Chapter 26: A Season of Rain Wetting ......
The little girl's words completely broke Zhang Ye's defense!
Then, I saw Zhang Ye's entire face turn red at a speed visible to the naked eye!
At this moment, he just wanted to escape the scene as fast as possible!
However, this courier brother has to let him inspect the goods after signing the order!
This Nima!
This is not pure......
。 ・ ゚・(ノД') I want to escape~Can't escape~Tears are floating~
……
As a result, he was stunned for nearly ten minutes before Zhang Ye returned to the dormitory.
During the period, he was chased and intercepted by a group of people!
Crazy to take pictures!
Crazy ridicule!
What's even more infuriating is that he can't use abilities yet!
Because if you use teleportation to run......
Zhang Ye estimated that his identity would be confirmed in an instant!
When the time comes, it is estimated that the forum of the entire college will be full of:
"Surprise! The ruthless Zhang Ye actually has another side that no one knows! 》
Horror! How much identity does this man have? Constantly hovering between reality and virtuality! 》
"The little head dad who suddenly appeared in the academy! It's the man who loves push-ups! 》
And so on......
Ay!
What the hell is this!
Can this little head be restored to its prototype?
(ノ_<) "Brother Tong! Daddy! Grandpa Tong! Bypass me! I really know it's wrong! ”
Zhang Ye cried with a sad face, and wailed towards the system with his mind.
But no matter how he calls, the system just won't come out!
(System: (* ̄) ̄*) Hey, hey!) Sample! Dare to pretend to be forced in front of your father, I won't kill you! )
……
In the blink of an eye, almost an hour had passed, and Zhang Ye's head still hadn't returned to its normal size.
I saw Zhang Ye paralyzed on the bed, thinking about the rest of his life with a sad face......
Yes, he is even ready to be a small-headed father for the rest of his life!
Damn!
Heads don't stay like this for the rest of their lives, do they?
I'm going to be a lifelong man?
Be your own little head daddy?
Have a big-headed son in the future?
Do you want to stop filming a parent-child reality show or something???
Regarding the side effects of the system props, Zhang Ye really doesn't know which ones they have, and he doesn't know what kind of side effects, let alone how long the side effects last!
This Nima!
The main thing is that the above is really not introduced!
That's all there is to it!
That little advertising slogan, that's called a Brin Bring!
It's as exciting as opening a blind box!
Who can withstand it!
Zhang Ye secretly swore in his heart that if he opened the blind box again in the future, he would have to find a guinea pig!
You must not experiment with yourself!
If there are any strange side effects, and it is found out to be me......
Can this Blue Star stay?
In this regard, Zhang Ye's attitude is very firm!
If you encounter a situation similar to today's again, you will still be found to be yourself!
Then don't explain a word!
T^T find a rooftop to reopen!
……
However, according to Zhang Ye's guess, the time for this side effect should be over in an hour.
He clearly remembered that the wolf warrior water was because after an hour, the side effects were directly gone!
In other words, if the guess is true, then in a few minutes, his head will return to its original size!
But that being said!
But whether the side effects can disappear after an hour, Zhang Ye has no bottom in his heart!
This Nima!
It's exciting!
Zhang Ye couldn't accept such a stimulus in his heart.
If this is not restored......
Isn't that all my life?
Scold!
Then it is estimated that in the future, people will not scold the word shrinking turtle!
It's okay for me to directly scold Zhang Ye???
Zhang Ye calculated the time minute by minute, cowardly looking forward to himself in an hour.
As for why it is cowardly expectation?
Don't ask!
Asking is that he doesn't dare to face the man in the mirror!
He's nostalgic for his old self!
Looking forward to the coming of that beautiful boy in the wind of Yushu!
……
When I wait, I always feel that time has passed long and tormenting!
So after Zhang Ye counted for two minutes, he picked up his mobile phone and opened the college forum to relieve his anxiety.
According to his guesses, if nothing else......
The headline of the academy forum should be yourself!
This shouldn't have run!
Joke!
The title of the ruthless emperor is not for nothing!
Zhang Ye opened the forum headlines with a confident face!
Take a look at the results!
Well???
Dumbfounded on the spot!
Shocked! Lin Youzhi, a junior student, actually started this kind of thing in the fighting room! 》
"About Lin Youzhi, who is strong in his life, used a rain to get wet for a season! 》
……
Ha?
What's going on?
What did Lin Youzhi do to make headlines?
Zhang Ye clearly knew that if the headlines of the academy hadn't done something shocking, they would definitely not have been on it!
Like him, doing push-ups in the gravity room!
This is the first time this has happened to the entire academy!
It can be said that it is shocking!
Kelin Youzhi???
What did he do?
Knocked down all my headlines?
~(・・? Could he be more shocking than I am!?
With curiosity, Zhang Ye clicked on the second article titled "About Lin Youzhi, who is strong in his life, used a rain to get wet for a season!" article.
He'd like to see it!
How did Lin Youzhi summon the rain!
And how to get wet this season!
Even Zhang Lei Gong dared not to take it seriously!
Half-night......
"Hahaha Goose...... Goose...... No wonder! I'm laughing to death! ”
After Zhang Ye clicked on it, he laughed straight out after watching it for a while!
The content of the article is roughly as follows:
"After a fight between junior Lin Youzhi and someone in the fighting room, he broke his hands and feet! Beaten like a dog and paralyzed on the ground! Broken ribs in two and a half!
When the students of the Department of Therapy rushed to the scene and lifted him up, they found a puddle of yellow liquid that was emitting a fishy smell! So after a preliminary judgment, Lin Youzhi was urinated!
It is precisely because of Lin Youzhi's spirit of refusing to surrender even if he is beaten, that it is more worthy of our learning! Please remember the happiness of this autumn, which was brought to us by Lin Youzhi!
In order to live up to Lin Youzhi's classmates, he took great pains to wet a season with a rain! So dear students, please laugh at Lin Youzhi crazily! Hahahahaha (the landlord laughs first for respect!) )”
And then a relic of the yellow liquid from the scene was also pasted underneath......
Even in the comment area, many students are still clamoring to go to the fighting room for archaeology!
This Nima!
Lin Youzhi is awesome!
No wonder it's even more shocking than yourself!
This girl makes headlines in vain!
No wonder I smelled a strange smell at the time!
Now it seems......
This kid was!
No wonder he wanted us to go!
This Nima ......
Zhang Ye had already imagined how wonderful the expression on Hong Laohu's face would be after seeing the rain!
If you change your own ......
I guess I've changed planets to live!
If you meet Lin Youzhi again......
Then Zhang Ye will definitely smile and pat him on the shoulder, and then say to him:
"Dude, it's heavy!"