Act Seventy-Four: The Girls' Morning
"Yes." Xia Mi yawned, "Then open the door directly, anyway, we are not afraid of anyone." β
Nono nodded, and approached the door step by step with a gun.
"Wow!"
"Death to you!" Chen Motong was frightened, and stared viciously at Xia Mi, who suddenly screamed just now.
"I just suddenly remembered that in Chinese ghost stories, people knock on the door three times, and the ghost knocks on the door only four times." Natsumi stuck out her tongue, "That person seems to have knocked four times just now......"
"I haven't heard a ghost story, how do I know." Nuno said angrily, "But I just looked at it with my words, and it's really a living person." β
With that, she strapped her gun to her waist and opened the door, revealing a guy in a yellow uniform.
"Your shipment." The other party stuffed a large box into her hand and handed over a pen, "Please sign here." β
Only then did Nuno see that the other party's uniform said dhL, this amazing guy was actually a ...... Courier!
Natsumi had a hellish expression on her face, she jumped out of bed, took the package, and double-checked the name on the package, "NoNo." The address is indeed their love hotel.
How did the person who could send the courier know they were here?
"How did you know I was here?" Chen Motong stared at the courier deadly, his hand still stretched out in his waist, clenching the handle of the gun.
"Ah, the sender specially called and told me that you were in room 217 of the xx love hotel, and I thought it was a joke at first, after all, who would pick up the package in this kind of place, hahahaha."
"Who's the sender?" Xia Mi still didn't believe it.
"It's our boss." The courier scratched his head, "Miss Chen, you should sign it quickly, our dmL time is very precious." β
Nono looked at it with the eyes of God, and it was a mess of things, not bombs or bioweapons or anything.
The courier checked the handwriting, then took out a small package and stuffed it into Nono's hand.
"This is a gift from our boss, so you don't need to sign for it, thank you for your patronage, Devil Express helps you travel thousands of miles to compete for global business opportunities."
The second goods sang the lyrics in the advertisement again as before, bowed deeply, and Eriyi, who was peeking at the side, bowed deeply and returned the salute very politely, and then the second cargo courier disappeared.
"Demon Express...... It's like a name that guy would have come up with. Xia Mi showed her hand and made a helpless expression.
"I don't think it's him at all."
Nono began to unpack the big box, "What the hell is this, uh...... Godzilla? β
"It's Eri's toy!" The girl's eyes lit up.
"Okay, it's that guy......" Nono pushed the big box directly to Eri and asked her to stick it with the toys.
"It seems that it is not for nothing that Senior Brother Fingal brought us here." Xia Mi said, "Isn't there a small gift, it should be given to you by Senior Brother Lu." β
"Who cares what he sends......"
Chen Motong was not happy with what she said, but her hand was honestly dismantled, but after it was completely disassembled, her face instantly became very exciting.
"Uh......"
Natsumi also leaned over to see, "What is this?" β
"I don't know ......"
It was a black spherical object, slightly larger than a baseball.
"There's an LCD screen at the bottom, and it shows the time." Natsumi turns it upside down and shows it to Nono.
"Alarm clock?" Nuno frowned, "This dead boy, give someone a gift and a bell." β
"Hehehe, maybe Senior Brother Lu didn't think about it so much, hahahaha." Xia Mi covered for Lu Mingfei with a clear conscience.
"Forget it...... I know him...... There is also a card in the box. β
"What is written?"
"I'll take a look at ......," Nuo Nuo picked it up, "Dear Senior Sister, in countless parallel time and space, there is a parallel time and space where you happen to have a birthday, and I want to give you this gift for Lu Mingfei in that world, but the fly in the ointment is that when it arrives, it may have been a few days...... Well, that's all there is to say, I hope you enjoy it......"
"There are still words at the bottom, why didn't Sister Nuno read it." The little devil of Natsumi smiled, "Then I'll read it, what's underneath?" Oh, it's signed...... Love you, Lu Mingfei. β
"Give me enough time!" Nono shivered angrily.
"Oops, shy?"
"Get out!"
The two of them were fighting in the room.
Eri was quite curious about the alarm clock, put down the toy in her hand, picked up the alarm clock and tinkered with it for a while, and then put it on the table.
