?

Well? What is the most basic mutual respect between us???

Zhang Ye was petrified on the spot!

For a while, there were a lot of thoughts in my head!

The expression on his face was also blue for a while, white for a while, and red for a while......

It can be said that the speed of this face change alone is only stronger than the traffic light!

It's a good thing that there is no one in the dormitory now......

Otherwise, Zhang Ye would be embarrassed and want to live on a different planet......

Now the toes and thumbs have begun to buckle up......

If you use a little more force, the new socks will probably have two more holes......

Zhang Ye was extremely depressed at this time!

What I originally wanted was to make fun of Lin Yunqing to avenge the morning!

As a result, he turned himself into a real clown!

(ノ_<) Woo!

I'm no longer a real man, a real ma

Finish!

I'm a real clown now wow!

It's a pity that Lin Yunqing doesn't know all this.

Otherwise, she would have said to him with a smile:

"Don't cry! Zhang Xiaoye! Be strong! You have to remember that I am the sister you can't climb in your life! ”

……

After Zhang Ye briefly adjusted his mentality, he planned to go to the training room.

Zhang Ye gritted his teeth and walked on the way to the training room.

Luckily, I was the only one in the dormitory!

It's just a social death that belongs to me alone!

But if there is one more person, I'm afraid I can't help but say it!

Forest! Cloud! Clear!

I don't care if you're a celebrity in society or a gang leader! You wait for me!

o('ω ́)oLook at my brother and I'll meet you!

Not long after, Zhang Ye came to the door of the training room.

The moment I saw the words "sports training room"!

Zhang Ye did a good job in order to stop dying in order to stop his social death...... Bah!

For the righteousness of the heart!

For the peace of the world!

For the sake of social order and stability!

Prepare to slay demons and eliminate demons!

This time, even if you die!

Even if it is up to nine days! Down to the Yellow Springs!

Brother is also going to accept you as a monster for the sake of the common people in the world!

Tyre! Monster!

Where to run!