Chapter 23: I Can Withstand the Worst Blow!
Well???
Co-authored Nuwa, when she created people, my sister carved it for you?
Also the whole second back to the factory for repair?
Wrong!
It's an upgrade!
Lin Yunqing's silver teeth clenched, and his little fist clenched!
(*^_^* "Then have you thanked Nuwa Niangniang well!" ”
"I thank you! She said it was all she deserved! ”
Zhang Ye scratched his head, looking embarrassed.
"Zhang! Small! Night! You're looking to fight! ”
As soon as Lin Yunqing's words fell, he hammered Zhang Ye's chest with a thunderous force!
"I'll fight!"
Σ (゚д゚lll) "Poof! ”
Zhang Ye was almost out of breath by this punch!
The blood is gone!
。 ゚(゚´(00)`゚)゚。 "Ahh I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Forget that you still hurt Zhang Xiaoye! ”
Seeing this, Lin Yunqing also hurriedly took out the toilet paper and wiped the blood from the corner of Zhang Ye's mouth.
"Lin Yunqing! What a wicked heart! ”
Zhang Ye rubbed his chest with a sad face.
His fingers trembled and pointed at Lin Yunqing.
˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅"I'm sorry! I was wrong! Say it's okay! ”
"I don't!"
"Nope! You want! ”
"I won't!"
"Don't you say it!"
"I'll just ...... Not...... Never mind! ”
Finally, under the threat of Lin Yunqing's small fist, Zhang Ye still couldn't say those three words with a reluctant face!
Cut!
Just say it!
I just don't want to mess with her!
Definitely not because of fear!
Definitely not!!!
……
After chatting with Lin Yunqing for a while, Zhang Ye gave her two forgotten cub milk candy when he left!
The name is beautiful, and you can become beautiful after eating!
Lin Yunqing naturally scoffed after hearing this, but he still accepted it happily.
After that, Zhang Ye returned to the dormitory at a gallop!
As for why it's fast?
Don't ask!
The question is that he recently fell in love with a motorcycle, and the advertisement in it is the world's galloping, the great luck......
Ahem!
The question is that although he wears a mask, it is still difficult to hide his handsomeness!
So in order to avoid unnecessary trouble!
In order not to be seen as a thorn in the side of the male compatriots!
For the sake of social order and stability!
He had to be like a kid who came home to find his mother! All the way!
This sentence is really pretending to be forced!
Because sometimes......
Handsome, you can't pretend to be handsome!
As a result, as soon as I returned to the dormitory, I turned on my mobile phone, and WeChat was crazy about popping up messages!
Boss: "Boss, why don't you say come and see me!" You kid is on the forum headlines, you know? (Anger)"
Xiao Yunqing: "Have you arrived?" Teacher asked me to have a message with you! After two days, the junior year will organize the spiritual ruin experience, and you will be specially approved to participate as a freshman! Be sure to get there! (wink)"
The third child: "Yes, old man!" I don't even know if I don't read the forum! The strongest bronze level in the gravity room? Gravity chamber performing push-ups? 666! This wave of forced pretense I worship from the bottom of my heart! (clasped hands)"
……
Zhang Ye replied in turn, until he saw the message of the third child in the dormitory......
Zhang Ye couldn't help but have some bad taste, because the third child was the one who liked to pretend to be the most out of the four of them!
Not one of them!
Of course...... Aside from the current Zhang Ye!
That's also the second one!
Then Zhang Ye typed into the other end of the chat box:
Zhang Ye: "Young man! Are you eager to pretend? Do you want to be the one who can pretend like me? (proud)"
The message sent out was quickly replied to!
The third child: "Boss, why are you still pretending to be with my brother?" Are you sure you have what I can pretend? (surprised)"
Zhang Ye: "It's not that I don't dare to tell the truth, I'm just afraid that you won't be able to stand this blow!" (sighs)"
The third child: "The ancients: pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning!" I don't think I'm going to be hit, but you're going to be hit by a real dimensionality reduction! (laughs)"
Zhang Ye: "I'll tell you the truth, in my world, pretending to be forced will never be struck by lightning, do you know why?" (sighs)"
The third: "Oh? Why? (Question)"
Zhang Ye: "Because if you pretend to be forced, you will be struck by lightning!" Then my world is already lightning and thunder now! (proud)"
The third: "...... it! it! it! Can it still be like this!? ”
The third child: "Master! I want to pretend from the bottom of my heart! Please give me some advice! (clasped hands)"
The third child: "Master! Please advise! (clasped hands)"
Looking at the non-stop messages of the third child in the chat dialog, Zhang Ye understood in his heart......
Hey! He's in a hurry!