A minute passed.
A pair of eyes opened from the sphere, and as it opened, it poked out its two ears and fired a green laser beam, slowly sweeping over Natsumi's body who was pressed on the bed by Nono.
It moved silently, using the steering wheel on its belly, to go around the table full of snacks and leftover fried rice, to the edge of the table, and fell headlong.
"Xiaoqiang! Jack bauer! What happened to you? Jack bauer! β
"Xiaoqiang! You can't die! Ahhh β
The moment he landed, the spherical guy screamed, to be precise, playing a song that didn't taste at a very loud volume.
It doesn't matter if the song is not good, the accompaniment is still a noisy small drum and gong of the huqin, like a funeral of a certain family, and it seems that Kaifeng Mansion is going to ascend to the church.
The two women who were making a fuss on the bed quieted down and looked at the funny thing.
"I suddenly wanted to find Lu Mingfei, and then press him on the bed and beat him violently." Nono muttered to himself.
"I'll hold him down for you." Natsumi muttered to herself.
Chen Motong jumped out of bed with a tiger jump, and yelled, "Where are the dogs running!" β
The spherical guy ran around the house, playing untasted songs as he ran, beeping and shouting "You came to catch me!" β
Probably the cheapest alarm clock ever made by mankind is this one, and you don't want to slap it on the top of the head and knock it out.
And it doesn't have a "nap" button yet, and once it's up to the time you set, it'll roll around the house and play in a miserable sound like agricultural heavy metal, and if you don't find a way to catch it, it'll keep tossing and turning until you run out of power.
The green laser beam from the pair of small eyes was used for pathfinding, and it quickly bypassed all kinds of obstacles, burrowed from the belly of the table to the belly of the bed, sometimes running the figure-eight line, sometimes running the circular line.
Nono chased after him so angrily that he slammed his knee on the corner of the table several times. She was very stiff, jumped up a few times with her legs and bared her teeth, and continued to chase with bruises on her legs.
The chase ended with the girl sliding under the bed, grabbing the alarm clock and ripping out the battery in its stomach.
"Good! Sister Nono is mighty! Xia Mi held up her mobile phone and finished recording the whole process.
"Of course." Nuo Nuo stroked his bangs, "Sister's sports cells are still very good." β
"Okay, okay, then I'll put away this video and treasure it." Xia Mi saved the video with satisfaction, tilted her head and thought about it, "It's good to send it to Senior Brother Lu again." β
"You are free to ...... Wait, you're still videotaping?! β
"Of course, it's not often that Sister Nuo is so angry."
Nuno gritted his teeth angrily again, and took out the strength he had just fought with the alarm clock Jun and pounced on Xia Mi, "Bring the phone!" β
"I won't!" Natsumi stuck out her tongue and hid her phone behind her, and another chase began.
Eri, who was sitting quietly by the window, took Godzilla and touched it with another Godzilla.
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At this moment, in the backstreet of the University of Tokyo, Ange sat down next to the house cart and put his umbrella and heavy suitcase aside, "Soy sauce ramen, plus two braised eggs." β
"Welcome...... Wait, why are you old thing here again? I thought we would say we wouldn't see each other again! Uesugi was indignant, "From today onwards, we will collect money for ramen!" Shenghui 800 yuan a bowl, plus 100 pieces of braised eggs! β
Ange poured himself sake, listening to the crackling sound of the rain on the shed, "Didn't you refuse me to attend your funeral last time?" I assure you that I will not be in attendance. β
"But you don't look like you're going to die for a while, and my coming to you for a bowl of ramen won't lead you to hell."
"Don't talk nonsense! Pay first! β
Ange put a stack of 10,000 yuan bills on the board, "One million yen, don't look for it, from today onwards I will hang up with you, and you will deduct how much you eat from this money." β
"Are you using me as a cafeteria?"
"To be honest, you can't make it into my list of canteens, my canteens are mainly concentrated in Paris, such as L'Arpège, L'Ambroisie and Leprecatelan, and the only restaurants in Japan are probably Ishikawa in Tokyo and Koan in Kanagawa Prefecture."
