Chapter 16: Little Sa: I was bruised all over Versailles

"By the way, Old Zhou, how did this little tiger stay with the young dragon?"

Xiao Sa keenly noticed that Zhou Lao didn't seem to be ready, and immediately changed the topic, after all, the little tiger and the young dragon are beasts of different races, and it would be embarrassing if they were put together to fight.

National treasure fights with national treasures, how to do it?

Before Zhou Lao could answer, everyone already knew the answer.

I saw that the keeper next door scratched her head, as if there was a little guy missing, which made her suddenly panic, and hurriedly knocked on the rice basin, making a ding-dong sound.

Ding Ding Dong Dong Bang!

The little tiger lying on Chen Fan's body as a tiger quilt instantly pricked up his ears and climbed up directly, this voice is too familiar to it, as long as he thinks about it, he can cook!

Dry rice!

It jumped up directly, and rushed towards the rice bowl on its stout short legs, hitting a tree branch directly on the way, throwing it on all fours, and rolling on the ground several times.

The little tiger raised his head blankly, as if he was looking for east, west, north and south.

This picture was vividly captured by the camera brother, and the naΓ―ve and cute dazed little expression directly blew up the entire live broadcast room, and it was really able to laugh.

Dry rice people, dry rice souls, dry rice has to hold the basin when you run!

The little tiger sat on the ground for a while, then continued to run, buried his head in the hole that Chen Fan had dug yesterday, arched his butt and squeezed through, and plunged into his brothers and sisters, devouring breakfast in a big gulp.

How did it come here, and the problem was solved in an instant.

Xiao Sa couldn't hold back his laughter, as a professional host, no matter how funny the scene was, he stood there, pursed his lips desperately, and desperately recalled the sad things in his life.

I went to school because I always took the first exam, and I didn't experience the feeling of taking the second exam, and I was sad.

I was saddened that I had not taken the college entrance examination and had not enjoyed that unique experience because I had been directly escorted to Peking University.

I was sent directly to graduate school, and I didn't experience desperate hard study, and I didn't have the empathy of World War II, which I regret.

I joined CCTV as soon as I graduated, and I didn't experience the hardships of finding a job, so I was uncomfortable.

As soon as I hosted the work, I succeeded, and it was very popular, creating a precedent for legal programs, and I have not experienced failure in my work, alas, I am so sad.

I have hosted a lot of large-scale programs, often attended the Spring Festival Gala, interviewed a lot of powerful characters, and been influenced by knowledge, but I have not tried to make a comeback from a low point in life, I am not a complete person.

Xiao Sa shrugged his nose, and a sad feeling welled up in his heart, alas, a person like me who has a crippled life can still be happy......

Thinking of his miserable life, he finally controlled his emotions, turned his head and continued to host the live broadcast, "Old Zhou, may I ask what breed this little tiger is, it looks cute and cute, according to the Internet, it is cute and stupid." ”

"This is the South China Tiger!"

This finally asked Zhou Lao's major, and he explained in detail, "The South China tiger is on the verge of extinction in the wild, the number of them is extremely rare, and there may be no more, and our base has artificially cultivated some, which is the third child, just a few months after birth." ”

He pushed his glasses and turned his head to look at the live barrage, all of which were comments that were so cute and stupid, so cute, and really wanted to raise one.

This made Zhou Lao couldn't help laughing, "This little guy is really cute, but if you want to raise this little guy, my country has a complete set of criminal laws, as one of the world's top ten critically endangered protected animals, the South China tiger, raising one is only a slight circumstance, that is, a sentence of ten years, raising two is just a bad nature, that is, indefinite, if you want to raise it, take a look first, do you think it's okay?" ”

"It's too punishing!"

"It's too punishing!"