Then continue typing:
Zhang Ye: "Young man, let me tell you this: "If you want to pretend to be forced, please treat it as an art!" Pretending to be forced is a bits and pieces that exist in life, and there is no forcing to win and force! The point is that I am forced, and it is invisibly natural! So as to achieve the unity of people! You, got it? ”
The third child: "Master, good ...... Makes sense! But I'm stupid, so I have to take my time to comprehend (wipe the sweat)"
Zhang Ye: "Since that's the case, then step down!" (proud)"
The third: "What's that...... Guru! I still have a request that I don't know if to say or not? (shy)"
Zhang Ye: "Let's hear it!" ”
The third child: "Master, can you tell me in advance before you pretend to be forced next time, I can learn from it on the spot!" (wiping sweat)"
Zhang Ye: "...... How do I say it? ”
The third: "Just tell me, you're going to start pretending!" ”
Zhang Ye: "...... Get lost! ”
……
When Zhang Ye and the third child finished chatting, it was already evening.
After a simple change of clothes, he planned to go to the cafeteria to eat.
It's strange to say, obviously there is so much blood on his body, but now it's only been a few hours, and there is not even a single wound on his body!
Only a little bruising!
Zhang Ye touched his chest, and it didn't hurt at all!
ಠ_ಠAha?
What's going on?
Is it because of the relationship that the physique has reached the gold level?
But when Lin Yunqing left, he was still rubbing his stomach!
Everyone is a gold-level physique!
Why did I get dozens of punches......
It turned out that there was no!?
Zhang Ye guessed everything in his heart!
Then link the idea to a prop in the system!
"Tongzi! Give me a 10-in-a-row! ”
Zhang Ye waved his hand, full of spring breeze!
Now he doesn't bother to see how much pretending value is left, okay?
Even the system's chime is off!
Because he's annoying!
The argument is endless!
As the popularity of the ruthless Zhang Ye becomes higher and higher, someone will contribute to him from time to time!
Now it's starting in at least six figures!
Zhang Ye's pretending value, for now, can only be described in four words:
Infinite splurge!
【Ding! Thank you for your patronage! 】
【Ding! Thank you for your patronage! 】
【Ding! Congratulations on winning the lottery! A portion of Wolf Warrior Water!
……
The fact of ten consecutive draws proves a truth to Zhang Ye!
The explosion rate of this Tongzi is really still a surprising pit!
Ten times a bottle of Ganges water has not been hit!
Can you believe this?
Then Zhang Ye came with ten shots!
You don't even blink an eye!
There's no way, who makes my brother not bad for money?
But this time, fortunately, the emperor has lived up to his wishes!
Finally won a bottle of Fit Ganges water!
……
"Damn! To be neat or not??? ”
Zhang Ye held a fruit knife and gestured in the direction of his arm.
This time, in order to verify his conjecture, he is really ready to make a bloody investment!
Zhang Ye seriously suspected that the reason why his wound would heal so quickly was because of taking this Fit Ganges water!
Grandma's!
Done!
Zhang Yexin was horizontal, gritted his teeth, and did what he said!
"! What's going on? ”
Zhang Ye let out an exclamation!
I saw that with the fall of the fruit knife, there was only a slight white mark on my arm???
If you go down with a knife, my blood skin won't fall off, but it's okay?
This Nima!
The physique of a gold-level spirit warrior is really perverted!!
Zhang Ye thought about it while gritting his teeth and adding the strength of the knife!
Damn, I don't believe it!
Can't conquer my own body today?
Fortunately, this knife was finally cut open due to Zhang Ye's extra strength!
Hiss......
It's sour!
It's so hard!
Looking at the wound that kept bleeding out, Zhang Ye gasped.
Immediately, he didn't dare to delay any longer, and hurriedly opened the lid of the Fit Ganges River water, showing off nearly half a bottle!
Oh mom...... Don't say it!
It's still a little taste that is good enough!
Take a bite to show off, that's called a Brin Bring!
Just two words!
Authentic!
After Xuan, Zhang Ye checked the changes in the wound.
it!
I don't know if I don't see it, and I'm shocked when I see it!
I saw that it was only about ten seconds before and after, and the entire wound had begun to stop oozing blood!
This Nima?
This is not comparable to the golden steel wolf???
Zhang Ye looked at the Ganges River water that was still about half a bottle in his hand, and a bold idea appeared in his heart!
Hehe, since it's okay to take it internally......
Then it doesn't make sense to apply externally!
I saw that Zhang Yejiang still had about half a bottle of Ganges water left in his hand, and poured it into the wound!
In an instant, there was an extremely itchy feeling from the wound, which made Zhang Ye can't help but want to scratch it!
Hiss~
It's sour!
Just three words!
Cool and cool!
Zhang Ye closed his eyes, clenched his teeth, and forcibly resisted the urge to scratch the wound!
After a while, a warm sensation came from the wound.
Zhang Ye opened his eyes and glanced at it!
Σ(゚д゚lll)Aha?
This......
This Nima has surpassed the golden wolf!!
I saw that the position of the wound on the arm had completely scabbed and healed!
And that's not all!
Even the healed skin is as white and shiny as a baby's skin!
After reacting, Zhang Ye's eyes lit up, as if he had obtained a treasure.
Hehe, doesn't that mean......
From now on, I can withstand the most vicious beating!?