"Is it really okay to report the name of a dish to a country dog like me?" Uesugi threw the noodles into the pot angrily, "And even if I make pig food, aren't you a high-class guest like you, who only eats three Michelin stars, braving the rain to eat it?" Do you have the urge to scream twice while eating pig food? β
"No problem, Aung Aung." Ange flicked his sleeve and used a folding knife to pry open the crockpot and take out the yellow radish from it.
"It's a shameless thing, I beg you to let me go, okay? How can you guarantee that no one will be able to track you? You're going to get me in trouble like that. "Uesugi is helpless.
"Don't be so nervous, okay? As a person whose speech is 'time zero', there are only a handful of people in the world who have the ability to follow me, and I don't think there is a single person who can follow me without being discovered by me. β
"And I don't have any other friends in Tokyo, my former friends are all old and dead, and their children are almost all old and dead, and only you, an old monster with imperial blood, are left."
Ange ate the pickled radish slowly, "Shouldn't there be a common language between the old monster and the old monster?" β
"But don't you have an important mission to save the world? Doesn't it mean that God is about to wake up? I'll ask you to be dedicated and find out where the gods are hiding and hatching, okay? If Tokyo destroys me, this ramen stand won't be able to open, so I'll beg you, okay? β
"It's not me who should be busy now, it's the person behind the scenes."
"If someone wants to benefit from God's awakening, he has to search for God's hatchery, Takamagahara, the first hatchery, so where is the second hatchery?"
"We're looking, he's looking even more, and the man is much more anxious than I am, because he is determined to be right. I'm waiting for him to move, and the louder he moves, the easier it will be for me to notice. β
"Sounds like you've already set up an intelligence network in Japan." Uesugi placed the bowl in front of Ange.
"I'm very old, but when it's my turn to make a move, the situation is in my control." Ange bowed his head and ate his noodles.
"You're a guy who comes to a ramen stall early in the morning to eat a bowl of ramen for 800 yuan, but claims to be in control of the situation in Tokyo? It's really unbelievable. β
"Besides, the gods are not the dragon kings you once slaughtered, and the gods after making up for it are black king-level things, and I don't know if there is a way to kill it in the world at that time."
Uesugi looked at the overwhelming rain outside, "Don't worry, when the time comes, I'll be in Lyon, France, on TV to cheer you on." β
"Through TV?" Ange was stunned.
"For example, if I read on a news channel that Tokyo has sunk into the sea due to an unexplained natural disaster or that some huge monster has invaded Tokyo, I will ask the bartender for a whiskey on the rocks and drink it dry, and then shout at the TV, "Ange-kun!" Come on! β
"If you want to say that the most scummy emperor in the history of the Eight Snake Families, I think you deserve your name......"
"The most scummy emperor, thank you!"
"Well, since you're ready to run away, wouldn't you mind giving me more news?" Ange opened his suitcase and put on his glasses, "I met Leonardo last night and learned something interesting through his mouth......"
"I'll just say you old bastard didn't come to me just to eat noodles." Uesugi sighed, "Didn't I tell you everything I knew?" I even gossiped about my unhappy family with you, what else do you think I can hide from you? β
"Do you know that for nearly 100 years, the Eight Snakes have been funding major geological institutions."
"Yes, yes, but is that important to you? There are many scientific research institutions funded by the eight companies in Sheqi, and geological institutions are indeed within the scope of funding. β
"What do you want to dig up?" Ange was just Uesugi Goshi's eyes.
"Originally, we wanted to search for the ruins of the gods through geological exploration, but nothing went on at all."
"Is it possible that because you didn't drill deep enough, I guess that the Japanese Kamiyo ruins are buried in the strata below 300 meters."
Uesugi was stunned, "You're not a geological expert, where are you sure?" After a hundred years of funding by eight geological institutions, not even a single natural gas mine has been dug up, let alone the remains of the gods. β
"No matter how much the ruins sink, they can't be buried that deep, and I've heard reports from geologists who say that under natural conditions, ancient cities sink a few millimeters every year."
"Then according to this calculation, the ruins of the god should be buried in the bottom layer at a depth of 50 to 100 meters, and there is no 300-meter situation as you said."
"Forget it, you haven't stayed in the Snake Qiba house now, so there's no point in telling you this."
Ange pushed away the bowl and laid out a drawing of Tokyo's sewers on the table.