"It seems that there are only one hundred and forty artificially bred in the country, and there are no more in the wild, this little tiger is more than ten times more precious than the giant panda, it's too punishing~"

Xiao Sa looked at Zhou Lao with a little surprise, Zhou Lao's way of speaking was very down-to-earth, he looked surprised, "Zhou Lao, do you usually like to surf the Internet?" ”

In his cognition, most of the old researchers do not like the Internet very much.

Zhou Lao laughed, "I have a sixteen-year-old granddaughter, who usually doesn't like to study much, but likes to play online, and often nagged in front of me, asking me to go to Jay Chou for an autograph, where do I have time?" ”

"Alas, Xiao Sa, when you see the young man one day, you will also ask me for one, and by the way, why doesn't he write songs?"

"This one, this one." Xiao Sa nodded, "If Jay Lun knew that there were such little fans, he would probably be very happy, but at the age of sixteen, you still have to concentrate on studying, if you have any questions, you can ask me, I will send it!" North! ”

The corners of his mouth rose slightly, but unexpectedly Zhou Lao nodded, "I know, she is also from Peking University, and she is your senior sister, so she asked you for Jay's signature." ”

It is also from Peking University.

Sixteen years old...... Not good at studying......

Xiao Sa was rarely silent for a moment, he felt his eyelids jump, wouldn't he interview Jack Ma again like last time?

At this time, the barrage is already full of hahaha comments, and it is undoubtedly an extremely interesting thing to wait for Versailles to meet Versailles.

"I'm personally curious, Old Zhou, your granddaughter will go to college at sixteen, this one year younger than me, how did she do it?"

"It's very simple, as long as you win the gold medal in the International Olympiad, it's a pity that this little girl doesn't study hard, she only won two hundred and eight, and she became the second, and the first person got a full score, and finally added one point, three hundred and one, a difference of twenty-one points!!"

Zhou Lao couldn't help but sigh when he said it, and his face hated that iron could not become steel.

Xiao Sa swallowed his saliva when he listened to it, this is the International Olympiad, and the provincial Olympiad can be sent to Peking University if he wins the gold medal, this is still the second in the international competition, "How many points is the third?" ”

"Forget it, it seems like two hundred and two."

The first three hundred and one, one more point out of the fullest.

Two hundred and eight.

Three two hundred and two.

Xiao Sa silently turned his head, he had already determined that he had definitely met a jack horse again, and Versailles had met a master of Versailles.

"Hahaha, second ...... in the International Olympiad"

"It's too little, more than twenty points less than the first one......"

"If you don't study well, you will just be sent to Peking University (dog head)."

"Look at Xiao Sa's expression, that dull little eyes, hahahaha!"

"Xiao Sa: I finally got out of the shadow of Jack Ma, but I didn't expect to fall into the abyss of Versailles again."

"Jay, look at the harm you have done to other people's little girls, because I can't hear your songs, I am in a hurry to solve math problems!"

"Jayron: I went up with a waist and a horse, the left hand lightning thunder fist, the right hand five elements of the gossip palm, on the spot to give a song, ah! Little girl, you're awesome! ”

"Phew, it's still not as good as my brother, our brother has been practicing for two and a half years, and he's super powerful."

"Little Kuro~"

Just when netizens were discussing enthusiastically, Chen Fan, who was sleeping on the ground, woke up, and he was woken up by the constantly beating cute pet prompt.

I touched my belly with my paws, and the empty, fleshy little tiger quilt was gone.

He sensed it by virtue of the connection with the little tiger, and found that the little guy had actually run away to cook.

And don't call me yet!

Chen Fan suddenly stood up and roared to the other side, he forgot that he was not the small body before, his body had already become huge, and his voice was extremely loud.

"Groan!"

Earth-shattering dragon roar!

A strange loud and terrifying roar was transmitted, and the entire animal base fell silent in an instant, and under the gaze of everyone, no matter what animal seemed to see the natural enemy that frightened them, it slowly lay on the ground, not moving.

Truly, King of Beasts!

ps: There is another chapter in the evening.